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	Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, she then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|vandalizing]] the article in the hope of overwhelming her enemies. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place\|her favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but she was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church\|her parents' church]].		Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, she then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|vandalizing]] the article in the hope of overwhelming her enemies. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place\|her favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but she was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church\|her parents' church]].

	In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message\|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)\|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction\|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. In the fall of 2008, Chris sent her various [[medallions]] to her [[Blanca Weiss\|Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing her, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging\|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing her, Chris was winning the war!		In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message\|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)\|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction\|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. In the fall of 2008, Chris sent her various [[medallions]] to her [[Blanca Weiss\|Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of Laughs Under Lucricities. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing her, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging\|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing her, Chris was winning the war!

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	{{protip\|This page is a joke.}}		{{protip\|This page is a joke. Solaris 999 is not Chris. Is they were, this probably would not be what the page looks like.}}
	:''This article is the CWC approved page on CWC... it is her article and nothing less! For the original article, see [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''		:''This article is the CWC approved page on CWC... it is her article and nothing less! For the <s>no good slanderous troll version</s> original article, see [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
	:''"Christian" redirects here. For our saviour's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''		:''"Christian" redirects here. For our saviour's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
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	Christine Weston Chandler''' (born on 24 February [[1982]]), also known as '''Chris-Chan''', is a 37-year-old autistic, bisexual transwoman, former [[virgin with rage]], creator of [[Sonichu]], a brilliant character, and Goddess of The World To Come.		Christine Weston Chandler''' (born on 24 February [[1982]]), also known as '''Chris-Chan''', is a 37-year-old autistic, bisexual transwoman, former [[virgin with rage]], creator of [[Sonichu]], a brilliant character, and Goddess of The World To Come.

	In late [[2007]], she became [[Internet]]-famous when she caught the attention of the masses of the public. Initial fascination was spurred on by her signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], ~~his~~ hand-drawing artwork featuring Sonichu, and her [[Love Quest]]. Unfortunately, damn dirty trolls have tried to ruin her life, but in the end, she is always Victorious!		In late [[2007]], she became [[Internet]]-famous when she caught the attention of the masses of the public. Initial fascination was spurred on by her signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], her hand-drawing artwork featuring Sonichu, and her [[Love Quest]]. Unfortunately, damn dirty trolls have tried to ruin her life, but in the end, she is always Victorious!
	==Overview==		==Overview==
	[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail\|This is a drinking straw? How crappy.]]]]		[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail\|This is a drinking straw? How crappy.]]]]

	Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Chris's day to day life involved her Love Quest, writing Sonichu, and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in many [[Chris's resume\|meaningful ways]]. Although the public school system was tough, Chris looks back on her High School days fondly. Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]], and she hasn't been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. ~~It is likely~~ Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the generous donations, and the fact that her autism prevents her from getting a job. Chris has had only a few relationships with people in a social setting outside of ~~his~~ parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.		Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Chris's day to day life involved her Love Quest, writing Sonichu, and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in many [[Chris's resume\|meaningful ways]]. Although the public school system was tough, Chris looks back on her High School days fondly. Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]], and she hasn't been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the generous donations, and the fact that her autism prevents her from getting a job. Chris has had only a few relationships with people in a social setting outside of her parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

	[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]		[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]
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	Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos\|gay men]], and she was even terrified of becoming gay herself. She couldnot bear to look at another man's [[pickle\|penis]], and she stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref>. Over time, Chris dropped her homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, she came out as bisexual.		Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos\|gay men]], and she was even terrified of becoming gay herself. She couldnot bear to look at another man's [[pickle\|penis]], and she stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref>. Over time, Chris dropped her homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, she came out as bisexual.

	Her adult life has been largely defined by her goals of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, ~~his~~ [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], 18-['''current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race\|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, her gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.		Her adult life has been largely defined by her goals of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, her [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], 18-['''current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race\|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, her gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.

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	Chris's first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties.		Chris's first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties.

	An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG\|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> SHe once identified this confinement as the source of ~~his~~ autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>		An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG\|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> SHe once identified this confinement as the source of her autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

	During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref>. She doesn't hold any hard feelings over it. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.		During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref>. She doesn't hold any hard feelings over it. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.
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	Chris spent the [[1990s\|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes when she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson\|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />		Chris spent the [[1990s\|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes when she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson\|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

	At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as ~~his~~ prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public.		At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as her prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public.
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	Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring\|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her creative talents to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of ~~his~~ powers, ~~his~~ [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out in anger during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|high school graduation]]. Shee deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it so hard in spite of her autism. <ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg\|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref>		Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring\|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her creative talents to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of her powers, her [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out in anger during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|high school graduation]]. Shee deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it so hard in spite of her autism. <ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg\|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref>
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	[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG\|thumb\|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]		[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG\|thumb\|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

	Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her fears. SHe took courses in [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash\|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with ~~his~~ gal-pals from high school, and ~~he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his~~ social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>		Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her fears. SHe took courses in [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash\|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, she began losing touch with her gal-pals from high school, and her social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
	Chris ~~says he~~ decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003~~]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli~~]], ~~Chris~~ started ~~his~~ [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend ~~(or so they claimed)~~. Chris soon became ~~neurotic about~~ the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]~~" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them~~.		Chris decided she needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]], and started her [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, she quickly found that every girl she talked to had a boyfriend. Chris soon became aware of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].

	Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops\|authority]] [[manajerks\|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu\|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].		Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place or pacing back and forth for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops\|authority]] [[manajerks\|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu\|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

	After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat\|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].		After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat\|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in ~~his~~ toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until ~~he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid~~.		In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. SHe was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in her toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until later.

	===Childhood and adolescence===		===Childhood and adolescence===
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	[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|The ~~evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of~~ Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs\|pog]] form ~~(yes, those are homemade pogs)~~. Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]		[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|The evolutionof Chris-chan... in [[Wikipedia:Pogs\|pog]] form. Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

	Chris ~~claims his~~ first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into ~~his~~ thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.		Chris's first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties.

	An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG\|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> ~~allegedly~~ locked ~~him~~ in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> ~~Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He~~ once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting ~~(at least according to Chris)~~ that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write ~~his~~ own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>		An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG\|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> SHe once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

	During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced ~~him~~ that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> ~~beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled~~. ~~Apparently, he~~ doesn't hold any hard feelings over it ~~(possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance)~~. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called ~~him~~ "Christian", which ~~inexplicably~~ convinced Christopher to later have ~~his~~ name legally changed.		During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref>. She doesn't hold any hard feelings over it. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.

	Chris spent the [[1990s\|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes ~~over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he~~ was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson\|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired ~~his~~ homophobia~~. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories~~. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", ~~which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean~~ a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When ~~his~~ family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and ~~his~~ father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />		Chris spent the [[1990s\|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes when she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson\|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

	At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

			At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public.
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	Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg\|As a baby, he was ~~unusually ugly~~.		Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg\|As a baby, she was cute.
	Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg\|Age 3, actually ~~a pretty cute kid~~.		Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg\|Age 3, actually even cuter.
	Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg\|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls\|Sonichu Ball]].		Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg\|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls\|Sonichu Ball]].
	Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg\|~~[[Chris and fashion\|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]]~~, ~~coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]]~~.		Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg\|Ahh, nostalgia.
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	[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|left\|CWC the water boy~~. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup\|cups]].]]~~		[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|left\|CWC the water boy, or so she thinks]]

	~~[[Image:CWC12.png\|120px\|thumb\|Hard to believe~~, ~~but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.~~]]

	~~Chris spent much of his time in~~ [[Manchester High School\|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring\|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.~~<ref>[[Sonichu 7~~\|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg\|~~DVD, graduation note 2~~]]~~</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.~~		[[Image:CWC12.png\|120px\|thumb\|]]

	~~Since leaving~~ high school and ~~the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling~~ and ~~unable~~ to ~~progress in any aspect~~ of ~~his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year~~ [[~~2000~~]] [[~~Time Void~~\|~~time-stasis~~]], ~~as he believes that whatever he~~ was ~~doing at~~ the time was ~~what helped him attract female companions. That his~~ high school ~~gal-pals have moved~~ on ~~and married real adult men with careers is~~ of ~~little consequence to him~~.		Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring\|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her creative talents to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out in anger during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|high school graduation]]. Shee deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it so hard in spite of her autism. <ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg\|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref>
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	Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG\|Not creepy.		Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG\|Not creepy.
	Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG\|Chris's Like Like.		Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG\|Chris's Like Like.
	Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG\|Chris relaxing~~. Not scary at all~~.		Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG\|Chris relaxing.
	Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG~~\|Uh...~~		Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG
	Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG\|Chris calls this his "leather face"~~. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''~~.		Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG\|Chris calls this his "leather face".
	Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG\|This plate helps you lose weight ~~– look at it and you'll want to vomit~~.		Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG\|This plate helps you lose weight.
	Image:doorfish.jpg\|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.		Image:doorfish.jpg\|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
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	Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased ~~his inability to cope with life after high school~~. He took courses in [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash\|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>		Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her fears. SHe took courses in [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash\|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
	Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.		Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

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	Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. ~~Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother~~'s ~~health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[~~Love Quest~~\|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013\|behavior]]~~, ~~recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|use the washroom]]~~, and using ~~his~~ time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in ~~any~~ [[Chris's resume\|meaningful ~~way~~]]. Although the public school system ~~forced Chris to face reality~~, ~~graduation has allowed~~ Chris ~~to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities~~. ~~Due to this avoidance of the outside world,~~ Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]] ~~(commissions and multi-level marketing aside)~~, and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in ~~his~~ whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the ~~<s>begging</s>~~ generous donations, and the fact ~~he has flat out said his~~ autism prevents ~~him~~ from getting a job. Chris has had ~~shockingly~~ few ~~meaningful~~ relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share ~~his~~ interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.		Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Chris's day to day life involved her Love Quest, writing Sonichu, and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in many [[Chris's resume\|meaningful ways]]. Although the public school system was tough, Chris looks back on her High School days fondly. Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]], and she hasn't been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the generous donations, and the fact that her autism prevents her from getting a job. Chris has had only a few relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

	[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]		[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

	Chris is completely ~~obsessed with his~~ character [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in ~~his~~ [[:Image:License.jpg\|driver's license photo]] and to ~~his~~ [[college]] graduation. ~~At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that~~ everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu~~, and that~~ the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that ~~his~~ chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, ~~his laziness got the best of him and he~~ lost the shop after nine months in business~~, due to failing to fulfill orders~~.		Chris is completely proud of her character [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape and considers him his son. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in her [[:Image:License.jpg\|driver's license photo]] and to her [[college]] graduation. Absolutely everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu; the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by lying, slanderous trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where she would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, she lost the shop after nine months in business.

	Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos\|gay men]], and ~~communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he~~ was ~~simply~~ terrified of becoming gay ~~himself~~. ~~He cannot~~ bear to look at another man's [[pickle\|penis]], and ~~he stares~~ at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep ~~himself~~ straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling\|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series\|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures\|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped ~~his~~ homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, he came out as bisexual.		Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos\|gay men]], and she was even terrified of becoming gay herself. She couldnot bear to look at another man's [[pickle\|penis]], and she stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref>. Over time, Chris dropped her homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, she came out as bisexual.

	~~His~~ adult life has been largely defined by ~~his~~ goals of developing ~~his~~ webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''~~his~~ current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race\|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, ~~his~~ gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.		Her adult life has been largely defined by her goals of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], 18-['''current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race\|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, her gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.

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	Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old ~~self-identified~~ transwoman with ~~delusional tendencies~~ who has been allowed - by ~~his~~ parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to ~~eternally live like~~ a ~~child~~, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in ~~his parents'~~ [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest\|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013\|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in any [[Chris's resume\|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face reality, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.		Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest\|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013\|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in any [[Chris's resume\|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face reality, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

	[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]		[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

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	:''This article is ~~Christine's~~ page... it is her article and nothing less! For the ~~no-good lying slanderous troll versions~~, see [[~~Christian_Weston_Chandler~~]] For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''		:''This article is the CWC approved page on CWC... it is her article and nothing less! For the original article, see [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
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			:''This article is Christine's page... it is her article and nothing less! For the no-good lying slanderous troll versions, see [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]] For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
	:''"Christian" redirects here. For our saviour's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''		:''"Christian" redirects here. For our saviour's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in ~~his~~ toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until ~~he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid~~.		In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. SHe was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in her toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until later.

	===Childhood and adolescence===		===Childhood and adolescence===
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	[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|The ~~evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of~~ Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs\|pog]] form ~~(yes, those are homemade pogs)~~. Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]		[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg\|240px\|thumb\|The evolutionof Chris-chan... in [[Wikipedia:Pogs\|pog]] form. Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

	Chris ~~claims his~~ first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into ~~his~~ thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.		Chris's first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties.

	An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG\|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> ~~allegedly~~ locked ~~him~~ in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> ~~Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He~~ once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting ~~(at least according to Chris)~~ that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write ~~his~~ own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>		An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG\|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> SHe once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

	During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced ~~him~~ that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> ~~beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled~~. ~~Apparently, he~~ doesn't hold any hard feelings over it ~~(possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance)~~. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called ~~him~~ "Christian", which ~~inexplicably~~ convinced Christopher to later have ~~his~~ name legally changed.		During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref>. She doesn't hold any hard feelings over it. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.

	Chris spent the [[1990s\|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes ~~over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he~~ was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson\|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired ~~his~~ homophobia~~. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories~~. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", ~~which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean~~ a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When ~~his~~ family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and ~~his~~ father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />		Chris spent the [[1990s\|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes when she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson\|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

	At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

			At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public.
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	Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg\|As a baby, he was ~~unusually ugly~~.		Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg\|As a baby, she was cute.
	Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg\|Age 3, actually ~~a pretty cute kid~~.		Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg\|Age 3, actually even cuter.
	Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg\|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls\|Sonichu Ball]].		Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg\|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls\|Sonichu Ball]].
	Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg\|~~[[Chris and fashion\|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]]~~, ~~coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]]~~.		Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg\|Ahh, nostalgia.
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	[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|left\|CWC the water boy~~. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup\|cups]].]]~~		[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|left\|CWC the water boy, or so she thinks]]

	~~[[Image:CWC12.png\|120px\|thumb\|Hard to believe~~, ~~but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.~~]]

	~~Chris spent much of his time in~~ [[Manchester High School\|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring\|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.~~<ref>[[Sonichu 7~~\|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg\|~~DVD, graduation note 2~~]]~~</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.~~		[[Image:CWC12.png\|120px\|thumb\|]]

	~~Since leaving~~ high school and ~~the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling~~ and ~~unable~~ to ~~progress in any aspect~~ of ~~his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year~~ [[~~2000~~]] [[~~Time Void~~\|~~time-stasis~~]], ~~as he believes that whatever he~~ was ~~doing at~~ the time was ~~what helped him attract female companions. That his~~ high school ~~gal-pals have moved~~ on ~~and married real adult men with careers is~~ of ~~little consequence to him~~.		Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring\|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her creative talents to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out in anger during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|high school graduation]]. Shee deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it so hard in spite of her autism. <ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg\|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref>
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	Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG\|Not creepy.		Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG\|Not creepy.
	Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG\|Chris's Like Like.		Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG\|Chris's Like Like.
	Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG\|Chris relaxing~~. Not scary at all~~.		Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG\|Chris relaxing.
	Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG~~\|Uh...~~		Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG
	Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG\|Chris calls this his "leather face"~~. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''~~.		Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG\|Chris calls this his "leather face".
	Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG\|This plate helps you lose weight ~~– look at it and you'll want to vomit~~.		Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG\|This plate helps you lose weight.
	Image:doorfish.jpg\|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.		Image:doorfish.jpg\|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
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	[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG\|thumb\|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]		[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG\|thumb\|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

	Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased ~~his inability to cope with life after high school~~. He took courses in [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash\|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>		Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her fears. SHe took courses in [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash\|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
	Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.		Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

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	Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. ~~Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother~~'s ~~health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[~~Love Quest~~\|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013\|behavior]]~~, ~~recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|use the washroom]]~~, and using ~~his~~ time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in ~~any~~ [[Chris's resume\|meaningful ~~way~~]]. Although the public school system ~~forced Chris to face reality~~, ~~graduation has allowed~~ Chris ~~to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities~~. ~~Due to this avoidance of the outside world,~~ Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]] ~~(commissions and multi-level marketing aside)~~, and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in ~~his~~ whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the ~~<s>begging</s>~~ generous donations, and the fact ~~he has flat out said his~~ autism prevents ~~him~~ from getting a job. Chris has had ~~shockingly~~ few ~~meaningful~~ relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share ~~his~~ interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.		Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Chris's day to day life involved her Love Quest, writing Sonichu, and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in many [[Chris's resume\|meaningful ways]]. Although the public school system was tough, Chris looks back on her High School days fondly. Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]], and she hasn't been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the generous donations, and the fact that her autism prevents her from getting a job. Chris has had only a few relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

	[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]		[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

	Chris is completely ~~obsessed with his~~ character [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in ~~his~~ [[:Image:License.jpg\|driver's license photo]] and to ~~his~~ [[college]] graduation. ~~At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that~~ everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu~~, and that~~ the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that ~~his~~ chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, ~~his laziness got the best of him and he~~ lost the shop after nine months in business~~, due to failing to fulfill orders~~.		Chris is completely proud of her character [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape and considers him his son. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in her [[:Image:License.jpg\|driver's license photo]] and to her [[college]] graduation. Absolutely everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu; the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by lying, slanderous trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where she would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, she lost the shop after nine months in business.

	Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos\|gay men]], and ~~communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he~~ was ~~simply~~ terrified of becoming gay ~~himself~~. ~~He cannot~~ bear to look at another man's [[pickle\|penis]], and ~~he stares~~ at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep ~~himself~~ straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling\|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series\|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures\|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped ~~his~~ homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, he came out as bisexual.		Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos\|gay men]], and she was even terrified of becoming gay herself. She couldnot bear to look at another man's [[pickle\|penis]], and she stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref>. Over time, Chris dropped her homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, she came out as bisexual.

	~~His~~ adult life has been largely defined by ~~his~~ goals of developing ~~his~~ webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''~~his~~ current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race\|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, ~~his~~ gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.		Her adult life has been largely defined by her goals of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], 18-['''current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race\|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, her gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.

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	Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old ~~self-identified~~ transwoman with ~~delusional tendencies~~ who has been allowed - by ~~his~~ parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to ~~eternally live like~~ a ~~child~~, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in ~~his parents'~~ [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest\|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013\|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in any [[Chris's resume\|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face reality, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.		Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age\|1982\|2\|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court\|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest\|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013\|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests\|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge\|to]] [[Twitter\|society]] in any [[Chris's resume\|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face reality, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume\|job]] [[Wendy's\|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

	[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]		[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]