Virgin with rage - Revision history

Amanitie at 12:18, 27 September 2024

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	'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[Chris and stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[Chris and anger\|rage]].		'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[Chris and stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[Chris and anger\|rage]].

	~~Chris was~~ very self-conscious about ~~being a virgin~~, ~~and~~ frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.		Despite being very self-conscious about his virginity, Chris frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

	In [[April 2012]], Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as [[Mia Hamm]]. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.		In [[April 2012]], Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as [[Mia Hamm]]. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.
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	Chris was extremely distressed about the possibility of being destined to be a virgin forever.		Chris was extremely distressed about the possibility of being destined to be a virgin forever.

	{{quote\|Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.\|Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]].}}		{{quote\|Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|flying crazily off the handle]] at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.\|Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]].}}

	Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't, by giving her random and unwanted touches.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q&A#Chris_and_Megan]]</ref>		Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't, by giving her random and unwanted touches.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q&A#Chris_and_Megan]]</ref>
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	[[Category:CWC-isms]]		[[Category:CWC-isms]]
			[[Category:Love Quest]]

Y0h 513nn R3n: /* References by Chris */

2023-04-18T14:28:09Z

References by Chris

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	*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!\|plea for sex]] to [[the Wallflower]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."		*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!\|plea for sex]] to [[the Wallflower]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."
	*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".		*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".
			*[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], where he says "The virgin-breaker needs to happen BEFORE adulthood arrives, because being an adult virgin SUUUCKS."

	==A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)==		==A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)==

WarnerBro at 14:02, 7 April 2023

2023-04-07T14:02:33Z

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	[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg\|thumb\|[[Autism\|WHY?!]]]]		[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg\|thumb\|[[Autism\|WHY?!]]]]

	'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[rage]].		'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[Chris and stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[Chris and anger\|rage]].

	Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.		Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

Iloveducks at 07:32, 31 March 2023

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	'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[rage]].		'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[rage]].

	Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of ~~[[Un-clit\|~~the few times he has learned from his mistakes]].		Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

	In [[April 2012]], Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as [[Mia Hamm]]. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.		In [[April 2012]], Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as [[Mia Hamm]]. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.

RoseSparrow: /* A virgin no more (but with rage all the same) */

2022-12-12T14:02:10Z

A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)

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	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of [[Mia Hamm]]. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

	Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].		Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].

KingClark: /* Aftermath */

2022-03-27T11:00:41Z

Aftermath

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	==Aftermath==		==Aftermath==
	Despite his hopes, losing his virginity did not appear to make Chris any happier. His [[Twitter]] and Facebook updates in the weeks, months, and years since showed him sliding deeper into depression. An April 2012 post on Twitter stated, "The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. I still require my Sweetheart. :_( ...<3" In August 2013, Chris even mentioned that he was more stressed, and in [[August 2014]], the ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' [[Saga]]--which saw Chris incensed over a very small change to a video game franchise and would eventually lead to him [[26 December 2014\|committing a felony]]--began.		Despite his hopes, losing his virginity did not appear to make Chris any happier. His [[Twitter]] and Facebook updates in the weeks, months, and years since showed him sliding deeper into depression. An April 2012 post on Twitter stated, "The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. I still require my Sweetheart. :_( ...<3" In August 2013, Chris even mentioned that he was more stressed, and in [[August 2014]], the ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' [[Saga]] – which saw Chris incensed over a very small change to a video game franchise and would eventually lead to him [[26 December 2014\|committing a felony]] – began.

	~~Since~~ the [[Idea Guys]] planted their ideas into Chris's mind, however, Chris ~~has~~ found a (relatively) more fulfilling way to conclude his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]]~~...~~by getting into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]] [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Sylvana]], and [[Mewtwo]]. For what it's worth, he ''~~seems~~'' to be genuinely happier than he did when pursuing real-world [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC\|tom-tom for his duck to pound]], so there's that.		After the [[Idea Guys]] planted their ideas into Chris's mind, however, Chris had found a (relatively) more fulfilling way to conclude his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] – by getting into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]] [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Sylvana]], and [[Mewtwo]]. For what it's worth, he ''seemed'' to be genuinely happier than he did when pursuing real-world [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC\|tom-tom for his duck to pound]], so there's that. Unfortunately, Chris was ultimately not satisfied with this, and eventually got around to [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his own mother]] to satisfy his urges – [[Jail Saga\|to predictable results]] once people found out about who his boyfriend-free girl was.

	{{References}}		{{References}}

UmJammer Lammy at 00:03, 30 October 2021

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	* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].		* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].

	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to ~~[http://www.backpage.com~~ Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Aftermath */

2021-03-18T00:10:42Z

Aftermath

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	==Aftermath==		==Aftermath==
	Despite his hopes, losing his virginity did not appear to make Chris any happier. His [[Twitter]] and Facebook updates in the weeks, months, and years since showed him sliding deeper into depression. An April 2012 post on Twitter stated, "The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. I still require my Sweetheart. :_( ...<3" In August 2013, Chris even mentioned that he was more stressed, and in [[August 2014]], the ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' [[Saga]] began.		Despite his hopes, losing his virginity did not appear to make Chris any happier. His [[Twitter]] and Facebook updates in the weeks, months, and years since showed him sliding deeper into depression. An April 2012 post on Twitter stated, "The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. I still require my Sweetheart. :_( ...<3" In August 2013, Chris even mentioned that he was more stressed, and in [[August 2014]], the ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' [[Saga]]--which saw Chris incensed over a very small change to a video game franchise and would eventually lead to him [[26 December 2014\|committing a felony]]--began.

	Since the [[Idea Guys]] planted their ideas into Chris's mind, however, Chris has found a (relatively) more fulfilling way to conclude his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]]... By getting into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]] [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Sylvana]], and [[Mewtwo]]. For what it's worth, he ''seems'' to be genuinely happier than he did when pursuing real-world [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC\|~~Tom~~-~~Tom~~ for his ~~Duck~~ to pound]], so there's that.		Since the [[Idea Guys]] planted their ideas into Chris's mind, however, Chris has found a (relatively) more fulfilling way to conclude his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]]...by getting into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]] [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Sylvana]], and [[Mewtwo]]. For what it's worth, he ''seems'' to be genuinely happier than he did when pursuing real-world [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC\|tom-tom for his duck to pound]], so there's that.

	{{References}}		{{References}}

KingClark at 20:47, 26 September 2020

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	*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".		*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".

	==~~No longer a~~ virgin (~~No word on~~ the ~~rage~~)==		==A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)==
	[[Image:Virginbreaker.png\|thumb\|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]		[[Image:Virginbreaker.png\|thumb\|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

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	* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].		* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].

	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex.		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

KingClark: /* No longer a virgin (No word on the rage) */

2020-09-26T01:21:54Z

No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)

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	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex.		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex.

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his ~~ongoing~~ [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

	Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].		Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].

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	[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg\|thumb\|[[Autism\|WHY?!]]]]		[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg\|thumb\|[[Autism\|WHY?!]]]]

	'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[rage]].		'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[Chris and stress\|frustration]] and, well, [[Chris and anger\|rage]].

	Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.		Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content\|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

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	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of [[Mia Hamm]]. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

	Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].		Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].

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	* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].		* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].

	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to ~~[http://www.backpage.com~~ Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

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	*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".		*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".

	==~~No longer a~~ virgin (~~No word on~~ the ~~rage~~)==		==A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)==
	[[Image:Virginbreaker.png\|thumb\|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]		[[Image:Virginbreaker.png\|thumb\|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

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	* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].		* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest\|one night stand]].

	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex.		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

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	Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex.		Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012\|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to [http://www.backpage.com Backpage.com], a website well-known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex.

	In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his ~~ongoing~~ [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).		In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29\|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic\|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

	Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].		Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law\|has committed yet another crime]].