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Old meme: Hey, I just discovered that all my previous summaries show up as suggestions when I type in this box on Chrome now. Neat!

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Hey, I just discovered that all my previous summaries show up as suggestions when I type in this box on Chrome now. Neat!

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 In [[Sub-Episode 4]], "McAttack Part 1", [[B-Manajerk]] explains that the [[Jerkhief]] informed him of [[Chris]] and his [[Love Quest]]. To help the Manajerks at [[Mal-Wart]] defeat Chris, the Jerkhief sent a pair of Mecha-Jerkops to help the B-Manajerk, and his partner, the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Before the Mecha-Jerkops could act, however, they were cut down by the sword of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who had come to help Chris battle the Manajerks.
-==See Also==
 *[[Jerkops]]
 *[[Jerkhief]]
 *[[Manajerks]]
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		{{quote\|[[Mary Lee Walsh\|That *&^%$]] SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "[[Virgina is for Virgins]], NOT Lovers".}}

		[[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg\|thumb\|A REAL AMERICAN HERO]]
		A '''Jerkop''' is either a '''mall security guard''' or an "evil" '''police officer'''. The word itself is a portmanteau of "[[JERKS\|JERK]]" and "cop." Female Jerkops are sometimes called '''Janekops'''.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Jerkops.2C_Janekops.2C_ATTACK.21]</ref>

		In the [[comic\|Sonichu comics]], Jerkops serve as the villainous private army of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], until Sonichu liberates them from Mary's control in [[Sonichu 10\|Sonichu #10]]

		==Appearance==
		[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Standard Jerkops watch [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|some shitty recolor]] levitate in a [[2004]] short.]]

		Jerkops typically resemble human beings wearing red, white, or brown police-style uniforms. Chris goes into greater detail in his "Backyard Safari" feature in [[Sonichu #4]]:

		{{quote\|Let's look at one on this illustration. Now here, we see its head is a basic human shape, but it only thinks evil and naughty thoughts. Note, its eyes are frowning; the[sic] stay that way 24/7. With this face, they rarely attract any women. This "badge" is a phony; it's really a cracker, covered in glitter-glue. It wards away all who approach it with its out-of-date breadstick. They wear basic black pants to cover their agil[sic], yet ugly legs; viens[sic], hair, and sores oh, my! Some, not all, wear a black gove[sic] to cover the spot where one finger fell of[sic] as it grew up. They wear brown shoes, because of their sausage feet.}}

		Rank and file Jerkops are depicted in an even simpler fashion than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies. Their female counterparts, Janekops, look about the same, except for their prominent breasts and neck-length hairstyles.

		Chris would later elaborate on the Jerkop uniforms on the [[CWCipedia]]. White uniforms were for low-class Jerkops, such as new recruits. Red uniforms were for an intermediate rank, possessing "Good Amount of Expierences and Combat Skills." Finally, brown uniforms were for the highest class, including Jerkhiefs and Jerkop Daitenzen such as Bagget.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Construction_of_the_PVCCitizens_Building]</ref>
		{{clear}}

		==Police?==
		{{quote\|And so, I urge you the citizens of CWCville to remember, with the police, only black and blue are true; all other colors are VICE!\|Chris displays his irrational hatred of the Vice Squad, [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 28}}

		[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg\|thumb\|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]

		While a common misconception is that [[Chris]] is essentially delivering a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarifies in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu ''#5]] that [[Niggos\|brown]] (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content\|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops is a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically puts the police on a pedestal.

		That said, Chris holds a very narrow definition of what a "true" police officer is. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again points out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seems to be a major sticking point for Chris regardless of his past run-ins with the law. As far as he's apparently concerned, the color of a cop's uniform is the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms whether Chris approves or not. Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[law]].

		While [[CWCville]] has a police department in ''Sonichu'', they rarely ever appear, except to support Chris and Sonichu while they defend the city instead. In [[Sonichu 5\|Sonichu #5]] Chris dismisses them from the battlefield as soon as he arrives, and in [[Sonichu 9\|#9]] they're only mentioned as part of the city's defenses. Finally, in [[Sonichu 10\|#10]], Chris introduces Constables Lou Perez and Gerald Grant, when Magi-Chan sends them to check Inos into a soup hotel.{{clear}}

		==Equipment==

		{{quote\|MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS\|[[Jerkhief]], [[Sonichu 4]] cover}}

		[[Image:Freudiangun.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A pistol cleverly disguised as a [[penis\|duck]].]]

		Jerkops, in order to cockblock everyone, are equipped with faux badges, evidently made of crackers, glitter glue, and tree bark<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_56]</ref>. What purpose these serve is unknown, as [[Chris\|no one]] would be so [[Autistic\|retarded]] as to fall for such a shoddy disguise.

		In terms of weaponry, most Jerkops carry a stale breadstick, in place of a traditional nightstick, pulled from nowhere. The Jerkops also used handcuffs on one occasion, although this may not be standard issue. The [[Jerkhief]] carries a metal slingshot and sometimes wears a metal suit. Bagget, Jerkop Daitenzen, wields a sword, and his costume seems to protect him from the electric attacks of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

		The Jerkops also employ several [[Transformers\|transforming robots]] for transportation and battle. These include "Punislavs", which transform into brown police cruisers, "Scoundrals as Vessels", which transform into armored S.U.V.'s, and "Crackders", which transform into dark blue jet planes. The Crackder model proved instrumental in Bagget's capture of Chris in [[Sonichu 4\|Sonichu #4]].
		{{clear}}

		==Weaknesses==
		[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG\|center\|thumb\|300px\|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
		As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter\|a good kick]] in the balls, or as Chris calls it, the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.

		==Creation of a Jerkop==

		According to the CWCipedia, Jerkops are normal men and women who ended up attending [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]'s school, known as "Prowldent Virginia Community College." Upon entering the school for the first day, they are unwittingly infected with "brainwashing powder" that subconsciously affects them. They can live normal lives, but once Slaweel has need for them, she'll activate the brainwashing, and the Jerkops will don their uniforms and go cockblock Chris.

		As seen in Chris's [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"\|earlier documentation]], the Jerkops also make use of a "Hypno-Gun" to add to their numbers, since they have such a [[virgin with rage\|hard time reproducing]]. In describing the hypno-gun, Chris made it very clear that the Jerkop brainwashing only worked on "[[slow-in-the-minds]]", and others of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|lesser intelligence]]. It wasn't until [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]] where any mention was made of the idea of un-brainwashing the Jerkops, and even then Chris makes clear that his Electric Hedgehogs have managed to actually [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|''kill'']] several of the completely innocent retards in their fights.

		Whatever the previous method of un-brainwashing the Jerkops that Sonichu and company manage not to outright murder, it becomes a moot point in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] uses his [[GodJesus\|nigh-omnipotence]] to supposedly cure all Jerkops everywhere forever.

		==Appearances in comic==
		*[[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22\|Sonichu 0 Sub-Episode 1:Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-Tastrophe"]]
		*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_6:_.22Christian_Chandler.27s_Backyard_Safari.22\|Sonichu 4 Sub Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"]]
		*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_7:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target.22\|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 7: "Off-Target"]]
		*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_part_2.22\|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 8: "Off-Target part 2"]]
		*[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22\|Sonichu 5 Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment"]]
		*[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22\|Sonichu 6 Episode 14: "Evil is Afoot!"]]
		*[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22\|Sonichu 7 Episode 16: "Time Hogs"]]
		*[[Sonichu_9#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense\|Sonichu 9 Episode 20: "CWC-Defense"]]
		*[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities\|Sonichu 10 Episode 21: Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"]]

		==Notable Jerkops==
		*[[Jerkhief]]
		*[[Bagget]]
		*[[Punislav]]

		==References==
		<references/>

		==See also==
		{{Fan art\|chris=Jerkops\|linkname=Jerkops}}
		*[[List of Sonichu characters#Janekops\|Janekops]]
		*[[Manajerks]]
		*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
		*[[Chris and the Law]]

		{{Sonichu}}
		[[Category: Villains]]



		[[Image:Mecha-jerkops.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Like Robocop, only... no, actually, they're nothing like Robocop at all.]]
		Robotic minions of the [[Jerkops]], the [[Mecha-Jerkops]] first appeared in [[Sonichu 3\|Sonichu #3]]. Humanoid in appearance, the Mecha-Jerkops are about half the size of normal humans, and are dressed and armed to resemble human Jerkops in every other respect. Because of this, and Chris's inconsistent depiction of scale and perspective, it is difficult to distinguish Mecha-Jerkops from their organic counterparts, and they may have appeared in subsequent issues without being named.

		In [[Sub-Episode 4]], "McAttack Part 1", [[B-Manajerk]] explains that the [[Jerkhief]] informed him of [[Chris]] and his [[Love Quest]]. To help the Manajerks at [[Mal-Wart]] defeat Chris, the Jerkhief sent a pair of Mecha-Jerkops to help the B-Manajerk, and his partner, the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Before the Mecha-Jerkops could act, however, they were cut down by the sword of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who had come to help Chris battle the Manajerks.

		==See Also==
		*[[Jerkops]]
		*[[Jerkhief]]
		*[[Manajerks]]

		[[Category: Villains]]

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	[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb\|Behold, the two most harmless villains in the series.]]		[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb\|Behold, the two most harmless villains in the series.]]

	The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a ~~sofa~~ at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy to keep refilling that same soda over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned officer [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store.		The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a soda at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy to keep refilling that same soda over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned officer [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store.

	Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until their later cameo in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. In their initial appearance, the two manajerks walk up to Chris at his table and tell him that he was loitering and had to get out. Even in his idealised fantasy world where Chris whitewashes everything he does, the comic version of Chris is indeed loitering, and he also initially ignores the two managers trying to talk to him. Upon noticing them, he screams, and then somehow summons a tornado to blow them both away. It should be noted at this point that these two manajerks did not actually attack Chris, or even threaten him, meaning Chris just [[Chris and the law\|assaulted two unarmed normal humans for telling him to leave their store]].		Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until their later cameo in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. In their initial appearance, the two manajerks walk up to Chris at his table and tell him that he was loitering and had to get out. Even in his idealised fantasy world where Chris whitewashes everything he does, the comic version of Chris is indeed loitering, and he also initially ignores the two managers trying to talk to him. Upon noticing them, he screams, and then somehow summons a tornado to blow them both away. It should be noted at this point that these two manajerks did not actually attack Chris, or even threaten him, meaning Chris just [[Chris and the law\|assaulted two unarmed normal humans for telling him to leave their store]].

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	Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are conspiring against him in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Chris-hating team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.		Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are conspiring against him in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Chris-hating team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.

	Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,~~{{cite}}~~ the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Target]], [[Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonalds]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.		Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_25</ref> the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Target]], [[Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonalds]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.

	Of note however, is that Chris refers to all the stores where these confrontations take place by a comic book alias. In the comic, he isn't getting thrown out of [[Fashion Square Mall]]; he's fighting in the ''Fa-Square'', of the ''Sho-Mall Region''. Target is similarly refered to as the Get-Tar Region and Wal-Mart is the Mal-Wart Region and the McDonalds in the Wal-Mart became M-C-D-Ville. The manajerks are shown to reside in and possibly rule over these regions, as [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']] refers to manajerk [[ScotPalazzo]] as having "banned all virgins from his region", which seems to suggest that the manajerks were not restricted to just being soldiers, but were more like war lords. This of course raises the question however, of how bad things have to be in [[CWCville]] that terrorists are able to take over whole shopping complexes and declare ownership of them.		Of note however, is that Chris refers to all the stores where these confrontations take place by a comic book alias. In the comic, he isn't getting thrown out of [[Fashion Square Mall]]; he's fighting in the ''Fa-Square'', of the ''Sho-Mall Region''. Target is similarly refered to as the Get-Tar Region and Wal-Mart is the Mal-Wart Region and the McDonalds in the Wal-Mart became M-C-D-Ville. The manajerks are shown to reside in and possibly rule over these regions, as [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']] refers to manajerk [[ScotPalazzo]] as having "banned all virgins from his region", which seems to suggest that the manajerks were not restricted to just being soldiers, but were more like war lords. This of course raises the question however, of how bad things have to be in [[CWCville]] that terrorists are able to take over whole shopping complexes and declare ownership of them.

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	===Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===		===Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===
	[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks~~.jpg\|thumb]]~~		[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb\|Behold, the two most harmless villains in the series.]]
	~~[[File:Impliedshooting~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~"Oh no~~, ~~they're talking to me! I'd better kill them~~."]]

	The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a sofa at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy		The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a sofa at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy to keep refilling that same soda over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned officer [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store.

	~~Paying a single dollar~~, ~~he would receive a soda at their snack bar~~, ~~which he would refill over~~ and ~~over again while he spent~~ the ~~entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned~~ [[~~Bagget~~]] ~~to get him out~~ of the ~~store~~. ~~The incident~~ was ~~dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7~~ and ~~8, entitled "Off-Target"~~. ~~Ironically~~, ~~by changing~~ the ~~name~~ of the ~~location~~ to ~~"The Get-Tar Region"~~, Chris ~~undermined~~ the ~~supposed cleverness of his title~~.		Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until their later cameo in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. In their initial appearance, the two manajerks walk up to Chris at his table and tell him that he was loitering and had to get out. Even in his idealised fantasy world where Chris whitewashes everything he does, the comic version of Chris is indeed loitering, and he also initially ignores the two managers trying to talk to him. Upon noticing them, he screams, and then somehow summons a tornado to blow them both away. It should be noted at this point that these two manajerks did not actually attack Chris, or even threaten him, meaning Chris just [[Chris and the law\|assaulted two unarmed normal humans for telling him to leave their store]].

	~~Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and~~ the ~~two aren't even named until~~ [[~~Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7~~]]~~, when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. "Turdijerk" seems especially juvenile, even for Chris, while "~~Trebor Capman" might actually be "Robert" Capman, given ~~his~~ love for reversing names~~. "~~Turdijerk" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the ~~name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent~~, ~~showing once again~~ that [[~~Chris and racism~~\|~~Chris sucks at tolerance~~]].		The names of the characters are puzzling. [[Trolls]] speculate that Trebor Capman might actually be an alias for someone called ''Robert'' Capman, given Chris's love for [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|reversing names]], and while the origin of Turdijerk's name is somewhat more ambiguous, the two most common theories are that the name was either derived from a stereotype of the Indian accent, (as the character has a vaguely South Asian appearance and his real life counterpart is probably the same), or that the name "Turdijerk" is merely Chris's [[Random-access humor\|juvenile sense of humour]] and a way to insult the real life manager by giving him a nickname that sounds like "turd".

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	===Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby===		===Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby===
	[[Image:MSC.jpg\|thumb\|left\|You're missing both your arms, you work in a [[McDonalds]], and you have the most ~~embaressing~~ and incomprehensible name in the world. Obviously the answer is to go into supervillainy.]]		[[Image:MSC.jpg\|thumb\|left\|You're missing both your arms, you work in a [[McDonalds]], and you have the most embarassing and incomprehensible name in the world. Obviously the answer is to go into supervillainy.]]

	Merried Seinor Comic (not to be confused with the [[Giant Penis Comic]]) is possibly the most unfortunately named villain in all of ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'', as one can't even figure out what words [[Chris]] was trying to write or what meaning they could possibly convey. The name of his real life counterpart, Kirby McDerbie, offers no insight into this strangeness. [[Trolls]] on [[Krapple\|/cwc/]] have been speculating for as long as the character has been around, but no-one has ever been able to determine for sure what his name actually means, though some have guessed that Chris may have meant to say "Married Senior Comic".		Merried Seinor Comic (not to be confused with the [[Giant Penis Comic]]) is possibly the most unfortunately named villain in all of ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'', as one can't even figure out what words [[Chris]] was trying to write or what meaning they could possibly convey. The name of his real life counterpart, Kirby McDerbie, offers no insight into this strangeness. [[Trolls]] on [[Krapple\|/cwc/]] have been speculating for as long as the character has been around, but no-one has ever been able to determine for sure what his name actually means, though some have guessed that Chris may have meant to say "Married Senior Comic".
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	His given motivation conflicts with later revelations that all PVCC members, including the manajerks, were really just brainwashed slaves of Mary Lee Walsh. [[Colossal Chan]]'s power supposedly undid all brainwashing, and Chris's statements on the subject claimed that all the manajerks were cleared of everything. Presumably this can be taken to mean that Scot was also a victim, and that his jaded personality was reverted to whatever he was like prior to Mary's effect.		His given motivation conflicts with later revelations that all PVCC members, including the manajerks, were really just brainwashed slaves of Mary Lee Walsh. [[Colossal Chan]]'s power supposedly undid all brainwashing, and Chris's statements on the subject claimed that all the manajerks were cleared of everything. Presumably this can be taken to mean that Scot was also a victim, and that his jaded personality was reverted to whatever he was like prior to Mary's effect.


	~~===Turdijerk===~~
	[[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area. Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.

	~~===Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===~~
	[[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area. Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.

	===Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===		===Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===
	[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb]]
			[[File:Impliedshooting.jpg\|thumb\|"Oh no, they're talking to me! I'd better kill them."]]

			The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a sofa at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy

	~~[[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area.~~ Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.		Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.

	Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. "Turdijerk" seems especially juvenile, even for Chris, while "Trebor Capman" might actually be "Robert" Capman, given his love for reversing names. "Turdijerk" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent, showing once again that [[Chris and racism\|Chris sucks at tolerance]].		Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. "Turdijerk" seems especially juvenile, even for Chris, while "Trebor Capman" might actually be "Robert" Capman, given his love for reversing names. "Turdijerk" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent, showing once again that [[Chris and racism\|Chris sucks at tolerance]].
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	*[[Target\|Get-Tar Region]]		*[[Target\|Get-Tar Region]]
			*[[Amanda]]

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	==Manajerks in ''Sonichu''==		==Manajerks in ''Sonichu''==
	In the pages of ''Sonichu'', manajerks, like [[jerkops]], [[Mary Lee Walsh\|college deans]], [[CADD Chef\|CADD instructors]], and other [[Jerkhief\|authority figures]], are all tyrannical cockblockers who want nothing more than to ruin Chris's life. To this end, whenever Chris enters a public place to spend hours drawing comics, playing [[video games]], building [[Heart Torch of Fail\|crude sculptures]] with [[Pixelblocks]], and panhandling for sexual favors, these evil manajerks descend upon him like the Gestapo, ordering him to leave and never return. Just as Chris refuses to recognize the authority of private security personnel and the police, he also dismisses the manajerks as having no say in how he abuses their businesses. It's also worth noting that Chris seems to have only a nebulous grasp of how businesses work (e.g. his suggestion that you "tip your waitress" the next time you visit your local [[GameStop]],{{cite}}) which may explain why he takes their actions so personally.		In the pages of ''Sonichu'', manajerks, like [[jerkops]], [[Mary Lee Walsh\|college deans]], [[CADD Chef\|CADD instructors]], and other [[Jerkhief\|authority figures]], are all tyrannical cockblockers who want nothing more than to ruin Chris's life. To this end, whenever Chris enters a public place to spend hours drawing comics, playing [[video games]], building [[Heart Torch of Fail\|crude sculptures]] with [[Pixelblocks]], and panhandling for sexual favors, these evil manajerks descend upon him like the Gestapo, ordering him to leave and never return. Just as Chris refuses to recognize the authority of private security personnel and the police, he also dismisses the manajerks as having no say in how he abuses their businesses. It's also worth noting that Chris seems to have only a nebulous grasp of how businesses work (e.g. his suggestion that you "tip your waitress" the next time you visit your local [[GameStop]]),{{cite}} which may explain why he takes their actions so personally.

	Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are conspiring against him in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same ~~Chris-hating~~ [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.		Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are conspiring against him in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Chris-hating team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.

	Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,{{cite}} the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Target]], [[Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonalds]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.		Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,{{cite}} the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Target]], [[Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonalds]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.
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	His given motivation conflicts with later revelations that all PVCC members, including the manajerks, were really just brainwashed slaves of Mary Lee Walsh. [[Colossal Chan]]'s power supposedly undid all brainwashing, and Chris's statements on the subject claimed that all the manajerks were cleared of everything. Presumably this can be taken to mean that Scot was also a victim, and that his jaded personality was reverted to whatever he was like prior to Mary's effect.		His given motivation conflicts with later revelations that all PVCC members, including the manajerks, were really just brainwashed slaves of Mary Lee Walsh. [[Colossal Chan]]'s power supposedly undid all brainwashing, and Chris's statements on the subject claimed that all the manajerks were cleared of everything. Presumably this can be taken to mean that Scot was also a victim, and that his jaded personality was reverted to whatever he was like prior to Mary's effect.


	===Turdijerk===		===Turdijerk===
	[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area. Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.		[[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area. Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.

	===Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===		===Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===
	[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area. Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.		[[Sub-Episode 7]] detailed Chris's attempts to make a fresh start in the local [[Target]] store, which had just opened in his area. Paying a single dollar, he would receive a soda at their snack bar, which he would refill over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store. The incident was dramatized by Chris in Sub-Episodes 7 and 8, entitled "Off-Target". Ironically, by changing the name of the location to "The Get-Tar Region", Chris undermined the supposed cleverness of his title.

	===Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===		===Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)===

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		{{quote\|[[Mary Lee Walsh\|That *&^%$]] SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "[[Virgina is for Virgins]], NOT Lovers".}}

		[[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg\|thumb\|A REAL AMERICAN HERO]]
		A '''Jerkop''' is either a '''mall security guard''' or an "evil" '''police officer'''. The word itself is a portmanteau of "[[JERKS\|JERK]]" and "cop." Female Jerkops are sometimes called '''Janekops'''.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Jerkops.2C_Janekops.2C_ATTACK.21]</ref>

		In the [[comic\|Sonichu comics]], Jerkops serve as the villainous private army of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], until Sonichu liberates them from Mary's control in [[Sonichu 10\|Sonichu #10]]

		==Appearance==
		[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Standard Jerkops watch [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|some shitty recolor]] levitate in a [[2004]] short.]]

		Jerkops typically resemble human beings wearing red, white, or brown police-style uniforms. Chris goes into greater detail in his "Backyard Safari" feature in [[Sonichu #4]]:

		{{quote\|Let's look at one on this illustration. Now here, we see its head is a basic human shape, but it only thinks evil and naughty thoughts. Note, its eyes are frowning; the[sic] stay that way 24/7. With this face, they rarely attract any women. This "badge" is a phony; it's really a cracker, covered in glitter-glue. It wards away all who approach it with its out-of-date breadstick. They wear basic black pants to cover their agil[sic], yet ugly legs; viens[sic], hair, and sores oh, my! Some, not all, wear a black gove[sic] to cover the spot where one finger fell of[sic] as it grew up. They wear brown shoes, because of their sausage feet.}}

		Rank and file Jerkops are depicted in an even simpler fashion than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies. Their female counterparts, Janekops, look about the same, except for their prominent breasts and neck-length hairstyles.

		Chris would later elaborate on the Jerkop uniforms on the [[CWCipedia]]. White uniforms were for low-class Jerkops, such as new recruits. Red uniforms were for an intermediate rank, possessing "Good Amount of Expierences and Combat Skills." Finally, brown uniforms were for the highest class, including Jerkhiefs and Jerkop Daitenzen such as Bagget.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Construction_of_the_PVCCitizens_Building]</ref>
		{{clear}}

		==Police?==
		{{quote\|And so, I urge you the citizens of CWCville to remember, with the police, only black and blue are true; all other colors are VICE!\|Chris displays his irrational hatred of the Vice Squad, [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 28}}

		[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg\|thumb\|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]

		While a common misconception is that [[Chris]] is essentially delivering a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarifies in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu ''#5]] that [[Niggos\|brown]] (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content\|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops is a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically puts the police on a pedestal.

		That said, Chris holds a very narrow definition of what a "true" police officer is. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again points out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seems to be a major sticking point for Chris regardless of his past run-ins with the law. As far as he's apparently concerned, the color of a cop's uniform is the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms whether Chris approves or not. Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[law]].

		While [[CWCville]] has a police department in ''Sonichu'', they rarely ever appear, except to support Chris and Sonichu while they defend the city instead. In [[Sonichu 5\|Sonichu #5]] Chris dismisses them from the battlefield as soon as he arrives, and in [[Sonichu 9\|#9]] they're only mentioned as part of the city's defenses. Finally, in [[Sonichu 10\|#10]], Chris introduces Constables Lou Perez and Gerald Grant, when Magi-Chan sends them to check Inos into a soup hotel.{{clear}}

		==Equipment==

		{{quote\|MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS\|[[Jerkhief]], [[Sonichu 4]] cover}}

		[[Image:Freudiangun.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A pistol cleverly disguised as a [[penis\|duck]].]]

		Jerkops, in order to cockblock everyone, are equipped with faux badges, evidently made of crackers, glitter glue, and tree bark<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_56]</ref>. What purpose these serve is unknown, as [[Chris\|no one]] would be so [[Autistic\|retarded]] as to fall for such a shoddy disguise.

		In terms of weaponry, most Jerkops carry a stale breadstick, in place of a traditional nightstick, pulled from nowhere. The Jerkops also used handcuffs on one occasion, although this may not be standard issue. The [[Jerkhief]] carries a metal slingshot and sometimes wears a metal suit. Bagget, Jerkop Daitenzen, wields a sword, and his costume seems to protect him from the electric attacks of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

		The Jerkops also employ several [[Transformers\|transforming robots]] for transportation and battle. These include "Punislavs", which transform into brown police cruisers, "Scoundrals as Vessels", which transform into armored S.U.V.'s, and "Crackders", which transform into dark blue jet planes. The Crackder model proved instrumental in Bagget's capture of Chris in [[Sonichu 4\|Sonichu #4]].
		{{clear}}

		==Weaknesses==
		[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG\|center\|thumb\|300px\|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
		As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter\|a good kick]] in the balls, or as Chris calls it, the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.

		==Creation of a Jerkop==

		According to the CWCipedia, Jerkops are normal men and women who ended up attending [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]'s school, known as "Prowldent Virginia Community College." Upon entering the school for the first day, they are unwittingly infected with "brainwashing powder" that subconsciously affects them. They can live normal lives, but once Slaweel has need for them, she'll activate the brainwashing, and the Jerkops will don their uniforms and go cockblock Chris.

		As seen in Chris's [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"\|earlier documentation]], the Jerkops also make use of a "Hypno-Gun" to add to their numbers, since they have such a [[virgin with rage\|hard time reproducing]]. In describing the hypno-gun, Chris made it very clear that the Jerkop brainwashing only worked on "[[slow-in-the-minds]]", and others of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|lesser intelligence]]. It wasn't until [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]] where any mention was made of the idea of un-brainwashing the Jerkops, and even then Chris makes clear that his Electric Hedgehogs have managed to actually [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|''kill'']] several of the completely innocent retards in their fights.

		Whatever the previous method of un-brainwashing the Jerkops that Sonichu and company manage not to outright murder, it becomes a moot point in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] uses his [[GodJesus\|nigh-omnipotence]] to supposedly cure all Jerkops everywhere forever.

		==Appearances in comic==
		*[[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22\|Sonichu 0 Sub-Episode 1:Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-Tastrophe"]]
		*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_6:_.22Christian_Chandler.27s_Backyard_Safari.22\|Sonichu 4 Sub Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"]]
		*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_7:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target.22\|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 7: "Off-Target"]]
		*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_part_2.22\|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 8: "Off-Target part 2"]]
		*[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22\|Sonichu 5 Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment"]]
		*[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22\|Sonichu 6 Episode 14: "Evil is Afoot!"]]
		*[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22\|Sonichu 7 Episode 16: "Time Hogs"]]
		*[[Sonichu_9#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense\|Sonichu 9 Episode 20: "CWC-Defense"]]
		*[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities\|Sonichu 10 Episode 21: Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"]]

		==Notable Jerkops==
		*[[Jerkhief]]
		*[[Bagget]]
		*[[Punislav]]

		==References==
		<references/>

		==See also==
		{{Fan art\|chris=Jerkops\|linkname=Jerkops}}
		*[[List of Sonichu characters#Janekops\|Janekops]]
		*[[Manajerks]]
		*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
		*[[Chris and the Law]]

		{{Sonichu}}
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		[[Image:Mecha-jerkops.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Like Robocop, only... no, actually, they're nothing like Robocop at all.]]
		Robotic minions of the [[Jerkops]], the [[Mecha-Jerkops]] first appeared in [[Sonichu 3\|Sonichu #3]]. Humanoid in appearance, the Mecha-Jerkops are about half the size of normal humans, and are dressed and armed to resemble human Jerkops in every other respect. Because of this, and Chris's inconsistent depiction of scale and perspective, it is difficult to distinguish Mecha-Jerkops from their organic counterparts, and they may have appeared in subsequent issues without being named.

		In [[Sub-Episode 4]], "McAttack Part 1", [[B-Manajerk]] explains that the [[Jerkhief]] informed him of [[Chris]] and his [[Love Quest]]. To help the Manajerks at [[Mal-Wart]] defeat Chris, the Jerkhief sent a pair of Mecha-Jerkops to help the B-Manajerk, and his partner, the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Before the Mecha-Jerkops could act, however, they were cut down by the sword of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who had come to help Chris battle the Manajerks.

		==See Also==
		*[[Jerkops]]
		*[[Jerkhief]]
		*[[Manajerks]]

		[[Category: Villains]]

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	[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb\|Behold, the two most harmless villains in the series.]]		[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg\|thumb\|Behold, the two most harmless villains in the series.]]

	The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a ~~sofa~~ at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy to keep refilling that same soda over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned officer [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store.		The last of the manajerks to be introduced, the duo of Turdijerk and his accomplice Trebor Capman first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']], where they confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occured in real life at a newly opened [[Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction location\|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a soda at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy to keep refilling that same soda over and over again while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned officer [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store.

	Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until their later cameo in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. In their initial appearance, the two manajerks walk up to Chris at his table and tell him that he was loitering and had to get out. Even in his idealised fantasy world where Chris whitewashes everything he does, the comic version of Chris is indeed loitering, and he also initially ignores the two managers trying to talk to him. Upon noticing them, he screams, and then somehow summons a tornado to blow them both away. It should be noted at this point that these two manajerks did not actually attack Chris, or even threaten him, meaning Chris just [[Chris and the law\|assaulted two unarmed normal humans for telling him to leave their store]].		Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until their later cameo in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. In their initial appearance, the two manajerks walk up to Chris at his table and tell him that he was loitering and had to get out. Even in his idealised fantasy world where Chris whitewashes everything he does, the comic version of Chris is indeed loitering, and he also initially ignores the two managers trying to talk to him. Upon noticing them, he screams, and then somehow summons a tornado to blow them both away. It should be noted at this point that these two manajerks did not actually attack Chris, or even threaten him, meaning Chris just [[Chris and the law\|assaulted two unarmed normal humans for telling him to leave their store]].

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	Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are conspiring against him in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Chris-hating team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.		Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are conspiring against him in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Chris-hating team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.

	Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,~~{{cite}}~~ the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Target]], [[Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonalds]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.		Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_25</ref> the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Target]], [[Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonalds]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.

	Of note however, is that Chris refers to all the stores where these confrontations take place by a comic book alias. In the comic, he isn't getting thrown out of [[Fashion Square Mall]]; he's fighting in the ''Fa-Square'', of the ''Sho-Mall Region''. Target is similarly refered to as the Get-Tar Region and Wal-Mart is the Mal-Wart Region and the McDonalds in the Wal-Mart became M-C-D-Ville. The manajerks are shown to reside in and possibly rule over these regions, as [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']] refers to manajerk [[ScotPalazzo]] as having "banned all virgins from his region", which seems to suggest that the manajerks were not restricted to just being soldiers, but were more like war lords. This of course raises the question however, of how bad things have to be in [[CWCville]] that terrorists are able to take over whole shopping complexes and declare ownership of them.		Of note however, is that Chris refers to all the stores where these confrontations take place by a comic book alias. In the comic, he isn't getting thrown out of [[Fashion Square Mall]]; he's fighting in the ''Fa-Square'', of the ''Sho-Mall Region''. Target is similarly refered to as the Get-Tar Region and Wal-Mart is the Mal-Wart Region and the McDonalds in the Wal-Mart became M-C-D-Ville. The manajerks are shown to reside in and possibly rule over these regions, as [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']] refers to manajerk [[ScotPalazzo]] as having "banned all virgins from his region", which seems to suggest that the manajerks were not restricted to just being soldiers, but were more like war lords. This of course raises the question however, of how bad things have to be in [[CWCville]] that terrorists are able to take over whole shopping complexes and declare ownership of them.