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Right after giving Mao a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], he "apologizes" to [[Evan]] and Alec. His only motivation for this seems to be as a means to convince them to remove the ads from the [[CWCipedia]], which have shifted essentially to hardcore gay porn.
Right after giving Mao a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], [[Chris]] '''"apologizes" to [[Evan]] and Alec,''' two of Mao's compatriots from [[Asperpedia]]. He seems to hope that this concession will help convince them to remove some of their ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which, in addition to exposing Chris's [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] and [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], have become fearfully pornographic.


However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not [[Fan:Asperchu]] or [[Fan:Simonchu]], but [[Simonla Rosechu]], his shameless imitation of Simonchu.
However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not [[Asperchu]] or [[Simonchu]], but [[Simonla Rosechu]], his [[Chris and copyright|shameless imitation]] of Simonchu.
==Video==
==Video==
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| Stardate       = 1 February 2010
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| Shirt         = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe
| previous      = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]
| previous      = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]
| next          = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|Current]]
| next          = [[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]
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===Transcript===
Ahh, Captain's Log, February first, 2010.. I would like to take this moment to apologize to mister Alec Benson Leary..For the curses, and the [[Death threats|death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own "fanmail" and all that.. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such.. As much as it is ''his'' original character.


Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's.. [''squints in a retarded concentration''] Try saying that three times fast with plurals..Heh.. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's all-creation. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements that I've made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything parodic or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.
{{quote|Try saying that three times fast with plurals.}}


Um...Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character..And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And..I leave you all with that! Soo..Yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''-sigh-''] Be safe and have a good day!
=== Transcript ===
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Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the [[death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is ''his'' original character.
 
Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [''squints in a retarded concentration''] [[Autism|Try saying that three times fast with plurals]]. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's [[CWC-isms|all-creation]]. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything [[parody|parodic]] or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.
 
Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Be safe and have a good day!
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]|nextlink=[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]|}}


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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010| 2010-02-01]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-02-01]]
[[Category:CWCipedia Saga videos| 2010-02-01]]

Revision as of 17:06, 12 January 2019

Right after giving Mao a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, Chris "apologizes" to Evan and Alec, two of Mao's compatriots from Asperpedia. He seems to hope that this concession will help convince them to remove some of their ads on the CWCipedia, which, in addition to exposing Chris's lies and hypocrisy, have become fearfully pornographic.

However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not Asperchu or Simonchu, but Simonla Rosechu, his shameless imitation of Simonchu.

Video

Apologies to Alec and Evan
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Stardate 1 February 2010
Subject Matter WebsiteWebsite Website
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason
Saga AsperchuAsperchu Asperchu
Shirt Red StripeRed Stripe The Dunwich Horror
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Address to Mao, the S.O.B.
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I Am Alive


Try saying that three times fast with plurals.

Transcript

Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to apologize to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the death threats, and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his Asperchu as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is his original character.

Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [squints in a retarded concentration] Try saying that three times fast with plurals. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's all-creation. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything parodic or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.

Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract all ownership of the Simonchu character. [Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [sigh] Be safe and have a good day!

Address to Mao, the S.O.B. Chris's videos I Am Alive