User:BaboonRancher23/Sandbox - Revision history

BaboonRancher23 at 02:26, 12 May 2026

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	{{References}}		{{References}}



			=Guide to Post-Jail Chris=
			{{quote\|I have actually read from one individual's "complaint" that they have stated feeling bored from my recent conduct that was recorded in videos.

			Read this and Learn now:

			Well that "Boredom" of yours is not actual boredom, rather or not you read this, but it is a realization within yourself that you have yet to find and love yourself in your own Soul Searching.\|Chris<ref>[[September_2024_social_media_posts#Boring_conduct]]</ref>}}

BaboonRancher23 at 18:18, 22 April 2026

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	~~{{quote\|I'M RETARDED.\|Chris<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>}}~~
	{{quote\|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.\|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>		{{quote\|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.\|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
	[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}		[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}
			{{quote\|I'M [[Slow-in-the-minds\|RETARDED]].\|Chris<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>}}

			'''Intelligence''' has been defined in many ways: the capacity for abstraction, logic, understanding, self-awareness, learning, emotional knowledge, reasoning, planning, creativity, critical thinking, and problem-solving. It can be described as the ability to perceive or infer information and to retain it as knowledge to be applied to adaptive behaviors within an environment or context.

BaboonRancher23 at 18:14, 22 April 2026

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	{{quote\|I'M RETARDED.\|Chris<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I'M RETARDED.\|Chris<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>}}
			{{quote\|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.\|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
			[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

BaboonRancher23 at 18:09, 22 April 2026

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		{{quote\|I'M RETARDED.\|Chris<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>}}





		==See also==
		*[[Honor Roll]]
		*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]

		{{References}}

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	~~=Chris and Livestreaming=~~

	'''Livestreaming''' is the streaming of video or audio in real time or near real time. Since [[2016]] Chris has been livestreaming, poorly. Chris's livestreams are plagued with [[Electronics\|technical problems]], [[Speech impediment\|mumbling]], and dead-air.

	~~==Pre-Jail==~~
	~~[[File:Chandlers.Png\|thumb\|right\|300px]]~~
	~~{{stub}}~~

	~~==Post-Jail==~~
	~~[[File:Chris in October 2023.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px]]~~

	After his release from [[jail]] Chris began streaming on [[YouTube]], streaming for the first 6 months after his return and more sporadically afterwards. Most of Chris's streams post jail consist of him playing with [[toys]], [[drawing]], or [[gaming]], while messages from [[weens]] play in the background.

	Chris's first few streams received a flood of super chats from weens, generating thousands of dollars. The speed at which the super chats came in resulted in Chris frequently losing his train of thought and being unable to answer many of the questions he was asked.

	Notably Chris's post-jail streams contain a more elaborate explanation of the events that lead to his [[Incest Arrest\|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]] in [[2021]]. In prerecorded videos like [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] and [[The Chris Chan Interview]] Chris pins the blame for his arrest on [[Bella]] and states that he was proven innocent in a court of law. In Chris's livestreams he claims that he did not have sex with Barb but accessed memories from [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension\|the Shattered Glass Dimension]] where his self-counterpart did have sex with Barb, implying he remembers having sex with Barb. He also claims that he knew that Bella would betray him, and played along with her so that he could be sent to jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at [[Everfree Northwest]].<ref>[[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A\|10 November livestream]]</ref><ref>[[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream\|22 December livestream]]</ref>

	~~==References==~~
	~~<references/>~~

	~~{{livestreams}}~~
	~~{{The Internet}}~~

BaboonRancher23: /* Chris and Streaming */

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Chris and Streaming

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	=Chris and ~~Streaming~~=		=Chris and Livestreaming=

			'''Livestreaming''' is the streaming of video or audio in real time or near real time. Since [[2016]] Chris has been livestreaming, poorly. Chris's livestreams are plagued with [[Electronics\|technical problems]], [[Speech impediment\|mumbling]], and dead-air.

	==Pre-Jail==		==Pre-Jail==
	[[File:Chandlers.Png\|thumb\|right\|300px]]		[[File:Chandlers.Png\|thumb\|right\|300px]]
			{{stub}}

	==Post-Jail==		==Post-Jail==
			[[File:Chris in October 2023.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px]]

			After his release from [[jail]] Chris began streaming on [[YouTube]], streaming for the first 6 months after his return and more sporadically afterwards. Most of Chris's streams post jail consist of him playing with [[toys]], [[drawing]], or [[gaming]], while messages from [[weens]] play in the background.
	After his release from [[jail]] Chris began streaming on [[YouTube]], streaming for the first 6 months after his return and more sporadically afterwards.

	Chris's first few streams received a flood of super chats from weens, generating thousands of dollars. The speed at which the super chats came in resulted in Chris frequently losing his train of thought and being unable to answer many of the questions he was asked.		Chris's first few streams received a flood of super chats from weens, generating thousands of dollars. The speed at which the super chats came in resulted in Chris frequently losing his train of thought and being unable to answer many of the questions he was asked.

	Notably Chris's post-jail streams contain a more elaborate explanation of the events that lead to his [[Incest Arrest\|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]] in [[~~2022~~]]. In prerecorded videos like [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] and [[The Chris Chan Interview]] Chris pins the ~~blaime~~ for his arrest on [[Bella]] and states that he was proven innocent in a court of law. In Chris's livestreams he claims that he did not have sex with Barb but accessed memories from [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension\|the Shattered Glass Dimension]] where his self-counterpart did have sex with Barb, implying he remembers having sex with Barb. He also claims that he knew that Bella would betray him, and played along with her so that he could be sent to jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at [[Everfree Northwest]].<ref>[[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A\|10 November livestream]]</ref><ref>[[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream\|22 December livestream]]</ref>		Notably Chris's post-jail streams contain a more elaborate explanation of the events that lead to his [[Incest Arrest\|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]] in [[2021]]. In prerecorded videos like [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] and [[The Chris Chan Interview]] Chris pins the blame for his arrest on [[Bella]] and states that he was proven innocent in a court of law. In Chris's livestreams he claims that he did not have sex with Barb but accessed memories from [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension\|the Shattered Glass Dimension]] where his self-counterpart did have sex with Barb, implying he remembers having sex with Barb. He also claims that he knew that Bella would betray him, and played along with her so that he could be sent to jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at [[Everfree Northwest]].<ref>[[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A\|10 November livestream]]</ref><ref>[[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream\|22 December livestream]]</ref>

	==References==		==References==

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	After his release from [[jail]] Chris began streaming on [[YouTube]], streaming for the first 6 months after his return and more sporadically afterwards.		After his release from [[jail]] Chris began streaming on [[YouTube]], streaming for the first 6 months after his return and more sporadically afterwards.

	Chris's first few streams received a flood of super chats from weens, generating thousands of dollars. The speed at which the super chats came in resulted in Chris frequently losing his train of thought and being unable to answer many of the questions he was asked.		Chris's first few streams received a flood of super chats from weens, generating thousands of dollars. The speed at which the super chats came in resulted in Chris frequently losing his train of thought and being unable to answer many of the questions he was asked.

			Notably Chris's post-jail streams contain a more elaborate explanation of the events that lead to his [[Incest Arrest\|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]] in [[2022]]. In prerecorded videos like [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] and [[The Chris Chan Interview]] Chris pins the blaime for his arrest on [[Bella]] and states that he was proven innocent in a court of law. In Chris's livestreams he claims that he did not have sex with Barb but accessed memories from [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension\|the Shattered Glass Dimension]] where his self-counterpart did have sex with Barb, implying he remembers having sex with Barb. He also claims that he knew that Bella would betray him, and played along with her so that he could be sent to jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at [[Everfree Northwest]].<ref>[[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A\|10 November livestream]]</ref><ref>[[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream\|22 December livestream]]</ref>

	==References==		==References==

BaboonRancher23 at 18:21, 3 April 2026

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	~~=Sightings=~~
	~~[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|One of the first sightings of Chris]]~~
	{{quote\|...[the [[Trolls]]] still come after me in real life, looking to snap photographs of me wherever I am away from my house if they're there at the same time; looking for some "juicy footage" they can misinterpret and misdetail in their own sick ways. They get posted on the damn [[Cwcki]], where such "footage of the Gay Trucker will be rewarded with '[[China]]' and/or '[[Pickles]]'"; it really ticks me off.\|Chris, [[2010]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Internet hiatus, loneliness, ModNation Racers]]</ref>}}

	Since his discovery on the [[Internet]], there have been many '''sightings''' of [[Chris]] over the years. Chris is notably not fond of people taking Bigfoot style pictures of him for their "gross, uncool amusement".<ref>[[Flipnote Hatena#Chris's Comments]], [[Toys for Tots]]</ref> The amount of sightings increased greatly after his release from [[jail]].

	~~==Pre-Jail==~~
	~~{{main\|Pre-jail sightings}}~~

	~~==Post-Jail==~~
	~~[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The first post-jail sighting of Chris at [[Walmart]]]]~~
	~~{{quote\|I'm not Bigfoot\|[[Toys for Tots#Part One\|Chris on sightings]] in [[2023]]}}~~

	On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order\|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w\|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023\|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w\|Williamsburg, Virginia\|Williamsburg}}, {{w\|Lynchburg, Virginia\|Lynchburg}}, {{w\|Bedford, Virginia\|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. In [[2024]] Chris began to be spotted in [[Finland]] and at [[conventions]].

	Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu\|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of [[August 2023\|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu\|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by [[Flutter]], which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

	~~==References==~~
	~~<references/>~~

	~~{{Sightings}}~~
	~~{{The Internet}}~~

	=Chris and Streaming=		=Chris and Streaming=

BaboonRancher23 at 19:02, 29 March 2026

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	[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|~~The~~ first ~~post-jail sighting~~ of Chris ~~at [[Walmart]]~~]]		[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|One of the first sightings of Chris]]
	{{quote\|...[the [[Trolls]]] still come after me in real life, looking to snap photographs of me wherever I am away from my house if they're there at the same time; looking for some "juicy footage" they can misinterpret and misdetail in their own sick ways. They get posted on the damn [[Cwcki]], where such "footage of the Gay Trucker will be rewarded with '[[China]]' and/or '[[Pickles]]'"; it really ticks me off.\|Chris, [[2010]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Internet hiatus, loneliness, ModNation Racers]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|...[the [[Trolls]]] still come after me in real life, looking to snap photographs of me wherever I am away from my house if they're there at the same time; looking for some "juicy footage" they can misinterpret and misdetail in their own sick ways. They get posted on the damn [[Cwcki]], where such "footage of the Gay Trucker will be rewarded with '[[China]]' and/or '[[Pickles]]'"; it really ticks me off.\|Chris, [[2010]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Internet hiatus, loneliness, ModNation Racers]]</ref>}}

	Since his discovery on the [[Internet]], there have been many '''sightings''' of [[Chris]] over the years. Chris is notably not fond of people taking Bigfoot style pictures of him for their "gross, uncool amusement".<ref>[[Flipnote Hatena#Chris's Comments]], [[Toys for Tots]]</ref> The amount of sightings increased greatly after his release from jail.		Since his discovery on the [[Internet]], there have been many '''sightings''' of [[Chris]] over the years. Chris is notably not fond of people taking Bigfoot style pictures of him for their "gross, uncool amusement".<ref>[[Flipnote Hatena#Chris's Comments]], [[Toys for Tots]]</ref> The amount of sightings increased greatly after his release from [[jail]].

	==Pre-Jail==		==Pre-Jail==
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	==Post-Jail==		==Post-Jail==
	[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The first post-jail sighting of Chris at [[Walmart]]]]		[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The first post-jail sighting of Chris at [[Walmart]]]]
	{{quote\|I'm not Bigfoot\|[[Toys for Tots#Part One\|Chris on sightings]] in [[~~December~~ 2023]]}}		{{quote\|I'm not Bigfoot\|[[Toys for Tots#Part One\|Chris on sightings]] in [[2023]]}}

			On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order\|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w\|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023\|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w\|Williamsburg, Virginia\|Williamsburg}}, {{w\|Lynchburg, Virginia\|Lynchburg}}, {{w\|Bedford, Virginia\|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. In [[2024]] Chris began to be spotted in [[Finland]] and at [[conventions]].

	On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order\|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w\|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023\|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w\|Williamsburg, Virginia\|Williamsburg}}, {{w\|Lynchburg, Virginia\|Lynchburg}}, {{w\|Bedford, Virginia\|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]].		Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu\|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of [[August 2023\|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu\|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by [[Flutter]], which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

	Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu\|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris ~~either~~ shopping ~~or playing [[card games\|trading card games]] at game stores~~. As of [[August 2023\|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu\|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by [[Flutter]], which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

	==References==		==References==

BaboonRancher23 at 18:58, 29 March 2026

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			[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The first post-jail sighting of Chris at [[Walmart]]]]
			{{quote\|...[the [[Trolls]]] still come after me in real life, looking to snap photographs of me wherever I am away from my house if they're there at the same time; looking for some "juicy footage" they can misinterpret and misdetail in their own sick ways. They get posted on the damn [[Cwcki]], where such "footage of the Gay Trucker will be rewarded with '[[China]]' and/or '[[Pickles]]'"; it really ticks me off.\|Chris, [[2010]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Internet hiatus, loneliness, ModNation Racers]]</ref>}}

			Since his discovery on the [[Internet]], there have been many '''sightings''' of [[Chris]] over the years. Chris is notably not fond of people taking Bigfoot style pictures of him for their "gross, uncool amusement".<ref>[[Flipnote Hatena#Chris's Comments]], [[Toys for Tots]]</ref> The amount of sightings increased greatly after his release from jail.

	==Pre-Jail==		==Pre-Jail==
	~~[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The first post-jail sighting of Chris at [[Walmart]]]]~~
	{{main\|Pre-jail sightings}}		{{main\|Pre-jail sightings}}

	{{quote\|...[the [[Trolls]]] still come after me in real life, looking to snap photographs of me wherever I am away from my house if they're there at the same time; looking for some "juicy footage" they can misinterpret and misdetail in their own sick ways. They get posted on the damn [[Cwcki]], where such "footage of the Gay Trucker will be rewarded with '[[China]]' and/or '[[Pickles]]'"; it really ticks me off.\|Chris, [[2010]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Internet hiatus, loneliness, ModNation Racers]]</ref>}}

	Since his discovery on the [[Internet]], there have been many '''sightings''' of [[Chris]] over the years. Chris is notably not fond of people taking Bigfoot style pictures of him for their "gross, uncool amusement".<ref>[[Flipnote Hatena#Chris's Comments]], [[Toys for Tots]]</ref>

	==Post-Jail==		==Post-Jail==