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Dan Dash: /* A&E E-MAILS */

2011-03-17T20:02:59Z

A&E E-MAILS

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	Allison		Allison


	On Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 7:08 PM, <tgard49@aim.com> wrote:		On Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 7:08 PM, <tgard49@aim.com> wrote:
	I am, but he's rather hard to get a hold of unless you have a Charlottesville area phone number. I recommend snail mail or a home visit, as he has simply shut himself off from the world. I'm sure you've dealt with these situations before, right?		I am, but he's rather hard to get a hold of unless you have a Charlottesville area phone number. I recommend snail mail or a home visit, as he has simply shut himself off from the world. I'm sure you've dealt with these situations before, right?

	Cheers, Daniel Ruari Dash		Cheers, Daniel Ruari Dash

Dan Dash at 20:01, 17 March 2011

2011-03-17T20:01:57Z

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	~~== Tobacky Hate ==~~
	His hate of tobacco may be caused by growing up in the Cigarette belt, which consists of major tobacky export states such as [[Virginia]], West Virginia and The Carolinas, where cigarettes are often dirt cheap and smoked by the majority of the population, and 99.8% of the global population is jerks, so cigarettes are for jerks.
	Another, far more likely hypothesis is homophobia. Chris hates cigarettes because they are called "fags" in the uk. Because of his intense homophobia, he refuse to even mention something remotely homo.

	==~~PVCC~~==		== A&E E-MAILS ==
	I propose going to PVCC and stapling up pictures of the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|MLW]] pages (not the porn) and start LARPing as Chris (W/ Attraction sign) and remind Mary that Chris and us have not forgotten about her.'''

	~~==[[Son-Chu]] ==~~		We've already attempted a home visit. His parents shut the door on us. It is out of our hands unless they agree to get help.
	~~Besides buying Porn, video games and sex toys, I do not know why he skimped out on purchasing~~ a ~~car~~. ~~I mean, Has he ever heard of~~ the ~~word 'Pussywagon'? A nice car would certainly increase his chances~~ of ~~getting pussy over his shitty 94 Escort. And, From his Facebook, he poses alongside Bob's BMW Z3, Thus proving that he has some taste in automobiles~~.

			Sorry, Daniel.

	~~== Snorlax ==~~		Thank you for your concern and submission.

	if we plan on trolling Snørlax, how do we do it? how do we troll someone who don't use the internet? Phone's trolled so much that they let it goto voicemail. We would have to go to Ground Zero to troll her (because her weight has left her incapable of mobility) , and it would be absolutely insane to show up at [[14 Branchland Court]] without a respirator and/or an assault rifle. But then I think I found a way....		Allison

	~~== Cole Smithey ==~~		On Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 7:08 PM, <tgard49@aim.com> wrote:
	~~That~~'s ~~right, the only worthwhile Chandler (besides Lumberjack). We are going~~ to ~~use him to troll Snore~~. ~~We will send Snorlax~~ a ~~fake invitation to a film premiere~~, ~~promising free chicken, but we won~~'~~t have tickets for Chris~~, ~~leaving him at home and vulnerable to trolls~~, ~~then what happens next is up to us.~~		I am, but he's rather hard to get a hold of unless you have a Charlottesville area phone number. I recommend snail mail or a home visit, as he has simply shut himself off from the world. I'm sure you've dealt with these situations before, right?
			Cheers, Daniel Ruari Dash

	~~==Bob Chandler==~~
	Bob may be awesome, but he's still a stupid redneck married to a [[Snorlax\|fat whore.]] Our awareness of his stupidity makes him a prime target of trolling. Bob is a very hypocritical man. What he fears most is Socialism, while simultaneously teaching his son to abuse welfare and buy video games and porn, when his welfare checks are intended for essentials like [[obesity\|food]] and [[Chris and health\|Shampoo.]] I suggest sending a heath inspector or Social Services to check out [[14 Branchland Court\|the shithole]], i'm sure the junk's spilled out onto city property by now, or we could pretend to be the Health Inspector.

			-----Original Message-----
			From: Allison <allison.hoarders@gmail.com>
			To: tgard49 <tgard49@AIM.com>
			Sent: Fri, Mar 11, 2011 9:26 am
			Subject: A&E Hoarders

	~~== CWCKI Boner~~, ~~a Cuntry Song ==~~		Daniel,
	~~I Fucked Bubbles Rosechu,~~
	~~I Fucked Patti-Chan~~,		Are you actually friends with Christian? We have made a number of attempts at getting a hold of him and/or his parents to try and help, with no success.
	~~I Fucked Rosechu and I Fucked all of her kin!~~
	~~I Fucked Reggie Sneasel!~~		Thank you for your time.
	~~I Fucked Chris Chandler's little girl!~~
	~~I Fucked 'em all, I Fucked 'em all~~,		Sincerely,
	~~My CWCKI Boner, just won't go down!~~
			Allison

Dan Dash at 14:26, 4 July 2010

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	== Tobacky Hate ==		== Tobacky Hate ==
	His hate of tobacco may be caused by growing up in the Cigarette belt, which consists of major tobacky export states such as [[Virginia]], West Virginia and The Carolinas, where cigarettes are often dirt cheap and smoked by the majority of the population, and 99.8% of the global population is jerks, so cigarettes are for jerks.		His hate of tobacco may be caused by growing up in the Cigarette belt, which consists of major tobacky export states such as [[Virginia]], West Virginia and The Carolinas, where cigarettes are often dirt cheap and smoked by the majority of the population, and 99.8% of the global population is jerks, so cigarettes are for jerks.

Dan Dash at 15:57, 2 July 2010

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	Bob may be awesome, but he's still a stupid redneck married to a [[Snorlax\|fat whore.]] Our awareness of his stupidity makes him a prime target of trolling. Bob is a very hypocritical man. What he fears most is Socialism, while simultaneously teaching his son to abuse welfare and buy video games and porn, when his welfare checks are intended for essentials like [[obesity\|food]] and [[Chris and health\|Shampoo.]] I suggest sending a heath inspector or Social Services to check out [[14 Branchland Court\|the shithole]], i'm sure the junk's spilled out onto city property by now, or we could pretend to be the Health Inspector.		Bob may be awesome, but he's still a stupid redneck married to a [[Snorlax\|fat whore.]] Our awareness of his stupidity makes him a prime target of trolling. Bob is a very hypocritical man. What he fears most is Socialism, while simultaneously teaching his son to abuse welfare and buy video games and porn, when his welfare checks are intended for essentials like [[obesity\|food]] and [[Chris and health\|Shampoo.]] I suggest sending a heath inspector or Social Services to check out [[14 Branchland Court\|the shithole]], i'm sure the junk's spilled out onto city property by now, or we could pretend to be the Health Inspector.

	==~~Templates~~==
	~~some temps~~ I ~~made~~		== CWCKI Boner, a Cuntry Song ==
	~~{{HellAndBack}}~~		I Fucked Bubbles Rosechu,
			I Fucked Patti-Chan,
			I Fucked Rosechu and I Fucked all of her kin!
			I Fucked Reggie Sneasel!
			I Fucked Chris Chandler's little girl!
			I Fucked 'em all, I Fucked 'em all,
			My CWCKI Boner, just won't go down!

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Dan Dash: /* Templates */

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Dan Dash at 23:20, 10 March 2010

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Dan Dash: /* Templates */

2010-03-10T23:17:56Z

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Dan Dash at 23:16, 10 March 2010

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Dan Dash at 23:05, 10 March 2010

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