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[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|right|The April 16 Fetish Vids also include a set of photos, showing [[Chris]] wearing [[butt garments|diapers]].]]
[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|right|The April 16 Fetish Vids also include a set of photos, showing [[Chris]] wearing [[butt garments|diapers]].]]


The '''April 16 Fetish Vids''' is a set of 3 videos and a handful of photos, showing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] engaged in different explicit and shocking practices. The footage was released by [[The Miscreants]] on 16 [[April 2009]].
The '''April 16 Fetish Vids''' is a set of three videos and a handful of photos, showing Chris engaged in different explicit and shocking practices. Chris made all of them for [[Ivy]] except the shower dance, which was another audition tape for [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. This content was released by [[The Miscreants]] on 16 [[April 2009]].
   
   
==Fanta: Semen Flavor==
==Fanta: Semen Flavor==
In their conversations about love and life, Chris told [[Ivy]] that he [[recycling|recycled]] his semen to protect his fertility. He also claimed that his semen would taste ''exactly'' like what he had recently eaten. To test this hypothesis, Ivy requested a video. Naturally, Chris screws it up, drinking the Fanta only after the fact.


===Transcript===
===Transcript===


''[Chris appears in his room, dressed in a green bathrobe. His hair is disheveled.]''
''[Chris appears in his room, dressed in a green bathrobe. His hair is disheveled.''


This is for my sweetest [[Ivy]]'s eyes only.
This is for my sweetest [[Ivy]]'s eyes only.
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''[Chris holds up a small disposable cup made of clear plastic. A thick, white liquid rests in a thin layer along the bottom.]''
''[Chris holds up a small disposable cup made of clear plastic. A thick, white liquid rests in a thin layer along the bottom.]''


Here's some of my, uh, [[Semen|cum]] I just masturborted out.
Here's some of my, uh, [[comeuppance|cum]] I just [[mass debating|masturborted]] out.


''[He points at his own semen in the cup and brings it even closer to the camera.]''
''[He points at his own semen in the cup and brings it even closer to the camera.]''
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'Bout to that much, that's usually a lot.
'Bout to that much, that's usually a lot.


''[Chris holds a can of Fanta orange soda near the camera. He wears his [[Amnyfest Ring]] on his hand.]]
''[Chris holds a can of Fanta orange soda near the camera. He wears his [[Amnyfest Ring]] on his hand.]


Couldn't find any [[Obesity|chocolate syrup]], but I have some orange soda.
Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda.


''[Chris cracks open the can of Fanta. He fills the bottom third of the [[Fapcup]] with soda. He swishes the soda and semen around, with an extremely disquieting smirk on his face.]''
''[Chris cracks open the can of Fanta. He fills the bottom third of the [[Fapcup]] with soda. He swishes the soda and semen around, with an extremely disquieting smirk on his face.]''


Well... bottoms up!
Well...bottoms up!


''[He tilts back his head and drinks the cup of semen and Fanta.]''
''[He tilts back his head and drinks the cup of semen and Fanta.]''
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There you go, Ivy, orange-flavored cum. Hope you enjoyed that!
There you go, Ivy, orange-flavored cum. Hope you enjoyed that!


===Screen caps===
===Screencaps===


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Can be viewed here: [http://www.slutload.com/watch/M20g7MWCNa5/Chris-chan-Fanta-and-Cum.html]
* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-cum-fanta/wMlgfbs9XSDP/ Can be viewed here]
 
* Download: [http://www.mediafire.com/?7yw5fyttez9]


==Spank Dat Ass==
==Spank Dat Ass==
Chris is depicted spanking himself while kneeling on his filthy, [[Yellow is a Mellow Color|yellow]]ed mattress. Ivy requested this video as punishment for his cheating on her with Ivy, but she had not asked that he be nude.


===Transcript===
===Transcript===
 
''[Chris is dressed in a green bathrobe and nothing else. He looks at the camera, kneels on his mattress and begins spanking himself. He doesn't do a very good job.]''
''[Chris is dressed in a green bathrobe and nothing else. He looks at the camera, kneels on his filthy, yellowed mattress and begins spanking himself. He doesn't do a very good job.]''


Oh, I'm sorry for being...
Oh, I'm sorry for being...
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''[spanks self]''
''[spanks self]''


Oh Ivy, that smarts!  
Oh [[Ivy]], that smarts!  


''[rubs ass]''  
''[rubs ass]''  
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Aah.
Aah.


===Screen caps===
===Screencaps===


<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Spanking1.jpg
Image:Spanking1.jpg|SMACK
Image:Spanking2.jpg
Image:Spanking2.jpg|DAT
Image:Spanking3.jpg
Image:Spanking3.jpg|ASS!!!!
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


* Download: [http://www.mediafire.com/?9zgntjn3tl5]
* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-spank-dat-ass/r3Y3q0fIBkYv/ Can be viewed here.]


==How NOT to take a Shower==
==How NOT to Take a Shower==
{{quote|C'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom!|Chris, ever classy}}


{{quote|C'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom!|Chris, ever classy}}
Chris dances with an imaginary woman in his [[ShowerClean|beyond unclean shower stall]]. This audition video was commissioned by Vanessa. She thought he had star quality.


===Transcript===
===Transcript===
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Hey Ivy! May I have this dance?
Hey Ivy! May I have this dance?


''[Christian extends his hand towards the shower, which is empty except for mold and fungus. He steps inside, and begins a naked slow dance in his shower. His body is only visible from the chest down and his body is completely shaved. His skin tone is hard to describe due to the lighting but looks unhealthy. His hands are clenched tightly, as if he is holding the hands of a small child. About 25 seconds in he tries to twirl, and has a hard time turning his body around. He stumbles off-balance and catches himself against the wall. He then holds one arm up like he's twirling his imaginary dance partner. At 50 seconds in he makes a hugging motion and leans forward as if kissing his [[Troll|pretend Internet girlfriend.]]]''
''[Christian extends his hand towards the shower, which is empty except for mold and fungus. He steps inside, and begins a naked slow dance in his shower. His body is only visible from the chest down and his body is completely shaved. His skin condition is hard to describe due to the lighting but looks unhealthy. His hands are clenched tightly, as if he [[Pedofork|is holding the hands of a small child]]. About 25 seconds in he tries to twirl, but he has a hard time turning his body around. He stumbles off-balance and catches himself against the wall. He then holds one arm up like he's twirling his imaginary dance partner. At 50 seconds in he makes a hugging motion and leans forward as if kissing his [[Troll|pretend Internet girlfriend.]]]''


Oh yeah, c'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom. Let's go Ivy. I'll help you.
Oh yeah, c'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom. Let's go Ivy. I'll help you.


''[Chris steps out of the tub and walks towards the camera, bringing his tiny, hairless, shrunken genitals extremely close to the camera. He fumbles at the camera for a second and it shuts off.]''
''[Chris steps out of the tub and walks towards the camera, bringing his tiny, hairless, shrunken genitalia extremely close to the camera. He fumbles at the camera for a second and it shuts off.]''


===Screen caps===
===Screencaps===


<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|Oh god that grout.
Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|DAT GROUT
Image:Assofterror.jpg|In the actual video it jiggles alarmingly.
Image:Assofterror.jpg|In the actual video it jiggles alarmingly.
Image:Goodbyehorses.jpg|Chris shows off his dance moves to the <s>camera</s> mold and mildew.
Image:Goodbyehorses.jpg|Chris shows off his dance moves to the mold and mildew.
Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris lightens the mood of an otherwise intensely disturbing moment by almost falling on his face.
Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris lightens the mood of an otherwise intensely disturbing moment by almost falling on his face.
Image:Doitinthebedroom.jpg|"Let's do it in the bedroom!"
Image:Doitinthebedroom.jpg|"Let's do it in the bedroom!"
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</gallery></center>
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Can be viewed here: [http://www.slutload.com/watch/BiQqrpqIPub/Chris-chan-takes-a-Shower.html]
* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-shower/sW8HU4nybtk6/ Can be viewed here]
 
* Download: [http://www.mediafire.com/?htymxy4incb]


==Really? This fetish?==
==Unfit for Collection==
A set of pictures showing Chris wearing diapers (nappies to Eurofags), or, as Chris calls them, [[butt garments]].
This set of pictures showing Chris wearing diapers ("nappies" in the British dialect), or, as Chris calls them, [[butt garments]], was demanded by Ivy and her roommate as further punishment for his cheating. In Ivy's words, "During the photo shoot Chris decided to lick his [[medallion]] and throw a wink our way, as he wanted to 'still look good for me'."


<center>
<center>
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Ecp00063.jpg
Image:Ecp00063.jpg|You can actually see the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit stains]]...
Image:HelloSpas.jpg
Image:HelloSpas.jpg|A bout of [[random-access humor]].
Image:Ecp00065.jpg
Image:Ecp00065.jpg|Lick dat medallion!
Image:Ecp00066.jpg
Image:Ecp00066.jpg|Wink wink.
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>
</center>


* Download: [http://www.mediafire.com/?ujy9stnezvm]
 
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-16]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-16]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-16]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-16]]
[[Category: Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-04-16]]
[[Category: Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-04-16]]

Revision as of 01:09, 23 September 2016

The April 16 Fetish Vids also include a set of photos, showing Chris wearing diapers.

The April 16 Fetish Vids is a set of three videos and a handful of photos, showing Chris engaged in different explicit and shocking practices. Chris made all of them for Ivy except the shower dance, which was another audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens. This content was released by The Miscreants on 16 April 2009.

Fanta: Semen Flavor

In their conversations about love and life, Chris told Ivy that he recycled his semen to protect his fertility. He also claimed that his semen would taste exactly like what he had recently eaten. To test this hypothesis, Ivy requested a video. Naturally, Chris screws it up, drinking the Fanta only after the fact.

Transcript

[Chris appears in his room, dressed in a green bathrobe. His hair is disheveled.

This is for my sweetest Ivy's eyes only.

[Chris holds up a small disposable cup made of clear plastic. A thick, white liquid rests in a thin layer along the bottom.]

Here's some of my, uh, cum I just masturborted out.

[He points at his own semen in the cup and brings it even closer to the camera.]

'Bout to that much, that's usually a lot.

[Chris holds a can of Fanta orange soda near the camera. He wears his Amnyfest Ring on his hand.]

Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda.

[Chris cracks open the can of Fanta. He fills the bottom third of the Fapcup with soda. He swishes the soda and semen around, with an extremely disquieting smirk on his face.]

Well...bottoms up!

[He tilts back his head and drinks the cup of semen and Fanta.]

There you go, Ivy, orange-flavored cum. Hope you enjoyed that!

Screencaps

Spank Dat Ass

Chris is depicted spanking himself while kneeling on his filthy, yellowed mattress. Ivy requested this video as punishment for his cheating on her with Ivy, but she had not asked that he be nude.

Transcript

[Chris is dressed in a green bathrobe and nothing else. He looks at the camera, kneels on his mattress and begins spanking himself. He doesn't do a very good job.]

Oh, I'm sorry for being...

[spanks self]

Uh!

[spanks self]

Oh!

[spanks self]

Yeah!

[spanks self]

A bit harder!

[spanks self]

Oh, I'm sorry!

[spanks self]

Oh Ivy, that smarts!

[rubs ass]

Aah.

Screencaps

How NOT to Take a Shower

C'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom!
Chris, ever classy

Chris dances with an imaginary woman in his beyond unclean shower stall. This audition video was commissioned by Vanessa. She thought he had star quality.

Transcript

[A disgusting shower stall is shown. The grout is black with mildew and there are large blotchy brown stains on the tile. Two rolls of toilet paper appear in the foreground. Suddenly, the giant fat ass of a white male enters the frame.]

Hey Ivy! May I have this dance?

[Christian extends his hand towards the shower, which is empty except for mold and fungus. He steps inside, and begins a naked slow dance in his shower. His body is only visible from the chest down and his body is completely shaved. His skin condition is hard to describe due to the lighting but looks unhealthy. His hands are clenched tightly, as if he is holding the hands of a small child. About 25 seconds in he tries to twirl, but he has a hard time turning his body around. He stumbles off-balance and catches himself against the wall. He then holds one arm up like he's twirling his imaginary dance partner. At 50 seconds in he makes a hugging motion and leans forward as if kissing his pretend Internet girlfriend.]

Oh yeah, c'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom. Let's go Ivy. I'll help you.

[Chris steps out of the tub and walks towards the camera, bringing his tiny, hairless, shrunken genitalia extremely close to the camera. He fumbles at the camera for a second and it shuts off.]

Screencaps

Unfit for Collection

This set of pictures showing Chris wearing diapers ("nappies" in the British dialect), or, as Chris calls them, butt garments, was demanded by Ivy and her roommate as further punishment for his cheating. In Ivy's words, "During the photo shoot Chris decided to lick his medallion and throw a wink our way, as he wanted to 'still look good for me'."


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