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	Due to the request of ''Christian Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive and giving him emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.		#REDIRECT [[User:Alan Pardew/Sandbox]]

	We know that his public comments on Facebook and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''his family and his friends.''' We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with him, and we deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:

	~~'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''~~

	He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing him of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.

	And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.

	~~This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''~~

	Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

	In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''

	~~We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:~~

	*Adam Stackhouse
	*America
	*Anna McLerran
	*Anna Stackhouse
	*Asperpedia Four
	*Batman
	*BILLY MAYS
	*Blanca Weiss
	*BlueSpike
	*Bryan Bash
	*Charlottesville people
	*Chris's High School Gal-pals
	*Clyde Cash
	*Cole Smithey
	*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
	*David Moyes
	*The Dodo Brain
	*Emily
	*Failosophy
	*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
	*The GAMe PLACe
	*GodJesus
	*Google
	*Homos
	*Ivy O'Neil
	*Jack Thaddeus
	*Jason Kendrick Howell
	*Jimmy Hill
	*Kacey Devoria
	*Keurig Company
	*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
	*Lauren Faust
	*Liquid Chris
	*Lordsillynipples
	*Man in the Pickle Suit
	*Mary Lee Walsh
	*McDonalds employees
	*Megan Schroeder
	*Michael Snyder
	*Nathanael Greene Elementary School
	*The Offline Cyberbully/~~Troll~~
	*PandaHalo
	*Rob Bell
	*Robert Simmons V
	*Ruckersville people
	*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
	*Sega
	*Shigeru Miyamoto
	*Surfshack Tito
	*Tara Strong
	*Thorg
	*Vivian Gee

	~~'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''~~

	And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past seven years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris himself:

	{{quote\|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.}}

	~~We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.~~

	~~Thank you. And good night.~~

Alan Pardew at 13:45, 31 March 2014

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	'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''		'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''

	He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.		He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing him of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.

			And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.

	This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''		This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''

Alan Pardew at 09:28, 31 March 2014

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	*Anna McLerran		*Anna McLerran
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	{{quote\|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.}}		{{quote\|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.}}

			We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.

	Thank you. And good night.		Thank you. And good night.

Alan Pardew at 09:25, 31 March 2014

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	*Failosophy		*Failosophy
			*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
	*The GAMe PLACe		*The GAMe PLACe
	*GodJesus		*GodJesus
	*Google		*Google
	*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
	*Homos		*Homos
	*Ivy O'Neil		*Ivy O'Neil

Alan Pardew at 09:21, 31 March 2014

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	We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:		We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:

			*Adam Stackhouse
	*Anna McLerran		*Anna McLerran
			*Anna Stackhouse
	*Asperpedia Four		*Asperpedia Four
			*Batman
	*BILLY MAYS		*BILLY MAYS
	*Blanca Weiss		*Blanca Weiss
	*BlueSpike		*BlueSpike
	*Bryan Bash		*Bryan Bash
			*Charlottesville people
			*Chris's High School Gal-pals
	*Clyde Cash		*Clyde Cash
			*Cole Smithey
	*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White		*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
	*David Moyes		*David Moyes
			*The Dodo Brain
	*Emily		*Emily
	*The ~~Dodo Brain~~		*Failosophy
			*The GAMe PLACe
			*GodJesus
			*Google
			*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
			*Homos
			*Ivy O'Neil
	*Jack Thaddeus		*Jack Thaddeus
	*Jason Kendrick Howell		*Jason Kendrick Howell
	*Jimmy Hill		*Jimmy Hill
			*Kacey Devoria
			*Keurig Company
			*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
			*Lauren Faust
	*Liquid Chris		*Liquid Chris
	*Lordsillynipples		*Lordsillynipples
	*Man in the Pickle Suit		*Man in the Pickle Suit
	*Mary Lee Walsh		*Mary Lee Walsh
			*McDonalds employees
	*Megan Schroeder		*Megan Schroeder
	*Michael Snyder		*Michael Snyder
	*~~Keurig Company~~		*Nathanael Greene Elementary School
			*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
			*PandaHalo
	*Rob Bell		*Rob Bell
	*Robert Simmons V		*Robert Simmons V
			*Ruckersville people
			*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
			*Sega
	*Shigeru Miyamoto		*Shigeru Miyamoto
	*Surfshack Tito		*Surfshack Tito
			*Tara Strong
	*Thorg		*Thorg
	*Vivian Gee		*Vivian Gee

Alan Pardew at 09:04, 31 March 2014

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	*BILLY MAYS		*BILLY MAYS
	*Blanca Weiss		*Blanca Weiss
			*BlueSpike
			*Bryan Bash
	*Clyde Cash		*Clyde Cash
	*Daniel and ~~Mimms~~		*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
			*David Moyes
			*Emily
	*The Dodo Brain		*The Dodo Brain
			*Jack Thaddeus
			*Jason Kendrick Howell
			*Jimmy Hill
			*Liquid Chris
			*Lordsillynipples
			*Man in the Pickle Suit
	*Mary Lee Walsh		*Mary Lee Walsh
	*Megan Schroeder		*Megan Schroeder
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	*Keurig Company		*Keurig Company
	*Rob Bell		*Rob Bell
			*Robert Simmons V
			*Shigeru Miyamoto
	*Surfshack Tito		*Surfshack Tito
	*Vivian		*Thorg
			*Vivian Gee

	'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''		'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''

Alan Pardew at 09:01, 31 March 2014

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 Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
-In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and even the '''Keurig Company'''. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''
+In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''
 '''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''

Alan Pardew at 08:57, 31 March 2014

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	Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.		Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

	In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include Megan Schroeder ~~and~~ Michael Snyder. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''		In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and even the '''Keurig Company'''. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''

	'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''		'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''

Alan Pardew at 08:55, 31 March 2014

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	This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''		This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''

	Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national ~~life~~.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.		Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

	In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include Megan Schroeder and Michael Snyder ~~too~~. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''		In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include Megan Schroeder and Michael Snyder. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''

	'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''		'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''

Alan Pardew at 08:54, 31 March 2014

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	'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''		'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''

	He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and ~~treat~~ him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.		He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.

	This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''		This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''