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	'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''		'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''

	{{quote3\|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg\|thumb\|center\|\|[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry\|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll\|intelligent]], [[Random access humor\|witty]], ~~[[Fail\|~~successful]], [[Nudes\|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign\|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris\|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos\|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009\|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny?\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg\|thumb\|center\|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png\|thumb\|center\|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.		{{quote3\|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg\|thumb\|center\|\|[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry\|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll\|intelligent]], [[Random access humor\|witty]], successful, [[Nudes\|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign\|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris\|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos\|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009\|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny?\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg\|thumb\|center\|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png\|thumb\|center\|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.
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	Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..		Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
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	Okay let's see our next dustbunny..		Okay let's see our next dustbunny..
	{{quote3\|{{Quote\|[[Obesity\|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}		{{quote3\|{{Quote\|[[Obesity\|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}
	{{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny, now?\|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity\|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}		{{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny, now?\|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity\|Obese]], Fail, and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}

	Let's take a break!		Let's take a break!

Cleftpalete at 05:06, 4 April 2012

2012-04-04T05:06:39Z

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	{{collapsible\|Fun!\|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.		{{collapsible\|Fun!\|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.

	'''The Good'''		'''The Good''': ''Wonderful fan-art. I have no problem with these. All of them should be in articles if they aren't already.''
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Cheers07.jpg\|Not ~~plugging any interests in~~, ~~not too badly drawn~~, and ~~just a generally funny piece of~~ fan-~~arts.~~		Image:1chrischan.jpg\|This is very nice.
			Image:Cheers07.jpg\|Not a particularly good drawing, but it plays by all the rules.
			Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg\|This isn't a very good shop. But it's hilarious, so that makes up for it.
			Image:B-manajerk real.jpg\|Another funny shop.
			Image:EPISODE X by neodalion.jpg\|This is a hilarious and really well drawn picture. Why is all the bad fan-art in articles when good stuff like this isn't?
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>
	'''The ~~Ugly~~'''		'''The Bad''': ''The most awful fan-art. These should all be destroyed.''
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg\|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.		Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg\|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.
	Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg\|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user.		Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg\|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user.
	Image:Faceless Trolls.png\|This is not a good image. The artist has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu.
	Image:Promotion1.png\|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1.		Image:Promotion1.png\|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1.
	Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG\|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school.		Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG\|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school.
	Image:~~CWC RPG like face~~ by ~~JLCL01~~.jpg\|~~Ha-ha this~~ is ~~funny!~~		Image:CWCformers.jpg\|Ouch..
			Image:Unrest in the House of Light by Chaosbandit.jpg\|Yuck..
			</gallery></center>

			'''The Ugly''': ''This is a gray area. I have problems with these for various reasons, all of them really don't deserve to be here.''
			<center><gallery>

			Image:Pd.jpg\|I see the artist went the extra length to compose a picture that still looks terrible.
			Image:Faceless Trolls.png\|This is not a good image. The "artist" has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu.
			Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg\|This is not good. Again the artist has tricked us into believing it's good by swooshing around in photoshop.
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	'''~~To be continued~~		'''Work in Progress
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Cleftpalete at 04:01, 4 April 2012

2012-04-04T04:01:12Z

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	Image:Cheers07.jpg\|Not plugging any interests in, not too badly drawn, and just a generally funny piece of fan-arts.		Image:Cheers07.jpg\|Not plugging any interests in, not too badly drawn, and just a generally funny piece of fan-arts.
			</gallery></center>
			'''The Ugly'''
			<center><gallery>
			Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg\|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.
			Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg\|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user.
			Image:Faceless Trolls.png\|This is not a good image. The artist has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu.
			Image:Promotion1.png\|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1.
			Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG\|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school.
			Image:CWC RPG like face by JLCL01.jpg\|Ha-ha this is funny!

			</gallery></center>
	~~'''The Ugly'''~~
	~~Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg\|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.~~
	</~~center~~></~~gallery~~>
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Cleftpalete at 03:39, 4 April 2012

2012-04-04T03:39:34Z

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	{{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny, now?\|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity\|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}		{{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny, now?\|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity\|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}

			Let's take a break!

			{{quote3\|[[Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG\|thumb\|center\|And look at some awful fan-art!]]

			{{collapsible\|Fun!\|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.

			'''The Good'''
			<center><gallery>
			Image:Cheers07.jpg\|Not plugging any interests in, not too badly drawn, and just a generally funny piece of fan-arts.


			'''The Ugly'''
			Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg\|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.
			</center></gallery>
			}}}}

Cleftpalete at 02:45, 4 April 2012

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	Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..		Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
	{{quote3\|{{Quote\|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes\|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers\|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic\|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible\|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn?		{{quote3\|{{Quote\|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes\|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers\|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic\|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible\|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn?

	Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.		Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.

Cleftpalete at 02:43, 4 April 2012

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	Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..		Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
	{{quote3\|{{Quote\|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes\|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers\|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic\|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible\|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a ~~sexdoll~~ on his front lawn?		{{quote3\|{{Quote\|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes\|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers\|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic\|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible\|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn?

	Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.		Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.

Cleftpalete at 02:41, 4 April 2012

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	The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}		The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}
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			Okay let's see our next dustbunny..
			{{quote3\|{{Quote\|[[Obesity\|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}
			{{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny, now?\|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity\|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}







	'''To be continued		'''To be continued
	'''		'''

Cleftpalete at 02:21, 4 April 2012

2012-04-04T02:21:09Z

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	The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}		The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}
	}}}}		}}


	'''To be continued		'''To be continued
	'''		'''

Cleftpalete at 02:20, 4 April 2012

2012-04-04T02:20:20Z

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	{{Krapplefag}}		{{Krapplefag}}

	~~[[Image:Chaosakita_vs~~.~~_Cleftpalete~~.~~jpg]]~~		{{Quote\|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.\|Old Meme}}

			{{clear}}

	{{Quote\|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.\|Old Meme}}		==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==

	~~{{Quote\|~~I ~~can~~'~~t live without sucking~~ your ~~cock\|Chaosakita~~.}}		''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.

			'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''

	{{clear}}		{{quote3\|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg\|thumb\|center\|\|[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry\|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll\|intelligent]], [[Random access humor\|witty]], [[Fail\|successful]], [[Nudes\|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign\|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris\|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos\|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009\|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible\|Why is this a dustbunny?\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg\|thumb\|center\|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png\|thumb\|center\|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.
	~~Hello~~, I'~~m defagging~~ the ~~CWCki. Here~~'s ~~an example~~ of ~~stuff I don~~'t ~~like~~;		}}}}
			Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
			{{quote3\|{{Quote\|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes\|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers\|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic\|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible\|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!\|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sexdoll on his front lawn?

	~~=Why Christian Weston Chandler~~ is a ~~Faggot=~~		Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.

	~~[[Image:Ian~~'s ~~Quest for Chris Chan.PNG\|thumb\|right\|OOONWARD TO CHINA LOLLLL SO RANDUM]]~~		Here's a few more examples;
	[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg\|thumb\|right\|\|[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry\|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll\|intelligent]], [[Random access humor\|witty]], [[Fail\|successful]], [[Nudes\|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign\|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris\|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos\|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009\|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|closet dwelling]].]]

	~~==He~~'s [[~~Obesity\|obese~~]]==		{{Quote\|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants\|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}
	~~Seriously guize,~~ [[~~obesity~~\|~~Chris~~]] ~~is such a~~ [[~~fat~~]] ~~disgusting abomination of god I hate him so much, why~~, ~~I bet his~~ [[~~Barbara~~\|~~MOMMY~~]] and [[~~DADDY~~]] ~~tuck him~~ in ~~to bed lol. Check out this ''ZIIIIMMMM FAANNAAARRT'' I did of Christian weston Chandler XD SO RANDOM >.> ^~~.~~^!!!~~

	~~==He makes us with Autism/Aspergers look bad==~~		{{Quote\|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}
	~~Chrissy makes us true autistics look~~ ''~~BAD''! He also apparently collects~~ [[~~My Little Pony~~]] ~~and that makes us~~ '~~'Bronys'' look bad~~, he ~~also likes~~ [[~~Sonic~~]] ~~so that makes us TRUE AND HONEST Sonic the Blue Hedgehog fans EMBARRASSED! See my friend Anthony Logatto's videos for more information please~~.

	~~==He's a paychopathic/psychotic child molester==~~		The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}
	~~Also isn't CWCville SERIOUSLY like an evil oppressive Third Reich dystopia? I bet Chris~~ is ~~gonna ''RAPE'' someone~~, he's a ~~violent psychopathic man~~-child. He should be executed. I want to CUT OFF HIS BENT [[DUCK]] LLLOLL.. Also [[Twin Falling Towers\|THAT]] video was OFFENSIVE and VIOLENT, it only goes to prove what an evil twisted being he is. Also he ''PROBABLY'' molests his niece, Savannah Chandler.		}}}}
	~~{{clear~~}}

	~~==Fan Videos==~~

	~~{{Infobox/Fanvideo~~		'''To be continued
	~~\| name = GRRRRRRR I HAVE ASPERGERS AND I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF 1000 SUNS, MY MONEY TAXPAYER MONEY IS GOING TO THIS OBESE STALKER!!!!!!! ALSO I GET ALL THE PUSSY!!!!!1 I~~'~~M GOING TO KICK THE AUTISTIC!!!~~		'''
	~~\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|qIxSGbcZhcU}}~~
	~~\| maker = Cleft Palete~~
	~~\| subject = [[CHRIS IS A FAGGOT]]~~
	~~\| type = Rant~~
	~~\| info = I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!~~
	}}

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	{{Quote\|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.\|Old Meme}}		{{Quote\|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.\|Old Meme}}

			{{Quote\|I can't live without sucking your cock\|Chaosakita.}}