White knight E-mails - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 00:17, 11 December 2025

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	I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].		I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].

	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather\|future]] life partner.		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather\|future]] life partner.

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.
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	Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character ([[Amy Rose\|I forgot her name]]) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to [[Sonichu_1#Episode_6:_Sonic_.26_Sonichu_.22Black_Metal_Combat.22\|"girl talk time" and that will take forever]]. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.		Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character ([[Amy Rose\|I forgot her name]]) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to [[Sonichu_1#Episode_6:_Sonic_.26_Sonichu_.22Black_Metal_Combat.22\|"girl talk time" and that will take forever]]. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.

	This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[~~Niggos~~\|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.		This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.

	One big tip I have to offer is that if you start to see women as friends first and a romantic sweetheart second, you will learn more about them, learn to talk better with them, and meet them. When you assume sexist things about women, it only distances yourself, because women do not want to be around guys who, rather than listening to what the woman has to say and caring about her opinion and thoughts, assumes stupid things based on stereotypes. For example, if you had a black friend, you wouldn't say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket. I'll buy you some fried chicken because you're black." Instead you would say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket, what did you want me to buy?" In the same way you should not assume a girl will like or dislike things because she is a girl.}}		One big tip I have to offer is that if you start to see women as friends first and a romantic sweetheart second, you will learn more about them, learn to talk better with them, and meet them. When you assume sexist things about women, it only distances yourself, because women do not want to be around guys who, rather than listening to what the woman has to say and caring about her opinion and thoughts, assumes stupid things based on stereotypes. For example, if you had a black friend, you wouldn't say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket. I'll buy you some fried chicken because you're black." Instead you would say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket, what did you want me to buy?" In the same way you should not assume a girl will like or dislike things because she is a girl.}}

4CentUser: /* September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist */

2019-09-12T01:36:07Z

September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist

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	[[June 2010\|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China\|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race\|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins\|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia\|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Chris and his Ego\|I am Handsome]], as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time she tells me how handsome I am, I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex\|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights\|Women in General]].		[[June 2010\|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China\|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race\|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins\|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia\|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Chris and his Ego\|I am Handsome]], as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time she tells me how handsome I am, I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex\|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights\|Women in General]].

	If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[~~Duck~~\|DICK]]!!!!!!!		If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[Pickle\|DICK]]!!!!!!!

	<nowiki>sigh Oh, my life.</nowiki>}}		<nowiki>sigh Oh, my life.</nowiki>}}

Nate-Kar Sonichu: The white knight was referring to Amy Rose in Sonichu 1.

2016-02-17T08:52:36Z

The white knight was referring to Amy Rose in Sonichu 1.

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	However, even if a woman finds you handsome, that is never enough to start a relationship. There is no such thing as love at first sight. Your personalities have to click as well, or there is no chance at anything more than a one night stand.		However, even if a woman finds you handsome, that is never enough to start a relationship. There is no such thing as love at first sight. Your personalities have to click as well, or there is no chance at anything more than a one night stand.

	Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character (I forgot her name) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to "girl talk time" and that will take forever. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.		Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character ([[Amy Rose\|I forgot her name]]) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to [[Sonichu_1#Episode_6:_Sonic_.26_Sonichu_.22Black_Metal_Combat.22\|"girl talk time" and that will take forever]]. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.

	This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[Niggos\|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.		This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[Niggos\|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.

NegaCWC: /* 17 April 2009 — Harbal */

2014-06-01T12:53:42Z

17 April 2009 — Harbal

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	Now maybe you remember this website. I believe during one of your chats using Mumble you visited this link. As you can see, since then it's been updated a lot. The Mumbles are every chat you've had with your "fans" who were in fact trolls. The PSN chats are all the chats you had with BlueSpike. The "LoveDoll" is the video of you fucking Kimmi screaming out JULLAAAAY. (JULLAAAAY is actually a meme now among some circles.) "Bob Walks In" is the audio of your father interrupting your masturbation and threatening to cut down your internet. (We actually really like your father, by the way. We call him Lumberjack Bob because he threatened to "cut down" the internet, like a lumberjack would a tree, and we're very interested in learning more about him.) "Robert Simmons and Church" is an audio of the "Jew in the Pickle Suit" going to church with you, posed as Robert Simmons. "Emily's Date" should be self-explanitory. You see Emily was a troll all along and wore a wire during the entire date. (We really enjoyed this audio because we got to learn more about your father listening to him talk.) "Emily and Clyde (Post-Date)" is a short audio of Emily talking to you, telling you she's gone to live with Clyde, and then Clyde telling you he sent you prostitutes. "Fanta: Semen Flavor", "Spank Dat Ass", and "How NOT to take a shower" are the most recent videos we've gotten. I believe you know who you sent them to.		Now maybe you remember this website. I believe during one of your chats using Mumble you visited this link. As you can see, since then it's been updated a lot. The Mumbles are every chat you've had with your "fans" who were in fact trolls. The PSN chats are all the chats you had with BlueSpike. The "LoveDoll" is the video of you fucking Kimmi screaming out JULLAAAAY. (JULLAAAAY is actually a meme now among some circles.) "Bob Walks In" is the audio of your father interrupting your masturbation and threatening to cut down your internet. (We actually really like your father, by the way. We call him Lumberjack Bob because he threatened to "cut down" the internet, like a lumberjack would a tree, and we're very interested in learning more about him.) "Robert Simmons and Church" is an audio of the "Jew in the Pickle Suit" going to church with you, posed as Robert Simmons. "Emily's Date" should be self-explanitory. You see Emily was a troll all along and wore a wire during the entire date. (We really enjoyed this audio because we got to learn more about your father listening to him talk.) "Emily and Clyde (Post-Date)" is a short audio of Emily talking to you, telling you she's gone to live with Clyde, and then Clyde telling you he sent you prostitutes. "Fanta: Semen Flavor", "Spank Dat Ass", and "How NOT to take a shower" are the most recent videos we've gotten. I believe you know who you sent them to.

	Which brings me to my final point. Ivy. You've heard this before and you don't believe it, but I'm going to say it anyway. Ivy is a troll. If you read the PVCC enough, you'll see proof of it. And if you still don't believe it, take a moment and think. Blanca, Panda, Sarah May, Julie, Emily, you've all defended them in the past stating that they're not trolls, but what happened? Every single one of them ended up being a troll. And Ivy will too. I really wish you would believe me when I tell you this.		Which brings me to my final point. [[Ivy]]. You've heard this before and you don't believe it, but I'm going to say it anyway. Ivy is a troll. If you read the PVCC enough, you'll see proof of it. And if you still don't believe it, take a moment and think. Blanca, Panda, Sarah May, Julie, Emily, you've all defended them in the past stating that they're not trolls, but what happened? Every single one of them ended up being a troll. And Ivy will too. I really wish you would believe me when I tell you this.

	http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/_cwc/		http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/_cwc/

Axe: /* 29 April 2009 — We are watching */

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29 April 2009 — We are watching

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Trombonista at 18:06, 20 December 2011

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Sashi: /* September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist */

2011-05-30T22:00:37Z

September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist

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	[[June 2010\|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China\|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race\|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins\|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia\|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that I am Handsome, as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time ~~[[Chris and his Ego\|~~she tells me how handsome I am]], I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex\|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights\|Women in General]].		[[June 2010\|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China\|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race\|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins\|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia\|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Chris and his Ego\|I am Handsome]], as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time she tells me how handsome I am, I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex\|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights\|Women in General]].

	If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[Duck\|DICK]]!!!!!!!		If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[Duck\|DICK]]!!!!!!!

Sashi: /* June 2008 — Gaiafag */

2011-05-30T21:57:31Z

June 2008 — Gaiafag

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	I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].		I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].

	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Niggos\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a ~~future~~ [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Niggos\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather\|future]] life partner.

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

Sashi: /* June 2008 — Gaiafag */ Fixed broken link

2011-05-30T21:56:09Z

June 2008 — Gaiafag: Fixed broken link

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	I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].		I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].

	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obese]] [[Niggos\|black ~~lady~~]]. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Niggos\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

Sashi: /* June 2008 — Gaiafag */

2011-05-30T21:54:07Z

June 2008 — Gaiafag

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	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obese]] [[Niggos\|black lady]]. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obese]] [[Niggos\|black lady]]. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|~~how cute/burly/adorable~~ her dog is]]. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

	Another thing you may want to work on is...[[Chris and fashion\|your wardrobe]]. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in [[1980s\|the 80's]]. Also, your [[Sonichu medallion]]..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like [[Christian Weston Chandler\|one giant pussy deflector]]. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.		Another thing you may want to work on is...[[Chris and fashion\|your wardrobe]]. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in [[1980s\|the 80's]]. Also, your [[Sonichu medallion]]..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like [[Christian Weston Chandler\|one giant pussy deflector]]. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.

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	I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].		I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].

	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather\|future]] life partner.		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather\|future]] life partner.

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.
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	Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character ([[Amy Rose\|I forgot her name]]) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to [[Sonichu_1#Episode_6:_Sonic_.26_Sonichu_.22Black_Metal_Combat.22\|"girl talk time" and that will take forever]]. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.		Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character ([[Amy Rose\|I forgot her name]]) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to [[Sonichu_1#Episode_6:_Sonic_.26_Sonichu_.22Black_Metal_Combat.22\|"girl talk time" and that will take forever]]. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.

	This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[~~Niggos~~\|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.		This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.

	One big tip I have to offer is that if you start to see women as friends first and a romantic sweetheart second, you will learn more about them, learn to talk better with them, and meet them. When you assume sexist things about women, it only distances yourself, because women do not want to be around guys who, rather than listening to what the woman has to say and caring about her opinion and thoughts, assumes stupid things based on stereotypes. For example, if you had a black friend, you wouldn't say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket. I'll buy you some fried chicken because you're black." Instead you would say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket, what did you want me to buy?" In the same way you should not assume a girl will like or dislike things because she is a girl.}}		One big tip I have to offer is that if you start to see women as friends first and a romantic sweetheart second, you will learn more about them, learn to talk better with them, and meet them. When you assume sexist things about women, it only distances yourself, because women do not want to be around guys who, rather than listening to what the woman has to say and caring about her opinion and thoughts, assumes stupid things based on stereotypes. For example, if you had a black friend, you wouldn't say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket. I'll buy you some fried chicken because you're black." Instead you would say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket, what did you want me to buy?" In the same way you should not assume a girl will like or dislike things because she is a girl.}}

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	[[June 2010\|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China\|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race\|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins\|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia\|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Chris and his Ego\|I am Handsome]], as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time she tells me how handsome I am, I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex\|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights\|Women in General]].		[[June 2010\|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China\|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race\|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins\|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia\|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Chris and his Ego\|I am Handsome]], as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time she tells me how handsome I am, I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex\|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights\|Women in General]].

	If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[~~Duck~~\|DICK]]!!!!!!!		If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[Pickle\|DICK]]!!!!!!!

	<nowiki>sigh Oh, my life.</nowiki>}}		<nowiki>sigh Oh, my life.</nowiki>}}

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	I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].		I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].

	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Niggos\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a ~~future~~ [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Niggos\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather\|future]] life partner.

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

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	I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].		I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks\|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls\|single girls]].

	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obese]] [[Niggos\|black ~~lady~~]]. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity\|obese]] [[Niggos\|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

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	You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obese]] [[Niggos\|black lady]]. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].		You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obese]] [[Niggos\|black lady]]. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future [[Lovely Weather\|life partner]].

	Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|~~how cute/burly/adorable~~ her dog is]]. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.		Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality\|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti\|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

	Another thing you may want to work on is...[[Chris and fashion\|your wardrobe]]. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in [[1980s\|the 80's]]. Also, your [[Sonichu medallion]]..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like [[Christian Weston Chandler\|one giant pussy deflector]]. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.		Another thing you may want to work on is...[[Chris and fashion\|your wardrobe]]. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in [[1980s\|the 80's]]. Also, your [[Sonichu medallion]]..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like [[Christian Weston Chandler\|one giant pussy deflector]]. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.