2011

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Chris in 2011

2011 is the third year of organized trolling of the Internet's favorite LOLcow, Christian Weston Chandler. In 2011, Chris turned 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the Internet. In spite of this, Chris has been taking refuge on the PlayStation Network, which has allowed the occasional bit of new material to surface. Most importantly, 2011 brought the revelation that Chris really does enjoy wearing women's clothing.

Sadly, Bob died in early September. To add more drama in Great Saga of Chris-Chan, next month, all two remaining Chandlers' were arrested for multiple offences, including tresspassing, assault and failure to stop at the GAMe PLACe. Chris and Barb were bailed out two days later. Barbara has appeared in court on 31 October, while Chris will go there for first time on 7 November.

January

Main article: January 2011

Not much happened this month. Just as it was expected of him, Chris bought LittleBigPlanet 2, and spent most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's pseudonym JenkinsJinkies was outed, and his exploits on the Trollin Train forums from July-August 2010 were made public.

February

Main article: February 2011

This month saw the release of several of Chris's LittleBigPlanet 2 levels, including CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial and the Autism Tutorials.

March

Main article: March 2011

An old pile of phone calls way back from the Liquid/Kacey saga was released to the Internet at the beginning of the month.

April

Chris in April 2011
Main article: April 2011

As the Playstation Network suffered a long downtime and security breach, Chris's account is hacked again, revealing pictures of Chris showing off his "Tomgirl" side. Much controversy has surrounded these photos, as many think that Chris has finally let out his true sexuality, while others believe this is a bizarre attempt to appear attractive to "Tomboys" using the logic that "Tomgirl + Tomboy = China".

May

Main article: May 2011

The PSN came back online, and Chris immediately deleted the "I am Tomgirl." quote. However, he later joined the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia forum, where all TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls and Tomboys hang out.

June

Main article: June 2011

Chris changed his PSN quote to "I No Socialize Online", published a Flipnote and changed his voicemail message a few times. He also continued posting on the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia forum, revealing some of the most disturbing stuff to date.

July

Chris in July 2011
Main article: July 2011

After months of minimal activity, Chris's internet presence increased markedly during July. His participation in the Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia forum was discovered, after which Chris publicly announced his true identity to the other members. Chris also created a new Facebook account, contradicting his prior claim regarding online socialization, and logged back into his long-dormant YouTube account. Meanwhile, Liquid Chris's YouTube account was shut-down for good.

August

Chris in August 2011
Main article: August 2011

August began with Chris and his tom-pals planning vengeance against the CWCki. Soon thereafter, Chris broke his lengthy internet hiatus by returning to YouTube and uploading a series of videos throughout August in which he claims to have information on the true identities of a number of trolls, including Surfshack Tito and Jack Thaddeus. These videos called for each troll to first upload a video of their own apologizing for their crimes against Chris, and then leave the internet forever. An earthquake and major hurricane hit Virginia during this month, but unfortunately, this did not stop Chris from uploading videos.

September

Main article: September 2011

September began with Chris on a high, having unmasked Jack Thaddeus, Alec Benson Leary and Thorg, and forcing Surfshack Tito to leave the Internet. Sadly, on 6 September, Chris's father Bob died, and his funeral took place on 11 September. After that, nothing was heard from Chris.

October

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On 18 October, Chris tried to sell his old TV (presumably Bob's) on Craigslist for more than 250$, which could indicate that finances of house of Chandler, after death of its patriarch, are in worse state as they were before. An incident occurred at the GAMe PLACe on 28 October, and both Chris and Barbara were arrested, though they have since been bailed out.

November

Main article: November 2011

Chris uploaded pics of Snyder onto the CWCki, and appeared in court to be charged with trespass, misdemeanor assault and failure to stop at the scene of an incident.

December

Main article: December 2011

Chris and Barb are due to be tried on 15 December 2011. It'll be a blue C-Mas at 14 Branchland Court.