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[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|'''Candle's on a birthday cake''']]
'''Apology for 9/11 Joke''' is a video that [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 2 [[November 2009]]. Here, he attempts to excuse his less-than-sympathetic reference to the 9/11 attacks that was used in [[Twin Falling Towers|his last video]]. Chris also shares with us his personal rendition of [[Chris and music|"God Bless America"]] until he realizes that he doesn't know the lyrics. At first, it seems to be a slightly sincere apology.


'''Apology for 9/11 Joke''' is a video uploaded on 2 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris tries to pull an excuse for the disgusting 9/11 reference he did in [[Twin Falling Towers|his last video]]. Then, to add insult to injury, he starts to [[Chris and music|butcher "God Bless America"]] until he notices that [[fail|he doesn't know the lyrics]] and that substituting lyrics from the American National anthem just doesn't do any good. The video ends with another lame attempt to scare away [[Clyde Cash]].
Then, Chris reveals another attempt at scaring away [[Clyde Cash]] by sticking the photoshopped World Trade Center image onto a clip art of a birthday cake, and putting "flames" at the tops of the Twin Candle Towers. Needless to say, responses to this video were just as negative as they were for the last; the fact that this was done to save face wasn't lost on the audience.  
 
Chris says he's making amends by showing a new picture for the joke, but instead of creating a new picture from scratch, the birthday candles in the cake picture are the towers copy-pasted directly from the World Trade Center photoshop, but with the ''tops removed and set on fire''. Because no one combines insensitivity and laziness like Chris. So again, the responses have been very negative, all stating that it was done to save face and nothing more (which is the truth).


==Video==
==Video==
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| Stardate      = November 2, 2009
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| previous      = [[It will never end]]
| next          = [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]
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{{quote|I personally feel saddened of the day of 9/11, I care about its offenses, like the next person, anybody.}}


===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the uhh recent video I uploaded, which obviously was [[Random-access humor|a t-terrible joke]]. I had no intention of uh, offending anybody in such a worldwide manner, I it was meant only to offend [[Clyde]] and note on [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|how weak he was]]. I felt, I personally feel saddened by the day of 9/11, I care about its offenses, like the next person, anybody. Seriously, I'm a [[Chris and Welfare|good American]].
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the uhh recent video I uploaded, which obviously was [[Random-access humor|a t-terrible joke]]. I had no intention of e- of, uh, of offending anybody on such a wo- worldwide manner, all- I was meant only to offend [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] and to note on [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|how weak he was]]. I felt, I personally feel saddened of the day of 9/11, I care about its offenses, like the next person, anybody. Ser- I, seriously, I- I'm a [[Monthly tugboat|good]] [[United States of America|American]].


God bless America...
[[Chris and religion|God]] bless America...


[''Begins to sing''] "God bless Americcaaa, land of the freee...and the home of the brave..."
[''[[Chris and music|Begins to sing offkey]]''] "God bless Americcaaa, land of the freeee... and the home of the brave..."


Anyway yeah, it was mainly intended for Clyde and to offend him, and I had no idea or intention of the worldwide massive offensive.
Anyway yeah, it was mainly intended for, uh, Clyde and to offend him, and I had no idea or intention of the worldwide massive offensive.
So again, I am so sorry for making that photoshop pic, and making that terrible joke. I love America I was born in America and I am proud to be an American.  
So again, I am so sorry for making that Photoshop pic, and making that terrible joke. I love America. I was born in America and I am proud to be an American.  


[''Deep breath'']
[''Deep breath'']


But anyway instead of that I have though- have made up an alternate joke yeah, ok. I will snuff out Clyde because he is so weak, I will snuff him out, just like the candles on a birthday cake.
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|"...just like the candles on a birthday cake."]]
 
But anyway instead of that, uh, I have though- I have made up an alternate joke. Yeah. Ok. I will [[Death threats|snuff out Clyde]] because he is so weak, I will snuff him out, just like the candles on a [[Chris's birthday|birthday]] cake.


[''Blows'']
[''Blows'']
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[''Blows'']
[''Blows'']


My apologies there I had that layer hidden for a bit I mean I had a layer about that and I made it hidden. But anyway yeah, I will snuff him out like candles on a birthday cake.
My apologies there, I had that layer hidden for a bit. I mean I had a layer about that and I made it hidden. But anyway yeah, I will snuff him out like candles on a birthday cake.


And again, I apologize for the bad joke and I have already take the staff have deleted it, and I wish uhh would appreciate forgiveness like the next person and I promise it will not happen again.
And again, I apologize for the bad joke. I have already taken- the staff already deleted it, and I wish for- and I would appreciate forgiveness just like the next person and I promise it will not happen again.


God bless America... [''gives a victory and thumbs-up signs'']
God bless America... [''gives a victory and thumbs-up signs'']
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===Apology image text===
===Apology image text===
I, Christian Weston Chandler, deeply and humbly apologize for the misuse of the previous joke pic with the towers. I personally felt saddened the day of 9/11, and I cared about it's effects just like the next person, and I feel empathetic for those injured, [[Chris and death|dead]], and [[Clyde Cash|those who lost their loved ones]] on that day, whos names are listed on the memorial plaque at the location now.
I, Christian Weston Chandler, deeply and humbly apologize for the misuse of the previous joke pic with the towers. I personally felt saddened the day of 9/11, and I cared about it's effects [[Autism|just like the next person]], and I feel empathetic for those injured, [[Chris and death|dead]], and [[Clyde Cash|those who lost their loved ones]] on that day, whos names are listed on the memorial plaque at the location now.


The joke was mainly directed to how [[I AM STRONG|WEAK]] Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.
The joke was mainly directed to how [[I AM STRONG|WEAK]] Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Twin Falling Towers|CWC did WTC]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers|CWC did WTC]]
*[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]
*[[A near public apology]]
*[[A near public apology]]
*[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]
*[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]


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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-02]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-02]]
[[Category:Gay Spider-Man videos| 2009-11-02]]

Revision as of 10:10, 8 August 2018

Apology for 9/11 Joke is a video that Chris uploaded to YouTube on 2 November 2009. Here, he attempts to excuse his less-than-sympathetic reference to the 9/11 attacks that was used in his last video. Chris also shares with us his personal rendition of "God Bless America" until he realizes that he doesn't know the lyrics. At first, it seems to be a slightly sincere apology.

Then, Chris reveals another attempt at scaring away Clyde Cash by sticking the photoshopped World Trade Center image onto a clip art of a birthday cake, and putting "flames" at the tops of the Twin Candle Towers. Needless to say, responses to this video were just as negative as they were for the last; the fact that this was done to save face wasn't lost on the audience.

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I personally feel saddened of the day of 9/11, I care about its offenses, like the next person, anybody.

Transcript

Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the uhh recent video I uploaded, which obviously was a t-terrible joke. I had no intention of e- of, uh, of offending anybody on such a wo- worldwide manner, all- I was meant only to offend Clyde and to note on how weak he was. I felt, I personally feel saddened of the day of 9/11, I care about its offenses, like the next person, anybody. Ser- I, seriously, I- I'm a good American.

God bless America...

[Begins to sing offkey] "God bless Americcaaa, land of the freeee... and the home of the brave..."

Anyway yeah, it was mainly intended for, uh, Clyde and to offend him, and I had no idea or intention of the worldwide massive offensive. So again, I am so sorry for making that Photoshop pic, and making that terrible joke. I love America. I was born in America and I am proud to be an American.

[Deep breath]

"...just like the candles on a birthday cake."

But anyway instead of that, uh, I have though- I have made up an alternate joke. Yeah. Ok. I will snuff out Clyde because he is so weak, I will snuff him out, just like the candles on a birthday cake.

[Blows]

I will snuff him out like a birthday cake candle.

[Blows]

My apologies there, I had that layer hidden for a bit. I mean I had a layer about that and I made it hidden. But anyway yeah, I will snuff him out like candles on a birthday cake.

And again, I apologize for the bad joke. I have already taken- the staff already deleted it, and I wish for- and I would appreciate forgiveness just like the next person and I promise it will not happen again.

God bless America... [gives a victory and thumbs-up signs]

Have a good safe day.

Apology image text

I, Christian Weston Chandler, deeply and humbly apologize for the misuse of the previous joke pic with the towers. I personally felt saddened the day of 9/11, and I cared about it's effects just like the next person, and I feel empathetic for those injured, dead, and those who lost their loved ones on that day, whos names are listed on the memorial plaque at the location now.

The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.

So, again, I am soo sorry for making that photoshopped pic and making such a terrible joke.

See also

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