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'''Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada''' is a video Chris uploaded on 12 August 2011. Chris uses this video to expose information about [[Thorg]] and to show that he is very serious in releasing his information. Instead, the video confirmed that Chris had no real leverage against his trolls, as anyone with cursory knowledge of the internet recognized that the supposed picture of Thorg was really the template image for [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/butthurt-dweller-gordo-granudo the Butthurt Dweller meme]. This is not the first time Chris thought [[Clyde Cash|one of his tormentors]] was the source of an [[Secret Weapon|image macro template]]. It was quickly removed as hate speech. The new [[Pedo-glasses]] make their first appearance on video. | |||
'''Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada''' is a video Chris uploaded on 12 August 2011. Chris uses this video to expose information about Thorg and to show that he is very serious in releasing his information. | |||
== Video == | == Video == | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada | | name = Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada | ||
| | | ytid = x9XxnrzJUR0 | ||
| stardate = 12 [[August 2011]] | | stardate = 12 [[August 2011]] | ||
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}} | | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}} | ||
| style = {{Smug|text}} | | style = {{Smug|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}} | | saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}} | ||
| shirt = Unknown | | shirt = {{Redbra|text}} , Unknown | ||
| previous = [[Correction of EX relationship status]] | | previous = [[Correction of EX relationship status]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|**Troll Alias: Thorg. Real Name: Jeremy Slonwhite. Occupation: Single, Virgin, Athiest, Gamestop Employee in Vancouver, BC, Canada. Age: 32 Interestes include: Dungeons and Dragons, Stargate, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, Elder Scrolls, Star Trek, Mountain Dew, Magic the Gathering, LARPing, GURPS, Minecraft, Gaia Online and TROLLING.}} | |||
[[File:TheCatch.jpg|thumb|The one catch to Chris's brilliant scheme.]] | |||
=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
Another fine day, another good day. ''[pause]'' I understand that, uh, Master Thorg, also known as Jeremy, is, uh, very [[Chris and religion#Atheism|atheist]] against me and my ways. So, to prove to h- so to prove to him and to everyone that I am serious, very serious, about [[wikipedia:Google_Images|revealing]] [[Trolls|troll]] information… | |||
''[Puts on pedo-glasses.]'' | |||
He will be on the chopping block right now. ''[Makes a karate chop hand movement and a sound effect that sounds like a crushed tissue.]'' | |||
''[Jerks the camera around wildly to face the TV screen.]'' | |||
This is his…trolling persona pho-to-graph. And of course, here's da full photograph, ''[Scrolls down to show picture]'' of which I have shown previously in full- der- in full-- persona. Troll alias: Thorg. Real name: Jeremy Sloanwhite. Lives in- resides in Vancouver, BC, Canna-duh. Occupation: Aga- employee over at- at [[Gamestop|Gamestop]] over there. Age: 32. He is a sin- he is a [[Virgin with rage|single virgin]]. His interests include Dungeons & Dragons, ''Stargate, World of Warcraft, [[Star Wars]], [[Captain's Log|Star Trek]], The Elder Scrolls, [[Fanta|Mountain Dew]], [[Card games|Magic: The Gathering]], [[wikipedia:GURPS|GURPS]]'', whatever the hell they are, ''Minecraft, [[Anime|Gaia Online]]'', LARPing, live action role-play, and trolling. | |||
He is- he was responsible for leaking the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] to the public through the [[CWCki]], Pho'oshopping me into a gay bar, which [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash]] uploaded to a [[20 December 2009|billboard in New York City, New York]]. He has participated in the [[Trollin Train|Trollin' Train]], he [[Kick the Autistic|contributed bad things]] into my [[mailbag]] on the [[CWCipedia]], and general [[YouTube]], CWCki, [[troll]]ing, and support roles. | |||
And following that, we have two more photographs of Master Jeremy Sloanwhite. ''[TV screen changes to show almost-completely white photo due to [[Chris and camerawork|terrible webcam]]. The photo slowly dims to reveal another "Butthurt Dweller" photo.]'' What an ugly sunnuvabitch! Really ugly! Eeehh. He looks like he's got a penguin in the background of this photograph. | |||
''[Photo changes again to another photo, holding a piece of paper that reads "CWC is a fat retard tranny [[Calling Out#Re: Don.2C and ReCalling Out .22Thorg.22 - Jeremy|-Thorg 10/8/2011]]"]'' And then there's a more recent one, where he da-erhs- plays atheist against me! | |||
''[Chris' voice raises.]'' [[True and Loyal Fanbase#Personal army|EVERYBODY! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TROLL MR. JEREMY SLOANWHITE]], AGE TWE-- AGE THIRTY TWO, IN VANCOUVER, BC, CANNA-[[slow-in-the-minds|DUH]], AT THE GAMESTOP AT WHICH HE WORKS AT! | |||
[[Chris and religion|ATHEIST, BEGONE!]] | |||
''[Jerks the camera back to himself]'' An' then right after that, you will s- everybody can stay tuned for next trolling-- next troll I will be revealing a little bit of info of. In which, uh, now if you'll excuse me, ''[stares off-screen]'' I'm gonna go ''[sudden high-pitched voice, attempting to imitate [[Wikipedia:Kesha|Ke$ha]]]'' brush my teeth with a bottle a' Jack! | |||
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Latest revision as of 20:22, 13 September 2021
Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada is a video Chris uploaded on 12 August 2011. Chris uses this video to expose information about Thorg and to show that he is very serious in releasing his information. Instead, the video confirmed that Chris had no real leverage against his trolls, as anyone with cursory knowledge of the internet recognized that the supposed picture of Thorg was really the template image for the Butthurt Dweller meme. This is not the first time Chris thought one of his tormentors was the source of an image macro template. It was quickly removed as hate speech. The new Pedo-glasses make their first appearance on video.
Video
Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada | |
Direct link | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 12 August 2011 |
Subject Matter | Trolls |
Performance Style | Smug |
Saga | Calling Out, Tomgirl |
Shirt | Red Muscle Bra , Unknown |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous Correction of EX relationship status |
next Kaka Makeup Basics |
“ | **Troll Alias: Thorg. Real Name: Jeremy Slonwhite. Occupation: Single, Virgin, Athiest, Gamestop Employee in Vancouver, BC, Canada. Age: 32 Interestes include: Dungeons and Dragons, Stargate, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, Elder Scrolls, Star Trek, Mountain Dew, Magic the Gathering, LARPing, GURPS, Minecraft, Gaia Online and TROLLING. | ” |
Transcript
Another fine day, another good day. [pause] I understand that, uh, Master Thorg, also known as Jeremy, is, uh, very atheist against me and my ways. So, to prove to h- so to prove to him and to everyone that I am serious, very serious, about revealing troll information…
[Puts on pedo-glasses.]
He will be on the chopping block right now. [Makes a karate chop hand movement and a sound effect that sounds like a crushed tissue.]
[Jerks the camera around wildly to face the TV screen.]
This is his…trolling persona pho-to-graph. And of course, here's da full photograph, [Scrolls down to show picture] of which I have shown previously in full- der- in full-- persona. Troll alias: Thorg. Real name: Jeremy Sloanwhite. Lives in- resides in Vancouver, BC, Canna-duh. Occupation: Aga- employee over at- at Gamestop over there. Age: 32. He is a sin- he is a single virgin. His interests include Dungeons & Dragons, Stargate, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Elder Scrolls, Mountain Dew, Magic: The Gathering, GURPS, whatever the hell they are, Minecraft, Gaia Online, LARPing, live action role-play, and trolling.
He is- he was responsible for leaking the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia to the public through the CWCki, Pho'oshopping me into a gay bar, which Clyde Cash uploaded to a billboard in New York City, New York. He has participated in the Trollin' Train, he contributed bad things into my mailbag on the CWCipedia, and general YouTube, CWCki, trolling, and support roles.
And following that, we have two more photographs of Master Jeremy Sloanwhite. [TV screen changes to show almost-completely white photo due to terrible webcam. The photo slowly dims to reveal another "Butthurt Dweller" photo.] What an ugly sunnuvabitch! Really ugly! Eeehh. He looks like he's got a penguin in the background of this photograph.
[Photo changes again to another photo, holding a piece of paper that reads "CWC is a fat retard tranny -Thorg 10/8/2011"] And then there's a more recent one, where he da-erhs- plays atheist against me!
[Chris' voice raises.] EVERYBODY! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TROLL MR. JEREMY SLOANWHITE, AGE TWE-- AGE THIRTY TWO, IN VANCOUVER, BC, CANNA-DUH, AT THE GAMESTOP AT WHICH HE WORKS AT!
[Jerks the camera back to himself] An' then right after that, you will s- everybody can stay tuned for next trolling-- next troll I will be revealing a little bit of info of. In which, uh, now if you'll excuse me, [stares off-screen] I'm gonna go [sudden high-pitched voice, attempting to imitate Ke$ha] brush my teeth with a bottle a' Jack!
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