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	~~'''Vanessa IRC Chat 5''' is the fifth chat between [[Chris]] and [[Joshua Martinez]], an old [[Chris's Education~~#~~James Madison University\|acquaintance]] pretending to be~~ [[Vanessa ~~Hudgens]]. It took place on 20 April 2009.~~		#redirect [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]]


	~~==Summary==~~

	This is another chat mainly focussed on setting up a meeting between Chris and Vanessa. He agrees to wear his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] hat. He claims to be in the process of making a [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"\|wedding video]] for Ivy.

	~~==Transcript==~~


	~~<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:28:43 PM):''' well walk around the campus then with a sign then~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:28:58 PM):''' with a hudge hat~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:28:59 PM):''' do you want me to go to a hotel and meet you there, is that what you're saying?~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua(10:29:19 PM):''' meet me tomorrow at the campus~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:25 PM):''' okay.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:29:26 PM):''' around 1:00pm~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:29:31 PM):''' with a sign~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua(10:29:35 PM):''' saying~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:41 PM):''' your name?~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:29:57 PM):''' yes~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:30:44 PM):''' and my name and after that says im here im here im here its me!! with a smily face on it~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:31:08 PM):''' okay, sounds good.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:31:49 PM):''' 1:00 on the JMU campus; I will have the sign; you have my pictures, so you'll be able to recognize me.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:31:51 PM):''' you have a cat in hat?~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:31:54 PM):''' Hat?~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:32:07 PM):''' yes, I can wear my PaRappa the Rapper Hat.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:33:29 PM):''' and I will have the four videos I had on that CD-R for you to copy to your laptop on my PSP.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:33:42 PM):''' and a USB cable to hook the two up with.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:34:11 PM):''' but formatted to be compatible with most other programs.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:34:18 PM):''' *video viewing programs.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:50:10 PM):''' you'll in love with Ivy?~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:15 PM):''' yes I am.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:22 PM):''' very much.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:50 PM):''' today was our 2nd month anniversary from since we started communicating with each other on the telephone.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:59 PM):''' *our cell phones.~~
	</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:52:14 PM):''' I sent her an animated greeting card, and I just printed the details she sent me for a new music video I'll be working on this week. similar to the "Holding Out For a Hero" video I did a while back.
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:53:45 PM):''' except the song is Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back To Me", and the story is our fantasy future wedding~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:54:06 PM):''' LOTS of drawing to do and such.~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:54:25 PM):''' :)~~
	~~</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:55:54 PM):''' I am looking forward to starting on the project. The previous music video took me 2 nights and 3 days to put together.</font>~~

	~~[''~~Chat ~~ends'']~~


	~~{{succession\|label=[[Vanessa IRC Chats]]\|prevlink=[[Vanessa IRC Chat 4]]\|nextlink=[[Vanessa IRC Chat 6]]\|}}~~

	~~[[Category:IRC~~]]

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	'''Vanessa IRC Chat 5''' is the fifth chat between [[Chris]] and [[Joshua Martinez]], an old [[Chris's Education#James Madison University\|acquaintance]] pretending to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]].		'''Vanessa IRC Chat 5''' is the fifth chat between [[Chris]] and [[Joshua Martinez]], an old [[Chris's Education#James Madison University\|acquaintance]] pretending to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. It took place on 20 April 2009.

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 </font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:54:25 PM):''' :)
 </font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:55:54 PM):''' I am looking forward to starting on the project.  The previous music video took me 2 nights and 3 days to put together.</font>

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I was almost not going to post this due to lack of lulz, then towards the end when he starts acting tough and talks about how attractive he is I decided it had to be posted.

 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:33:45 PM):''' she's okay. but now she's giving me a mean-eye; your bodyguards did a background check on me, with my run-ins with the police.
 '''Joshua (11:33:57 PM):''' yeah
 '''Joshua (11:34:53 PM):''' they do alot of background check alot bc they care for me
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:38 PM):''' I understand.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:49 PM):''' I just typed up what happened with the police to Emily.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:04 PM):''' would you like to know too?
 '''Joshua (11:36:10 PM):''' sure
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:20 PM):''' This was in my EARLIER days of my Sweetheart Search Years Ago; I got handcuffed for "solicitation" and "loitering"; my attraction method for finding women was a sign stating that I was a single male, seeking a boyfriend-free woman. I learned a year or two later from my mother's words that having the sign by my side made me look retarded, and gave a possible impression of selling sex, which was NOT the case.
 '''Joshua (11:36:56 PM):''' oh
 '''Joshua (11:37:49 PM):''' yeah emily very cute girl
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:38:42 PM):''' Ivy is a beautiful girl too. Next time you talk to Harleen, or I meet you (whichever comes first), you may ask Harleen about Ivy; they were close friends.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:16 PM):''' she may also confidentially share a picture with you, if I don't first.
 '''Joshua (11:39:27 PM):''' ok
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:54 PM):''' yesterday was our 2-month anniversary since we started talking to each other on the phones.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:08 PM):''' I sent her a fun animated greeting e-card
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:38 PM):''' and I'm going to create a new music video for her, where the story is a fantasy wedding between me and her.
 '''Joshua (11:41:45 PM):''' oh ic
 '''Joshua (11:42:29 PM):''' you should send emily some pic's of you
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:42:42 PM):''' the new video was her idea, and I delightfully agreed to it; she e-mailed me some of her details for the wedding. She wanted me to redraw "Home Movies"' Coach McGuirk for her father. :D
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:43:12 PM):''' I tried; she is not using an AOL client that can receive files on the AIM, or even in e-mail to her AIM address.
 '''Joshua (11:45:55 PM):''' Have you try Sex on the Beach?
 '''Joshua (11:48:30 PM):''' ??
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:48:44 PM):''' I'm sorry; I just accidentally angered Emily.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:30 PM):''' She said that after I made up for missing y'all with lunch next tuesday, she'll do something for me; I misunderstood and said a wrong thing with no intention of harm.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:34 PM):''' :(
 '''Joshua (11:50:48 PM):''' ok
 '''Joshua (11:51:08 PM):''' well you need to be nice
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:54:36 PM):''' that's not easy to think up on the spot, but I just explained how I can relate to how she feels about my mistake.
 '''Joshua (11:54:49 PM):''' k
 '''Joshua (11:54:58 PM):''' you have a mic?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:05 PM):''' yeah, but hang on for a bit.
 '''Joshua (11:55:18 PM):''' say sorry to her on the mic
 '''Joshua (11:58:13 PM):''' she's very Sexy
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:35 PM):''' I'm sure of that, but I'm just confiding in her about a piece of my past with encyclopedia dramatica.
 '''Joshua (11:59:44 PM):''' ok
 '''Joshua (12:06:17 AM):''' so what you think about emily?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:50 AM):''' she's a good girl.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:35 AM):''' she is understanding of my past situation, and I think she's feeling empathetic for me too.
 '''Joshua (12:07:48 AM):''' kool
 '''Joshua (12:10:37 AM):''' so ask me something you think Ivy is the 1 for you?
 '''Joshua (12:11:15 AM):''' ?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:58 AM):''' God told me so in his own words, and I've told you the true story about the previous music video and my fixed biological clock.
 '''Joshua (12:13:18 AM):''' if you amd Ivy have a girl what would u Name it?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:23 AM):''' Crystal
 '''Joshua (12:13:27 AM):''' if it was a Boy?
 '''Joshua (12:13:33 AM):''' i mean the whole name
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:34 AM):''' Reginald, or her choice.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:41 AM):''' girl: Crystal Weston Chandler
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:06 AM):''' boy, Reginald (her choice for middle name and/or different first name) Chandler.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:44 AM):''' Crystal is just a pretty name, and I have had NUMEROUS DREAMS where I had my daughter in my arms, and her name was always Crystal Weston Chandler.
 '''Joshua (12:17:55 AM):''' so i heard you know Karate?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:55 AM):''' I just finished talking to Emily; she's cool with me again; it is scheduled for a second attempt next tuesday.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:59 AM):''' a bit
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:51 AM):''' meeting in the Cafeteria/Ballroom building. Let's plan on meeting in front of the Ballroom entrance, just down the hall from the info desk on the 2nd floor.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:27 AM):''' I can do a karate kick and chop, but I don't consider myself a blackbelt.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:29 AM):''' :)
 '''Joshua (12:20:33 AM):''' so you think you good as Joshua?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:50 AM):''' he's probably better than me at karate, but I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:05 AM):''' the chair alone is Heavy.
 '''Joshua (12:23:31 AM):''' so why dont you try Karate on Joshua
 '''Joshua (12:23:33 AM):''' ?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:08 AM):''' I don't want to accidentally hurt him; I am a peaceful-type gentleman.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:21 AM):''' but I can put up a good defense and offense when provoked.
 '''Joshua (12:25:27 AM):''' so you think Joshua can beat you in Karate?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:39 AM):''' most likely. lol
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:57 AM):''' but even I would be surprised if I could even pin him down.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:03 AM):''' he's slightly taller than me.
 '''Joshua (12:26:21 AM):''' that dont mean nothing
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:33 AM):''' I see that.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:59 AM):''' but, yeah, I honestly think he would beat up my ass if he wanted to.
 '''Joshua (12:27:05 AM):''' would you like too try it on Joshua?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:27:29 AM):''' IDK, maybe.
 '''Joshua (12:28:09 AM):''' ask him
 '''Joshua (12:28:15 AM):''' you should try
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:05 AM):''' I guess. lol but I feel kinda shy about it.
 '''Joshua (12:32:07 AM):''' well try it om Joshua this week
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:22 AM):''' next time I see him, I'll ask.
 '''Joshua (12:32:43 AM):''' he's gona say yes bc i know him really well
 '''Joshua (12:34:05 AM):''' what gona happen if you get ur ass kicked?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:19 AM):''' hopefully I won't be hurt soo bad I would require an ambulance, but I'd probably cry and weep from the pain for a short moment to a while.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:37:26 AM):''' between being pinned down by the Nathanel Greene Elementary school staff in the 4th grade, being handcuffed and dragged, having my head rubbed vigorously on a carpet to make me shed bloddy tears.
 '''Joshua (12:41:04 AM):''' ur wanny try it see how good you are?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:41:36 AM):''' alright; a later time I see him, I'll ask him.
 '''Joshua (12:42:31 AM):''' so how you know ur Karate?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:43 AM):''' learned it from television mostly.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:45 AM):''' and movies
 '''Joshua (12:43:19 AM):''' so that makes you good from watching it?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:44:15 AM):''' anyway, I have published a set of 8 questions on Sonichu, and 8 on myself. I'm not saying, but I have actually tried my karate in high school while I was in the gym, and in the lavatory so I don't have to touch the handle with my hands.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:28 AM):''' after we meet, I will let you watch my crazy nudie audition you requested, as well as my test of strength.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:41 AM):''' those were on the CD-R.
 '''Joshua (12:48:18 AM):''' if joshua kick ur ass so bad and mess you face up how ur gona feel about it?
 '''Joshua (12:48:41 AM):''' ??
 '''Joshua (12:48:45 AM):''' just wounder
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:49:43 AM):''' A SHITLOAD OF PAIN, Physical, and Emotional; I would feel like my face is not as nice as it looks now, or before then, and that I would probably look like a hideous beast no woman would ever want. :(
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:14 AM):''' I feel like I could cry just imagining that... :_(