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YawningSquirtleRedux at 08:31, 1 May 2010

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	Barb is his main supporter/slavedriver (He hates Bob), and she is a fat, lazing, obnoxious woman. Chris, upon whom she impresses herself quite forcefully at times, is a fat, lazing obnoxious man. A link here amirite?		Barb is his main supporter/slavedriver (He hates Bob), and she is a fat, lazing, obnoxious woman. Chris, upon whom she impresses herself quite forcefully at times, is a fat, lazing obnoxious man. A link here amirite?

			==Chris and drugs==

			I wish he could meet a pretty boyfriend-free girl who'd go to a bar with him.

			Then spike his drink with ketamine or something. Fuck yeah.

			Or in the style of the choose-your-own adventure, he'd just get some pills and space out. That would be pretty awesome too.

			Shit, I spend too much time on PVCC.

YawningSquirtleRedux at 13:33, 24 April 2010

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	Dunno, need to track down all mentions of Chris and food first.		Dunno, need to track down all mentions of Chris and food first.

			==Chris and Snorlax==

			Fuck it, there's so much that is guessed about these two, and I'd like to be able to substantiate some of the claims, especially the Munchausen-esque ones about Barb keeping the man down.

			Barb is his main supporter/slavedriver (He hates Bob), and she is a fat, lazing, obnoxious woman. Chris, upon whom she impresses herself quite forcefully at times, is a fat, lazing obnoxious man. A link here amirite?

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==Chris and his diet==

We all know Chris' diet is shit, and the he eats far too much crap, but what actually ''is'' his diet? The only times I can remember specific foodstuffs being mentioned are:

Spaghetti; on the [[Emily]] date, which he actually shared with Bob (something he says he always does there).
Chicken and Salad; during the [[Jackie Emails]]
MacDonalds; during various occasions (but then I used to eat a fair bit of it myself).
Various restaurant chains, but who knows what he actually orders. Not everything there is deep-fried fat.

With the exception of Macdonalds, there's nothing hideously unhealthy going on there. His exceptionally sedentary lifestyle/low metabolism could account for the bulk of the weight gain- the more fat you have, the more fat you put on, and he's not burning it off ever, so it does play a part in all this.

Dunno, need to track down all mentions of Chris and food first.