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'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], leaked on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]].
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]


Chris manages to look like even more of a [[pedofork]] than usual, as he grunts and groans in a children's jungle gym.
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first time we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, [[health|superhuman]].


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==Video==
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = 100_2278
| name          = 100_2278
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| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[ToJackie]]
| previous      = [[ToJackie]]
| next          = Current
| next          = [[100 2357.MOV]]
}}
}}


===Transcript===
{{quote|Well, can't do it.}}
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top on a jungle gym.'']


[''Chris hangs from a bar, not far off the ground for a few seconds before losing his grip and dropping to the ground.'']
=== Transcript ===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']


[''Chris grunts, tries to grab the bar again.'']
[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.'']


Chris: Ugh...
[''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.'']


[''Looks to the camera.'']
Ugh...


Chris: Alright fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.
[''He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.'']


[''Jumps up and tries to grab the bar again.'']
Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.


Chris: Still tryin'.
[''Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.'']


[''Grunting sounds.''] Well, can't do it.
Still tryin'.  


[''Tries to grab the bar again, grunts and sighs.'']
[''Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.'']


Chris: Uh... Too sensitive for my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight.
Well, can't do it.
 
[''Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.'']
 
Uh... Too sensitive to my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight.


[''Chris walks off camera.'']
[''Chris walks off camera.'']
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==Images==
==Images==
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
<center><gallery>
 
File:100_2242.JPG
{{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery>
File:100_2243.JPG
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]].
File:100_2244.JPG
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk.
File:100_2245.JPG
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign.
File:100_2246.JPG
File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego blocks, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CDs, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden".
File:100_2247.JPG
File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count.
File:100_2248.JPG
File:100_2247.JPG|DVD shelves, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of ''Sonichu'' comics, [[My Little Pony]] characters, and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail.
File:100_2249.JPG
File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf.
File:100_2250.JPG
File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]). Giant game shelves. and the mysterious blinking light ball featured in many videos.
File:100_2251.JPG
File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something.
File:100_2252.JPG
File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket.
File:100_2253.JPG
File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster.
File:100_2296.JPG
File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped!
File:100_2299.JPG
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts|boobage]].
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
</gallery></center>
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''.
</gallery>}}
 
==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chan's Dream
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| stardate      = 8 [[November 2010]]
| maker          = raoulduke138
| subject        = | type          = | info          = }}


== External links ==
== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download archive]
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1eTu0si4gKZcQOF2_SqClkyMxMDnO4fmI?usp=sharing Download archive]
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]


{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=Current}}
==Sources==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]}}


{{LeakedVideos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Power videos}}
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]]

Revision as of 01:55, 6 February 2021

Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.

100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie.[1][2][3] It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first time we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.

Video

100_2278
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Stardate 6 November 2010
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100 2357.MOV


Well, can't do it.

Transcript

[We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.]

[Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.]

[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]

Ugh...

[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]

Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]

Still tryin'.

[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]

Well, can't do it.

[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]

Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.

[Chris walks off camera.]

Images

Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.

Gallery

Fan videos

Chan's Dream
Stardate 8 November 2010
Made By raoulduke138
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

Sources

ToJackie Chris's videos 100 2357.MOV


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