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[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|[[Michael Hirtes]]'s response to Chris's money demands.]]


'''Focused, Divine Guidances - 01142024''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 15 [[January 2024]]. In it, Chris confirms that he was indeed removed from [[Animate! Raleigh]] due to people's complaints.  He then rambles about being Jesus, his continued dissatisfaction over My Little Pony G5, and people blocking him on social media, before encouraging people to cleanse themselves of dark and evil energy and follow the light path.  Throughout the video, Chris speaks slowly with numerous long pauses between sentences, [[Creepy stare|looks directly into the camera]], and infrequently blinks for some stretches, which have been theorized that Chris is being heavily [[Chris and drugs|medicated through unknown supplements and medications]].
'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.


Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.


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Michael Hirtes's response to Chris's money demands.

Minor Update, Handouts! is a series of two videos uploaded by Chris on 24 May 2017. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the recent comic pages as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his monetary problems. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.

Of course, trolls responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.


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