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MoarLurk at 01:51, 30 June 2010

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	==OBSERVATIONS==		==OBSERVATIONS==

			===The Sonee Gaze===

			Someone noted that Chris always draws the Sonee and Rosey staring directly at the reader. Note this, though--Chris considers himself the reader. He is drawing them looking directly at him and assuming the readers will understand.

			The reason he loves them so much is that he uses them to stroke his ego--he wants young children to look up to him.

			===Romantic Wetness===

			Analyzin dis bitchfest.

			''*I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE, THERE IS NO FLASHING!''

			Chris is genuinely confused. He doesn't understand why his nonviolent, (now) non-sexual animation has been banned.

			''I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION, Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!''

			To Chris, we're not reporting him because we're trying to protect the children on FNH from his sexual fantasies.

			To him, we look at it, think "OH NO THIS IS ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT CHRIS IS STRAIGHT DELEEEEEEEEEET!".


			''Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far.''


			This reminds me of DivineAngel--she threw a bitchfit when she hit her 100 block cap. She wound up in a spat with a moderator and got banned from DA.

			Flipnote has a 9 blocked user cap--which Chris has possibly already hit. He's also already screaming at the moderators to let him continue as he is. Ban incoming.

			''And please allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

			Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

			Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

			Thank You. Peace, Christian W. Chandler, a lonely Autistic, heart-shattered sap''

			Just the same crap. Chris thinks that there's a conspiracy run by trolls to make everyone think he is gay.


	===More Flipnote===		===More Flipnote===

MoarLurk at 15:30, 29 June 2010

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			===More Flipnote===

			I've been wondering why Chris thinks Flipnote isn't a part of the internet.

			To Chris, he's convinced that we've somehow bugged his computer with a program that notifies us if he does anything online--we did, after all, bug his PS3, so nothing's impossible.

			Chris must think that he's being super clever by using his seemingly un-bugged DSi to post on Flipnote.


	===Customization===		===Customization===

MoarLurk at 00:03, 23 June 2010

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	So now he's at a loss and doesn't know what more to write, but he's happy--he's killed every single troll and now he feels better. This issue will be a testament to his strength and his willpower and OH MY GODBEAR SIMONLA JUST EXPLODED! Boom. Issue ruined. He killed the Asperpals, sure, but that didn't bring her back. She's gone. He killed her.		So now he's at a loss and doesn't know what more to write, but he's happy--he's killed every single troll and now he feels better. This issue will be a testament to his strength and his willpower and OH MY GODBEAR SIMONLA JUST EXPLODED! Boom. Issue ruined. He killed the Asperpals, sure, but that didn't bring her back. She's gone. He killed her.


			==Is Chris truly a bad person?==

			This has bothered me for a while. I wonder what faults of his are the result of poor parenting, low intelligence, and/or autism?

			===Homophobia===

			This is the main thing people note about Chris--he's completely unabashed when he says "I AM A HOMOPHOBE". He has no idea what meanings the word carries in society(basically "intolerant fundie self-loathing redneck closet case"). He, however, has a different definition that he applies to everyone--to him, it's simply a fear of homosexuals/being mistaken for one. This is why he can admit to his homophobia much in the same way a normal person would admit to having a fear of heights or spiders.

			His homophobia(or general fear) grew out of his "noivophobia". It is not based on his encounter with the principal when he was nine or Christianity--his original story, the one where a girl claimed she was a lesbian to get Chris to go away, was where his fear began. This terrified Chris--he really didn't mind homosexuals that much up until that point. All he had previously thought he had to worry about was girls who had boyfriends, but now he had to worry about girls who thought he was gay and girls who were gay mucking up the equation. He began to fear that girls would claim that they were gay, or think he was gay, and due to his general stupidity decided that he should be blatantly anti-homosexual just to make sure nobody made that mistake.

			His "noivophobia" grew out of his general awkwardness with girls--specifically, his fear that they wouldn't find him good enough. The "noivophobia" is actually his description of a deeper set of phobias--he's afraid of rejection.

			Most of his phobias are the fault of both bad parenting and autism--his parents constantly praised him for any work he made, and the autism caused him to lock himself into a pattern. Due to his autism, he freaks out whenever someone gives him anything less than a perfect score, as that runs contrary to what he is used to. If his parents hadn't locked him into that cycle, he'd be able to take criticism properly and wouldn't have so many issues with his sexuality.

			If he didn't have autism, he probably wouldn't be homophobic. It's not born out of any past encounters(which is just Chris trying to retcon real life) or Christianity(which Chris is just exploiting so he can refuse to change).

			==


	==IDEAS==		==IDEAS==

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	<blockquote>I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!! AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THIER CRAP!<blockquote>		<blockquote>I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!! AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THIER CRAP!</blockquote>

	This confirms a theory. Chris was very disturbed by the incident with Snyder--not Snyder himself, because Chris has already convinced himself that Snyder is working for Greene County and hates him for being autistic. Rather, it was the woman he didn't know about calling him out on being a creepy fuck--that scared him more than anything Snyder or the police could have said.		This confirms a theory. Chris was very disturbed by the incident with Snyder--not Snyder himself, because Chris has already convinced himself that Snyder is working for Greene County and hates him for being autistic. Rather, it was the woman he didn't know about calling him out on being a creepy fuck--that scared him more than anything Snyder or the police could have said.

MoarLurk at 19:54, 20 June 2010

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			===Customization===

			We can assume the following about Chris--he wants to be recognized as "That guy who thought up the awesomest idea ever", but he doesn't want to do any work. The copyright made him happy because he was convinced that it meant that people would now line up to do his job for him. In short, he wants to be both a fan of and the creator of Sonichu--all the minimal work being a fan entails with all the maximum benefits of being the creator.

			Hence why he always stuffs Sonichu onto everything he owns--he wants to pretend that he has a Sonichu-edition Pokewalker, or an Adult Chronicles PS3, or a Sonichu PSP--the list goes on. He did mention in a previous video that he expected the medal to be mass-produced one day--he's just pretending that that day has already come.


	===Flipnote===		===Flipnote===

MoarLurk at 19:40, 20 June 2010

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			===Flipnote===

			I'm going to go with the five posts he made ranting about trolls stalking him IRL.

			Also, I've noticed that his Random Capitalization is simply a matter of preference--you'll notice that he'll actually type normally in some emails.

			<blockquote>

			"You're signing my song. I was Internet Famous...HUGE MISTAKE!"
			</blockquote>


			The words "HUGE MISTAKE" also turned up in his own self-biography when he described Comic Chris as a bad idea as well. By this, I assume he equates "HUGE MISTAKE" with "People on the internet made fun of me".


			<blockquote>Right now, I have removed Most Everything about myself from the internet; now there is only FALSE info on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me.</blockquote>

			As Chris has attempted to state, he is trying to tell everyone to ignore everything that isn't on the pre-hacking CWCipedia, his OkCupid profile, and his youtube account. He knows that if he links someone to the CWCki, something will happen that causes them to hate him so he's trying to tell people to ignore it.

			<blockquote>And worse, they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their gross, uncool amusement.</blockquote>

			This is the interesting part--Chris hates it when we track him in real life, and I understand why. He's always said things like "YOU DO NOT KNOW ME IRL, I AM A NICER PERSON"--a video where a troll monitors him being a creepy antisocial fat fuck IRL spits in the face of that claim. He understands, on a level, that the IRL videos are proof that the trolls have uncovered what he thought to be a perfect lie.

			He wanted to be met in person so he can try to act contrary to our opinions--in other words, he wanted warning so he could be composed. The agent caught him with his guard down, and so to Chris his entire attempt to turn the trolls to his side one by one has failed.



			<blockquote>I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!! AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THIER CRAP!<blockquote>

			This confirms a theory. Chris was very disturbed by the incident with Snyder--not Snyder himself, because Chris has already convinced himself that Snyder is working for Greene County and hates him for being autistic. Rather, it was the woman he didn't know about calling him out on being a creepy fuck--that scared him more than anything Snyder or the police could have said.

			The only way that woman could have known is if she'd checked the internet--and to Chris, his ego worked against him. Chris is convinced that he is world famous, therefore millions of people must google him every day and thus millions have seen the CWCki--y'know, the magic website that for some reason makes people hate him with a passion. So now he's terrified--even if he leaves the internet, the trolls are still there and can still destroy his reputation.



			<blockquote>DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?"</blockquote>

			Just as Chris belives there to be a magic combination of words he can say to absolve himself of all blame, or to make a girl have sex with him, he is convinced that there are magic words that can circumvent the primary rule of the internet--there are no take-backs.

	===Sonichu as a fanfic===		===Sonichu as a fanfic===

MoarLurk at 19:34, 14 June 2010

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			===Sonichu as a fanfic===

			Something I've noticed about the early issues of Sonichu--heck, Chris's activity around 2005 or so.

			As we all know, Chris tried to pitch Sonichu to a Sonic fan panel that he believed had some influence over the series as a whole. This was in either 2004 or 2005, both of which were years Chris attended.

			My guess is this--Chris drew the first comic in 2004 and decided that he should try to actually pitch his ideas to the people he thought were Sega representatives at the convention in 2005. Hence why Sonichu 1 and 2 are a jumbled mess of plotlines--"He...uh...he could do a crossover with Sonic and...uh...FIGHT DA SAME VILLIANS...an...uh..I KUD BE A PROTAGONIST TOO...an...uh...oh hey, time to go to the convention, I sure hope they're impressed with all my hard work!".

			The day after he got back from Mid-Atlantic 2005, he started work on Sonichu #3--he may have assumed that his comic didn't have enough diversity and thus Sonichu Babies happened. This explains why Sonichu #3 suddenly shifted away from Chris--he threw in Sonichu #2's non-plot out of pure lack of ideas and he was hoping to convince Sega his ideas were good ones.

			Go back and read the first two issues--doesn't it seem like Chris is trying to pitch an idea to someone? After he gives up, it turns into a self-insert fic--yes, a fanfic within a fanfic. With Sonichu, Chris wants to be "That guy who thought it up", not "That guy who does the hard work to make things I like". Problem is, he can't find someone who he trusts to make comics for him and as a result he winds up writing self-insert fanfiction about his Sonic fanfiction.

	===Leaving the Internet Forever===		===Leaving the Internet Forever===

MoarLurk at 19:07, 14 June 2010

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			===Leaving the Internet Forever===

			I'll agree with Blazer--Chris does in fact wish it was 2005 again(as well as any other time in his life when he felt at "peace").

			However, I think it's something more. Chris is mentally a child whose parents have never once said "No, you can't have that, you've lost the privilege" for an extended period of time. As a result, it comes as a nasty shock to him when other people with authority deprive him of privileges when he misbehaves due to his lack of experience.

			When he was stuck raging at us, he wasn't thinking about what happened in the outside world--he felt the need to defend himself on the internet. Nowadays, thanks to Rocky, he's decided that he doesn't need to defend himself and is convinced that he's found the magic words that will stop the Internet from mocking him(or something similar).

			Problem is, he's run into something we were never expecting him to--thanks to Rocky, of course. It has long been said that Chris is his own best troll and the best way to troll him would be for every single person who heard of him on the internet to cease contact with him on our end. Problem was, this was impossible due to the nature of both Anon and the Internet. Rocky, however, found a way to do this--she simply cut Chris off from his 4000 subscribers.

			Now, Chris is on his own. There are no trolls pretending to be his girlfriend, no trolls trying to defile his honor(that he knows of). So now, he's bored--he'd gotten used to being trolled, and now that he's cut contact he feels bored. The PS3 can only take so much of his time before he gets bored, and then he goes out and starts trying to look for things to do--he's given up on the IRL Love Quest in favor of OkCupid(where the Internet, in a typical display of hypocrisy, can make an attraction sign for him).

			So he can't stalk women at the mall, can't go to the Game Place, and can't rage at people on the internet. He's not interested in uploading Sonichu comics and therefore not interested in doing anything but playing on his PS3. That's just one thing, and he's bored as fuck. He's lonley--he wants to have a playmate(note his joy when one of the FAs came over on his birthday), but nobody will play with him. He used to have a PLACe he could play with people, but now the GAMe is up--he's banned from that store for life. Eternally barred from playing with other people. His "independence" has been skewered, and the only thing that kept him from realizing it was his feud with the internet(which Rocky has oh so kindly tried to stop).

			Speaking of which, are we ''sure'' Rocky isn't an FA? Because she's the best troll yet.

	===Chris and Genre Savvyness===		===Chris and Genre Savvyness===

MoarLurk at 16:26, 13 June 2010

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			===Chris and Genre Savvyness===

			As his life was super-saturated with television, it's only understandable that Chris is genre savvy to an extent. TVTropes has many levels of savvyness, from "Did you just have sex in a horror movie" Genre Blind to "Go check for a body, it may look like they couldn't have possibly survived that but I want confirmation" Genre Savvy.

			Chris, after some thought, is Genre Blind. He has only absorbed a limited range of media--specifically, kid's shows. This is the reason behind the beauty that is the Julie call--Max gave Chris a choice that was a popular theme in children's media. Chris understood it to an extent--it was just like that one time that one guy was given the choice between a woman and something really important to him. Chris remembered that the guy he saw on TV solved his problem by picking the girl and then it turned out that the girl's father/brother was just testing him and surprise surprise he gets to keep his stuff too.

			This is where the genre-blindness comes in--Chris doesn't understand how this test of character works. To him, the guy who panics when given this choice is overreacting--after all, nobody ever actually follows through with this threat in anything Chris sees. All he knows is that when given the choice between "China" and "material object", picking "China" will cause him to win both. He doesn't understand why--just like how he doesn't understand exactly why stuffing food in his mouth makes him not feel hungry.

			This also explains his freakouts over mutilating Sonees and Roseys--to him, they are subject to Infant Immortality. The younger a character is, the greater their chance of surviving a film. Chris has never seen a film that subverts this(though he may have seen FMA), so he assumes that the immortality is a simple fact. He's not just horrified on principle when he's bombed with Sonee porn--to him, we're breaking the rules of reality and nobody is punishing us.


	===Cera===		===Cera===