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'''Britney Spears''' (born 2 December [[1981]]) is an [[American]] pop singer who is [[Chris]]'s favorite [[music]] star.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> While one of the most famous and important singers in pop music, much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices (such as appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]]).
'''Britney Spears''' (born 2 December [[1981]]) is an [[American]] pop singer who is [[Chris]]'s favorite [[music]] star.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> While one of the most famous and important singers in pop music, much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices (such as appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]]).


She is a very important figure to Chris. For years, he used her as a means of proving that he is straight and not gay. She also was hugely popular around the time Chris was enrolled in [[Manchester High School]], so her music carries plenty of fuel for [[nostalgia]] over the past when things were happier for him.
She is a very important figure to Chris. For years, he used her as a means of proving that he is straight and not gay. She also was hugely popular around the time Chris was enrolled in [[Manchester High School]], so her music carries plenty of fuel for [[Chris and nostalgia|nostalgia]] over the past when things were happier for him.


==Britney and Chris's sexuality==
==Britney and Chris's sexuality==
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==Britney and Chris's past==
==Britney and Chris's past==
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. Her career took off in 1998, near to when Chris came of age. He may be fond of her music simply for the [[nostalgia]] factor--it reminds him of [[Manchester High School|a time when his life was much happier]]. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "[[Tomgirl Pictures|one of the girls]]."
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. Her career took off in 1998, near to when Chris came of age. He may be fond of her music simply for the [[Chris and nostalgia|nostalgia]] factor--it reminds him of [[Manchester High School|a time when his life was much happier]]. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "[[Tomgirl Pictures|one of the girls]]."


==Christian Pays Tribute==
==Christian Pays Tribute==
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* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]], including while playing with [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>
* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]], including while playing with [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Chris and his ego|all about him and his]] [[attraction sign]].
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Chris and his ego|all about him and his]] [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]].
* After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> but only because she was blonde (since we all know how good Chris is with facial recognition).<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref>
* After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> but only because she was blonde (since we all know how good Chris is with [[Facial blindness|facial recognition]]).<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]([https://web.archive.org/web/20140825091156/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 archive])</ref>
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a MIDI "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a MIDI "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over the "[[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|...Baby One More Time]]" B-side "Autumn Goodbye".
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over the "[[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|...Baby One More Time]]" B-side "Autumn Goodbye".
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*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Feel So Lonesome]] - parody of "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
*[[Feel So Lonesome]] - parody of "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
 
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Revision as of 02:55, 22 January 2024

Britney's Officer Nasty costume.
I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck
Chris, believing that she's really happy to hear that...[1]

Britney Spears (born 2 December 1981) is an American pop singer who is Chris's favorite music star.[2] While one of the most famous and important singers in pop music, much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices (such as appearing in unflattering photos).

She is a very important figure to Chris. For years, he used her as a means of proving that he is straight and not gay. She also was hugely popular around the time Chris was enrolled in Manchester High School, so her music carries plenty of fuel for nostalgia over the past when things were happier for him.

Britney and Chris's sexuality

And here, we see where he got the whale-tail idea...

It's unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He has used her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in I am STRAIGHT, where he proves to the trolls that he is straight by holding up a suggestive poster of Britney. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his heterosexuality when he favorited several of her music videos on his YouTube account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. (It is unconfirmed if the account was really Chris's, but it probably was.)

The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among homosexuals; when Vivian Gee pointed this out in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay, Chris counterclaimed this by saying that he "enjoy[ed] HER BODY and HER VOICE."

Britney and Chris's past

Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. Her career took off in 1998, near to when Chris came of age. He may be fond of her music simply for the nostalgia factor--it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "one of the girls."

Christian Pays Tribute

For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted twelve hours.

References

See also

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