User:KataclysmKat - Revision history

Freecell: Undo revision 159984 by Freecell (talk) Shit, sorry, thought this was a mainspace page for some reason.

2012-05-04T08:49:35Z

Undo revision 159984 by Freecell (talk) Shit, sorry, thought this was a mainspace page for some reason.

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.		I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.


			A note to Chrissy concerning his latest Facebook post in which he admits he's a stalker - I live in the hearts and minds of children. Come at me, bro.

	==Fucking Loser==		==Fucking Loser==
	'''A Poem of Improvement'''		'''A Poem of Improvement'''

Freecell: Undo revision 159979 by KataclysmKat (talk)

2012-05-04T08:48:59Z

Undo revision 159979 by KataclysmKat (talk)

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.		I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.


	~~A note to Chrissy concerning his latest Facebook post in which he admits he's a stalker - I live in the hearts and minds of children. Come at me, bro.~~

	==Fucking Loser==		==Fucking Loser==
	'''A Poem of Improvement'''		'''A Poem of Improvement'''

KataclysmKat: /* Biography */

2012-05-04T00:40:50Z

Biography

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.		I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.


			A note to Chrissy concerning his latest Facebook post in which he admits he's a stalker - I live in the hearts and minds of children. Come at me, bro.

	==Fucking Loser==		==Fucking Loser==
	'''A Poem of Improvement'''		'''A Poem of Improvement'''

KataclysmKat at 05:26, 20 March 2011

2011-03-20T05:26:48Z

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			==Biography==
			I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.
	==Fucking Loser==		==Fucking Loser==
	'''A Poem of Improvement'''		'''A Poem of Improvement'''

KataclysmKat at 05:23, 20 March 2011

2011-03-20T05:23:54Z

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	<br>Unless you shoot		<br>Unless you shoot
	<br>Your mother and yourself.</p>		<br>Your mother and yourself.</p>
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KataclysmKat: Created page with "==Fucking Loser== '''A Poem of Improvement'''
Fucking loser, through and through,
Shot out from Hell,
Satan didn’t want you.
You shit your pants
And prance ..."

2011-02-05T07:25:12Z

Created page with "==Fucking Loser== '''A Poem of Improvement''' Fucking loser, through and through, Shot out from Hell, Satan didn’t want you. You shit your pants And prance ..."

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==Fucking Loser==
'''A Poem of Improvement'''

Fucking loser, through and through,
 Shot out from Hell,
 Satan didn’t want you.
 You shit your pants
 And prance and dance
 Or have a fucking seizure.

Fucking loser, what’s wrong with you?
 No wonder you’re alone -
 You hate blacks, gays and Jews;
 You even hate your knights.
 You’re always getting into fights
 With those who disagree.

Fucking loser, how ‘bout a jog?
 Oh wait, you can do five miles?
 Great, get off your ass you hog
 And do some real push-ups too.
 You flabby fuck, wipe up that drool,
 And improve your sorry “life.”

Fucking loser, want a wife?
 Pity no girl wants you.
 Any woman will use a knife
 The second you come near.
 Chauvinism is never winsome
 When coupled with a dim son.

Fucking loser, how’s your mom?
 Are you still her “handsome boy?”
 I bet you bang her like a fucking drum
 Since she’s your one and only fan.
 When are you moving out Chris Chan?
 Oh wait, you don’t have a plan.

Fucking loser, your art is shit.
 Your writing is even worse.
 Your plots are like your zits -
 Scattered and too numerous.
 How did you graduate from
 Any school at all, you bum?

Fucking loser, your typos are appalling.
 Honor roll is just a term you use
 To stop the hate and “trawling.”
 You butcher the English tongue
 Through every comic and song;
 You then sodomize it when you’re raging.

Fucking loser, I could go on –
 There’s so much to hate and scorn.
 Julie, Ivy, Jackie – you’re not a pawn
 When you invite such clear deceit.
 But then again, you lie and cheat
 Whenever you enter a contest.

Fucking loser, get off the dole,
 Right wingers hate your ilk.
 Clowns like you are digging a deeper hole
 For future voters to climb out of;
 Socialism fits you like a glove
 When you say you want more government.

Fucking loser, this is all
 I have left to say to you.
 There’s no way in hell
 You can improve
 Unless you shoot
 Your mother and yourself.