2016
| “ | I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother. | ” |
| Chris, in August.
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| “ | Too bad [Hitler] died | ” |
| Chris, in September.
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| “ | Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is. | ” |
| Chris, in November.
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| A CWCville 2016 Year in Review | |
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| Stardate | 25 December 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts,  Etsy,  Music  Video Games,  Sex,  Politics,  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy,  Reason,  Crazy,  Rage
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| Saga |  Tomgirl,  Business  Business,  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  The Happy Hag,  Turquoise Tank Top,  Blue and White Striped Dress,  The Clopper,  Bra, .png){kind=small} White Tank Top,  Big Red,  The Deal Maker,  I'm Done Adulting,  Blue Turtleneck
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2016 was the eighth year since Chris's discovery.
It is a year that brought us the following things:
- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
- Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, Jeff Ouzuo on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.
- Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.
- Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to Donald Trump.
- Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.
- An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.
January
- Main article: January 2016
Chris advertised a lesbian sleepover and was interviewed.
February
- Main article: February 2016
Chris released another apology video and turned 34. A semen donor video was leaked.
March
- Main article: March 2016
Chris bought a PlayStation 4 and claimed it was a gift from a fan. Barb is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.
April
- Main article: April 2016
Chris released My Breast Massage Routine 18+ and begged for donors. He also started Sonichu Entertainment of America and quickly forgot about it.
May
- Main article: May 2016
Chris bought a waifu, had sex with a doll on YouTube and filed to change his name to Christine.
June
- Main article: June 2016
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.
July
- Main article: July 2016
Chris paid his court costs. Barb made an appearance in a begging video. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.
August
- Main article: August 2016
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.
September
- Main article: September 2016
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of $16k. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at Cville Pride. Chris makes an anti-Donald Trump video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.
October
- Main article: October 2016
Chris tries using Unban contracts on Gamestop and Best Buy. He continues to comment about his hatred of Donald Trump, including a post saying that he should have taken "a parody of himself in jest".
November
- Main article: November 2016
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.
December
- Main article: December 2016
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a Sonic Boom character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.
