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CaptainCanuck at 22:47, 8 June 2011

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 I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

CaptainCanuck: /* I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk */

2010-09-09T02:10:51Z

I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.		I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

	===~~I Believe in Branchland Court with~~ Breast Milk===		===The Breast Milk Hypothesis===

	So basically I think there is something more sinister about Chris' man boobs than meets the eye. Join me as I contemplate horrors.		So basically I think there is something more sinister about Chris' man boobs than meets the eye. Join me as I contemplate horrors.

	~~So, basically,~~ Chris may have been switched to an anti psychotic when he got off Paxil, and he may be too stupid to know the difference. Somewhere in the mailbags he mentioned being on a different anti depressant, but let's face it: Chris doesn't know what he's talking about. I'll run through the case for being on the drugs. Here is the page for Risperidone, one of the most common anti psychotics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risperidone .		The hypothesis:
			Chris may have been switched to an anti psychotic when he got off Paxil, and he may be too stupid to know the difference. Somewhere in the mailbags he mentioned being on a different anti depressant, but let's face it: Chris doesn't know what he's talking about. I'll run through the case for being on the drugs. Here is the page for Risperidone, one of the most common anti psychotics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risperidone .

	Note under ~~Indictions~~ and Uses: ''treatment of irritability associated with autistic disorder in children and young adults''		Note under Indications and Uses: ''treatment of irritability associated with autistic disorder in children and young adults''

	Now, the side effects could explain some of the things going on with Chris, or could be compounded with his lifestyle to make them worse. Side effects include weight gain. Again, compounded with all the fast food, this could explain why he keeps getting huger. My understanding of weight gain is that eventually the person will hit a plateau, this could be why Chris hasn't. Sedation and sexual dysfunction are included, and Chris has very little energy at the best of times.		Now, the side effects could explain some of the things going on with Chris, or could be compounded with his lifestyle to make them worse. Side effects include weight gain. Again, compounded with all the fast food, this could explain why he keeps getting huger. My understanding of weight gain is that eventually the person will hit a plateau, this could be why Chris hasn't. Sedation and sexual dysfunction are included, and Chris has very little energy at the best of times.

CaptainCanuck: /* I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk */

2010-09-09T00:56:13Z

I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk

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	Now, the side effects could explain some of the things going on with Chris, or could be compounded with his lifestyle to make them worse. Side effects include weight gain. Again, compounded with all the fast food, this could explain why he keeps getting huger. My understanding of weight gain is that eventually the person will hit a plateau, this could be why Chris hasn't. Sedation and sexual dysfunction are included, and Chris has very little energy at the best of times.		Now, the side effects could explain some of the things going on with Chris, or could be compounded with his lifestyle to make them worse. Side effects include weight gain. Again, compounded with all the fast food, this could explain why he keeps getting huger. My understanding of weight gain is that eventually the person will hit a plateau, this could be why Chris hasn't. Sedation and sexual dysfunction are included, and Chris has very little energy at the best of times.

	~~BUu~~ more to my point, Ripseridone also increases the amount of prolactin in the blood; this causes the breasts to grow and produce milk~~. This drug is an obvious candidate for the cause of Chris' bitch tits~~. As the article says: ''Although lactation is possible in both sexes using other antipsychotic drugs, risperidone is the biggest offender.'' Also, if milk is involved, then he could have gotten the sports bras to stop it from seeping through his clown shirts.		But more to my point, Ripseridone also increases the amount of prolactin in the blood; this causes the breasts to grow and produce milk. As the article says: ''Although lactation is possible in both sexes using other antipsychotic drugs, risperidone is the biggest offender.'' This drug is an obvious candidate for the cause of Chris' bitch tits. Also, if milk is involved, then he could have gotten the sports bras to stop it from seeping through his clown shirts.

	It's also mentioned under [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] that Chris has a lactation fetish. This could be more of his [[Chris and his ego\|infatuation with himself]]. If he finds his own seeping bosom attractive, then he may be confirmed for asexual.		It's also mentioned under [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] that Chris has a lactation fetish. This could be more of his [[Chris and his ego\|infatuation with himself]]. If he finds his own seeping bosom attractive, then he may be confirmed for asexual.

CaptainCanuck: /* I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk */

2010-09-09T00:54:39Z

I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk

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	BUu more to my point, Ripseridone also increases the amount of prolactin in the blood; this causes the breasts to grow and produce milk. This drug is an obvious candidate for the cause of Chris' bitch tits. As the article says: ''Although lactation is possible in both sexes using other antipsychotic drugs, risperidone is the biggest offender.'' Also, if milk is involved, then he could have gotten the sports bras to stop it from seeping through his clown shirts.		BUu more to my point, Ripseridone also increases the amount of prolactin in the blood; this causes the breasts to grow and produce milk. This drug is an obvious candidate for the cause of Chris' bitch tits. As the article says: ''Although lactation is possible in both sexes using other antipsychotic drugs, risperidone is the biggest offender.'' Also, if milk is involved, then he could have gotten the sports bras to stop it from seeping through his clown shirts.

	It's also mentioned under [[~~Chris and sex~~]] that Chris has a lactation fetish. This could be more of his [[Chris and his ego\|infatuation with himself]]. If he finds his own seeping bosom attractive, then he may be confirmed for asexual.		It's also mentioned under [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] that Chris has a lactation fetish. This could be more of his [[Chris and his ego\|infatuation with himself]]. If he finds his own seeping bosom attractive, then he may be confirmed for asexual.

	===ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND===		===ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND===

	Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.		Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.

CaptainCanuck: /* Welcome to Hell */

2010-09-09T00:49:13Z

Welcome to Hell

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.		I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

	===~~Welcome to Hell~~===		===I Believe in Branchland Court with Breast Milk===

	I ~~discovered~~ Chris ~~sometime around~~ the ~~time~~ he ~~revealed that he recycles his semen~~, and ~~then was slowly drawn into~~ the ~~black hole of fail that is Sonichu~~. ~~Eventually my frozen Canadian soul was ignited into a fury that knows no bounds and which remains~~ the ~~sole source of warmth in my igloo. From my secret base~~ on ~~Ellesmere Island~~, I ~~have observed~~ the ~~Chris Chan phenomenon~~ on ~~a computer powered by a husky on a treadmill~~, ~~and~~ one ~~day I will have enough~~ of ~~Santa~~'~~s jewgold to block all~~ the ~~entrances~~ of the ~~Chandler house~~ with ~~Hex-Bawkses~~, ~~trapping~~ them ~~in their filth where they~~ will be ~~consumed by~~ the [[~~Chandler Cats~~]].		So basically I think there is something more sinister about Chris' man boobs than meets the eye. Join me as I contemplate horrors.

			So, basically, Chris may have been switched to an anti psychotic when he got off Paxil, and he may be too stupid to know the difference. Somewhere in the mailbags he mentioned being on a different anti depressant, but let's face it: Chris doesn't know what he's talking about. I'll run through the case for being on the drugs. Here is the page for Risperidone, one of the most common anti psychotics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risperidone .

			Note under Indictions and Uses: ''treatment of irritability associated with autistic disorder in children and young adults''

			Now, the side effects could explain some of the things going on with Chris, or could be compounded with his lifestyle to make them worse. Side effects include weight gain. Again, compounded with all the fast food, this could explain why he keeps getting huger. My understanding of weight gain is that eventually the person will hit a plateau, this could be why Chris hasn't. Sedation and sexual dysfunction are included, and Chris has very little energy at the best of times.

			BUu more to my point, Ripseridone also increases the amount of prolactin in the blood; this causes the breasts to grow and produce milk. This drug is an obvious candidate for the cause of Chris' bitch tits. As the article says: ''Although lactation is possible in both sexes using other antipsychotic drugs, risperidone is the biggest offender.'' Also, if milk is involved, then he could have gotten the sports bras to stop it from seeping through his clown shirts.

			It's also mentioned under [[Chris and sex]] that Chris has a lactation fetish. This could be more of his [[Chris and his ego\|infatuation with himself]]. If he finds his own seeping bosom attractive, then he may be confirmed for asexual.

	===ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND===		===ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND===

	Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.		Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.

CaptainCanuck at 23:33, 1 September 2010

2010-09-01T23:33:52Z

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.		I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

			===Welcome to Hell===

			I discovered Chris sometime around the time he revealed that he recycles his semen, and then was slowly drawn into the black hole of fail that is Sonichu. Eventually my frozen Canadian soul was ignited into a fury that knows no bounds and which remains the sole source of warmth in my igloo. From my secret base on Ellesmere Island, I have observed the Chris Chan phenomenon on a computer powered by a husky on a treadmill, and one day I will have enough of Santa's jewgold to block all the entrances of the Chandler house with Hex-Bawkses, trapping them in their filth where they will be consumed by the [[Chandler Cats]].

			===ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND===

			Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.

CaptainCanuck at 22:48, 29 August 2010

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#~~rejected~~\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.		I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

CaptainCanuck at 22:47, 29 August 2010

2010-08-29T22:47:11Z

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. ~~In that email (mailbag 15)~~ I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.		I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#rejected\|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

CaptainCanuck at 03:23, 28 August 2010

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. In that email I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger.		I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. In that email (mailbag 15) I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.

CaptainCanuck at 02:56, 28 August 2010

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	I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. In ~~the~~ email I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger.		I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. In that email I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger.