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'''Aly Michelle Hirschberg'''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]</ref> (mostly known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''') is an [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=interview /> [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]] Jew living in England and a professed believer in the [[Dimensional Merge]], who has made it her life's mission to spread Chris's [[autism|wonder]] throughout the known world. Like many [[slow-in-the-minds|exceptional individuals]] interested in Chris, she would [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchase]] many of his wares offered on [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] before these [[Chris and business|commercial affairs]] were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019.<ref name=interview /> Like several [[weens]] on the sidelines in [[September 2019]], she encouraged [[Jacob Sockness]]'s ill-fated journey to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], expressing her [[Sex|love]] towards Sockness much as Sockness would to Chris. Aly goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that she wants to make Chris's life an international affair. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country, and has set up [[Chris and money|fundraisers]] in vain for this purpose since [[August 2019]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the [[United States]] and has virtually no [[PandaHalo|authentic]] [[Julie|experience]] with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.
'''Aly Michelle Hirschberg'''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]</ref> (mostly known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''') is an [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=interview /> [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]] Jew living in England, [[white knight]] and professed believer in the [[Dimensional Merge]], who has made it her life's mission to spread Chris's [[autism|wonder]] throughout the known world. Like many [[slow-in-the-minds|exceptional individuals]] interested in Chris, she would [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchase]] many of his wares offered on [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] before these [[Chris and business|commercial affairs]] were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019.<ref name=interview /> Like several [[weens]] on the sidelines in [[September 2019]], she encouraged [[Jacob Sockness]]'s ill-fated journey to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], expressing her [[Sex|love]] towards Sockness much as Sockness would to Chris. Aly goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that she wants to make Chris's life an international affair. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country, and has set up [[Chris and money|fundraisers]] in vain for this purpose since [[August 2019]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the [[United States]] and has virtually no [[PandaHalo|authentic]] [[Julie|experience]] with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.


Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,<ref>[[February 2019 social media posts#Chris Fills Out A Survey]]</ref> this would not be what led Chris to notice her or advertise her £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris [[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|re-tweeted]] the campaign on 6 [[October 2019]], claiming the money [[Chris and his Ego|was supposed]] to take care of his expenses for [[April 2020|BABSCon]]. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was [[honor roll|oversight]] or a deliberate grab for [[Chris and money|a thousand quid]] cannot be determined. Humorously, on 14 October, Chris attempted to share the link for the BABScon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183899832781594624</ref>.
Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,<ref>[[February 2019 social media posts#Chris Fills Out A Survey]]</ref> this would not be what led Chris to notice her or advertise her £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris [[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|re-tweeted]] the campaign on 6 [[October 2019]], claiming the money [[Chris and his Ego|was supposed]] to take care of his expenses for [[April 2020|BABSCon]]. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was [[honor roll|oversight]] or a deliberate grab for [[Chris and money|a thousand quid]] cannot be determined. Humorously, on 14 October, Chris attempted to share the link for the BABScon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183899832781594624</ref>.

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Name Aly Hirschberg
Also known as Alan Christopher Ganly
Alan Christopher
Hulkerine
Azrael
Date of Birth 27 July 1987 (age 36)
Gender Female
Nationality Scottish[1]
Race Jewish[2]
Religion Chris worship

Aly Michelle Hirschberg[3] (mostly known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher) is an autistic[2] Scottish Jew living in England, white knight and professed believer in the Dimensional Merge, who has made it her life's mission to spread Chris's wonder throughout the known world. Like many exceptional individuals interested in Chris, she would purchase many of his wares offered on Etsy and eBay before these commercial affairs were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019.[2] Like several weens on the sidelines in September 2019, she encouraged Jacob Sockness's ill-fated journey to Chris's home, expressing her love towards Sockness much as Sockness would to Chris. Aly goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that she wants to make Chris's life an international affair. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country, and has set up fundraisers in vain for this purpose since August 2019,[4] regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the United States and has virtually no authentic experience with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.

Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,[5] this would not be what led Chris to notice her or advertise her £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris re-tweeted the campaign on 6 October 2019, claiming the money was supposed to take care of his expenses for BABSCon. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was oversight or a deliberate grab for a thousand quid cannot be determined. Humorously, on 14 October, Chris attempted to share the link for the BABScon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link[6].

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