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		[[Image:MegagiDecay.jpg\|thumb\|left\|An example of Megagi's change in personality.]]
		[[Image:Megagi.jpg\|thumb\|Megagi's reaction to being included in Christian's shitty comic.]]

		{{quote\|Whether or not you've noticed NONE of my original female characters have....breasts. I just don't believe in giving animals that kind of human quality.\|Megan on Megagi, [[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007\|6 March 2007]]}}

		{{quote\|SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS. Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.\|Chris on Megagi, [[IRC (20 January 2009)]]}}

		'''Megagi La Skunk''' is one of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s furry-inspired characters who dates [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. She has outlived her creator's presence in the comic, similar to [[Jiggliami]], except Megan was (probably) not a [[troll]]. Megagi does not have breasts.

		Megagi was originally called '''Spunky Skunk''', which Chris obviously didn't like because it might have reminded him of a rather [[Semen\|nasty habit]].

		Given her name and color scheme, she likely constitutes a plagiarism of ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures\|Tiny Toon Adventures]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Fifi La Fume\|Fifi La Fume]].

		Megagi is colored purple, pink and blue. The same colors are used to symbolize bisexual pride.

		Worth noting is that Megagi was originally from [[Parody]] Island, where she probably lives with Megan's other traced [[Sonic]]/[[Pokémon]] hybrids, but the name was changed to [[Chris and religion\|Parodyse]] Island in the comic.

		Megagi used to have somewhat of a different personality from the other female characters at first; she seemed to be the [[Silvana\|tomboyish]] type, and Chris described her as being like an "Army Soldier". In [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]], she calls Chris out on his shit.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/0/03/SchuComic6P21.jpg]</ref> Although her concept is still not so original, it was different from the typical [[Rosechu (species)\|Rosechu]] who just liked shopping. However, in [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]], she gets watered down just like the rest of them - [[Women's Rights\|girly and no personality]] - and later on in the comic she is further reduced to being [[Bionic]]'s personal cheerleader.
		{{clear}}

		==Gallery==
		<center><gallery>
		Image:085-ChrisChanWMegagi.jpg\|Chris-Chan and Megagi touch their balls.
		Image:128-CChanMegagi.jpg
		Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg\|Two of these things...
		Image:317-Megagi.jpg\|...are not like the others
		</gallery></center>

		==Sauces==
		<references />

		==See also:==
		{{Fan art\|chris=Megagi}}
		*[[Megan Schroeder]]
		*[[Sailor Megtune]]
		*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]

		{{Sonichu}}

		[[Category:Characters]]
		[[Category:Homos]]
		[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

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	~~[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|50px\|[[Bionic]] looks forward to his third date with [[Megagi]] in [[Sonichu 7]] (Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to Bionic's faggotry)]]~~

	~~The '''third date''' is the date upon which [[Chris]] believes [[hanky-panky]] must occur.~~

	~~==Background==~~

	Chris has often shown that he wants to [[Autism\|quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning.]] His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been on [[Two's company snapshots\|two]] [[Emily\|dates]] (and they were both troll setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another and the third date ends with [[sex]].

	Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and Sex\|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners.

	~~As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.~~

	~~==Rationale==~~

	The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (though one notable variation states the rule as that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).

	While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's more like a guideline, at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism\|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.

	~~==References by Chris==~~

	{{quote\|Sexual Education is good after '''Date #3''', but how does one even get to '''Date Number One?'''\|Chris, in bold letters on the front page of [[CWCipedia]].<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Featured_Article&oldid=2627</ref>}}

	~~Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.~~

	* On the [[CWCipedia]] Christian briefly mentions that [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Dating_Education Dating education] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates".
	* Likewise, in his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"
	* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)\|fan chat]] from December 2008, Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."
	* [[Bionic]] expresses his belief in this rule before his first date with [[Megagi]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_2 Page 2] of [[Sonichu 7]].
	* In a [[Kacey Phone Call\|phone call with Kacey]], Chris hopefully remarked, "Ah, date number three..." He then went into [[recycling\|far too much detail]] about [[rape\|what would happen there]].
	* In [[Kacey Call 7\|another call with Kacey]], after Chris mentions the third date rule, as he understands it, Kacey states that if, "somebody did that to me, I’d smack them, and I’d call them a pervert," and Chris quickly tries to backtrack.
	* The course number for the [[Dating Education]] class in [[Sonichu\|Sonichu (Comic)]] is DAT-303.
	* Chris repeats, almost word to word, the above-quoted rationale for dating education in [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]].

	~~==Exceptions==~~

	Despite his frequent insistence that the third date mandates sex, Chris has proven himself unwilling to even wait that long. When asked by a sweetheart, to describe what their time together will be like, Chris delivers a [[For My Sweetest Ivy\|point-by-point description]] of how the days will be spent (often talking about wandering around aimlessly, watching [[TV]], and playing [[video games]]. So, essentially, doing exactly what he does all the time). He is quick to remind a [[Sweetheart\|girl]] that they can always go further "if she wants to", though the insistence is evident. Even when he isn't specific about what time the sex will occur, he always [[For My Sweetest Ivy\|brings up]] that he's looking forward to sex, and thus making sure she's well aware that he has expectations which must be met.

	In his [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Future_dates_with_Blanca\|meticulous description]] of his plans for meeting [[Blanca Weiss]], Chris proposed having sex on their second evening together. Ever the gentleman, though, he added that he would be willing to wait until the third time if she so chose.

	Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile takes this obsession with immediate sex a step further, saying that women should message him if "they're willing to get to [[Chris's room\|the bedroom]] as quickly as right after the first date". Given that the same profile also demands that women meet him in person as soon as two days after the first online contact, Chris has effectively shortened his expectations from three official dates, to three days since the initial "hello." Needless to say, this aggressive stance on immediate sex has not gotten him anywhere.

	Of interest is what Chris will do next. Given how he is apt to take [[Attraction Sign#Attraction Sign, Mark 1\|something that doesn't work]] and simply [[Attraction Sign#The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages\|do it harder]], presumably soon Chris will demand [[rape\|absolutely no]] dates [[direct2sex\|at all]]. In fact, in [[Jackie E-mails 22]] Chris mentions how he realizes he is "not mentally ready for a relationship" and "needs more socialization practice in real life for starters". Even though this is true and he doesn't want a relationship with Jackie, he is " a dude, and [he] did and will want the sex, and [he is] very mentally ready for sex with being responsible. [He'd] like to keep that option open".

	~~tl;dr: he doesn't want a relationship because it's a lot of work to make someone else happy but he still wants free sex open to him anyway.~~

	~~==References==~~
	~~<references/>~~

	~~==See also==~~
	* [[Chris and sex]]
	* [[Sweetheart]]
	* [[Rape]]

	~~[[Category:Love Quest]]~~

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		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|50px\|[[Bionic]] looks forward to his third date with [[Megagi]] in [[Sonichu 7]] (Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to Bionic's faggotry)]]

		The '''third date''' is the date upon which [[Chris]] believes [[hanky-panky]] must occur.

		==Background==

		Chris has often shown that he wants to [[Autism\|quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning.]] His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been on [[Two's company snapshots\|two]] [[Emily\|dates]] (and they were both troll setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another and the third date ends with [[sex]].

		Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and Sex\|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners.

		As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.

		==Rationale==

		The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (though one notable variation states the rule as that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).

		While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's more like a guideline, at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism\|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.

		==References by Chris==

		{{quote\|Sexual Education is good after '''Date #3''', but how does one even get to '''Date Number One?'''\|Chris, in bold letters on the front page of [[CWCipedia]].<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Featured_Article&oldid=2627</ref>}}

		Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.

		* On the [[CWCipedia]] Christian briefly mentions that [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Dating_Education Dating education] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates".
		* Likewise, in his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"
		* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)\|fan chat]] from December 2008, Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."
		* [[Bionic]] expresses his belief in this rule before his first date with [[Megagi]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_2 Page 2] of [[Sonichu 7]].
		* In a [[Kacey Phone Call\|phone call with Kacey]], Chris hopefully remarked, "Ah, date number three..." He then went into [[recycling\|far too much detail]] about [[rape\|what would happen there]].
		* In [[Kacey Call 7\|another call with Kacey]], after Chris mentions the third date rule, as he understands it, Kacey states that if, "somebody did that to me, I’d smack them, and I’d call them a pervert," and Chris quickly tries to backtrack.
		* The course number for the [[Dating Education]] class in [[Sonichu\|Sonichu (Comic)]] is DAT-303.
		* Chris repeats, almost word to word, the above-quoted rationale for dating education in [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]].

		==Exceptions==

		Despite his frequent insistence that the third date mandates sex, Chris has proven himself unwilling to even wait that long. When asked by a sweetheart, to describe what their time together will be like, Chris delivers a [[For My Sweetest Ivy\|point-by-point description]] of how the days will be spent (often talking about wandering around aimlessly, watching [[TV]], and playing [[video games]]. So, essentially, doing exactly what he does all the time). He is quick to remind a [[Sweetheart\|girl]] that they can always go further "if she wants to", though the insistence is evident. Even when he isn't specific about what time the sex will occur, he always [[For My Sweetest Ivy\|brings up]] that he's looking forward to sex, and thus making sure she's well aware that he has expectations which must be met.

		In his [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Future_dates_with_Blanca\|meticulous description]] of his plans for meeting [[Blanca Weiss]], Chris proposed having sex on their second evening together. Ever the gentleman, though, he added that he would be willing to wait until the third time if she so chose.

		Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile takes this obsession with immediate sex a step further, saying that women should message him if "they're willing to get to [[Chris's room\|the bedroom]] as quickly as right after the first date". Given that the same profile also demands that women meet him in person as soon as two days after the first online contact, Chris has effectively shortened his expectations from three official dates, to three days since the initial "hello." Needless to say, this aggressive stance on immediate sex has not gotten him anywhere.

		Of interest is what Chris will do next. Given how he is apt to take [[Attraction Sign#Attraction Sign, Mark 1\|something that doesn't work]] and simply [[Attraction Sign#The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages\|do it harder]], presumably soon Chris will demand [[rape\|absolutely no]] dates [[direct2sex\|at all]]. In fact, in [[Jackie E-mails 22]] Chris mentions how he realizes he is "not mentally ready for a relationship" and "needs more socialization practice in real life for starters". Even though this is true and he doesn't want a relationship with Jackie, he is " a dude, and [he] did and will want the sex, and [he is] very mentally ready for sex with being responsible. [He'd] like to keep that option open".

		tl;dr: he doesn't want a relationship because it's a lot of work to make someone else happy but he still wants free sex open to him anyway.

		==References==
		<references/>

		==See also==
		* [[Chris and sex]]
		* [[Sweetheart]]
		* [[Rape]]

		[[Category:Love Quest]]

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	The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer\|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. Crackder would later reappear as a mass produced robot and backed up by two other Decepti-Clone models.

	Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.

	~~== S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==~~
	~~[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|Not the [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|gayest of Chris's creations]], but the colors don't help.]]~~

	The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if the robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.

	The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>

	~~Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated\|''Transformer Animated'']].~~

	They appeared for the first and last time in [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']], where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.

	Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.

	~~== Crackders ==~~
	~~[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Behold, [[Wes Iseli\|one]] [[Bagget\|of]] [[W-M Manajerk\|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]~~

	The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by [[Fail\|tripping him up]] and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquaters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series.

	Crackder, while similar in nature to [[Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream]], was actually a ripoff of a different transformer named [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker\|Thundercracker]], specifically the [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron\|''Transformers: Cybertron'']] version of him. This is even alluded to in the dialogue, as Bagget at one point claims that Crackder was made from parts imported from Cybertron, which in-universe is the home planet of the transformers and the namesake of the series.

	There were many differences between Crackder in his two appearances. As was mentioned above, in his original appearance Crackder was reffered to as a "Change-Bot" rather than explicitly as a transformer, and there was originally only one of him. By the time of his next appearance in [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']] however, his status was upgraded to an official transformer, (or to a Decepti-Clone at least), he was mass produced, he was backed up by two other Decepti-Clone variants, and he seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' [[Angelica]] was able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages, meaning that either the mass produced Crackders were a lot weaker than the original, or else Chris was just a useless pussy.

	According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are equipped with missles in their jet form and a large cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>

	When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo\|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, a grand total of nine of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue and are all destroyed, [[Excelina]] shoots down one, and another three are seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it given the state of it later in the issue. [[Magi-Chan]] takes down at least one of them, and also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top another. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled, so it is assumed that he destroyed the other two as well.

	~~== Punislavs ==~~
	~~[[Image:PunislavBot.jpg\|thumb\|Punislavs would be a lot more menacing if they didn't look like big logs of shit on wheels when in vehicle mode.]]~~

	The Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) was the final model of the Decepti-Clones used by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that Chris has created, with almost every feature an exact copy of [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)\|Barricade]] as he appeared in the ''Transformers'' movie. Like Barricade, the Punislavs all transform into mock police cruisers with a parody of the police motto "To Protect and Serve". There are precisely two differences between Barricade and a Punislav, the first being that Barricade is black and white while the Punislavs are brown and gray, and second being that while Barricade has the far more menacing "To Punish and Enslave" description on the side, Chris's one track mind came up with "[[Love Quest\|To Shatter and Torture All Hearts]]" instead.

	While the S.A.V.s and possibly the Crackders too were both unmanned pilot free mechs, built to fight both on the ground and in the air, the Punislavs in the comic appeared to have the primary purpose of transporting [[Jerkops]] around [[CWCville]] in large numbers so that they could get to different parts of the battle quicker. While quite often seen in vehicle mode, some were seen in robot mode too, though whether they were still piloted in that form is never made clear. In their robot forms, they depend on their sharp claws, fast speed and quick reflexes to fight.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punislav</ref>

	The name "Punislav" is said to have come from Chris wanting to call the robot a Punislave, (from Barricade's inscription), but he decided to change it at the last minute to avoid accusations of [[racism]], given that it was a [[niggo\|brown car]] being reffered to as a slave. However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character has [[Molvanîa\|Slavic]] origins instead, as the Slavs are an ethnic group, meaning the name is still kinda racist, just unintentionally so now.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]</ref>

	In the comics, Punislavs only ever appeared ''Sonichu #9''. Much like the S.A.V.s before them, they appeared in great numbers throughout the issue. A few were seen in the forest early on, with at least one destroyed by [[Simonla]] after causing it to crash into a tree in vehicle mode. [[Reginald Sneasel]] destroyed two more shortly afterwards at Angelica's church. Another two showed up in downtown CWCville destroying a building, both of which were destroyed by [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and a further two are killed by [[Prower]] and [[Bumble-Lumba]]. The biggest role they play however is in Chris's comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo]], in which it is a Punislav who captured Rosechu and takes her away, transforming into vehicle mode and driving away with her in the backseat. This particular Punislav is followed by Sonichu to CWCville Park, where it turns out to be under the control of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Doctor Robotnik]], who use the captured Rosechu held unconscious in the Punislav's arms as a ransome, demanding Sonichu hand over control of the city to them. The Punislav is destroyed however, and Rosechu is saved. All the Punislavs are assumed to have been destroyed and recycled by the army following Magi-Chan's claim towards the end of the issue. They are also never seen again.

	~~==Gallery of plagiarism==~~
	~~<center><gallery>~~
	~~Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Crackder = Cybertron [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker\|Thundercracker]]~~
	~~Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]~~
	~~Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|Punislav = movie [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)\|Barricade]]~~
	~~</gallery></center>~~

	~~== References ==~~
	~~<references/>~~

	~~==See also:==~~
	*[[Transformers]]
	*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
	*[[Son-Chu]]
	*[[Jerkops]]
	*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

	~~{{Sonichu}}~~

	~~[[Category:Characters]]~~
	~~[[Category:Transformers]]~~
	~~[[Category:Villains]]~~

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2011-06-22T02:31:45Z

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	== S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==		== S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==
	[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|]]		[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|Not the [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|gayest of Chris's creations]], but the colors don't help.]]

	The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if ~~that~~ robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.		The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if the robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.

	The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>		The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>
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	Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated\|''Transformer Animated'']].		Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated\|''Transformer Animated'']].

	They appeared for the first and last time in ''Sonichu #9'', where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.		They appeared for the first and last time in [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']], where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.

	Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.		Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.

	== ~~Crackder~~ ==		== Crackders ==
	[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Behold, [[Wes Iseli\|one]] [[Bagget\|of]] [[W-M Manajerk\|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]		[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Behold, [[Wes Iseli\|one]] [[Bagget\|of]] [[W-M Manajerk\|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]

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	According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are equipped with missles in their jet form and a large cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>		According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are equipped with missles in their jet form and a large cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>

	When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo\|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, ~~eight~~ of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue, and another three are ~~later~~ seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it. [[Magi-Chan]] also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top ~~of one~~. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled~~. This would presumably include all~~ the ~~Crackders too~~.		When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo\|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, a grand total of nine of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue and are all destroyed, [[Excelina]] shoots down one, and another three are seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it given the state of it later in the issue. [[Magi-Chan]] takes down at least one of them, and also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top another. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled, so it is assumed that he destroyed the other two as well.

	== ~~Punislav~~ ==		== Punislavs ==
			[[Image:PunislavBot.jpg\|thumb\|Punislavs would be a lot more menacing if they didn't look like big logs of shit on wheels when in vehicle mode.]]

	[[~~Image~~:~~PunislavBarrier~~.~~jpg\|thumb~~\|~~ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE~~]]		The Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) was the final model of the Decepti-Clones used by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that Chris has created, with almost every feature an exact copy of [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)\|Barricade]] as he appeared in the ''Transformers'' movie. Like Barricade, the Punislavs all transform into mock police cruisers with a parody of the police motto "To Protect and Serve". There are precisely two differences between Barricade and a Punislav, the first being that Barricade is black and white while the Punislavs are brown and gray, and second being that while Barricade has the far more menacing "To Punish and Enslave" description on the side, Chris's one track mind came up with "[[Love Quest\|To Shatter and Torture All Hearts]]" instead.

	~~'''Jerkop~~ Punislav~~''' (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser~~/		While the S.A.V.s and possibly the Crackders too were both unmanned pilot free mechs, built to fight both on the ground and in the air, the Punislavs in the comic appeared to have the primary purpose of transporting [[Jerkops]] around [[CWCville]] in large numbers so that they could get to different parts of the battle quicker. While quite often seen in vehicle mode, some were seen in robot mode too, though whether they were still piloted in that form is never made clear. In their robot forms, they depend on their sharp claws, fast speed and quick reflexes to fight.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punislav</ref>

	The Punislav~~'s design~~ is ~~based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as~~ Chris ~~can only [[Transformers\|replicate what Michael Bay shows]]~~ to ~~his stupid autistic brain.~~		The name "Punislav" is said to have come from Chris wanting to call the robot a Punislave, (from Barricade's inscription), but he decided to change it at the last minute to avoid accusations of [[racism]], given that it was a [[niggo\|brown car]] being reffered to as a slave. However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character has [[Molvanîa\|Slavic]] origins instead, as the Slavs are an ethnic group, meaning the name is still kinda racist, just unintentionally so now.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]</ref>

	~~Punislav is one of~~ the ~~most obvious ripoffs that he has created~~, ~~with almost every feature~~ (~~with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of~~ Barricade.

	~~The~~ inscription ~~on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".~~

	~~All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme~~, ~~effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels~~

	~~Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does~~ he ~~have [[Molvanîa\|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted~~ to ~~name him "Punislave" (from~~ the ~~inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side~~ of ~~Barricade), but~~ [[~~Jack Thaddeus Phone Call\|was afraid to use the word "slave"~~]], ~~probably because he thinks~~ it ~~means "~~[[niggo]]". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, ~~and since~~ the Slavs are an ethnic group, ~~this~~ is ~~yet another display (albeit~~ unintentionally~~) of Chris's racism~~.

			In the comics, Punislavs only ever appeared ''Sonichu #9''. Much like the S.A.V.s before them, they appeared in great numbers throughout the issue. A few were seen in the forest early on, with at least one destroyed by [[Simonla]] after causing it to crash into a tree in vehicle mode. [[Reginald Sneasel]] destroyed two more shortly afterwards at Angelica's church. Another two showed up in downtown CWCville destroying a building, both of which were destroyed by [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and a further two are killed by [[Prower]] and [[Bumble-Lumba]]. The biggest role they play however is in Chris's comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo]], in which it is a Punislav who captured Rosechu and takes her away, transforming into vehicle mode and driving away with her in the backseat. This particular Punislav is followed by Sonichu to CWCville Park, where it turns out to be under the control of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Doctor Robotnik]], who use the captured Rosechu held unconscious in the Punislav's arms as a ransome, demanding Sonichu hand over control of the city to them. The Punislav is destroyed however, and Rosechu is saved. All the Punislavs are assumed to have been destroyed and recycled by the army following Magi-Chan's claim towards the end of the issue. They are also never seen again.

	==Gallery of plagiarism==		==Gallery of plagiarism==
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:~~Crackder-mugshot~~.jpg \| ~~Mugshot of~~ Thundercracker~~'s retarded cousin.~~		Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Crackder = Cybertron [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker\|Thundercracker]]

	~~Image:Crackder-back.jpg~~\|~~Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE~~

	Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]		Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]
			Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|Punislav = movie [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)\|Barricade]]
	Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|[[~~Punislav]] =~~ Barricade (~~movie version~~)

	~~Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg~~\|~~Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker~~
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

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	==See also:==		==See also:==
			*[[Transformers]]
			*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
	*[[Son-Chu]]		*[[Son-Chu]]
	*[[Jerkops]]		*[[Jerkops]]
	*[[~~Samurai Pizza Bots]]~~		*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
	*[[Transformers]]

	{{Sonichu}}		{{Sonichu}}

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	The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer\|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. ~~This was before Chris decided to admit what he was ripping off.~~		The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer\|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. Crackder would later reappear as a mass produced robot and backed up by two other Decepti-Clone models.

	~~The evil transformer did not appear again until [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']], and when he did~~ Crackder ~~was now properly reffered to~~ as a ~~transformer, was~~ mass produced~~, was~~ backed up by other ~~models of~~ Decepti-~~Clones and seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability~~.

	Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.		Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.
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	[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Behold, [[Wes Iseli\|one]] [[Bagget\|of]] [[W-M Manajerk\|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]		[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Behold, [[Wes Iseli\|one]] [[Bagget\|of]] [[W-M Manajerk\|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]

	The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by [[Fail\|tripping him up]] and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquaters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series~~. As was noted above, it originally was reffered to as a "Change-Bot", and in Crackder's first appearance, Bagget claimed that it was in fact made from parts imported from Cybertron.~~		The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by [[Fail\|tripping him up]] and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquaters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series.

	The Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, which served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were Jerkop driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo\|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, eight of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue, and another three are later seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it. [[Magi-Chan]] also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top of one. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled. This would presumably include all the Crackders too.

	While similar in nature to [[Wikipedia: Starscream\|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''Transformers: Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots\|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

	{{quote\|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.\|{{CWCipedia link\|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}



	as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' Angelica is able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages.

			Crackder, while similar in nature to [[Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream]], was actually a ripoff of a different transformer named [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker\|Thundercracker]], specifically the [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron\|''Transformers: Cybertron'']] version of him. This is even alluded to in the dialogue, as Bagget at one point claims that Crackder was made from parts imported from Cybertron, which in-universe is the home planet of the transformers and the namesake of the series.

			There were many differences between Crackder in his two appearances. As was mentioned above, in his original appearance Crackder was reffered to as a "Change-Bot" rather than explicitly as a transformer, and there was originally only one of him. By the time of his next appearance in [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']] however, his status was upgraded to an official transformer, (or to a Decepti-Clone at least), he was mass produced, he was backed up by two other Decepti-Clone variants, and he seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' [[Angelica]] was able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages, meaning that either the mass produced Crackders were a lot weaker than the original, or else Chris was just a useless pussy.

			According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are equipped with missles in their jet form and a large cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>

			When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo\|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, eight of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue, and another three are later seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it. [[Magi-Chan]] also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top of one. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled. This would presumably include all the Crackders too.

	== Punislav ==		== Punislav ==

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	The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary ~~lee~~ Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer\|Change-Bot]]" rather than a ~~Transformer~~. This was before Chris decided to admit what he was ripping off.		The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer\|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. This was before Chris decided to admit what he was ripping off.

	The ~~Transformers~~ did not appear again until [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']], and when ~~they~~ did Crackder was now properly reffered to as a ~~Transformer~~, was mass produced, was backed up by other models of Decepti-Clones and seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability.		The evil transformer did not appear again until [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']], and when he did Crackder was now properly reffered to as a transformer, was mass produced, was backed up by other models of Decepti-Clones and seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability.

	Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.		Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.

	== S.A.V.s ==		== S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==
	[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|~~The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.~~]]		[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|]]

	A '''Decepti-~~Clone''' is a robot featured~~ in Chris's ~~[[Sonichu]] comic series, starting in [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]]~~. ~~According to the~~ [[~~CWCipedia~~]], ~~the three robots are said to~~ be ~~total knockoffs of various [[Wikipedia:Decepticon\|Decepticons]] from the popular ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series~~, ~~comics~~ and ~~movies~~, ~~created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] as their own personal Transformer force~~.		The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if that robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.

	They ~~originated~~ in, ~~which is to say~~ Chris ~~stole them~~ from, ~~the [[Transformers\|''Transformers'' video game]] for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies~~ that ~~could be killed in droves~~ by ~~the player character so as~~ to ~~reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters~~. ~~You know, like [[Jerkops]]~~.		The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>

	~~As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission~~ is ~~to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in~~ [[~~CWCville~~]]~~. The~~ [[~~Jerkop Punislav~~\|~~Punislavs~~]] ~~mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and [[Crackder]]s do the work on their own~~.		Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated\|''Transformer Animated'']].

	~~Interestingly enough~~, ~~it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S~~.~~A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one~~ [[~~Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream~~]] ~~wore in the~~ [[~~Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie\|original Transformers movie~~]]. ~~Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of~~ the ~~entire race~~, ~~but leadership~~ of ~~a small group, like~~ the ~~antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the ''~~[[~~Mobile Suit Gundam~~]]~~'' series~~.		They appeared for the first and last time in ''Sonichu #9'', where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.

			Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.

	== Crackder ==		== Crackder ==
	[[Image:~~CrackderVehicle~~.jpg\|thumb\|left\|~~This jet looks confusing~~]]		[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Behold, [[Wes Iseli\|one]] [[Bagget\|of]] [[W-M Manajerk\|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc\|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]
	[[~~Image:CrackderBot.jpg~~\|~~thumb~~\|~~Crackder is mad because~~ Chris ~~is a douche~~]]

	'''~~Cracker~~''' ~~is a~~ [[~~Transformers\|"Change~~-~~Bot"~~]] ~~that appeared in~~ [[~~Sonichu 4~~\|~~issue 4~~]] of [[Sonichu]]. ~~It is~~ a jet~~-style Transformer~~, ~~not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of~~ [[~~Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream~~]].		The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by [[Fail\|tripping him up]] and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquaters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series. As was noted above, it originally was reffered to as a "Change-Bot", and in Crackder's first appearance, Bagget claimed that it was in fact made from parts imported from Cybertron.

	While similar to [[~~Clyde Cash~~\|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots\|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).		The Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, which served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were Jerkop driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo\|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, eight of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue, and another three are later seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it. [[Magi-Chan]] also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top of one. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled. This would presumably include all the Crackders too.

			While similar in nature to [[Wikipedia: Starscream\|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''Transformers: Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots\|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

	{{quote\|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.\|{{CWCipedia link\|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}		{{quote\|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.\|{{CWCipedia link\|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}
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	, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' Angelica is able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages.		as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' Angelica is able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages.


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	== References ==		== References ==
	</~~references~~>		<references/>

	==See also:==		==See also:==

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			The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer\|Change-Bot]]" rather than a Transformer. This was before Chris decided to admit what he was ripping off.

			The Transformers did not appear again until [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu #9'']], and when they did Crackder was now properly reffered to as a Transformer, was mass produced, was backed up by other models of Decepti-Clones and seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability.

			Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual sucessors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.

	== S.A.V.s ==		== S.A.V.s ==
	[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]		[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]
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	While similar to [[Clyde Cash\|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots\|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).		While similar to [[Clyde Cash\|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots\|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

	~~His name is~~ a ~~portmanteau~~ of the ~~Decepticons Thundercracker~~ and..~~.um...Thundercracker.~~		{{quote\|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.\|{{CWCipedia link\|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}



			, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' Angelica is able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages.



	{{quote\|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.\|{{CWCipedia link\|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}


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	[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]		[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]

	'''Jerkop Punislav''' (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/~~[[Samurai Pizza Bots\|decepti-clone]] of the [[Jerkop\|Jerk Operation Squad]].~~ The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only [[Transformers\|replicate what Michael Bay shows]] to his stupid autistic brain.		'''Jerkop Punislav''' (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/

			The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only [[Transformers\|replicate what Michael Bay shows]] to his stupid autistic brain.

	Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.		Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
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	The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".		The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".

	The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got [[Chris and the Law\|one too many speeding tickets]], so he decided to pretend all [[Virginia]] State Troopers were all [[Jerkops\|big, mean robots]] out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the [[slow-in-the-minds\|noble residents of Virginia]] from Christian's shitty driving.		All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels

	All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels~~, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to [[Bob Walks In\|cut down his internet.]]~~

	Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[Molvanîa\|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call\|was afraid to use the word "slave"]], probably because he thinks it means "[[niggo]]". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.		Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[Molvanîa\|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call\|was afraid to use the word "slave"]], probably because he thinks it means "[[niggo]]". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.

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			== S.A.V.s ==
	[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]		[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]

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	They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the [[Transformers\|''Transformers'' video game]] for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].		They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the [[Transformers\|''Transformers'' video game]] for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].

	~~== Decepti-Clone roles ==~~
	As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in [[CWCville]]. The [[Jerkop Punislav\|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and [[Crackder]]s do the work on their own.		As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in [[CWCville]]. The [[Jerkop Punislav\|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and [[Crackder]]s do the work on their own.

	Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one [[Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream]] wore in the [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie\|original Transformers movie]]. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'' series.		Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one [[Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream]] wore in the [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie\|original Transformers movie]]. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'' series.

	== ~~Known Decepti-Clones~~ ==		== Crackder ==

	*S.A.V. ("Scoundrels As Vessels") - Resembles [[Megatron]] (Generation 2)
	*[[Crackder]] - Resembles [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker\|Thundercracker]]
	*[[Jerkop Punislav\|Punislav]]




	[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg\|thumb\|left\|This jet looks confusing]]		[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg\|thumb\|left\|This jet looks confusing]]
	[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]		[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]
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			== Punislav ==


	[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]		[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]
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	==Gallery of plagiarism==		==Gallery of plagiarism==
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	~~Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Crackder = Cybertron~~
	Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg \| Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.		Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg \| Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
	Image:Crackder-back.jpg\|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
			Image:Crackder-back.jpg\|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE

	Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]		Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]
	Image:RClina.jpg\|Excelina = [[Wikipedia:Arcee\|Arcee]] (movie version). Sadly, this can't even be considered a recolor because he didn't change the colors. The name probably makes reference to [[Excel Saga]].
	Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|[[Punislav]] = Barricade (movie version)		Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|[[Punislav]] = Barricade (movie version)
	~~Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg\|Bumble-Lumba = Animated [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)\|Bumblebee]]~~
	~~Image:Prowl_prower.jpg\|Prower = Animated [[Wikipedia:Prowl (Transformers)\|Prowl]]. Punchy was probably trying to name him "Prowl" but couldn't pronounce the "l" sound because he's Asian.~~
	~~Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG\|Armoraxe = Animated [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)\|Soundwave]]. Not only did he become stupid looking, but now he's an Autobot! This is an insult!~~
	Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker		Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

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*cracks knuckles*

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 *[[Crackder]] - Resembles [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]]
 *[[Jerkop Punislav|Punislav]]
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 {{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|{{CWCipedia link|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}
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 Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[Molvanîa|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|was afraid to use the word "slave"]], probably because he thinks it means "[[niggo]]". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.
 ==See also:==
 *[[Son-Chu]]
 *[[Jerkops]]
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 [[Category:Transformers]]
 [[Category:Villains]]

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			== S.A.V.s ==
	[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]		[[Image:SAVBot.jpg\|thumb\|The [[English\|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]

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	They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the [[Transformers\|''Transformers'' video game]] for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].		They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the [[Transformers\|''Transformers'' video game]] for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].

	~~== Decepti-Clone roles ==~~
	As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in [[CWCville]]. The [[Jerkop Punislav\|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and [[Crackder]]s do the work on their own.		As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in [[CWCville]]. The [[Jerkop Punislav\|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and [[Crackder]]s do the work on their own.

	Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one [[Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream]] wore in the [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie\|original Transformers movie]]. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'' series.		Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one [[Wikipedia:Starscream\|Starscream]] wore in the [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie\|original Transformers movie]]. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'' series.

	== ~~Known Decepti-Clones~~ ==		== Crackder ==

	*S.A.V. ("Scoundrels As Vessels") - Resembles [[Megatron]] (Generation 2)
	*[[Crackder]] - Resembles [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker\|Thundercracker]]
	*[[Jerkop Punislav\|Punislav]]




	[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg\|thumb\|left\|This jet looks confusing]]		[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg\|thumb\|left\|This jet looks confusing]]
	[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]		[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg\|thumb\|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]
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			== Punislav ==


	[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]		[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]
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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	~~Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Crackder = Cybertron~~
	Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg \| Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.		Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg \| Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
	Image:Crackder-back.jpg\|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
			Image:Crackder-back.jpg\|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE

	Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]		Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg\|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)\|Swindle]]
	Image:RClina.jpg\|Excelina = [[Wikipedia:Arcee\|Arcee]] (movie version). Sadly, this can't even be considered a recolor because he didn't change the colors. The name probably makes reference to [[Excel Saga]].
	Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|[[Punislav]] = Barricade (movie version)		Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg\|[[Punislav]] = Barricade (movie version)
	~~Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg\|Bumble-Lumba = Animated [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)\|Bumblebee]]~~
	~~Image:Prowl_prower.jpg\|Prower = Animated [[Wikipedia:Prowl (Transformers)\|Prowl]]. Punchy was probably trying to name him "Prowl" but couldn't pronounce the "l" sound because he's Asian.~~
	~~Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG\|Armoraxe = Animated [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)\|Soundwave]]. Not only did he become stupid looking, but now he's an Autobot! This is an insult!~~
	Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker		Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg\|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
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Old meme: copy pasting to here. I need to fix this article when I have the time

Old meme: Blanked the page

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Old meme: Blanked the page

Old meme: I had to read through both Sonichu 9 and the Jack Thaddeus call transcripts to write this article. I think they gave me AIDs.

Old meme at 01:01, 22 June 2011

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Old meme: *cracks knuckles*

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