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Borednewb at 07:00, 25 July 2010

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	Chris certainly TRIES to manipulate people, editing his own past to suit how he wants to present himself, boldfaced lying to people. One positive.		Chris certainly TRIES to manipulate people, editing his own past to suit how he wants to present himself, boldfaced lying to people. One positive.
	:*The key word here is "tries." While Chris has tried multiple times to manipulate and con people, he has never truly succeeded. Therefore, I would count this as a negative.--[[User:Trombonista\|trombonista]] 03:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)		:*The key word here is "tries." While Chris has tried multiple times to manipulate and con people, he has never truly succeeded. Therefore, I would count this as a negative.--[[User:Trombonista\|trombonista]] 03:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
			::*I'd personally put more stock in the attempt than the failure. Even if he was constantly being caught, if he kept trying to steal shit it would be an indicator of kleptomania.

	* Grandiose Sense of Self		* Grandiose Sense of Self
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	I'll say yes, but at the moment I'm too lazy to gather evidence. Needless to say, Chris rarely thinks things over in advance. Six positives.		I'll say yes, but at the moment I'm too lazy to gather evidence. Needless to say, Chris rarely thinks things over in advance. Six positives.
	:*I don't know if you want me to edit stuff in here directly (cut and paste it to a separate section if you want), but... I'd refer to his blurting out personal information as bad impulse control, along with his PSN spending habits. That's just off the top of my head. --[[User:Ronichu\|Ronichu]] 12:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)		:*I don't know if you want me to edit stuff in here directly (cut and paste it to a separate section if you want), but... I'd refer to his blurting out personal information as bad impulse control, along with his PSN spending habits. That's just off the top of my head. --[[User:Ronichu\|Ronichu]] 12:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
			::* As long as you 4x~ what you put in here, I'm more than happy for you to do direct edits. Or if you want to wholeheartedly steal this stuff and put it in another article, I'm quite happy for that to happen too.

	* Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency		* Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
	No real evidence of this. Three Negatives.		No real evidence of this. Three Negatives.
	:*What about being held down and having his screams recorded? It's not Juvenile Delinquency, but it certainly is a behaviour problem. --[[User:Ronichu\|Ronichu]] 12:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)		:*What about being held down and having his screams recorded? It's not Juvenile Delinquency, but it certainly is a behaviour problem. --[[User:Ronichu\|Ronichu]] 12:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
			::*Very true, but we don't really know what caused that, and it could be attributed to Chris' autism. If someone told me he was just being a dick, I'd believe it, but for now it's difficult to prove.

	* Irresponsibility/Unreliability		* Irresponsibility/Unreliability

Trombonista at 03:32, 25 July 2010

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	* Manipulative and conning		* Manipulative and conning
	Chris certainly TRIES to manipulate people, editing his own past to suit how he wants to present himself, boldfaced lying to people. One positive.		Chris certainly TRIES to manipulate people, editing his own past to suit how he wants to present himself, boldfaced lying to people. One positive.
			:*The key word here is "tries." While Chris has tried multiple times to manipulate and con people, he has never truly succeeded. Therefore, I would count this as a negative.--[[User:Trombonista\|trombonista]] 03:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

	* Grandiose Sense of Self		* Grandiose Sense of Self

Ronichu: /* Is Chris a Sociopath? */

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Is Chris a Sociopath?

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	* Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive nature		* Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive nature
	I'll say yes, but at the moment I'm too lazy to gather evidence. Needless to say, Chris rarely thinks things over in advance. Six positives.		I'll say yes, but at the moment I'm too lazy to gather evidence. Needless to say, Chris rarely thinks things over in advance. Six positives.
			:*I don't know if you want me to edit stuff in here directly (cut and paste it to a separate section if you want), but... I'd refer to his blurting out personal information as bad impulse control, along with his PSN spending habits. That's just off the top of my head. --[[User:Ronichu\|Ronichu]] 12:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

	* Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency		* Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
	No real evidence of this. Three Negatives.		No real evidence of this. Three Negatives.
			:*What about being held down and having his screams recorded? It's not Juvenile Delinquency, but it certainly is a behaviour problem. --[[User:Ronichu\|Ronichu]] 12:43, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

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	So far Chris seems to have Nine positives and four negatives. I may write this up in a better format soon so it could work as article, but I can't at the moment.		So far Chris seems to have Nine positives and four negatives. I may write this up in a better format soon so it could work as article, but I can't at the moment.


	== Unified theory of Chris ==		== Unified theory of Chris ==

Borednewb at 10:20, 24 July 2010

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	Aussie here. Feel free to ignore this page, I'm just trying to understand the ballsed up mindset that is Chris, at least a little. If this is inappropriate, feel free to delete it. I'm just putting some theories down to see what people think.		Aussie here. Feel free to ignore this page, I'm just trying to understand the ballsed up mindset that is Chris, at least a little. If this is inappropriate, feel free to delete it. I'm just putting some theories down to see what people think.

			== Is Chris a Sociopath? ==

			Just my personal workspace going through if Chris really is a Sociopath. Don't mind me

			Criteria for being a Sociopath obtained from here: www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
			Uncertain how qualified a source it is, but it's a checklist we can work with

			* Glibness and Superficial Charm
			Chris has no charm. One negative.

			* Manipulative and conning
			Chris certainly TRIES to manipulate people, editing his own past to suit how he wants to present himself, boldfaced lying to people. One positive.

			* Grandiose Sense of Self
			This is CERTAINLY Chris. He is certain he is gods gift to everything. Two positives.

			* Pathological Lying
			[[lies\|This]] speaks for itself. Three positives.

			* Lack of remorse, shame or guilt
			[[remorse\|This]] also speaks for itself. Four positives.

			* Shallow emotions
			I have no proof of it, but I am of the belief that Chris' emotions are INCREDIBLY shallow. Look at the difference between his 'goodbye Kacey' video and the following video where he shows off his copyright. Neither positive or negative, as it can't be proven.

			* Incapacity for Love
			Chris only began his 'sweetheart search' when he realised he needed someone to comfort him and put up with his shit after he ran crying from a class at PVCC. He doesn't love any of his sweethearts he loudly proclaims to love, he just wants someone to do things for him the way his mother does, plus sex. Five positive.

			* Need for stimulation
			This one is pretty much no. Chris' idea of a stimulating evening is playing PS3 all day and fucking a blow up doll. Two negatives.

			* Callousness/lack of empathy
			See the above entry for his lack of remorse, or [[Chris and death]].

			* Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive nature
			I'll say yes, but at the moment I'm too lazy to gather evidence. Needless to say, Chris rarely thinks things over in advance. Six positives.

			* Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
			No real evidence of this. Three Negatives.

			* Irresponsibility/Unreliability
			Although Chris is incredibly irresponsible and unreliable, in the article it quantifies this as someone who "does not accept blame themselves, and shifts it on to others." I present [[Chris and remorse#Shifting blame\|exhibit 1]]. Seven positives.

			* Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
			As revealed by many of the sweetheart sagas, all it takes for Chris to abandon fidelity is for another willing one to show up. Eight positives.

			* Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
			Jesus FUCK yes. Nine positives.

			* Criminal or Entrepeneurial Versatility
			Chris has shown no sign of being versatile in the least, definately not in the area of money or business. Four negatives.

			So far Chris seems to have Nine positives and four negatives. I may write this up in a better format soon so it could work as article, but I can't at the moment.


	== Unified theory of Chris ==		== Unified theory of Chris ==

Borednewb: SHITCOCK fucked up

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SHITCOCK fucked up

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 === To Write ===
-Chris has no creativity. I don't just mean "What he makes is uncreative", I mean "He physically is unable to comprehend creativity". Look at one of his [[File:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg||graduation notes]]. In it he equates time and effort with being creative, he doesn't understand the importance of quality. More to come.
+Chris has no creativity. I don't just mean "What he makes is uncreative", I mean "He physically is unable to comprehend creativity". Look at one of his graduation notes as listed below. In it he equates time and effort with being creative, he doesn't understand the importance of quality. More to come.
 == Past writing ==

Borednewb: Added some clarifying statements and a 'to write' section.

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	So as a Sociopath Chris views all interactions under a simple means/end equation. "What means will get me the desired end" is the sentence that dictates all of Chris' interactions with others. He wants to avoid [[Alec]]'s calls (or more exactly, thinking about the issues Alec raises), so he'll just ignore what's being said, putting the minimum amount of effort into the conversation to get what he wants (Alec to agree with him and/or go away). He wants a Girlfriend so he'll do whatever he believes is necessary to make it happen.		So as a Sociopath Chris views all interactions under a simple means/end equation. "What means will get me the desired end" is the sentence that dictates all of Chris' interactions with others. He wants to avoid [[Alec]]'s calls (or more exactly, thinking about the issues Alec raises), so he'll just ignore what's being said, putting the minimum amount of effort into the conversation to get what he wants (Alec to agree with him and/or go away). He wants a Girlfriend so he'll do whatever he believes is necessary to make it happen.

	As proof, view the [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You\|videos to]] [[CWC is Sad\|Kacey]] when he thinks she's leaving him. These are obvious attempts at sympathy, considering he'd known her for all of a couple of weeks at this stage. He is doing this because in his mind if he seems pitiful, she will be sorry for him (probably the only way he avoided getting beaten up in school). Then in the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|next video]] he's on top of the world. His ingenuine emotions shows they were an attempt to manipulate Kasey, suggesting further he has no ability to empathise with her or her desires.		As proof, view the [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You\|videos to]] [[CWC is Sad\|Kacey]] when he thinks she's leaving him. These are obvious attempts at sympathy, considering he'd known her for all of a couple of weeks at this stage. He is doing this because in his mind if he seems pitiful, she will be sorry for him (probably the only way he avoided getting beaten up in school). Then in the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|next video]] he's on top of the world. His ingenuine emotions shows they were an attempt to manipulate Kasey, suggesting further he has no ability to empathise with her or her desires.

	If Chris is so manipulative socially, the obvious question is why is he not more successful socially then? The simple answer is because he is a socially inept social manipulator. He only understands the most basic aspects of social interaction, and so his attempts to influence the social realm fail in ways that can only be greeted with equal amounts of mirth and amazement.		Although in the interests of fairness I should mention the possibility that these videos are genuine emotions. How might this be? Surely if Chris is so sociopathic he wouldn't be so upset at losing someone he knew for a matter of weeks. Sure he can be, he's upset because he failed. Keep in mind, to him the only reason Liquid Chris got Kacey was by pretending to be him, so in Chris's mind she was in love with Chris, not Liquid. For her to decide to go with the 'imposter' is like telling Chris that he failed, something he never copes well with.

			If Chris is so manipulative socially, the obvious question is why is he not more successful socially then? The simple answer is because he is a socially inept social manipulator. Chris cannot project or understand body language, his three tones of voice are "I am angry", "I am normal" and "I am speaking to a cat/girlfriend", and even when people flat out tell him how they feel, he does not understand. He only understands the most basic aspects of social interaction, and so his attempts to influence the social realm fail in ways that can only be greeted with equal amounts of mirth and amazement.

	The real nail in the coffin that backs up all of these claims comes in the most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!\|video]]. In this he shows all of the above aspects.		The real nail in the coffin that backs up all of these claims comes in the most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!\|video]]. In this he shows all of the above aspects.
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	This shows he is unable to understand simple social conventions, such as "When a girl tells you she is not interested in a boyfriend, do not keep following that one thought", but the fact he had to be told multiple times suggests that he kept on asking.		This shows he is unable to understand simple social conventions, such as "When a girl tells you she is not interested in a boyfriend, do not keep following that one thought", but the fact he had to be told multiple times suggests that he kept on asking.

	2. Sociopathic: In all the statements he shows a complete inability to understand any of her thoughts on the matter, all that matters in his mind is that HE gets the girl. He has no thoughts for how she understands matters, only for the fact that he has decided that she will be his girlfriend, yet she is not.		2. Sociopathic: In all the statements he shows a complete inability to understand any of her thoughts on the matter, all that matters in his mind is that HE gets the girl. He has no thoughts for how she understands matters, only for the fact that he has decided that she will be his girlfriend, yet she is not. There is only one perspective that matters on the issue, and that is his own.

	3. Manipulator: The first thing he does when things are not going his way, he attempts to manipulate the situation in his own socially inept way. He plays the pity card, attempting to sway her decision not to be with him because he has autism and is a virgin.		3. Manipulator: The first thing he does when things are not going his way, he attempts to manipulate the situation in his own socially inept way. He plays the pity card, attempting to sway her decision not to be with him because he has autism and is a virgin. This is linked with Chris' inability to empathise with others. He can't understand the pain others feel, only his own, which to his twisted perspective means that his own pain is most important.

	4. Confuses reality with story: Chris obviously believes he is the main character. Just look at this statement:		4. Confuses reality with story: Chris obviously believes he is the main character. Just look at this statement:
	{{quote\|you don't need that new boyfriend, because... I need you.}}		{{quote\|you don't need that new boyfriend, because... I need you.}}
	His proof to her that SHE does not need her current (questionable) boyfriend is that HE needs her. That is like saying "You don't need that sandwich because I am hungry", there is no cause and effect there as understood by the real world, only in Christian's warped understanding of reality.		His proof to her that SHE does not need her current (questionable) boyfriend is that HE needs her. That is like saying "You don't need that sandwich because I am hungry", there is no cause and effect there as understood by the real world, only in Christian's warped understanding of reality. In Chris' mind he is the main character and all considerations other than his are secondary at best, this isn't just an egocentric view this is the FACT of the world.

	tl;dr version: Chris is a sociopath who doesn't give a fuck about anyone and will say/do whatever he thinks will get the result he wants. He's a socially inept wanna-be-manipulative sociopath autistic.		tl;dr version: Chris is a sociopath who doesn't give a fuck about anyone and will say/do whatever he thinks will get the result he wants. He's a socially inept wanna-be-manipulative sociopath autistic.

			=== To Write ===

			Chris has no creativity. I don't just mean "What he makes is uncreative", I mean "He physically is unable to comprehend creativity". Look at one of his [[File:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg\|\|graduation notes]]. In it he equates time and effort with being creative, he doesn't understand the importance of quality. More to come.

	== Past writing ==		== Past writing ==

Borednewb at 10:27, 15 March 2010

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 Aussie here. Feel free to ignore this page, I'm just trying to understand the ballsed up mindset that is Chris, at least a little. If this is inappropriate, feel free to delete it. I'm just putting some theories down to see what people think.
-==Chris' limited understanding==
+== Unified theory of Chris ==
 Reading [[Random-access humor|this]] and watching the [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python video]] may explain a bit about Chris' mindset. Chris adores Monty Python, that much is obvious (and tragic). He loves it in the same way a child would ("That man has a silly walk!", "He's slapping the guy with fish!" would be the depth of his understanding) and understands that it is 'funny', and it is similar with his love of family guy. He loves the shows and understands that they are funny and so his own attempts at humour (as evident in his list of 'jokes' in [[Random-access humor]]) are based entirely around what he understands of the series.
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 ''tl;dr version:'' Chris doesn't understand context, and believes correlation = causation. Sonic is in a show for children, therefore anything Sonic is in is for children, he doesn't understand that it was the stories in the children's show that made it appropriate for children, not by virtue of it being about a blue hedgehog.
-== Chris' Categorical Imperative ==
+=== Chris' Categorical Imperative ===
 I wrote a bit about this on the page [[Chris and his Ego]], but I just want to expand. There I said that Chris had a child like method of debating, he decides on the facts and then twist the evidence to support it (look at his use of parody to talk down about Asperchu, while at the same time legitimising Sonichu by claiming it to be a parody). But I think there may be something more to it than this. In philosophy there is the term in discussing morality called 'Moral Absolutism', that is where there is an absolute truth about what is moral and what is not. I will call Chris' view on the world 'Chris Absolutism'. That is, there is an absolute truth about the world, and when people disagree with him (his view being factual in his eyes) it is because they do not understand it.
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 ''tl;dr version:'' Chris does not understand the difference between his perspective and absolute truth. He has no conception of being wrong not because he is arrogant, but because he honestly doesn't differentiate between his perception and reality. And so anyone who disagrees with him is trolling or ignorant. Look at the white knights trying to save him from trolling sweet hearts (every one of them being ignored in favour of his perspective, that his sweethearts are 'true and loyal' to him). Or the Megan saga, where when Megan was angry with him he assumed explaining himself would make her understand that he was right.
-== Chris and 'love' ==
+=== Chris and 'love' ===
 Like many things, Chris seems to understand love in terms best compared to a computer game (see his [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Emails_with_Mary|respect meter]]), that is to say it is a goal driven enterprise, not a mutual attraction. Falling in love and having sex are stepping stones in maturity and leaving childhood to enter into mature adulthood, and so to Chris it is the 'goal' he attains. In Pokemon and other games there is ALWAYS a pre-scripted way through the puzzles to the solution, so Chris assumes there is here. Rather than allowing it naturally to happen (assuming it would naturally happen in Chris' case) he seems determined to go through the steps as quickly as possible. Even in calling it a 'Girlfriend quest' or 'Love quest' it makes it sound like some bullshit dating simulator "Collect twenty panties and I'll sleep with you" game. In his desire for 'dating classes' he doesn't actually want to learn how to talk to women effectively, he wants a walkthrough he can finish the game with.

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	This is why Chris is able to move on so quickly when the relationship invariably falls apart. Follow the Chris Logic:		This is why Chris is able to move on so quickly when the relationship invariably falls apart. Follow the Chris Logic:

	Man and woman fall in love -> Happy Ending.		Man and woman fall in love -> Happy Ending.

	If I settle down with a woman -> I will have a happy ending and be an adult.		If I settle down with a woman -> I will have a happy ending and be an adult.

	If I settle down with a woman -> I will be in love with her.		If I settle down with a woman -> I will be in love with her.

	If a girl is with me -> She is my true love.		If a girl is with me -> She is my true love.

	If a girl leaves me -> She is not my true love.		If a girl leaves me -> She is not my true love.


	In an ideal relationship, you're with your partner because you both love each other. In a Chris relationship whoever you're with, you love. When they leave him he's sad because they're not with him, not because his heart is broken.		In an ideal relationship, you're with your partner because you both love each other. In a Chris relationship whoever you're with, you love. When they leave him he's sad because they're not with him, not because his heart is broken.

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	== Chris and 'love' ==		== Chris and 'love' ==

	~~Not doing this just yet~~. ~~Stuff~~ to ~~muse about~~ in ~~this section:~~ Chris ~~does~~ not ~~understand love~~. Chris ~~believes~~ 'love' is the ~~fairy tale ending where you find a woman~~ and ~~live~~ happily ever after and ~~everything~~ is ~~perfect~~. Chris does not 'love' any of his ~~galpals~~, he ~~merely~~ loves the idea of having a ~~girlfriend since~~ in his ~~mind it is~~ the ~~next step to becoming an adult~~. He ~~says~~ he loves ~~them for~~ a combination of ~~reasons: 1, that~~ is ~~what he thinks~~ people in relationships do, 2, ~~he enjoys~~ the feeling of '~~completion~~' ~~(that~~ is, ~~having~~ '~~completed~~' his ~~quest for~~ a ~~girlfriend~~). Chris is like ~~a child when confronted~~ with ~~sexual pleasure~~, ~~he doesn~~'t ~~understand it~~, he'~~s like~~ a ~~rat~~ that ~~knows if he presses~~ the ~~red~~ button he ~~feels enjoyment~~.		Like many things, Chris seems to understand love in terms best compared to a computer game (see his [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Emails_with_Mary\|respect meter]]), that is to say it is a goal driven enterprise, not a mutual attraction. Falling in love and having sex are stepping stones in maturity and leaving childhood to enter into mature adulthood, and so to Chris it is the 'goal' he attains. In Pokemon and other games there is ALWAYS a pre-scripted way through the puzzles to the solution, so Chris assumes there is here. Rather than allowing it naturally to happen (assuming it would naturally happen in Chris' case) he seems determined to go through the steps as quickly as possible. Even in calling it a 'Girlfriend quest' or 'Love quest' it makes it sound like some bullshit dating simulator "Collect twenty panties and I'll sleep with you" game. In his desire for 'dating classes' he doesn't actually want to learn how to talk to women effectively, he wants a walkthrough he can finish the game with.

			But that is not to say he is attempting to rush it, he merely assumes it can be done that quickly. From hordes of fables and romantic tales Chris 'learns' how love works (he assumes it is a magical 'eyes meet across the room and happily ever after affair), and from comic stereotypes and bad teen comedies he learns how dating works (the good guy meets with the girl, they have chemistry, fuck by the third date). Considering he seems to blur the lines between [[Chris_and_reality\|fantasy and reality]] in most things, it is no surprise he seems to view these as documentaries rather than stories and believes that relationships should move this quickly and always work out.

			Put this together and there's one obvious conclusion. Chris does not love any of his 'girlfriends' (none of which are really friends, most of which aren't really girls), instead he loves the idea of a girlfriend. Chris has NEVER spoken of meeting someone and not really having a 'spark' with them, a situation most people experience fairly regularly, he just assumes if they are interested in him and meet his physical requirements, than they must be 'the one'. He loves none of them, instead he loves the idea of having a girlfriend, the [[CWC's_Message_for_Ivy\|loveydoveyness]] is a combination of the belief this is how people in relationships act, a desire to keep his girlfriend by telling her he loves her, and an expression of the feeling of accomplishment he has.

			This is why Chris is able to move on so quickly when the relationship invariably falls apart. Follow the Chris Logic:
			Man and woman fall in love -> Happy Ending.
			If I settle down with a woman -> I will have a happy ending and be an adult.
			If I settle down with a woman -> I will be in love with her.
			If a girl is with me -> She is my true love.
			If a girl leaves me -> She is not my true love.

			In an ideal relationship, you're with your partner because you both love each other. In a Chris relationship whoever you're with, you love. When they leave him he's sad because they're not with him, not because his heart is broken.

			And now, onto his fear of breaking up couples in relationships in his comics. Because he views the relationship as the end goal (the 'winning point', so to speak), having a relationship break up in his comic would be like depowering the characters (I.E. Utterly alien to him) or willingly trying to lose a game.

			Additional: A theory on Chris and sex. Chris never reached any degree of maturity, but he still sexually matured enough to enjoy the act of sex (although in Chris' case it is a solo act, perhaps with props). But since he is not emotionally mature enough to truly have a sexuality, he falls back on accepted knowledge. Chris dislikes homosexuals and likes women because he has accepted from birth that this is what men like. A couple of times he's mentioned that in the past he's been called homosexual before his encounter with the trolls (I recall reading this, not sure where. Any help would be appreciated), so his homophobia is probably a backlash from that ("I'm being called homosexual as an insult. I don't like being insulted, so being called a homosexual is bad. So homosexuality is bad, so I hate homosexuals"). So without a genuine sexuality he feels he must force himself to be straight to fit in, hence his use of the Sailor Moon poster as a reminder to 'keep (him) straight'. This also explains why he uses things such as vibrators, since Chris never developed a true sexuality, he enjoys anything that causes sexual stimulation. In the same way a rat with a pleasure button does, Chris will keep pressing whatever buttons help him enjoy himself. He used vibrators until people said "That is homosexual", and so he 'publically' stops. It's possible (or even likely) he privately continues, because his hatred of being called homosexual may not be the fear of being called homosexual, it may be lingering fear of the social insult of being called gay in school.

Borednewb: Ignore this, something I just noticed

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Ignore this, something I just noticed

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	Chris gets confused when people disagree with him not because he's slow (well, he is, but that's not the only reason) but because he knows his belief is fact and so he just needs to work out what evidence he has to back it up, often evidence that doesn't exist. He does not understand the differentiation between perception and truth. It is why he is unable to learn, time after time, that all his sweethearts are trolls, because in his heart he loves (I think his conception of love needs analysis, too) them and so that means in reality they are his true love. Similarly, Chris honestly believes he is young, thin, handsome, honest and a gentleman because he states these to be facts. Any proof to the contrary does not fit with his self image and so it is ignored, and anyone who says he is not any of these things is obviously incorrect in his mind.		Chris gets confused when people disagree with him not because he's slow (well, he is, but that's not the only reason) but because he knows his belief is fact and so he just needs to work out what evidence he has to back it up, often evidence that doesn't exist. He does not understand the differentiation between perception and truth. It is why he is unable to learn, time after time, that all his sweethearts are trolls, because in his heart he loves (I think his conception of love needs analysis, too) them and so that means in reality they are his true love. Similarly, Chris honestly believes he is young, thin, handsome, honest and a gentleman because he states these to be facts. Any proof to the contrary does not fit with his self image and so it is ignored, and anyone who says he is not any of these things is obviously incorrect in his mind.

			A search for the term "I was wrong" on this -pedia reveals that it is only used 10 times, and only 3 of those are Chris. Every one of those 3 times are him either apologising because he thinks it will get him something or... actually that's it. It's him talking to Kacey's father thinking apologising will get him out of trouble, apologising for the coke adds in an incredibly passive aggressive way thinking it'll get him out of trouble, and apologising to Kacey thinking it'll get her back. Chris is never wrong unless 'admitting' it gets him something.

	''tl;dr version:'' Chris does not understand the difference between his perspective and absolute truth. He has no conception of being wrong not because he is arrogant, but because he honestly doesn't differentiate between his perception and reality. And so anyone who disagrees with him is trolling or ignorant. Look at the white knights trying to save him from trolling sweet hearts (every one of them being ignored in favour of his perspective, that his sweethearts are 'true and loyal' to him). Or the Megan saga, where when Megan was angry with him he assumed explaining himself would make her understand that he was right.		''tl;dr version:'' Chris does not understand the difference between his perspective and absolute truth. He has no conception of being wrong not because he is arrogant, but because he honestly doesn't differentiate between his perception and reality. And so anyone who disagrees with him is trolling or ignorant. Look at the white knights trying to save him from trolling sweet hearts (every one of them being ignored in favour of his perspective, that his sweethearts are 'true and loyal' to him). Or the Megan saga, where when Megan was angry with him he assumed explaining himself would make her understand that he was right.