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[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.]] | [[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.]] | ||
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], leaked on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. | |||
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'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first time we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman. | |||
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===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top | [''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.''] | ||
[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for a few seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.''] | |||
[''Chris | [''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.''] | ||
Ugh... | |||
[''He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.''] | |||
Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried. | |||
Chris | [''Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.''] | ||
Still tryin'. | |||
Chris | [''Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.''] | ||
Well, can't do it. | |||
['' | [''Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.''] | ||
Uh... Too sensitive to my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight. | |||
[''Chris walks off camera.''] | [''Chris walks off camera.''] | ||
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==Images== | ==Images== | ||
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]]. | Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]]. | ||
File:100_2242.JPG | {{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery> | ||
File:100_2243.JPG | File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]]. | ||
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign | File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk. | ||
File:100_2245.JPG | File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign. | ||
File:100_2246.JPG | File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego blocks, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CDs, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden". | ||
File:100_2247.JPG | File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count. | ||
File:100_2248.JPG | File:100_2247.JPG|DVD shelves, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of ''Sonichu'' comics, [[My Little Pony]] characters, and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail. | ||
File:100_2249.JPG | File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf. | ||
File:100_2250.JPG | File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]). Giant game shelves. and the mysterious blinking light ball featured in many videos. | ||
File:100_2251.JPG | File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something. | ||
File:100_2252.JPG | File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket. | ||
File:100_2253.JPG | File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster. | ||
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]] | File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped! | ||
File:100_2299.JPG | File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]]. | ||
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER''' | |||
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]''' | File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]''' | ||
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from [[ECV 00002]] | File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>}} | ||
==Fan videos== | |||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | |||
| name = Chan's Dream | |||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}} | |||
| stardate = 8 [[November 2010]] | |||
| maker = raoulduke138 | |||
| subject = | type = | info = }} | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download archive] | * <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download archive]</s> Dead link as of February 2015. | ||
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror] | * <s>[http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015. | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink= | ==Sources== | ||
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]}} | |||
{{LeakedVideos}} | {{LeakedVideos}} | ||
{{Power videos}} | |||
[[Category:Outdoor videos]] | |||
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]] | |||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]] | |||
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]] |
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100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie.[1][2][3] It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first time we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.
Video
100_2278 | |
Search for video | Youtube, archive |
Stardate | 6 November 2010 |
Subject Matter | Power |
Performance Style | Reason |
Saga | Jackie |
Shirt | The Racing Stripe |
Other | Leaked |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous ToJackie |
next 100 2357.MOV |
Transcript
[We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.]
[Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for a few seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.]
[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]
Ugh...
[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]
Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.
[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]
Still tryin'.
[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]
Well, can't do it.
[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]
Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.
[Chris walks off camera.]
Images
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.
Gallery |
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Fan videos
Chan's Dream | |
Stardate | 8 November 2010 |
Made By | raoulduke138 |
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos |
External links
Download archiveDead link as of February 2015.MirrorDead link as of the 25th of August 2015.
Sources
⇐ ToJackie | Chris's videos | 100 2357.MOV ⇒ |
💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |