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[[Image:CWConWii.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Coming Soon!]]
'''Sonichu Franchise Games''' are a pillar of Christian's imaginary Sonichu Media Empire, and represent one of his primary goals for pimping his TOTALLY ORIGINAL characters. As such, they've occupied a substantial portion of his personal army requests, and acted as the lightning rods for some epic trolling.

Being the total fucktard that he is, he wants Nintendo, Sega, and Sony to team up and create games starring his [[Sonichu (character)|shitty]] [[Cartoon CWC|characters]]. Between this and his [[naive|naivete]], he is almost as easily tricked by [[trolls]] pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.

==A CWC Production==

===Marketing===

When pressed for details about future Sonichu games, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be, presenting himself as an 'ideas man' looking for partners to work out the details. He's perfectly willing to let the <del>trolls</del> highly competent game designers to take full charge of every other aspect of designing these games.

Of course, like everything else he does, when Chris's 'ideas' materialize, they're almost exclusively ripoffs of titles that already exist. These mock-ups are generally topical, coming and going based on the games and consoles Chris is currently playing. Without bothering to get into too many details, Chris is quick to remind the fans that there's games galore up in his head:

{{quotebox|I got so many more story arcs in there than meets the eye, yes- I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm- I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's scyther(?) father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then Sonichu actually- and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And Bubbles is on her way to an amusement park. W-, uh... Angelica goes and defend her new church. Punchy is out for a new challenge, and Magi-chan, I'm not sure about him yet. And Sonichu is out for- is out to- he's accept- he's accepted the challenge from Metal Sonichu.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|13 September 2009]]</ref>
}}

Chris's herculean marketing efforts have, to this point, included:

*Pitching the idea of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''-based games with a letter-writing campaign and personal army requests.
*Protecting his intellectual property, the ''Sonichu'' characters (which are 100% his and no one else's, and even the proposed Nintendo/Sega partnership needs permission from him).
*Laying out the role of his developers ("make these games for me").
*Laying out his role in the production (making advertisements and offering to act as a voice actor).

===The Personal Army===
Chris works his [[Chris and Fame|efame]] as hard as he can to sell this product.

As seen on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]:

{{quotebox|<center>----'''And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!'''----</center>

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via <u>Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; '''I will NOT accept E-Mail,''' because apparently THAT CAN be Faked.</u>. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/index.html CWC's Sonichu Site!]</ref>.}}

Issues 2 through 6 of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]'' series also featured [[True and Loyal Fanbase|personal army]] requests.

===The Partners===

====JK Productions====

{{main|JK Productions}}

In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]] Chris describes what he envisions for the upcoming [[Sonichu]] game being developed by [[JK Productions]].

====Nintendo of America====

{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of [[2009]], Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platform. He was, however, being trolled by legendary designer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and Nintendo of America's [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].

Of particular interest here (from the game design point of view, as well as deciphering Chris's intentions) was [[The Sonichu Chronicles|the PowerPoint presentation]] he made. Yet, even ''this'' presentation will disappoint most people greatly: ''one'' slide that maybe even dares to mention the topic of the discussion at hand - to wit, the Sonichu games.

===Development===

Chris has taken the proverbial bull by the horns on rare occasions; so far, [[LittleBigPlanet]] has been his platform of choice. This has produced a jawdropping brand of failure, as Chris's design practices generally consist of flow-of-thought plots, strictly linear game-flow, sparse-or-nonexistent testing, and walls of text to read.

The results:
*[[LittleBigPlanet#Chris.27_LittleBigPlanet_creations|LittleBigPlanet Levels]]

==Video Games==

===Pokémon: Lightning Version===
''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' is a [[Pokémon]] game for the Gameboy Advance that Chris planned on releasing, probably featuring [[Sonichu]] as the starter Pokémon. This would make it similar to the game ''Pokémon Yellow version'', where Pikachu was the starter.

===Sonichu Advance===
Chris's proposed [[Sonichu]] game for Gameboy Advance, the title is an [[Things Chris has ripped off|homage]] to the ''Sonic Advance'' series. These were GBA ports of Sega Genesis-style ''[[Sonic]]'' games with sprites updated to the ''Sonic Adventure'' art-style, and other graphical improvements.

''Sonichu Advance'' first featured in an advertisement in ''[[Sonichu 0]]''. It also appeared on Chris's second hand-drawn ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' cover, as featured in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu Chronicles]] Powerpoint presentation for Nintendo.

===Sonichu Adventure===
''Sonichu Adventure'' is a game [[Chris]] dreamed up for the GameCube and GameBoy Advance before deciding that he himself was a far more interesting topic for a game, and diverted his attention towards ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.

The game is a blatant rip-off of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', as evidenced by the title and its release for the GameCube (''Sonic Adventure'' was originally released exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast, but was later re-released for the GameCube).

''Sonichu Adventure'' was one of the ads in the [[Sonichu 0|premier issue]] of the Sonichu comic. In true Chris style, the design of the game never went beyond a mocked-up bit of box art and a ''Nintendo Power'' magazine cover that displayed the depths of Chris's awesome talent. The E rating is surprising, considering all the *AHEM* [[Rule 34|ROMANCE]].

In early promotional materials, it was titled "Sonichu's Adventure", but the "'s" was dropped in the final box art and images in-game. Details about the game are elaborated in the [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'']].

===John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue===
[[Image:0730-MeganAndJohn.JPG|thumb|You would play as the guy on the right.]]
Another one of [[Chris]]'s shitty game ideas, this game weaves together elements from the ''[[Sonichu]]'' universe, [[Megan Schroeder]]'s family, and the [[anime|mecha]] franchise ''Mobile Suit Gundam''. Like the rest of Chris's game ideas, few details exist beyond the mock cover<ref>[[Scrapbook of Fail]]</ref>. Interestingly, this piece was produced sometime in [[2008]], which suggests that it predates the drama over Megan's discovery of [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].

The most notable aspect of this game is that someone other than Chris or Sonichu is the protagonist. Instead, it's John Schroeder, Megan's brother. The picture states that John is to pilot a [[Pixelblocks|custom-built]] Gundam to rescue Megan from [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her "overgrown army," the [[Jerkops]], [[Dr. Eggman]], and some random antagonists from the original anime series, the Principality of Zeon.

The title of the game is slightly odd, considering the back cover states it's ''John'' who's rescuing the ''sister''; nothing indicates that John would have [[homos|sisterly tendencies]]. Or, one could draw the conclusion that [[Chris and English|Chris is retarded]].

Features:
*Hi-Res 3D Graphics!
*HEWLY animated scenes!
*[[Chris_and_his_Ego|Earn the right]] to play Chris-chan's Side of The Story!
*Help John Schroeder be a darn good [[Wikipedia:Big Brother (Nineteen Eighty-Four)|Big Brother]]!
*Voices by Christian Chandler and Megan Schroeder!
*Rated T for Teen, suggesting that it doesn't feature the level of HONEST content found in ''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''.

It is more than likely that Chris copied most of this off from the cover to the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]'', which is part of his [[List of Chris's games|game collection]].

===Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles===

{{Main|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles}}

{{quotebox|And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; '''[[Megan|Megan Schroeder]]''' and '''[[Anna McLerran]]''' to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/index.html CWC's Sonichu Site!]</ref>}}

===Add-Ons for 3rd Party Titles===

Transcending history and the world, a tale of [[jerkops]] and [[troll]]s, eternally retold:

*In ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for ''[[Soul Calibur|Soulcalibur IV]]''. The plan fell through because most players didn't want to get fiercely entangled in the Sonichu medallion chains.

*During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], the trolls convinced Chris that ''[[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing: City Folk]]'' would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.

==Other Game Media==

===EX-CWC===

EX-CWC is a [[The Wall of Originals|proposed expansion deck]] for the [[Card Games|Pokemon Trading Card Game]].

{{quote|Catch the power of Sonichu in the Pokemon Trading Card Game! EX-CWC brings new strategies with over 60 new cards with new Pokemon, trainers, and a new energy card!|Ad in ''[[Sonichu 1]]''}}

Yet another merchandising opportunity that mainstream gaming companies have so far failed to exploit.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|...with YOUR HELP!
Image:Sonichu_on_Game_Boy_Advance.jpg|''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' and ''Sonichu Advance'' in ''Sonichu 0''
Image:Nintendo_Power_Presents_Sonichu.jpg|''Sonichu Adventure'' and ''Sonichu Advance'' on the cover of ''Nintendo Power''
Image:SonichusAdventure.jpg|More on ''Sonichu''''s''' Adventure'' in Nintendo Power
Image:Sonichu_Adventure_for_Gamecube.jpg|''Sonichu Adventure''
Image:324-3-JohnsGundamPS2.jpg|''John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue''
Image:Accityfolkschurchuad.jpg|''Animal Crossing: City Folks, featuring Sonichu and Rosechu
Image:CWConPS2.jpg|''CWC's Adult Chronicles'' on PS2...
Image:CWConPS3.jpg|...and PS3...
Image:CWConWii.jpg|...and Nintendo Wii.
Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|NEVER!
Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|Ad for ''Adult Chronicles''
Image:PokemontcgEX-CWC.jpg|EX-CWC
</gallery>

==Sauce==
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