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Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to | Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to ''*Censored by CWCki*'' and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of ''*Censored by CWCki*''. <br><br> | ||
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,<br> | Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,<br> | ||
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.'']<br> | [''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.'']<br> |
Revision as of 14:21, 14 March 2010
Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 March 2010. Chris is angry with Surfshack Tito, blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and The Wallflower. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his underwear, shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's insulting and being completely incompetent with a knife.
It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. Twice.
The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. Then again, Chris was always quite ignorant about other people's cultures.
Chris appears to have taken a liking for using a knife in his recent videos. He probably thinks this is more intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddle at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he never leaves his room, let alone his house also lowers the threat level of this knife wielding autistic considerably. The medallion is still missing. His high school ring, however, makes an appearance at the end of the video.
Video
Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | |
Stardate | 14 March 2010 |
Performance Style | Crazy |
Shirt | Tan Wide Lines |
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Transcript
Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to *Censored by CWCki* and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of *Censored by CWCki*.
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,
[Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see his underwear quite clearly.]
Two ways...!
[He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.]
...or three.
[He tosses the knife off screen]
[Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.]
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.
[He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.]
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh!
[He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.]
And mah ring, man!
See also
⇐ Don't_Mess_With_Me | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |