Sonichu the Animated Series
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Sonichu: The Animated Series is a 12-part Flash webseries created by animator Spazkid that was produced from 2009 to 2010. The series, obviously, deconstructively parodies Sonichu in an over-the-top fashion. As of March 2015, the series comprised 10 episodes of the first season, and the second season has a single episode separated into 2 parts. Liquid Chris provides the voice of Chris in Episode 1 and Episodes 4-12.
Season 1
Episode 1
After Sonichu yiffs Rosechu for 4 hours, to the point where navy is present on her hair, he suggests they go meet their "dad". Rosechu mistakes Issue 17 with Episode 17 and Sonichu slaps her for that. As they walk in the park, they encounter Blake having hanky-panky with a blow-up doll (eerily predicting the infamous sex tape). As they are about to fight, Chris appears and offers his teat to feed his "children." Unfortunately, this intimate moment is interrupted by a Jerkop.
Episode 2
As Chris and the gang prepare to fight the Jerkop, Chris turns into Chris-Chan Sonichu. The Jerkop then gives him a hearty dose of anal rape as Sonichu randomly mass debates on Rosechu's face.
The next day, the gang goes to CWCville Mall and after sucking on his giant straw, Chris asks Sonichu for advice why his Attraction Sign has been failing him. Rosechu meets up with Sonichu while showcasing her erect pickle and Sonichu beats her for being a bitch. Then, a shadowy figure steals the Medallion of Fail and shoves it up his ass.
Eerily enough, Spazkid once again unintentionally made an allusion to future events as there later was indeed an incident involving a troll in which a medallion was shoved up an anus.
Episode 3
Completely ignoring the events of episode 2, Sonichu and Chris have an orgy that is not shown on screen due to YouTube and then decide to go to Japan to create the Sonichu game. They meet up with Nintendo and give their ideas. The leader disapproves and takes a dump on Chris's face, earning him a slice of salmonella.
Episode 4
Chris plays Guitar Hero without his shirt on and is ecstatic over his winning of a $400 certificate to GameStop. Sonichu congratulates Chris on his success while he fists a goat. Just then, he discovers the animated series while looking himself on YouTube and shits himself in a fit of tard rage. He then has his secretary Allison Amber take care of the mess. Later on, he is about to play LittleBigPlanet when Sonichu beats up Rosechu yet again and Mary Lee Walsh jumps through his window. Sonichu makes her melt with the bear video that comes pre-installed in Windows Vista, but before she completely melts, she releases Megan from the window she was trapped in.
This episode was originally created by PhinnyCobbler as an attempt to troll Spazkid. However, Spazkid actually liked it.
Episode 5
Megan is about to attack Chris with her Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before Bionic the Hedgehog slams a basketball in her face. He then goes to suck Megagi's duck. Meanwhile, Mary Lee Walsh shoves Count Graduon up her china and chastises the ninja from Episode 2. Later, Chris meets up with his Sonichu Girls and they all drink tea after Angelica tells them about a dream she had in which she gets fucked by God. Wild interrupts only to get run over by the Ghostbuggy from the Family Guy "Skitch".
Episode 6
Chris dreams about being a hyper-attractive 12-packed dude who Megan falls in love with, only to wake up in disappointment. He then converses with a pink My Little Pony before forming a band, with Sonichu playing the drums, Wild Sonichu playing the Sit-n-Spin, an unknown niggo playing the washboard, and Rosechu being beaten up for no apparent reason.
Next day at band practice, Chris performs "So Need a Cute Girl". After picking up an unknown poster from a pile of shit, supposedly given by God, Chris and the band perform at the "CWCLUB". Needless to say the band performance failed miserably in less than a dozen of seconds and ended up the band having stuff thrown at them.
Episode 7
Chris explains the nonsensical anatomy of Sonichu and Rosechu and asserts that he is STRAIGHT.
Later, Rosechu discovers 4-cent garbage and the gang decide to take the building and it's troll leader down. Meanwhile, Wild randomly has sex with a cardboard box. After Jason Kendrick Howell proves his evilness in a series of pictures, he says that the Encyclopedia Dramatica will never be taken down and unintentionally cues an impromptu performance of "Hit the Road Jack" by Ray Charles. Jason throws a pickle at Rosechu, who splits it in half, turns into The Incredible Lioness and face-rapes him.
Episode 8
Sonichu and friends celebrate Sonichu's 19th birthday. Bionic rapes Magi-chan. Bubbles gives Blake a cupcake. Rosechu distorts herself and shatters your ears.
Silvana transforms into bubbles and tricks Blake into having sex with her. She keeps the same voice, which sounds like "A barbed cock in her throat", which Silvana quickly covers up by exclaiming "I was sucking off a dragon for bus fare". She almost tricks Bubbles into having sex with her by disguising herself as Blake, but thanks to the help of Magi chan, and Abe Lincoln, She sees through it. Silvana is actually Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart appears and fights Sean Connery. Sean Connery is blasted back to Scotland.
Episode 9
Chris mass debates to Transformers Animated and drinks Long Island Iced Tea that's "enchanted" with his comeuppance.
And then, as Sonichu and Rosechu approached him after their night of activity, after their short dialogue, Chris decided to get a job in order to find himself a sweetheart (after being convinced by Sonichu).
So as Chris tried to get employed, he got dismissed from an unknown office, then a grocery store right after grossing out the manager named Sarah. An unknown amount of failures later, Chris ended up in a gay bar, where he finally found himself a job, only to realize what kind of a bar he ended up in. Shortly after, stardate Aug 15, 2009, Chris, in spite of mentioning being employed at a gay bar, tries to convince the audience that he is in fact straight in his usual manner.
Episode 10
The citizens of CWCville threaten to impeach Chris and a special election is held with candidates BILLY MAYS, Chris, and Mary Lee Walsh. Mary promises sex for those who vote for her, while Billy promises the power of OXYCLEAN. In the end, special guest star Soulja Boy wins the election.
Season 2
Episode 1, Part 1
Episode 1, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Chris's reaction
Chris has said in Vanessa AIM Chat 3 to Joshua Martinez that he had seen a bit of the series when asked about it. His opinions on the show are still unknown.