User:Briscoe/Chris and Reliability - Revision history

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	===This is a list of things that Chris promised, but not delivered on:===		===This is a list of things that Chris promised, but not delivered on:===

	*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did [[fail]], and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage\|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court\|lives at home]] with his [[Barb\|pare]][[Bob\|nts]].		*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did fail, and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage\|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court\|lives at home]] with his [[Barb\|pare]][[Bob\|nts]].

	*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call\|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|bullshit]] (Do you see a pattern?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])		*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call\|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|bullshit]] (Do you see a pattern?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])

Briscoe at 00:27, 12 January 2010

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	*Chris is incredibly unreliable with his, and his parents, money, to the point where he put him and his family in debt. All of it spent on video games and fast food.		*Chris is incredibly unreliable with his, and his parents, money, to the point where he put him and his family in debt. All of it spent on video games and fast food.

			===However===


	===TL;DR===		===TL;DR===

Briscoe at 03:32, 9 January 2010

2010-01-09T03:32:41Z

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	*Both jobs that Chris has had, he got fired from, having only worked two months in his life, Chris continues to tell trolls to "Get a job".		*Both jobs that Chris has had, he got fired from, having only worked two months in his life, Chris continues to tell trolls to "Get a job".

			*Chris is incredibly unreliable with his, and his parents, money, to the point where he put him and his family in debt. All of it spent on video games and fast food.

	===TL;DR===		===TL;DR===

Briscoe at 23:41, 8 January 2010

2010-01-08T23:41:42Z

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	*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]]. When he can merely just lift some soda cans and hump the floor.		*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]]. When he can merely just lift some soda cans and hump the floor.

			*Both jobs that Chris has had, he got fired from, having only worked two months in his life, Chris continues to tell trolls to "Get a job".

	===TL;DR===		===TL;DR===

Griffintown at 04:30, 8 January 2010

2010-01-08T04:30:31Z

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Griffintown: moved Chris and Reliability to User:Briscoe/Chris and Reliability: Moved aside to give Briscoe the possibility of defining the page more.

2010-01-08T02:57:56Z

moved Chris and Reliability to User:Briscoe/Chris and Reliability: Moved aside to give Briscoe the possibility of defining the page more.

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Briscoe at 06:09, 6 January 2010

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	*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]]. When he can merely just lift some soda cans and hump the floor.		*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]]. When he can merely just lift some soda cans and hump the floor.

			===TL;DR===
			Chris is about as reliable as a home-made rollercoaster.

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	*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did [[fail]], and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage\|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court\|lives at home]] with his [[Barb\|pare]][[Bob\|nts]].		*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did [[fail]], and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage\|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court\|lives at home]] with his [[Barb\|pare]][[Bob\|nts]].

	*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call\|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|bullshit]] (Do you see a ~~patern~~?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])		*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call\|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|bullshit]] (Do you see a pattern?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])

	*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content\|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts\|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens\|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid\|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey\|Kacey's]] [[China\|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler\|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie\|another girl]]!		*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content\|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts\|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens\|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid\|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey\|Kacey's]] [[China\|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler\|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie\|another girl]]!

Briscoe at 00:33, 6 January 2010

2010-01-06T00:33:43Z

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	*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content\|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts\|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens\|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid\|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey\|Kacey's]] [[China\|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler\|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie\|another girl]]!		*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content\|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts\|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens\|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid\|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey\|Kacey's]] [[China\|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler\|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie\|another girl]]!

	*During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he proclaimed that he had gone to Redmond, Washington to see Reggie Fils-Aimé to work out a game deal.		*During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he proclaimed that he had gone to Redmond, Washington to see Reggie Fils-Aimé to work out a game deal. When in actuality he never went to Redmond, and it was really trolls merely pretending to be both designers.

	*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]].		*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]]. When he can merely just lift some soda cans and hump the floor.

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	*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did [[fail]], and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage\|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court\|lives at home]] with his [[Barb\|pare]][[Bob\|nts]].		*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did [[fail]], and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage\|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court\|lives at home]] with his [[Barb\|pare]][[Bob\|nts]].

	*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call\|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|bullshit]] (Do you see a ~~patern~~?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])		*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call\|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|bullshit]] (Do you see a pattern?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])

	*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content\|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts\|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens\|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid\|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey\|Kacey's]] [[China\|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler\|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie\|another girl]]!		*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content\|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts\|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens\|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid\|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey\|Kacey's]] [[China\|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler\|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie\|another girl]]!