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Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

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	==Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas==		==Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas==

	~~[[Fail\|~~Chris is his own worst enemy]]. Most of the trolling that happens to him is self inflicted, because he gets ''really bad ideas''. Below is a list of ideas he's had and decisions he's made that were not influenced by trolls whatsoever, proving [[White Knights\|to]] [[User:Resettimole\|all]] that Chris really is that sad and not just a gullible victim of a bunch of [[troll\|heartless]] [[jerks]].		Chris is his own worst enemy. Most of the trolling that happens to him is self inflicted, because he gets ''really bad ideas''. Below is a list of ideas he's had and decisions he's made that were not influenced by trolls whatsoever, proving [[White Knights\|to]] [[User:Resettimole\|all]] that Chris really is that sad and not just a gullible victim of a bunch of [[troll\|heartless]] [[jerks]].

	*Chris uploads hand-drawn [[Rule 34]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] of his own accord, including [[shecameforcwc.jpg]].		*Chris uploads hand-drawn [[Rule 34]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] of his own accord, including [[shecameforcwc.jpg]].

Bill Lumburg: /* Patti-Chan= */

2010-06-24T20:29:45Z

Patti-Chan=

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	*Undead: zombies reanimated by Patti-Chan that can withstand tons of abuse.		*Undead: zombies reanimated by Patti-Chan that can withstand tons of abuse.

	==Patti-Chan===		===Patti-Chan===
	Tropes: involuntary shapeshifting, the woobie, (aiming for a) tearjerker, attack attack attack, I just want my master to be happy		Tropes: involuntary shapeshifting, the woobie, (aiming for a) tearjerker, attack attack attack, I just want my master to be happy

Bill Lumburg: /* Proto-sonees */

2010-06-24T20:28:25Z

Proto-sonees

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	Variants:		Variants:
	*Sonee-rosey: a rosey that had a sonee’s skin and organs grafted on to her. She is a permanent hermaphroditic chimera used to breed more sonees as needed.		*Sonee-rosey: a rosey that had a sonee’s skin and organs grafted on to her. She is a permanent hermaphroditic chimera used to breed more sonees as needed.
	*Pumpkin freak: created with an accidental dose of CWC cola.		*Pumpkin freak: created with an accidental dose of CWC cola. Used in maintenance and guard duty.
	*Drone: soldier class		*Drone: soldier class
	*Berserker: similar to an Incredible Lioness, but impossible to control.		*Berserker: similar to an Incredible Lioness, but impossible to control.

Bill Lumburg: /* TRANSFER: Preserved on CWCki from Asperpedia */

2010-06-24T18:17:26Z

TRANSFER: Preserved on CWCki from Asperpedia

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	=TRANSFER: Preserved on CWCki from Asperpedia=		=TRANSFER: Preserved on CWCki from Asperpedia=

	Sonichu's Family		==Sonichu's Family==
	Sonichu		===Sonichu===
	Tropes: The hero, lightning bruiser		Tropes: The hero, lightning bruiser

	Sonichu feels as though his whole world has come crashing down on him. His marriage is a sham, his father turns out to be a pathetic yet ruthless dictator, and the city he’s charged to protect is in utter Chaos. Everything he's ever known has been a lie perpetrated by his own creator. He must find the strength within himself to guide his friends in this new world they find themselves in.		Sonichu feels as though his whole world has come crashing down on him. His marriage is a sham, his father turns out to be a pathetic yet ruthless dictator, and the city he’s charged to protect is in utter Chaos. Everything he's ever known has been a lie perpetrated by his own creator. He must find the strength within himself to guide his friends in this new world they find themselves in.
	Rosechu
			===Rosechu===
	Tropes: (faux)Action girl, the atoner, mama bear, one winged angel		Tropes: (faux)Action girl, the atoner, mama bear, one winged angel

	Rosechu wakes up to the realization that she’s made many mistakes in her life. There’s video footage out on the internet of her stripping naked and faceraping an innocent man; her children are bickering with one another because she didn’t care for them properly, and her marriage is in deep trouble, as there was little substance between her and her husband to begin with. Tensions increase with accusations of infidelity on both sides, and finally her daughter Cerah runs away. Rosechu decides she must do the right thing and find her daughter to set things right.		Rosechu wakes up to the realization that she’s made many mistakes in her life. There’s video footage out on the internet of her stripping naked and faceraping an innocent man; her children are bickering with one another because she didn’t care for them properly, and her marriage is in deep trouble, as there was little substance between her and her husband to begin with. Tensions increase with accusations of infidelity on both sides, and finally her daughter Cerah runs away. Rosechu decides she must do the right thing and find her daughter to set things right.
	Cerah
			===Cerah===
	Tropes: Action girl, Iron woobie, Cain and Abel		Tropes: Action girl, Iron woobie, Cain and Abel

	Cerah grows to be embittered by her narcissistic sister Christine, who is constantly bullying her by how much of a “perfect” child she is. The constant taunts and berating from her sister, as well as the lack of parental intervention, gives her an inferiority complex. The abuse eventually becomes so great that she runs away from home, and even permanently evolves into an Incredible Lioness.		Cerah grows to be embittered by her narcissistic sister Christine, who is constantly bullying her by how much of a “perfect” child she is. The constant taunts and berating from her sister, as well as the lack of parental intervention, gives her an inferiority complex. The abuse eventually becomes so great that she runs away from home, and even permanently evolves into an Incredible Lioness.
	Christine
			===Christine===
	Tropes: The Big bad (to cerah), Cain and Abel, Narcisist		Tropes: The Big bad (to cerah), Cain and Abel, Narcisist

	Textbook narcissist with an affinity for mirrors. She also thinks of herself as a princess right out of Arabian Nights, and dresses accordingly. Because of all the favoritism lauded on her by her parents, she evolves early into a Rosechu and rubs it in Cerah’s face. Her narcissism is derived from the claim that she is a “Shining” Rosee, which may actually be a coverup for her true parentage.		Textbook narcissist with an affinity for mirrors. She also thinks of herself as a princess right out of Arabian Nights, and dresses accordingly. Because of all the favoritism lauded on her by her parents, she evolves early into a Rosechu and rubs it in Cerah’s face. Her narcissism is derived from the claim that she is a “Shining” Rosee, which may actually be a coverup for her true parentage.
	Robbie
	Tropes:The ditz/Ralph Wiggum, Attention deficit...ooh shiny, cheerful child/keet, cute shotaro		===Robbie===
			Tropes:The ditz/Ralph Wiggum, Attention deficit...ooh shiny, cheerful child/keet, cute shotaro

	A slow-in-the-mind who wants to pursue his own love quest. In this regard he turns to his grandfather Chris for advice, but eventually finds his help unsuitable and finds success in his own. ironically, this is due to him misinterpreting Chris's advice so that he actually does everything right when finding a girl. Also has a very irritating speech impediment, and a little slow-in-the-mind as he fails to comprehend all the problems his family is having.		A slow-in-the-mind who wants to pursue his own love quest. In this regard he turns to his grandfather Chris for advice, but eventually finds his help unsuitable and finds success in his own. ironically, this is due to him misinterpreting Chris's advice so that he actually does everything right when finding a girl. Also has a very irritating speech impediment, and a little slow-in-the-mind as he fails to comprehend all the problems his family is having.
	The Chaotic Combo
	Wild		==The Chaotic Combo==

			===Wild===
	Tropes: The atoner, the leader, my god what have I done, eldritch powers (I'm giving more uses to his vines and have him know more plant type moves)		Tropes: The atoner, the leader, my god what have I done, eldritch powers (I'm giving more uses to his vines and have him know more plant type moves)

	Former leader of the Chaotic Combo. Wild tries to be a good father to Sandy, especially after losing her mother, but ever since she started to lose her sanity it hasn’t been easy. As he slowly realizes that it was his fault for forcing his daughter to kill a man, he enters a deep depression and nearly commits suicide. However, his friends intervene and help set him on the path to redemption.		Former leader of the Chaotic Combo. Wild tries to be a good father to Sandy, especially after losing her mother, but ever since she started to lose her sanity it hasn’t been easy. As he slowly realizes that it was his fault for forcing his daughter to kill a man, he enters a deep depression and nearly commits suicide. However, his friends intervene and help set him on the path to redemption.
	Punchy
			===Punchy===
	Tropes: the big guy, combat pragmatist, mighty glacier		Tropes: the big guy, combat pragmatist, mighty glacier

	EXTREMELY AZN. Disgusted by the legal immunity Sonichus possess, Punchy is the first to openly speak out against the CWCville regime. He also loses interest in his sexaholic girlfriend Layla. When Reginald rapes Layla, though, Punchy intervenes and beats Reginald into submission, but not before first alerting the police. After the incident, Punchy decides to become a vigilante, believing it takes a Chu to stop a Chu.		EXTREMELY AZN. Disgusted by the legal immunity Sonichus possess, Punchy is the first to openly speak out against the CWCville regime. He also loses interest in his sexaholic girlfriend Layla. When Reginald rapes Layla, though, Punchy intervenes and beats Reginald into submission, but not before first alerting the police. After the incident, Punchy decides to become a vigilante, believing it takes a Chu to stop a Chu.
	Bubbles
			===Bubbles===
	Tropes: crazy awesome/the ditz/cloud cockoolander, genki girl, beware the nice ones, I want my beloved to be happy (if we make it that black sonichu leaves with naitsirhc)		Tropes: crazy awesome/the ditz/cloud cockoolander, genki girl, beware the nice ones, I want my beloved to be happy (if we make it that black sonichu leaves with naitsirhc)

	She may appear ditzy and airheaded, but she has a hidden reserve of intelligence that she summons when she attends law school. After witnessing both the mock trial of the Asperpedia 4 and what happened to Layla, she decides that not only will she prove she’s not a dumbass, she will also help right the wrongs of the CWCville legal system. She highly favors the Socratic method by duping her opponents with her obfuscated stupidity.		She may appear ditzy and airheaded, but she has a hidden reserve of intelligence that she summons when she attends law school. After witnessing both the mock trial of the Asperpedia 4 and what happened to Layla, she decides that not only will she prove she’s not a dumbass, she will also help right the wrongs of the CWCville legal system. She highly favors the Socratic method by duping her opponents with her obfuscated stupidity.
	Angelica
			===Angelica===
	Tropes: team mom, mama bear, the atoner, nightmare fetishist, Friend to all living things		Tropes: team mom, mama bear, the atoner, nightmare fetishist, Friend to all living things

	Angelica has a crisis of faith when she reads The Bible for the first time, discovering such commandments as “Thou Shalt not Kill” and no sex before marriage. Realizing her previously promiscuous nature to be both sinful and hypocritical, she stops having sex with her then-boyfriend Reginald and takes a vow of chastity. She later becomes a religious leader in CWCville and helps the city transition out of the state-mandated "First Church of GodBearJesus".		Angelica has a crisis of faith when she reads The Bible for the first time, discovering such commandments as “Thou Shalt not Kill” and no sex before marriage. Realizing her previously promiscuous nature to be both sinful and hypocritical, she stops having sex with her then-boyfriend Reginald and takes a vow of chastity. She later becomes a religious leader in CWCville and helps the city transition out of the state-mandated "First Church of GodBearJesus".
	(Okay that last part I added in, I have no idea what else to call Chris's religious beliefs)		(Okay that last part I added in, I have no idea what else to call Chris's religious beliefs)
	Magi-Chan
			===Magi-Chan===
	Tropes: the lancer, the smart guy, stoic, time stand still, time travel, squishy wizard, I'm not left handed, not so above it all, bisexual/asexual		Tropes: the lancer, the smart guy, stoic, time stand still, time travel, squishy wizard, I'm not left handed, not so above it all, bisexual/asexual

	Magi-Chan discovers that he is losing control over his powers. His rampant abuse of his psychic abilities in Sonichu 10 has actually begun to physically harm himself, including his mental capabilities. Not only that, he’s losing restraint over both his power and emotions, and decides to lead a life of isolation, to be called out only when he is direly needed. Silvana frequently pesters him in his hermitage. Magi-Chan fears being corrupted by his power, but also feels guilt for his past actions wherein he abused his abilities to Psychically spy on the people of CWCville, as well as his inability to save Simonla when he was tied up trying to read Evan's and Simonchu's minds for any murder plots. (Their minds weren't blanked; they simply had no murder plot to begin with.)		Magi-Chan discovers that he is losing control over his powers. His rampant abuse of his psychic abilities in Sonichu 10 has actually begun to physically harm himself, including his mental capabilities. Not only that, he’s losing restraint over both his power and emotions, and decides to lead a life of isolation, to be called out only when he is direly needed. Silvana frequently pesters him in his hermitage. Magi-Chan fears being corrupted by his power, but also feels guilt for his past actions wherein he abused his abilities to Psychically spy on the people of CWCville, as well as his inability to save Simonla when he was tied up trying to read Evan's and Simonchu's minds for any murder plots. (Their minds weren't blanked; they simply had no murder plot to begin with.)

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Bill Lumburg: /* Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas */

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Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas

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	*Chris thinks porn is educational and should be [[pedofork\|shown to children]].		*Chris thinks porn is educational and should be [[pedofork\|shown to children]].
	*He believes [[Aspergers]] is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is [[Chris and religion\|BLASPHEMOUS]].		*He believes [[Aspergers]] is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is [[Chris and religion\|BLASPHEMOUS]].
			*Upon Rocky's admittedly good advice, he attends [[Fridays After Five]] in an attempt to socialize. He ruins it by showing off his [[Muscle bra]], with the writing [[Attraction Sign\|"WANT WOMEN!"]] on it. Combined with his [[Chris and Fashion\|Gay Trucker look]], it has the opposite effect.
	*Most of all, Chris's idea of being [[HONEST]] is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:		*Most of all, Chris's idea of being [[HONEST]] is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:
	**[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]		**[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
	**Wearing a [[muscle bra\|sports bra]], including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).		**Wearing a [[muscle bra\|sports bra]], including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).
	**Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's [[Homos\|STRAIGHT!]]		**Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's [[Homos\|STRAIGHT!]]

Bill Lumburg: /* Robbie */

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Robbie

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	Chris's avatar for his childhood. He wants to relive a time when he was young and wasn't blamed for his actions. In this case, Sonichu and Rosechu turn into idealized versions of Bob and Barbara, respectively.		Chris's avatar for his childhood. He wants to relive a time when he was young and wasn't blamed for his actions. In this case, Sonichu and Rosechu turn into idealized versions of Bob and Barbara, respectively.

			===[[High School Story\|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]]===

			Essentially a gender-flipped version of Chris mixed with a rip-off of Carrie from the film of the same name. Basically, she outlines his anxiety about graduation, as well as his megalomania.

	===See Also===		===See Also===

Bill Lumburg: /* Rosechu */

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Rosechu

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	===[[Rosechu]]===		===[[Rosechu]]===

	Ordinarily Rosechu is just a placeholder for Chris's ideal girlfriend, but sometimes she is used as his mouthpiece too. In [[Episode 17]], she represents Chris's view on [[Women's rights]] and the justification of violence when you're REALLY AND TRULY [[stress\|STRESSED OUT]].		Ordinarily Rosechu is just a placeholder for Chris's ideal girlfriend, but sometimes she is used as his mouthpiece too. In [[Episode 17]], she represents Chris's view on [[Women's rights]] and the justification of violence when you're REALLY AND TRULY [[stress\|STRESSED OUT]]. Her uploading of her own [[Rule 34]] to [[4-cent_garbage.com]] is also reminiscent of Chris doing the same to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

	===[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]===		===[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]===

Bill Lumburg: /* Wild Sonichu */

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Wild Sonichu

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	Chris's desire to be respected, as well as his desire to impress [[Bob\|his father]].		Chris's desire to be respected, as well as his desire to impress [[Bob\|his father]].

			Considering this interpretation of Wild, it may shed light on why Chris fought so hard to keep Simonla. Many suspected that he wanted to validate Wild's heterosexuality. It may have been because he didn't want to make it look like impressing his father was [[gay]], so he showed he had a girlfriend.

	===[[Bubbles Rosechu]]===		===[[Bubbles Rosechu]]===

Bill Lumburg: /* Black Sonichu */

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Black Sonichu

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	Chris's Anti-Sue, used to represent everything he hates. It's especially evident since its his name spelled backwards. Naitsirhc became a complete opposite to Chris and the ultimate evil when he turned [[gay]]. It gives Chris a perverse sense of pride that [[lies\|only he can defeat himself]].		Chris's Anti-Sue, used to represent everything he hates. It's especially evident since its his name spelled backwards. Naitsirhc became a complete opposite to Chris and the ultimate evil when he turned [[gay]]. It gives Chris a perverse sense of pride that [[lies\|only he can defeat himself]].

	==[[Black Sonichu]]==		===[[Black Sonichu]]===
	Originally used to represent Wes Iseli, Chris sometimes invokes Black Sonichu's darkness to express his own fury. This is most evident with his Black Sonichu [[Medallion]]. But Sonichu or Hobo-Chan are perfectly capable of doing this themselves.		Originally used to represent Wes Iseli, Chris sometimes invokes Black Sonichu's darkness to express his own fury. This is most evident with his Black Sonichu [[Medallion]]. But Sonichu or Hobo-Chan are perfectly capable of doing this themselves.

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	*Chris thinks porn is educational and should be [[pedofork\|shown to children]].		*Chris thinks porn is educational and should be [[pedofork\|shown to children]].
	*He believes [[Aspergers]] is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is [[Chris and religion\|BLASPHEMOUS]].		*He believes [[Aspergers]] is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is [[Chris and religion\|BLASPHEMOUS]].
			*Upon Rocky's admittedly good advice, he attends [[Fridays After Five]] in an attempt to socialize. He ruins it by showing off his [[Muscle bra]], with the writing [[Attraction Sign\|"WANT WOMEN!"]] on it. Combined with his [[Chris and Fashion\|Gay Trucker look]], it has the opposite effect.
	*Most of all, Chris's idea of being [[HONEST]] is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:		*Most of all, Chris's idea of being [[HONEST]] is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:
	**[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]		**[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
	**Wearing a [[muscle bra\|sports bra]], including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).		**Wearing a [[muscle bra\|sports bra]], including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).
	**Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's [[Homos\|STRAIGHT!]]		**Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's [[Homos\|STRAIGHT!]]