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{{quote|England needs more cuties like [[Jacob Sockness|@Too_Sexy4CWC]].|Aly}}
[[File:GoFund.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Hirschberg's fundraiser for Chris: the former thinks the money will bring him to London and [[Miyamoto Saga|Tokyo]], while the latter has [[My Little Pony|other designs]] for it.]]
{{infobox
| title = Aly Hirschberg
| image = [[Image:Alan.JPG]]
|header1  = Information
|label1  = Name
|data1    = Aly Hirschberg
|label2  = Also known as
|data2  = Alan Christopher Ganly<br>Alan Christopher<br>Hulkerine<br>Azrael
|label3  = Date of Birth
|data3    = 27 July 1987 (age {{age|1987|7|27}})
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Female
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]]<ref>[[:File:AlanBio.jpg]]</ref>
|label6  = Race
|data6    = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Jewish]]<ref name=interview>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019]</ref>
|label7  = Religion
|data7    = [[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Chris worship]]
}}
 
'''Aly Michelle Hirschberg'''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]</ref> (mostly known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''') is an [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=interview /> Scottish Jew living in England who has made it her life's mission as a [[white knight]] and professed believer in the [[Dimensional Merge]] to spread Chris's [[autism|wonder]] throughout the known world. Like other [[slow-in-the-minds|exceptional individuals]] interested in Chris, she would [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchase]] many of his wares offered on [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] before these [[Chris and business|commercial affairs]] were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019.<ref name=interview /> As would other [[weens]] watching on the sidelines in [[September 2019]], she encouraged [[Jacob Sockness]]'s ill-fated journey to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], expressing her [[Sex|love]] towards Sockness much as Sockness would to Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482236 Hirschberg states she is Sockness's 'secret admirer' in public, 19 October 2019]</ref> Aly goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that she wants to make Chris's life an international affair. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country, and has set up [[Chris and money|fundraisers]] in vain for this purpose since [[August 2019]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the [[United States]] and has virtually no [[PandaHalo|authentic]] [[Julie|experience]] with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.
 
Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,<ref>[[February 2019 social media posts#Chris Fills Out A Survey]]</ref> this would not be what led Chris to notice her or advertise her £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris [[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|re-tweeted]] the campaign on 6 [[October 2019]], claiming the money [[Chris and his Ego|was supposed]] to take care of his expenses for [[April 2020|BABSCon]]. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was [[honor roll|oversight]] or a deliberate grab for [[Chris and money|a thousand quid]] cannot be determined. Humorously enough, on 14 October, Chris tried again to share the link for the BABSCon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183899832781594624</ref
 
==See also==
*[[List of Chris's financial enablers]]
 
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