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| name | | name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | ||
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| | | stardate = 14 [[March 2010]] | ||
| | | subject = {{Violence|text}} | ||
| style = {{Crazy|text}} | |||
| | | saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}} | ||
| | | shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}} | ||
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| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]] | | previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]] | ||
| next | | next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, <br/>Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]] | ||
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{{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}} | {{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}} | ||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.''] | [''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.''] | ||
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Tito! Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your- your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission... to... Heather, and also the awesome gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]! ...And also... regain th- regain the love... and trust and friendship... of Heather. | Tito! Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your- your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission... to... Heather, and also the awesome gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]! ...And also... regain th- regain the love... and trust and friendship... of Heather. | ||
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way- [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[ | Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way- [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Butt garments|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] Two ways... [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] ...or three! [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.''] | ||
[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh.''] [''Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man! | [''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh.''] [''Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man! | ||
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]] | ||
[[Category: Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]] | [[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]] |
Revision as of 08:25, 17 August 2011
“ | Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally! | ” |
Chris, blaming someone's else for his mistakes, again. |
Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 March 2010. Chris is angry with Surfshack Tito, blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and The Wallflower. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his underwear, shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's insulting, and being completely incompetent with a knife.
It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. Twice. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her FREAKING PEN NAME IN THE TITLE, which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.
It is also worth noting that the Scots, as a people, are Brits. This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an ignorance of the differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples, of which there are many.
Video
Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 14 March 2010 |
Subject Matter | Violence |
Performance Style | Crazy |
Saga | Surfshack Tito |
Shirt | Tan Wide Lines |
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“ | Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today. | ” |
Transcript
[Ireland's Call is playing on the background.]
Tito! Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your- your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission... to... Heather, and also the awesome gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass! ...And also... regain th- regain the love... and trust and friendship... of Heather.
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way- [Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see his underwear quite clearly.] Two ways... [He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.] ...or three! [He puts the knife on a desk off screen.]
[Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today. [Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.] I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! [He fails to produce a shillelagh.] [Chris then holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.] And mah ring, man!
See also
⇐ Don't Mess With Me | Chris's videos | "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! ⇒ |