User:Smokedaddy - Revision history

Smokedaddy: cheese, whole block thereof

2011-09-05T01:01:23Z

cheese, whole block thereof

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	Being anywhere this sort of thing happens is proof that Life On The Edge™ must be possible in Ohio despite all evidence to the contrary.		Being anywhere this sort of thing happens is proof that Life On The Edge™ must be possible in Ohio despite all evidence to the contrary.
	THE CORN IS ON FIRE		THE CORN IS ON FIRE

			== and for dessert ==
			[[File:cheesedxp.png]]

Smokedaddy at 02:24, 17 May 2011

2011-05-17T02:24:39Z

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	From a friend of mine. Zbrush crashed on him before he got it fully posed and painted, but the result is still amusing. He muffed the eyes and made them both the same color, which we all know not to be the case. He tries to do one of these a day.		From a friend of mine. Zbrush crashed on him before he got it fully posed and painted, but the result is still amusing. He muffed the eyes and made them both the same color, which we all know not to be the case. He tries to do one of these a day.

	{{EmbedYoutube\|site=youtube\|1=2kP9vojVcwk\|title=Chris-Chan ~~Charicature~~ Speed Sculpt\|quote=AND ACRYLIC FUCKIN' PAINT! (simulated)\|user=Smokedaddy\|date=16 May 20\|desc=The real thing is at least two cup sizes larger than the ~~charicature~~, which is probably better looking than he is anyway.}}		{{EmbedYoutube\|site=youtube\|1=2kP9vojVcwk\|title=Chris-Chan Caricature Speed Sculpt\|quote=AND ACRYLIC FUCKIN' PAINT! (simulated)\|user=Smokedaddy\|date=16 May 20\|desc=The real thing is at least two cup sizes larger than the caricature, which is probably better looking than he is anyway.}}

	== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==		== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==

Smokedaddy: Chris-Chan Speed Sculpt!

2011-05-17T02:21:44Z

Chris-Chan Speed Sculpt!

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	{{Observer}}		{{Observer}}

			== Fan Art! ==

			From a friend of mine. Zbrush crashed on him before he got it fully posed and painted, but the result is still amusing. He muffed the eyes and made them both the same color, which we all know not to be the case. He tries to do one of these a day.

			{{EmbedYoutube\|site=youtube\|1=2kP9vojVcwk\|title=Chris-Chan Charicature Speed Sculpt\|quote=AND ACRYLIC FUCKIN' PAINT! (simulated)\|user=Smokedaddy\|date=16 May 20\|desc=The real thing is at least two cup sizes larger than the charicature, which is probably better looking than he is anyway.}}

	== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==		== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==

Smokedaddy at 09:53, 9 May 2011

2011-05-09T09:53:51Z

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	== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==		== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==

Smokedaddy: the interconnectedness of all things

2011-02-07T13:31:22Z

the interconnectedness of all things

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	You're Welcome.		You're Welcome.

			== Cosplay gone horribly meta ==

			There is basically no fucking way I would ever be caught a) at an anime convention, b) in Ohio, or c) at an anime convention in Ohio. Nonetheless, one of my online correspondents can apparently be found at both, presumably after closing time at the glory hole. He took this pic (I am not making this up) at Oyahocon '09.

			[[File:Ohayocon-chrischan.jpg]]

			''Oyahocon.''

			Being anywhere this sort of thing happens is proof that Life On The Edge™ must be possible in Ohio despite all evidence to the contrary.
			THE CORN IS ON FIRE

Smokedaddy: misc. editing, sprays now include his tongue-rollin' action

2010-09-04T22:10:29Z

misc. editing, sprays now include his tongue-rollin' action

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	== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==		== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==

	This is not about Chris' games, but rather my own. This may mark me as some kind of drooling game nerd, but I gladly accept the risk 'cause odds are that some of you weirdboats play these games online too and you will praise my name for the joy I brought to your bleak lives. That's the plan, anyway.		This is not about Chris' games, but rather my own. (To clarify, "my own" is used here in the sense of games I'm playing at the moment, not games I made - like the rest of you ''wish'' you did for a living. Hee!) This may mark me as some kind of drooling game nerd, but I gladly accept the risk 'cause odds are that some of you weirdboats play these games online too and you will praise my name for the joy I brought to your bleak lives. That's the plan, anyway.

			If you don't play any of Valve's recent shooters, don't waste time reading this crap. The items below have been run in ''Team Fortress 2'' and ''Left 4 Dead 2''. They'll probably work in ''L4D'' (one) and some of the half-life-s starting with ''HL2'', but no guarantees.

	If you don't play any of Valve's recent shooters, don't waste time reading this crap. The items below have been run in ''Team Fortress 2'' and ''Left 4 Dead 2''. They'll probably work in some of the half-life-s starting with ''HL2'', but no guarantees.

	'''Game nerdiness commences:'''		'''Game nerdiness commences:'''
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	Valve's internal texture format is not decodable by any Web plug-in I know of so I don't have thumbnails. Thumbnails would look wretched anyway, the biggest thing you can have pixel-wise is 256x256, and beyond that it all has to fit into 120k. The Chris-Chan set are all animated and to get more than three frames I had to back it off to 128x128. Framerate is not controllable, it's whatever the Source engine wants to show you so they all animate slowly.		Valve's internal texture format is not decodable by any Web plug-in I know of so I don't have thumbnails. Thumbnails would look wretched anyway, the biggest thing you can have pixel-wise is 256x256, and beyond that it all has to fit into 120k. The Chris-Chan set are all animated and to get more than three frames I had to back it off to 128x128. Framerate is not controllable, it's whatever the Source engine wants to show you so they all animate slowly.

	But - heh - some of them look pretty sweet in-game. If anyone really, really wants I'll drag my ass, moaning and swearing, to the computer and make thumbnails in some displayable format, I suppose, but fer cryinoutloud just d/l the thing if you want to see what they look like. Thumbnails would be guaranteed to be be bigger and take longer to download than the real thing, guaranteed.		But - heh - some of them do look pretty sweet in-game. If anyone really, really wants I'll drag my ass, moaning and swearing, to the computer and make thumbnails in some displayable format, I suppose, but fer cryinoutloud just d/l the thing if you want to see what they look like. Thumbnails would be guaranteed to be be bigger and take longer to download than the real thing, guaranteed.


	'''The set includes:'''		'''The set includes:'''

	JUUULAY		: * ''JUUULAY - 'nuff said.''

			: * ''Manboobs and muscle bra bouncing, demonstrated for our pleasure and enlightenment.''

	~~Chris rubbing his manboobs~~		: * ''Flying Elephants - the rare naked rotating random-access kind.''

	~~Flying Elephants~~		: * ''Chris savagely punching Clyde Cash in the face (Mr. Cash was not available, so Chris handles both roles.)''

	Chris ~~pretending his is simultaneously Chris~~ and ~~Clyde Cash, punching himself~~ in ~~the face~~		: * ''IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! Chris jumping up and down in TRUE and HONEST rage.''

	~~IAN~~! ~~BRANDON! SOMETHING! Chris jumping up and down in TRUE and HONEST rage.~~		: * '''NEW VERSION, NOW WITH 20% MORE CWC, FEATURING:''' ''The Ruckersville Love Machine with Rage demonstrating his 100% ORIGINAL copyrighted oral-genital stimulation technique!''


	~~And sometime between noon today and New Year's 2099, I'll add one~~ of ~~Chris pleasing the ladies by rolling his tongue~~. ~~It's almost finished~~, I ~~just need~~ to ~~crop~~ it ~~to fit~~.		The download is a .zip of several .vtf files, not a format I can upload to CWCki. So if ya want it, [http://www.4shared.com/file/QKy2epSS/cwc_sprays.html get it here.]

	~~The download is a~~ .~~zip of several .vtf files~~, ~~not a format I can upload~~ here~~. Hence~~:		Unzip ye .vtfs someplace suitable, such as '''[yer drive letter here]:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\left 4 dead 2\left4dead2\materials\vgui\logos''' (in Windows 7 anyway) then from the main menu inside ''L4D2'', go to '''options / multiplayers / sprays / import spray''' and use your imagination. ''TF2'' works exactly the same way, only different.
	~~[http:/~~/~~www.4shared.com~~/~~file~~/~~QKy2epSS/cwc_sprays~~.~~html]~~ ~~<< LINKY LINKY (not including tongue-rolling PUSSAY EATIN~~' ~~animation, see: stress~~, ~~crash into slumber~~.)

	Unzip ye .vtfs someplace suitable, such as [yer drive letter here]:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\left 4 dead 2\left4dead2\materials\vgui\logos then from inside l4d2, go to options / multiplayers / sprays / import spray and use your imagination. TF2 is just like that only different, use your imagination.

	In lieu of thumbnails, here's a screenshot of Flying Elephants sprayed on the side of a building in TF2. In real life (or real virtual life or whatever the fuck it is) it's a dangerously festive 8- or 9-frame (I think) animation of him spinning around nude. The other players will be deeply disturbed at the sight, and mutter darkly about you after you deploy it. Their dreams will be unquiet, and they ~~can~~'t quite ~~remember~~ why. Horrible, horrible.		In lieu of thumbnails, here's a screenshot of Flying Elephants sprayed on the side of a building in ''TF2''. In real life (or real virtual life or whatever the fuck it is) it's a dangerously festive 8- or 9-frame (I think) animation of him spinning around nude. The other players will be deeply disturbed at the sight, and mutter darkly about you after you deploy it. Their dreams will be unquiet, and they won't quite know why. Horrible, horrible.

	[[File:Cc_spinandspray.JPG]]		[[File:Cc_spinandspray.JPG]]


			This L4D2 shot depicts Chris demonstrating his prehensile tongue. Unfortunately the zombie apocalypse interfered with his Love Quest, lowering his chances of ever getting said tongue near a woman's genitalia from the current zero down to a purely theoretical number. The crosshairs seen on his face are not part of the spray, you will have to do that with your own weapon if you like the effect.

			[[File:Cwctonguespray-l4d2.jpg]]


	Spring JUUULAY on some unsuspecting n00bz and watch the fun for a bit before you put them out of their misery. Good for plenty laffs.		Spring JUUULAY on some unsuspecting n00bz and watch the fun for a bit before you put them out of their misery. Good for plenty laffs.

	They should work in several Source-engined Valve games, but like I said they only games I've tried them in are ''Left 4 Dead 2'' and ''Team Fortress 2'' (~~Which~~ are what you're playing anyway, nerdbug~~. Admit~~ it.) Source images available on request so you can save 'em out yourself if these don't work in your game.		They should work in several Source-engined Valve games, but like I said they only games I've tried them in are ''Left 4 Dead 2'' and ''Team Fortress 2'' (which are what you're playing anyway, nerdbug - admit it). Source images available on request so you can save 'em out yourself if these don't work in your game.

	You're Welcome.		You're Welcome.

Smokedaddy: add ye olde linque

2010-08-02T04:29:28Z

add ye olde linque

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	And sometime between noon today and New Year's 2099, I'll add one of Chris pleasing the ladies by rolling his tongue. It's almost finished, I just need to crop it to fit.		And sometime between noon today and New Year's 2099, I'll add one of Chris pleasing the ladies by rolling his tongue. It's almost finished, I just need to crop it to fit.

	The download is a .zip of several .vtf files, not a format I can upload here. I'~~ll stuff it on some cheapass hosting site Real Soon Now™~~, ~~hopefully before anyone reads this~~.		The download is a .zip of several .vtf files, not a format I can upload here. Hence:
			[http://www.4shared.com/file/QKy2epSS/cwc_sprays.html] << LINKY LINKY (not including tongue-rolling PUSSAY EATIN' animation, see: stress, crash into slumber.)

	~~'''LINKY TO COME REAL SOON NOW™ -- I PROMISE -- NO REALLY~~		Unzip ye .vtfs someplace suitable, such as [yer drive letter here]:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\left 4 dead 2\left4dead2\materials\vgui\logos then from inside l4d2, go to options / multiplayers / sprays / import spray and use your imagination. TF2 is just like that only different, use your imagination.

	~~AND OH YEAH I GUESS I SHOULD INCLUDE SOMETHING THAT EXPLAINS HOW YA USE IT too~~, ~~how 'bout~~.~~'''~~

	In lieu of thumbnails, here's a screenshot of Flying Elephants sprayed on the side of a building in TF2. In real life (or real virtual life or whatever the fuck it is) it's a dangerously festive 8- or 9-frame (I think) animation of him spinning around nude. The other players will be deeply disturbed at the sight, and mutter darkly about you after you deploy it. Their dreams will be unquiet, and they can't quite remember why. Horrible, horrible.		In lieu of thumbnails, here's a screenshot of Flying Elephants sprayed on the side of a building in TF2. In real life (or real virtual life or whatever the fuck it is) it's a dangerously festive 8- or 9-frame (I think) animation of him spinning around nude. The other players will be deeply disturbed at the sight, and mutter darkly about you after you deploy it. Their dreams will be unquiet, and they can't quite remember why. Horrible, horrible.
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	They should work in several Source-engined Valve games, but like I said they only games I've tried them in are ''Left 4 Dead 2'' and ''Team Fortress 2'' (Which are what you're playing anyway, nerdbug. Admit it.) Source images available on request so you can save 'em out yourself if these don't work in your game.		They should work in several Source-engined Valve games, but like I said they only games I've tried them in are ''Left 4 Dead 2'' and ''Team Fortress 2'' (Which are what you're playing anyway, nerdbug. Admit it.) Source images available on request so you can save 'em out yourself if these don't work in your game.

			You're Welcome.

Smokedaddy: The TF2 / L4D2 Chris-Chan spray collection can be yours! Safe when used as directed under proper adult supervision.

2010-07-06T15:53:25Z

The TF2 / L4D2 Chris-Chan spray collection can be yours! Safe when used as directed under proper adult supervision.

New page

== Video Games and Chris, but not like you think ==

This is not about Chris' games, but rather my own. This may mark me as some kind of drooling game nerd, but I gladly accept the risk 'cause odds are that some of you weirdboats play these games online too and you will praise my name for the joy I brought to your bleak lives. That's the plan, anyway.

If you don't play any of Valve's recent shooters, don't waste time reading this crap. The items below have been run in ''Team Fortress 2'' and ''Left 4 Dead 2''. They'll probably work in some of the half-life-s starting with ''HL2'', but no guarantees.

'''Game nerdiness commences:'''

In most Valve multiplayer shooters, a player can leave a "spray," sort of an online graffiti that may or may not animate. It can be one of their stock ones, or something you upload, such as these that I will now cast like pearls before you. Namely, the Chris-Chan collection.

Valve's internal texture format is not decodable by any Web plug-in I know of so I don't have thumbnails. Thumbnails would look wretched anyway, the biggest thing you can have pixel-wise is 256x256, and beyond that it all has to fit into 120k. The Chris-Chan set are all animated and to get more than three frames I had to back it off to 128x128. Framerate is not controllable, it's whatever the Source engine wants to show you so they all animate slowly.

But - heh - some of them look pretty sweet in-game. If anyone really, really wants I'll drag my ass, moaning and swearing, to the computer and make thumbnails in some displayable format, I suppose, but fer cryinoutloud just d/l the thing if you want to see what they look like. Thumbnails would be guaranteed to be be bigger and take longer to download than the real thing, guaranteed.

'''The set includes:'''

JUUULAY

Chris rubbing his manboobs

Flying Elephants

Chris pretending his is simultaneously Chris and Clyde Cash, punching himself in the face

IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! Chris jumping up and down in TRUE and HONEST rage.

And sometime between noon today and New Year's 2099, I'll add one of Chris pleasing the ladies by rolling his tongue. It's almost finished, I just need to crop it to fit.

The download is a .zip of several .vtf files, not a format I can upload here. I'll stuff it on some cheapass hosting site Real Soon Now™, hopefully before anyone reads this.

'''LINKY TO COME REAL SOON NOW™ -- I PROMISE -- NO REALLY

AND OH YEAH I GUESS I SHOULD INCLUDE SOMETHING THAT EXPLAINS HOW YA USE IT too, how 'bout.'''

In lieu of thumbnails, here's a screenshot of Flying Elephants sprayed on the side of a building in TF2. In real life (or real virtual life or whatever the fuck it is) it's a dangerously festive 8- or 9-frame (I think) animation of him spinning around nude. The other players will be deeply disturbed at the sight, and mutter darkly about you after you deploy it. Their dreams will be unquiet, and they can't quite remember why. Horrible, horrible.

[[File:Cc_spinandspray.JPG]]

Spring JUUULAY on some unsuspecting n00bz and watch the fun for a bit before you put them out of their misery. Good for plenty laffs.

They should work in several Source-engined Valve games, but like I said they only games I've tried them in are ''Left 4 Dead 2'' and ''Team Fortress 2'' (Which are what you're playing anyway, nerdbug. Admit it.) Source images available on request so you can save 'em out yourself if these don't work in your game.