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WarnerBro: /* There are (and always will be) much better targets than Chris */

2026-09-09T04:21:46Z

There are (and always will be) much better targets than Chris

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	===There are (and always will be) much better targets than Chris===		===There are (and always will be) much better targets than Chris===
	If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not make yourself useful and apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl\|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|numerous]] [[Honest Content\|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his ego\|per]][[Chris and reality\|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy\|ali]][[Chris and ~~Remorse~~\|ty]] [[Chris and anger\|fla]][[Chris and race\|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel\|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|other hate groups]], [[white knight\|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss\|abusive lovers]] and [[~~Barb~~\|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez\|scam artists]], [[pedofork\|pedophiles]] or otherwise adults who seek out the underaged, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy\|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan\|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut\|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise\|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers\|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[~~A-Logging\|~~A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.		If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not make yourself useful and apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl\|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|numerous]] [[Honest Content\|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his ego\|per]][[Chris and reality\|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy\|ali]][[Chris and remorse\|ty]] [[Chris and anger\|fla]][[Chris and race\|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel\|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|other hate groups]], [[white knight\|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss\|abusive lovers]] and [[Barbara Chandler\|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez\|scam artists]], [[pedofork\|pedophiles]] or otherwise adults who seek out the underaged, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy\|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan\|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut\|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise\|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers\|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

	Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get Laughs Under Lucricities, the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.		Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get Laughs Under Lucricities, the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.

WarnerBro at 00:07, 31 August 2026

2026-08-31T00:07:57Z

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	* Trolling plans (no matter how elaborate) that end up failing.		* Trolling plans (no matter how elaborate) that end up failing.
	* Taking advantage of Chris by pretending to [[White-Knights\|white-knight]] him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.		* Taking advantage of Chris by pretending to [[White-Knights\|white-knight]] him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
	* Prank-calling Chris or his mother Barbara.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240202070152/https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592></ref><ref>https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592</ref>. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only\|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]", "[[Ian Brandon Anderson\|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|SOMETHING]]!", or other ancient memes.		* [[Prank calls\|Prank-calling]] Chris or his mother Barbara.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240202070152/https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592></ref><ref>https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592</ref>. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only\|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]", "[[Ian Brandon Anderson\|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|SOMETHING]]!", or other ancient memes.
	* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris's name and address. Not only is this just ''annoying'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.		* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris's name and address. Not only is this just ''annoying'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.
	* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging\|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.		* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging\|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.

WarnerBro at 00:06, 31 August 2026

2026-08-31T00:06:05Z

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	* Trolling plans (no matter how elaborate) that end up failing.		* Trolling plans (no matter how elaborate) that end up failing.
	* Taking advantage of Chris by pretending to [[White ~~knight~~\|white-knight]] him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.		* Taking advantage of Chris by pretending to [[White-Knights\|white-knight]] him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
	* Prank-calling Chris or his mother Barbara.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240202070152/https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592></ref><ref>https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592</ref>. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only\|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]", "[[Ian Brandon Anderson\|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|SOMETHING]]!", or other ancient memes.		* Prank-calling Chris or his mother Barbara.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240202070152/https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592></ref><ref>https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592</ref>. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only\|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]", "[[Ian Brandon Anderson\|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|SOMETHING]]!", or other ancient memes.
	* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris's name and address. Not only is this just ''annoying'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.		* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris's name and address. Not only is this just ''annoying'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.

WarnerBro at 22:15, 20 August 2026

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	{{quote\|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?\|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike\|a ween]] attempting to [[prank calls\|prank call]] Chris.}}		{{quote\|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?\|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike\|a ween]] attempting to [[prank calls\|prank call]] Chris.}}
	{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}		{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]], attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

	'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation\|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, albeit much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>		'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation\|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, albeit much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>

WarnerBro at 21:53, 20 August 2026

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	{{quote\|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?\|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike\|a ween]] attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}		{{quote\|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?\|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike\|a ween]] attempting to [[prank calls\|prank call]] Chris.}}
	{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}		{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

Clockwork Hydra: /* Even if you do succeed, you will likely regret it later */

2026-07-23T23:19:39Z

Even if you do succeed, you will likely regret it later

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	All too often, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds\|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork\|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In\|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself\|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]], even after [[BlueSpike#Today\|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him, all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.		All too often, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds\|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork\|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In\|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself\|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]], even after [[BlueSpike#Today\|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him, all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.

	To add to the irony, people who didn't even intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by ~~various~~ unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially ~~since~~ [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited\|he openly ~~made~~ peace with Chris in 2018?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or one of her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] likes being constantly reminded by weens of [[28 October 2011\|being harassed and hit by a car]] through misguided attempts to praise him, or [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Today\|being tormented about said events almost ''a decade'' later, on the guestbook of his own father's funeral?]] In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.		To add to the irony, people who didn't even intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially after [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited\|openly making peace with Chris in 2018?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or one of her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] likes being constantly reminded by weens of [[28 October 2011\|being harassed and hit by a car]] through misguided attempts to praise him, or [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Today\|being tormented about said events almost ''a decade'' later, on the guestbook of his own father's funeral?]] In all these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

	===There is absolutely nothing left to gain the community surrounding Chris===		===There is absolutely nothing left to gain the community surrounding Chris===

Master: /* Examples of weening */

2026-05-13T10:59:58Z

Examples of weening

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	* Impersonating Christorical Figures		* Impersonating Christorical Figures
	* Even cringier still, [[March 2025 social media posts#AI Sarah x Wes\|attempting to make AI art]] copying Chris's style, and claiming you commissioned him to make it.		* Even cringier still, [[March 2025 social media posts#AI Sarah x Wes\|attempting to make AI art]] copying Chris's style, and claiming you commissioned him to make it.
	* Sending somebody on {{w\|Grindr}} to ~~14BLC~~ to bug Barb		* Sending somebody on {{w\|Grindr}} to 14BC to bug Barb
	* Worst of all, [[Chris and the law\|breaking the law]] and [[A-Logging#There.27s_no_legal_defense_over_attacking_Chris_for_real\|needlessly risking a life-altering criminal record]] in pursuit of lulz. This includes, but is certainly not limited to; vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court\|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking and harassment of him, his mother and the rest of their extended family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys\|extortion]], or [[Death threats\|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. This also applies to aiding and/or encouraging other weens or Chris himself to do so. '''We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, ''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''''		* Worst of all, [[Chris and the law\|breaking the law]] and [[A-Logging#There.27s_no_legal_defense_over_attacking_Chris_for_real\|needlessly risking a life-altering criminal record]] in pursuit of lulz. This includes, but is certainly not limited to; vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court\|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking and harassment of him, his mother and the rest of their extended family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys\|extortion]], or [[Death threats\|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. This also applies to aiding and/or encouraging other weens or Chris himself to do so. '''We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, ''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''''

Master: /* Examples of weening */

2026-05-13T10:57:46Z

Examples of weening

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	* Impersonating Christorical Figures		* Impersonating Christorical Figures
	* Even cringier still, [[March 2025 social media posts#AI Sarah x Wes\|attempting to make AI art]] copying Chris's style, and claiming you commissioned him to make it.		* Even cringier still, [[March 2025 social media posts#AI Sarah x Wes\|attempting to make AI art]] copying Chris's style, and claiming you commissioned him to make it.
			* Sending somebody on {{w\|Grindr}} to 14BLC to bug Barb
	* Worst of all, [[Chris and the law\|breaking the law]] and [[A-Logging#There.27s_no_legal_defense_over_attacking_Chris_for_real\|needlessly risking a life-altering criminal record]] in pursuit of lulz. This includes, but is certainly not limited to; vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court\|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking and harassment of him, his mother and the rest of their extended family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys\|extortion]], or [[Death threats\|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. This also applies to aiding and/or encouraging other weens or Chris himself to do so. '''We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, ''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''''		* Worst of all, [[Chris and the law\|breaking the law]] and [[A-Logging#There.27s_no_legal_defense_over_attacking_Chris_for_real\|needlessly risking a life-altering criminal record]] in pursuit of lulz. This includes, but is certainly not limited to; vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court\|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking and harassment of him, his mother and the rest of their extended family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys\|extortion]], or [[Death threats\|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. This also applies to aiding and/or encouraging other weens or Chris himself to do so. '''We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, ''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''''

WarnerBro: /* Examples of weening */

2026-04-05T04:01:19Z

Examples of weening

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	* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages. It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to "get a job" has become ween lingo.		* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages. It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to "get a job" has become ween lingo.
	* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.		* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
	* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.		* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], [[Cole Smithey\|Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.
	* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' and [[CWCville\|where it takes place]] as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series\|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth. Double dumbass points if your fan work is even more [[Chris and art\|grotesque]], [[Episode 21\|gory]], or [[Episode 17\|perverse]] than ''Sonichu'' already is, as seen in the picture below-right. Triple dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].		* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' and [[CWCville\|where it takes place]] as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series\|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth. Double dumbass points if your fan work is even more [[Chris and art\|grotesque]], [[Episode 21\|gory]], or [[Episode 17\|perverse]] than ''Sonichu'' already is, as seen in the picture below-right. Triple dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
	* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.		* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.

WarnerBro at 06:14, 29 March 2026

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	{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}		{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

	'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation\|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, ~~albiet~~ much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>		'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation\|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, albeit much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>

	Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.		Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.
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	===Your idea is probably not original===		===Your idea is probably not original===
	[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]		[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]
	Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails\|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame,<ref group=note>This idea worked once in the right circumstances; there's no need to repeat it now, where Chris believes he's a goddess and a ~~reincarnate~~ of Jesus.</ref> or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos\|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train\|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In\|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done (for example, ''"what if we got his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"''). In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris, who would very likely figure out where you're going with it too.		Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails\|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame,<ref group=note>This idea worked once in the right circumstances; there's no need to repeat it now, where Chris believes he's a goddess and a reincarnation of Jesus.</ref> or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos\|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train\|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In\|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done (for example, ''"what if we got his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"''). In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris, who would very likely figure out where you're going with it too.

	===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===		===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===

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	{{quote\|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?\|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike\|a ween]] attempting to [[prank calls\|prank call]] Chris.}}		{{quote\|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?\|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike\|a ween]] attempting to [[prank calls\|prank call]] Chris.}}
	{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}		{{quote\|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage\|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️\|[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]], attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

	'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation\|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, albeit much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>		'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation\|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, albeit much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>