User:Clydec/CWC Facts - Revision history

Champthom at 03:39, 27 September 2010

2010-09-27T03:39:21Z

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	*Chris has been arrested three times.		*Chris has been arrested three times.

			Only the funniest, most horrifying facts make it onto this page. If Chris tries to denounce these facts, he is [[lie\|lying]].

			*'''Since Chris has stopped drinking his semen, he now uses it as a body wash to keep his skin silky smooth.'''
			*'''Chris has considered using hair plugs to cover up his balding.'''
			*'''Chris uses his cats as napkins or towels. This is why his cats dislike his presence.'''
			*'''Chris enjoys sleeping with his mother and spooning with her.'''
			*'''Chris has experimented with fisting on himself in private. He has confided this to [[The Wallflower]].'''
			*'''Every morning, Chris gets a Triple Whopper meal at Burger King.'''
			*'''Back when he was at [[The Game Place]], he used to hit on children. This is why [[Snyder]] banned him. He sure is a [[pedofork]].'''
			*'''He takes estrogen pills to increase his breast size so he can be closer to his [[sweetheart]]s.'''
			*'''Chris can not get a job as he once used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] on an employee. He is blacklisted in many parts of Virginia.'''
			*'''Chris never went through puberty so his voice will remain forever high-pitched. His testicles never dropped.'''
			*'''Chris was banned from his local Victoria's Secret store in [[Charlottesville]] after trying to return some [[dirty crapped briefs]].'''

Anonymax: Reverted edits by Anonymax (talk) to last revision by Champthom

2010-09-27T03:01:07Z

Reverted edits by Anonymax (talk) to last revision by Champthom

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	*Chris has been arrested three times.		*Chris has been arrested three times.

	~~== Personal ==~~
	*Chris has recently begun using his semen as a hair regrowth treatment.

Anonymax at 02:57, 27 September 2010

2010-09-27T02:57:46Z

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	*Chris has been arrested three times.		*Chris has been arrested three times.

			== Personal ==
			*Chris has recently begun using his semen as a hair regrowth treatment.

Champthom: moved CWC Facts to User:Clydec/CWC Facts: I have no idea what the fuck he's trying to do here but this isn't entirely encyclopedic so let's let others determine what to do with this.

2010-06-11T03:17:07Z

moved CWC Facts to User:Clydec/CWC Facts: I have no idea what the fuck he's trying to do here but this isn't entirely encyclopedic so let's let others determine what to do with this.

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Clydec: Created page with 'A lot of people come up to me and say, man you sure are mean for picking on Chris! And I just do a 360 and walk away. But seriously though, I hardly do shit to this guy, he's dig…'

2010-06-11T03:15:46Z

Created page with 'A lot of people come up to me and say, man you sure are mean for picking on Chris! And I just do a 360 and walk away. But seriously though, I hardly do shit to this guy, he's dig…'

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A lot of people come up to me and say, man you sure are mean for picking on Chris! And I just do a 360 and walk away. But seriously though, I hardly do shit to this guy, he's digging his own grave at this point. Here are some "CWC" facts about the guy for those who are new to this fella.

== Money ==

*Chris lives off the government with a stipend of 800 dollars of YOUR MONEY a month.
*Turns out he spends at least 1/8th of that on video games.
*He's spent over 3,000 dollars on the PSN alone and that's not including games and the console itself.
*He's in super massive debt with like 3 credit cards.

== Romance ==

*Chris was fed up of being in the friend zone with a girl called Megan so he drew a sexual picture of her and passed it off as normal and is NOT a rapist.
*Chris was fed up of being in the friend zone with a girl known as the Wallflower so he demanded an apology from her and passed it off as normal and is NOT an asshole.

== Law ==

*Chris has been arrested three times.