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WarnerBro: /* Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby */

2026-04-30T22:11:07Z

Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby

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	[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]		[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

	In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.		In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, [[List of unheroic protagonist actions\|Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers]], and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

	Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].		Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].

WarnerBro: /* Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby */

2026-04-30T22:10:23Z

Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby

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	[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]		[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

	In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.		In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

	Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].		Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].

WarnerBro: /* Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby */

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Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby

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	He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight (implying he stole it from Chris, which was [[Chris and writing\|never depicted]]) and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and pins Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the {{w\|golem}} summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].		He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight (implying he stole it from Chris, which was [[Chris and writing\|never depicted]]) and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and pins Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the {{w\|golem}} summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

	[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]		[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

	In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.		In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

WarnerBro: /* In the comic */

2026-04-30T22:00:09Z

In the comic

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	[[File:Wls.PNG\|thumb\|Wes-Li is pissed.]]		[[File:Wls.PNG\|thumb\|Wes-Li is pissed.]]

	As the author of the comic, when Chris first made [[Sonichu 2\|Sonichu #2]] he was given the unique opportunity to [[Chris and reality\|revise his personal history with Wes]] at his leisure. Comic Wes differs from his real life counterpart in that whilst the real Wes Iseli broke up with Sarah, moved on, married another woman, probably forgot Chris ever existed and is now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcybvGOvmrY running a charity which helps fight Parkinson's Disease], Comic Wes appears to have [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|held a grudge against Chris]] ever since he first met him while he was dating Sarah, in spite of Chris having nothing he wanted and Wes having no reason to care about Chris. Dialogue also indicates that he was still dating Sarah by the time the trio first gained their powers, as Sarah "breaks up" with him halfway through Episode 8.		As the author of the comic, when Chris first made [[Sonichu 2\|Sonichu #2]] he was given the unique opportunity to [[Chris and reality\|revise his personal history with Wes]] at his leisure. Comic Wes differs from his real life counterpart in that whilst the real Wes Iseli broke up with Sarah, moved on, married another woman, probably forgot Chris ever existed and is now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcybvGOvmrY running a charity which helps fight Parkinson's Disease], Comic Wes appears to have [[Chris and his ego\|held a grudge against Chris]] ever since he first met him while he was dating Sarah, in spite of Chris having nothing he wanted and Wes having no reason to care about Chris. Dialogue also indicates that he was still dating Sarah by the time the trio first gained their powers, as Sarah "breaks up" with him halfway through Episode 8.

	=== Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby ===		=== Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby ===

WarnerBro: /* Ween impersonation */

2026-04-30T21:55:43Z

Ween impersonation

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	== Ween impersonation ==		== Ween impersonation ==
	19 [[March 2025]] saw a [[weens\|ween]] impersonating Wes on [[Bluesky]], posting an [[Chris and ~~artificial intelligence~~\|AI]]-generated Chris-style drawing of him and Sarah and facetiously thanking (the real) Chris for his "commission". Chris would call the troll out and state that he never drew the image.		19 [[March 2025]] saw a [[weens\|ween]] impersonating Wes on [[Bluesky]], posting an [[Chris and Artificial Intelligence\|AI]]-generated Chris-style drawing of him and Sarah and facetiously thanking (the real) Chris for his "commission". Chris would call the troll out and state that he never drew the image.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

WarnerBro: /* Ween impersonation */

2026-04-30T21:55:13Z

Ween impersonation

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	== Ween impersonation ==		== Ween impersonation ==
	19 [[March 2025]] saw a ween impersonating Wes on [[Bluesky]], posting an AI-generated Chris-style drawing of him and Sarah and facetiously thanking (the real) Chris for his "commission". Chris would call the troll out and state that he never drew the image.		19 [[March 2025]] saw a [[weens\|ween]] impersonating Wes on [[Bluesky]], posting an [[Chris and artificial intelligence\|AI]]-generated Chris-style drawing of him and Sarah and facetiously thanking (the real) Chris for his "commission". Chris would call the troll out and state that he never drew the image.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

FokkerTISM: /* In Chris's fantasy lore */

2026-03-23T09:39:27Z

In Chris's fantasy lore

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	== In Chris's fantasy lore ==		== In Chris's fantasy lore ==
	Chris, in a chat with [[The Place]] from 1 [[February 2021]], described a [[daydreams\|daydream]] about ancestors of Sarah and Wes being wizards alongside Merlin and guided by Chris.<ref name=merlindream>[[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris]]</ref>		Chris, in a chat with [[The Place]] from 1 [[February 2021]], described a [[daydreams\|daydream]] about ancestors of Sarah and Wes being wizards alongside Merlin and guided by Chris.<ref name=merlindream>[[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris]]</ref>

			== Ween impersonation ==
			19 [[March 2025]] saw a ween impersonating Wes on [[Bluesky]], posting an AI-generated Chris-style drawing of him and Sarah and facetiously thanking (the real) Chris for his "commission". Chris would call the troll out and state that he never drew the image.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

KennyOfHrub at 08:20, 24 November 2025

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	\| name = Wes Iseli		\| name = Wes Iseli
	\| image = WesIseli2.jpg		\| image = WesIseli2.jpg
	\|name = ~~Wes~~ Iseli		\|name = Wesley Iseli
	\|aliases = Walter Grisby<br>Wes-Li Sonichu<br>Wesley Iseli<br>Wasabi Rival<br>		\|aliases = Walter Grisby<br>Wes-Li Sonichu<br>Wesley Iseli<br>Wasabi Rival<br>
	\|label3 = Date of Birth		\|label3 = Date of Birth
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	}}		}}

	'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily\|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal\|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>		'''Wesley "Wes" Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily\|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal\|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>

	Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)\|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend he dated over [[2000\|20 years ago]].		Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)\|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend he dated over [[2000\|20 years ago]].

PsychoNerd054 at 17:20, 19 July 2025

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Broseph at 20:52, 26 May 2025

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	'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily\|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal\|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>		'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily\|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal\|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>

	Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)\|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend ~~of his~~.		Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)\|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend he dated over [[2000\|20 years ago]].

	== In real life ==		== In real life ==
	Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School\|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after becoming [[Chris and anger\|enraged]] at seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that [[autism\|autistic]] kid Sarah hangs out with".		Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School\|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after becoming [[Chris and anger\|enraged]] at seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that weird [[autism\|autistic]] kid Sarah hangs out with".

	The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Chris and his ego\|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]].		The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Chris and his ego\|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]].

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	[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]		[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

	In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.		In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, [[List of unheroic protagonist actions\|Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers]], and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

	Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].		Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].

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	[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]		[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

	In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.		In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

	Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].		Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing\|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].

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	He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight (implying he stole it from Chris, which was [[Chris and writing\|never depicted]]) and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and pins Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the {{w\|golem}} summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].		He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight (implying he stole it from Chris, which was [[Chris and writing\|never depicted]]) and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and pins Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the {{w\|golem}} summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

	[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]		[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg\|thumb\|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art\|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w\|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

	In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.		In [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!\|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

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	'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily\|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal\|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>		'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily\|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal\|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>

	Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)\|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend ~~of his~~.		Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)\|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend he dated over [[2000\|20 years ago]].

	== In real life ==		== In real life ==
	Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School\|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after becoming [[Chris and anger\|enraged]] at seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that [[autism\|autistic]] kid Sarah hangs out with".		Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School\|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after becoming [[Chris and anger\|enraged]] at seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that weird [[autism\|autistic]] kid Sarah hangs out with".

	The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Chris and his ego\|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]].		The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Chris and his ego\|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]].