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[[Chris|Chris's]] ego, is, and always will be, his most problematic [[Chris and...|trait]]. Over the years, Chris's excessive narcissism has created many problems for him; whether it's his all-consuming craving for praise of his questionable [[Chris and art|artistic talent]], thinking that his [[Chores|minor inconveniences]] outweigh in importance the [[Father call|death of a family member]], or simply not giving [[Alec Benson Leary|fellow]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|members]] [[Evan|of]] [[Manajerks|society]] any [[Scale of Respect|respect]] whatsoever, in summary Chris really pays no heed to anyone who isn't him. Now, while some of this can be attributed to his [[Autism|autism]], much the same as [[Chris and reality|reality]], for the most part, Chris willingly chooses to be the self-obsessed man he is, much to the annoyance of those around him. In fact, there's so much evidence for his overt self-absorption that it merits its own [[Examples of Chris's Ego|list]].


Chris's egotism has leaked into the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], as well. While the focus of the series was originally centred around the main character, [[Sonichu]], Chris's heavily idealized (i.e. given god-like powers and virtues and a [[Obesity|proportionate build]] to compensate for Chris's stunted physical ability and morality) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|self-insert]] slowly, but surely, became the main focus of the story. The best example of this being [[Sonichu 4]], which consisted of several [[Sub-episodes|sub-episodes]] dedicated to the semi-fabricated accounts of Chris's real life experiences with the sole purpose of attempting to [[Chris and religion|make Chris look like a martyr]] to garner some sympathy. Sonichu, in fact, is hardly even in the entire issue, even though the series is NAMED after him. While Chris originally planned to get rid of his comic-persona, due to constant criticism, it never really took off, as he managed to find himself as the main character, once again, despite a little [[Time void|deus ex machina]], here and there. In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris goes full god-mode Mary-sue, giving his self-insert's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|super mode]] a [[Collosal Chan|super mode]].
In [[October 2016]], Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 13 October.


Even today, in 2014, we can still catch glimpses of Chris's continually monstrous ego, even when concentrated into [[Chris and english|misspelled]] [[Facebook|Facebook posts]] and vastly over-priced [[eBay|eBay merchandise]].
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|as his reaction]] to his ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]] nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous [[negotiation]] tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical nature]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|deteriorating]] [[Un-clit 2.0|sense]] [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|of]] [[Chris and reality|reality]] post-[[Tomgirl]], believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the [[JERKOPS|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|and]] [[Megan|forget]]"), and that the [[Chris in the media#New York Magazine|"Human Rights Campaign"]] would be on his side since he's now a "[[Tomgirl Saga|"L"esbian "T"ranswoman]]", the L and T from LGBTQ.
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Latest revision as of 13:22, 13 November 2024

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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