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3301 at 23:57, 9 February 2010

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	*I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)		*I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)
	*I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.		*I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.
	*My hobbies include hanging out, meeting potential sweethearts, sports (cycling, ~~parkay~~, jogging), and shopping.		*My hobbies include hanging out, meeting potential sweethearts, sports (cycling, parkour, jogging), and shopping.

	Here is the story of my past and present:		Here is the story of my past and present:

	I was born in the town of Potomac, within the c***** state of Maryland with my Mum and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence, Sabrïène. Sabrïène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her at an early age and French is my second favourite language. One very sad day, her Visa expired and Sabrïène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The ~~Potomac~~ School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Française, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls who liked fashion just like me. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.		I was born in the town of Potomac, within the c***** state of Maryland with my Mum and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence, Sabrïène. Sabrïène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her at an early age and French is my second favourite language. One very sad day, her Visa expired and Sabrïène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Landon School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Française, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls who liked fashion just like me. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.

	During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.		During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.
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	My great struggle right now is my search for a sweetheart. It started on my 19th birthday, I was in my English class at NVCC when I realized no one wished me happy birthday and I was lonely. I needed a true and caring sweetheart to bring my lonely heart to 100%. I leaned over to the the girl sitting next to me and asked her if she could be my sweetheart. While I was asking her, her JERK BOYFRIEND told me to stop talking to her or he would break me dead! I told him to BACK THE F*** OFF!!! and gave him da finger. The teacher did not understand my need for a sweetheart and made me leave the class!		My great struggle right now is my search for a sweetheart. It started on my 19th birthday, I was in my English class at NVCC when I realized no one wished me happy birthday and I was lonely. I needed a true and caring sweetheart to bring my lonely heart to 100%. I leaned over to the the girl sitting next to me and asked her if she could be my sweetheart. While I was asking her, her JERK BOYFRIEND told me to stop talking to her or he would break me dead! I told him to BACK THE F*** OFF!!! and gave him da finger. The teacher did not understand my need for a sweetheart and made me leave the class!

	Even since then, I am very afraid of men in fear that they may break me dead. I call this fear "Homophobia" after the scientific name for man: "Homo Sapiens" and the Greek word for fear: Phobia. Although discouraged by my initial attempt to find a sweetheart, I still embark every day on my quest in hopes that I may find a loving and caring, 18-20 year-old sweetheart with average to high income and White, Hispanic, or Middle-Eastern background that is smoke-free and DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! To find my sweetheart, I hang out in all the most social locations, wither impressing them with my ~~Parkay~~ skills on the rocks of Great Falls State Park or striking up a simple convo about fashion while shopping at the Tysons Galleria shopping mall, I try many ways to find a sweetheart.		Even since then, I am very afraid of men in fear that they may break me dead. I call this fear "Homophobia" after the scientific name for man: "Homo Sapiens" and the Greek word for fear: Phobia. Although discouraged by my initial attempt to find a sweetheart, I still embark every day on my quest in hopes that I may find a loving and caring, 18-20 year-old sweetheart with average to high income and White, Hispanic, or Middle-Eastern background that is smoke-free and DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! To find my sweetheart, I hang out in all the most social locations, wither impressing them with my Parkour skills on the rocks of Great Falls State Park or striking up a simple convo about fashion while shopping at the Tysons Galleria shopping mall, I try many ways to find a sweetheart.

	My search is still difficult; even to this day. Last month I was relaxing in the cafe inside my favourite store Neiman Marcus. I was so relaxed, I decided not to shop that day, but hang out in the cafe until I found a sweetheart. I sat at my table, sipping on my favourite sparkling VOSS water while checking out the ladies and giving them my patented Secret Surprise Flirt. After fourth or fifth bottle, a server tells me I have to leave; some ladies were complaining about me! I started telling him about my trouble finding a sweetheart, but he seemed confused and did not understand what I was telling him. Then, I told him about my Yellowman comic and he was offended by the title and said something about being from Japan. I asked him if he knew any girls from Japan that did NOT have boyfriends and he left. When he returned, he was followed by two giant security guards in black suits that told me to pay my bill and leave the store. I asked them if finding true love was illegal and they told me I could not return for one whole month! My heart was shattered. Even worse, I had to shop at Saks Fifth Avenue which was full of rude women that were not as caring and helpful as those in Neiman's.		My search is still difficult; even to this day. Last month I was relaxing in the cafe inside my favourite store Neiman Marcus. I was so relaxed, I decided not to shop that day, but hang out in the cafe until I found a sweetheart. I sat at my table, sipping on my favourite sparkling VOSS water while checking out the ladies and giving them my patented Secret Surprise Flirt. After fourth or fifth bottle, a server tells me I have to leave; some ladies were complaining about me! I started telling him about my trouble finding a sweetheart, but he seemed confused and did not understand what I was telling him. Then, I told him about my Yellowman comic and he was offended by the title and said something about being from Japan. I asked him if he knew any girls from Japan that did NOT have boyfriends and he left. When he returned, he was followed by two giant security guards in black suits that told me to pay my bill and leave the store. I asked them if finding true love was illegal and they told me I could not return for one whole month! My heart was shattered. Even worse, I had to shop at Saks Fifth Avenue which was full of rude women that were not as caring and helpful as those in Neiman's.

	I can only hope I will find a sweetheart soon!		I can only hope I will find a sweetheart soon!

3301 at 19:43, 18 January 2010

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	Here is the story of my past and present:		Here is the story of my past and present:

	I ~~grew up~~ in Potomac, in the c***** state of Maryland with my Mum and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence, Sabrïène. Sabrïène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her early and it is my second favourite language. One very sad day her Visa expired and Sabrïène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: ~~Français~~, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls ~~that had lived all over the world~~. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.		I was born in the town of Potomac, within the c***** state of Maryland with my Mum and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence, Sabrïène. Sabrïène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her at an early age and French is my second favourite language. One very sad day, her Visa expired and Sabrïène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Française, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls who liked fashion just like me. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.

	During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.		During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.

3301 at 09:53, 18 January 2010

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3301 at 09:42, 18 January 2010

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	Here is the story of my past and present:		Here is the story of my past and present:

	I grew up in Potomac, in the c***** state of Maryland with my Mom and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence,Sabriène Sabriène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her early and it is my second favourite language. One very sad day her Visa expired and Sabriène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Français, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls from all over the world. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.		I grew up in Potomac, in the c***** state of Maryland with my Mom and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence,Sabriène. Sabriène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her early and it is my second favourite language. One very sad day her Visa expired and Sabriène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Français, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls from all over the world. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.

	During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.		During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.

3301 at 09:41, 18 January 2010

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	My name is 3301. A little information about myself for all the SINGLE girls with ZERO BOYFRIENDS:		My name is 3301. A little information about myself for all the SINGLE girls with ZERO BOYFRIENDS:
	I am 20 years young		*I am 20 years young
	I am the True and Original creator of Yellowman, my comicbook series		*I am the True and Original creator of Yellowman, my comicbook series
	I live in Great Falls, VA with my Mom and Dad		*I live in Great Falls, VA with my Mom and Dad
	I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)		*I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)
	I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.		*I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.
	My hobbies include hanging out, meeting potential sweethearts, sports (cycling, parkay, jogging), and shopping.		*My hobbies include hanging out, meeting potential sweethearts, sports (cycling, parkay, jogging), and shopping.

	Here is the story of my past and present:		Here is the story of my past and present:

3301 at 09:40, 18 January 2010

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	3301 is a high-~~functioning neurotypical~~ from ~~Loudoun County~~, VA		My name is 3301. A little information about myself for all the SINGLE girls with ZERO BOYFRIENDS:
			I am 20 years young
			I am the True and Original creator of Yellowman, my comicbook series
			I live in Great Falls, VA with my Mom and Dad
			I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)
			I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.
			My hobbies include hanging out, meeting potential sweethearts, sports (cycling, parkay, jogging), and shopping.

			Here is the story of my past and present:

			I grew up in Potomac, in the c***** state of Maryland with my Mom and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence,Sabriène Sabriène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her early and it is my second favourite language. One very sad day her Visa expired and Sabriène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Français, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls from all over the world. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.

			During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.

			My great struggle right now is my search for a sweetheart. It started on my 19th birthday, I was in my English class at NVCC when I realized no one wished me happy birthday and I was lonely. I needed a true and caring sweetheart to bring my lonely heart to 100%. I leaned over to the the girl sitting next to me and asked her if she could be my sweetheart. While I was asking her, her JERK BOYFRIEND told me to stop talking to her or he would break me dead! I told him to BACK THE F*** OFF!!! and gave him da finger. The teacher did not understand my need for a sweetheart and made me leave the class! Even since then, I am very afraid of men in fear that they may break me dead. I call this fear "Homophobia" after the scientific name for man: "Homo Sapiens" and the Greek word for fear: Phobia. Although discouraged by my initial attempt to find a sweetheart, I still embark every day on my quest in hopes that I may find a loving and caring, 18-20 year-old sweetheart with average to high income and White, Hispanic, or Middle-Eastern background that is smoke-free and DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! To find my sweetheart, I hang out in all the most social locations, wither impressing them with my Parkay skills on the rocks of Great Falls State Park or striking up a simple convo about fashion while shopping at the Tysons Galleria shopping mall, I try many ways to find a sweetheart.

			My search is still difficult; even to this day. Last month I was relaxing in the cafe inside my favourite store Neiman Marcus. I was so relaxed, I decided not to shop that day, but hang out in the cafe until I found a sweetheart. I sat at my table, sipping on my favourite sparkling VOSS water while checking out the ladies and giving them my patented Secret Surprise Flirt. After fourth or fifth bottle, a server tells me I have to leave; some ladies were complaining about me! I started telling him about my trouble finding a sweetheart, but he seemed confused and did not understand what I was telling him. Then, I told him about my Yellowman comic and he was offended by the title and said something about being from Japan. I asked him if he knew any girls from Japan that did NOT have boyfriends and he left. When he returned, he was followed by two giant security guards in black suits that told me to pay my bill and leave the store. I asked them if finding true love was illegal and they told me I could not return for one whole month! My heart was shattered. Even worse, I had to shop at Saks Fifth Avenue which was full of rude women that were not as caring and helpful as those in Neiman's.

			I can only hope I will find a sweetheart soon!

3301 at 06:12, 17 January 2010

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	*I am 20 years young		*I am 20 years young
	*I am the True and Original creator of Yellowman, my comicbook series		*I am the True and Original creator of Yellowman, my comicbook series
	*I live in Great Falls, VA with my ~~Mom~~ and Dad		*I live in Great Falls, VA with my Mum and Dad
	*I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)		*I attend Northern Virginia Community College and study Business (which I picked at random)
	*I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.		*I drive a bright yellow 2007 Land Rover Range Rover, it bears the license plate "YLLWMAN" for the main character in my comic.
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	Here is the story of my past and present:		Here is the story of my past and present:

	I grew up in Potomac, in the c***** state of Maryland with my ~~Mom~~ and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence,~~Sabriène~~. ~~Sabriène~~ spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her early and it is my second favourite language. One very sad day her Visa expired and ~~Sabriène~~ had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Français, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls ~~from~~ all over the world. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.		I grew up in Potomac, in the c***** state of Maryland with my Mum and Dad. Both my parents work long weeks and I was raised by my au-pair from Aix-en-Provence, Sabrïène. Sabrïène spoke mostly French and I learned to speak with her early and it is my second favourite language. One very sad day her Visa expired and Sabrïène had to return to France. I never heard from her again. For elementary school, I went to The Potomac School. Where I enjoyed Math, Ma langue étrangère préférait: Français, and most of all: Art. In sixth grade, my parents moved to Great Falls in the great commonwealth of Virginia. I started going to the St. Alban's School in Washington, D.C, where I enjoyed my favourite school subjects as well as singing in the choir. The school was boys-only and when I entered ninth grade, I told my parents I wanted to go to a normal school for boys and girls. So, I went to Langley High School; a normal school where I could hang out with normal kids and wear whatever I wanted. Not being forced to wear a uniform, I began to express myself through fashion and would search all the stores at my local mall Tysons Galleria to find cool clothes that were unique and mine alone. To make friends, I started the Langley Fashion club and met several girls that had lived all over the world. These girls were my best friends throughout my time at Langley.

	During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.		During my time at Langley, I also created my first original comicbook: Yellowman. Yellowman is a superhero that is a cross between a Kaiju monster and an RX-78 Gundam that lives in Hokkaido, Japan. Yellowman fights bad guys who try to steal the precious Wayagu cattle from the humble farmers of Hokkaido. I consider my art my greatest talent and go out of my way to show new acquaintances my comics to show off my work and get their opinions on my stories.

	My great struggle right now is my search for a sweetheart. It started on my 19th birthday, I was in my English class at NVCC when I realized no one wished me happy birthday and I was lonely. I needed a true and caring sweetheart to bring my lonely heart to 100%. I leaned over to the the girl sitting next to me and asked her if she could be my sweetheart. While I was asking her, her JERK BOYFRIEND told me to stop talking to her or he would break me dead! I told him to BACK THE F*** OFF!!! and gave him da finger. The teacher did not understand my need for a sweetheart and made me leave the class! Even since then, I am very afraid of men in fear that they may break me dead. I call this fear "Homophobia" after the scientific name for man: "Homo Sapiens" and the Greek word for fear: Phobia. Although discouraged by my initial attempt to find a sweetheart, I still embark every day on my quest in hopes that I may find a loving and caring, 18-20 year-old sweetheart with average to high income and White, Hispanic, or Middle-Eastern background that is smoke-free and DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! To find my sweetheart, I hang out in all the most social locations, wither impressing them with my Parkay skills on the rocks of Great Falls State Park or striking up a simple convo about fashion while shopping at the Tysons Galleria shopping mall, I try many ways to find a sweetheart.		My great struggle right now is my search for a sweetheart. It started on my 19th birthday, I was in my English class at NVCC when I realized no one wished me happy birthday and I was lonely. I needed a true and caring sweetheart to bring my lonely heart to 100%. I leaned over to the the girl sitting next to me and asked her if she could be my sweetheart. While I was asking her, her JERK BOYFRIEND told me to stop talking to her or he would break me dead! I told him to BACK THE F*** OFF!!! and gave him da finger. The teacher did not understand my need for a sweetheart and made me leave the class!

			Even since then, I am very afraid of men in fear that they may break me dead. I call this fear "Homophobia" after the scientific name for man: "Homo Sapiens" and the Greek word for fear: Phobia. Although discouraged by my initial attempt to find a sweetheart, I still embark every day on my quest in hopes that I may find a loving and caring, 18-20 year-old sweetheart with average to high income and White, Hispanic, or Middle-Eastern background that is smoke-free and DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! To find my sweetheart, I hang out in all the most social locations, wither impressing them with my Parkay skills on the rocks of Great Falls State Park or striking up a simple convo about fashion while shopping at the Tysons Galleria shopping mall, I try many ways to find a sweetheart.

	My search is still difficult; even to this day. Last month I was relaxing in the cafe inside my favourite store Neiman Marcus. I was so relaxed, I decided not to shop that day, but hang out in the cafe until I found a sweetheart. I sat at my table, sipping on my favourite sparkling VOSS water while checking out the ladies and giving them my patented Secret Surprise Flirt. After fourth or fifth bottle, a server tells me I have to leave; some ladies were complaining about me! I started telling him about my trouble finding a sweetheart, but he seemed confused and did not understand what I was telling him. Then, I told him about my Yellowman comic and he was offended by the title and said something about being from Japan. I asked him if he knew any girls from Japan that did NOT have boyfriends and he left. When he returned, he was followed by two giant security guards in black suits that told me to pay my bill and leave the store. I asked them if finding true love was illegal and they told me I could not return for one whole month! My heart was shattered. Even worse, I had to shop at Saks Fifth Avenue which was full of rude women that were not as caring and helpful as those in Neiman's.		My search is still difficult; even to this day. Last month I was relaxing in the cafe inside my favourite store Neiman Marcus. I was so relaxed, I decided not to shop that day, but hang out in the cafe until I found a sweetheart. I sat at my table, sipping on my favourite sparkling VOSS water while checking out the ladies and giving them my patented Secret Surprise Flirt. After fourth or fifth bottle, a server tells me I have to leave; some ladies were complaining about me! I started telling him about my trouble finding a sweetheart, but he seemed confused and did not understand what I was telling him. Then, I told him about my Yellowman comic and he was offended by the title and said something about being from Japan. I asked him if he knew any girls from Japan that did NOT have boyfriends and he left. When he returned, he was followed by two giant security guards in black suits that told me to pay my bill and leave the store. I asked them if finding true love was illegal and they told me I could not return for one whole month! My heart was shattered. Even worse, I had to shop at Saks Fifth Avenue which was full of rude women that were not as caring and helpful as those in Neiman's.

	I can only hope I will find a sweetheart soon!		I can only hope I will find a sweetheart soon!