User:Elbow-Greased Strongman/Philosophy - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 09:07, 22 April 2026

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	Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own		Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own

			==Religion==

			Chris treats the religions of the world as an [[Chris and nutrition\|all-you-can-eat buffet]] of beliefs to mix and match as he pleases.

			===Christianity===

			Whenever confronted by people claiming he was doing things in conflict with biblical law, Chris would sometimes claim to believe in the [[wikipedia:Abrogation_of_Old_Covenant_laws\|abrogation of the Old Covenant laws]].<ref>[[Common Questions#28 December 2009]], [[Mailbag 20#This will not stop Chris from destroying all the homos in Sonichu 10]]</ref>

			===New Age/Esotericism===

			with the Akashic Guardian having role of a sort of cosmic Dungeon Master

	==References==		==References==
	<references />		<references />

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Impossibility of perfection */

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	==Impossibility of perfection==		==Impossibility of perfection==

	{{There is truly NO Pure Person EVER. You have an imperfection; I have an imperfection; John has an imperfection; EVERYONE has an imperfection.\|Chris in the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]}}		{{quote\|There is truly NO Pure Person EVER. You have an imperfection; I have an imperfection; John has an imperfection; EVERYONE has an imperfection.\|Chris in the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]}}

	One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.		One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Impossibility of perfection */

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			{{There is truly NO Pure Person EVER. You have an imperfection; I have an imperfection; John has an imperfection; EVERYONE has an imperfection.\|Chris in the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]}}

	One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.		One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 08:37, 22 April 2026

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	One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.		One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.

	Rather than let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good', he lets 'imperfect' be the enemy of 'decent' when 'decent' is something he falls short of.		Rather than let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good', he lets 'imperfect' be the enemy of 'decent' when 'decent' is something he falls short of. This kind of reasoning is often his first line of defense when criticized

	first line of defense

	* His [[Financhu Crisis\|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref>		* His [[Financhu Crisis\|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref>

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 08:34, 22 April 2026

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	* Sperm banks rejecting people for their [[Chris and health\|poor health]] is bad since "There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA".<ref>[[November 2014 Facebook Posts#The Autism-Discriminating Sperm Bank]]</ref>		* Sperm banks rejecting people for their [[Chris and health\|poor health]] is bad since "There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA".<ref>[[November 2014 Facebook Posts#The Autism-Discriminating Sperm Bank]]</ref>

	(I'~~m surprised~~ he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.~~<!-- I'm putting this comment in so everyone, no matter how autistic, can tell it's a joke -->~~)		(I like to joke that it's surprising he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that [[wikipedia:Most_recent_common_ancestor#TMRCA_of_all_living_humans\|all living humans share a common ancestor]], thus making everyone very, very distantly related.)

	==Solipsism==		==Solipsism==

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 08:32, 22 April 2026

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	Rather than let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good', he lets 'imperfect' be the enemy of 'decent' when 'decent' is something he falls short of.		Rather than let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good', he lets 'imperfect' be the enemy of 'decent' when 'decent' is something he falls short of.

			first line of defense

	* His [[Financhu Crisis\|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref>		* His [[Financhu Crisis\|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref>
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	==Solipsism==		==Solipsism==
			{{quote\|I have known ALL of my life I was special for some reason, counting being First-Person Perspective Camera 0000000001\|Chris, on [[September 2019 social media posts#Chris ponders why people are fascinated with him\|Twitter]]}}
	[[Image:Magi-Chan and I around 1218 neurotypical sheeple by nightstarrosechu2891.png\|thumb\|Chris's depiction of himself among the "sheeple".]]		[[Image:Magi-Chan and I around 1218 neurotypical sheeple by nightstarrosechu2891.png\|thumb\|Chris's depiction of himself among the "sheeple".]]
	Chris's egotism is readily apparent (humble, sane people tend to not believe that they are deities)		Chris's egotism is readily apparent (humble, sane people tend to not believe that they are deities)

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 08:23, 22 April 2026

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	* His [[Financhu Crisis\|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref>		* His [[Financhu Crisis\|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref>
	* ~~Him~~ [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|~~regularly~~ shitting ~~his~~ pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>		* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Regularly shitting your pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>
			* Being forbidden from donating blood because of possible imbalances from hormone replacement therapy is "Outright Bogus" because "NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels".<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Barred from donating blood]]</ref>
			* Sperm banks rejecting people for their [[Chris and health\|poor health]] is bad since "There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA".<ref>[[November 2014 Facebook Posts#The Autism-Discriminating Sperm Bank]]</ref>

	(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.<!-- I'm putting this comment in so everyone, no matter how autistic, can tell it's a joke -->)		(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.<!-- I'm putting this comment in so everyone, no matter how autistic, can tell it's a joke -->)
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	Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own		Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own


			==References==
			<references />

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 12:03, 21 April 2026

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	* Him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|regularly shitting his pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>		* Him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|regularly shitting his pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>

	(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related)·		(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.<!-- I'm putting this comment in so everyone, no matter how autistic, can tell it's a joke -->)

	==Solipsism==		==Solipsism==

Elbow-Greased Strongman: that comment is a joke. i know he's dumb as shit (also i don't think you're supposed to edit people's user pages)

2026-04-21T12:00:00Z

that comment is a joke. i know he's dumb as shit (also i don't think you're supposed to edit people's user pages)

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	* Him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|regularly shitting his pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>		* Him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|regularly shitting his pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>

	(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related) ~~(Chris isn't that smart + he's been denying his incest since May 2022)~~		(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related)·

	==Solipsism==		==Solipsism==

Mangolover887: /* Impossibility of perfection */

2026-04-21T11:10:51Z

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	* Him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|regularly shitting his pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>		* Him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|regularly shitting his pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>

	(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related) (Chris isn't that smart)		(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related) (Chris isn't that smart + he's been denying his incest since May 2022)


	==Solipsism==		==Solipsism==