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===Transcript===
==Transcript==
[''The first minute and 17 seconds of the video are silent with some upbeat orchestral music playing in the background. At that point, [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] presumably asks him to mind his own beeswax.'']


Well, it IS my business, I'm livin' right... next door to dis here. [''Plenty of crunching and rustling sounds can be heard in the background. After some more silence, Barb asks him a question but cannot be easily heard at all.'']
''[A view out of a window onto a backhoe and a burning pile of dirt, Chris sits in silence while music plays]''
''[About a minute and a half in Barb is heard]''
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barb:''' 'you watching the <unintelligible>?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, and I'm Recording it on my iPod... video. ''[Chris clears his throat]'' Yeah, you see wha- you see he moved his... shovel back and he's looking like he's trying- he's either stokin' it or he's trying to put it out.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barb:''' <unintelligible></font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that-a what's- that's what'e's looks what he's doing right now.</font>


Yeah, and I'm recording it on my iPod! Video! [''Chris clears his throat.''] Yeah, you see what he's--you see, he moved his...shovel mech, and he's... lookin' like he's trying to, he's either stokin' it, or he's trying to put it out! [''Barb talks again inaudibly.''] Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, [[Speech impediment|nanowats]], that's what's looks like he is doing right now!
''[More silence, one of the window blinds blades falls in front of the iPod's camera several times, Chris quickly moves it out of the way making grunting noises as he does]''
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barb:''' He's trying to put dirt over it, he's starting to put it out.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You looked from downstairs, or outside?</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barb:''' <unintelligible>smoke's<unintelligible></font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah...</font>
''[Jingling of dog tags]''
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey, [[Snoopy]]. This can go on YouTube; shoveling male idiot tries to put out a fire... surrounding a forest and... a neighborhood. Hey, there's a lake nearby, maybe he could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire! My mama tried callin' 911, but guess what? The darn idiots won't listen, they think ''[Chris does a stupid voice]'' 'he's not breakin' any laaaaaaaaaws.' ''[normal voice]'' consarn it, they don't have a lick of common sense. And look at this now, ''[Chris does a different, equally stupid voice]'' he road away from the damn fire...''[normal voice]''no wait, ''[stupid voice again]'' he's turnin' around</font>


[''More silence, then two grunts from Chris and plenty of rattling, followed by some more silence. Then, Barb talks again.'']
''[A cell phone starts ringing in the background]''
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, now what? I'm no-</font>


You looked from downstairs or outside? [''Barb inaudibly replies.''] Yeah! [''Some keys jingle in the background.''] Just makin'...this can go on YouTube. [''Barb likely asks him what he'll call the video.''] "Shoveling Male Idiot Tries to Put Out Fire"..."Surrounding a Forest"..."and"..."Neighborhood"! [''More silence.''] AND THERE'S A LAKE NEAR BY, you know what? He could scoop some water and put it OVER the damn fire! [''More silence.''] Amamajoin call 911, but guess what? The darn idiots won't listen, they think, [''Chris does a terrible impression.''] "HE'S NOT BREAKIN' ANY LAAAAAAAAUWS." Consarn it, they don't have a lick of common sense!
''[Jump cut, the camera now focuses on the window screen making everything outside blurry]''


Oh, LOOK at this now! He drivin' away from the damn fire...oh, wait, he turnin' around! [''More silence; a [[Wikipedia:new jack swing|new jack swing]]-type number is now heard, possibly a ringtone from Chris's phone.''] Oh, now what? I'm going to--
''[A dog howls]''
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[Chris does the first stupid voice again]'' I'm drivin' away, yep, I stoked the fire and now I'm driving away. I'm an idiot or somthin', look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wi-''[Chris's voice changes back to normal mid word]''-nd is heavy over here, I can feel it! ''[stupid voice again]'' Now I'll just turn myself around... and now i'm gonna watch the damn fire some more. ''[normal voice]'' Someone please call 911 and tell em to get over here!</font>


[''Jump cut to a new shot of the window. Cue some more silence, with some new somber-type piano music in the background and [[Clover and Snoopy|either Clover or Snoopy]] howling.''] I'm drivin' away! Yep, I stoked the fire, and now I'm drivin' away! A-I'm an idiot or something, look at me! I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it! And the wind is howling over here, I can feel it! And now I just turn myself around... and now, I'm gonna sit here and watch the damn fire some more! Somebody, please call 911 and tell 'em to get over here!
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Revision as of 20:28, 28 December 2014

The Brushfire Video (officially Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!) is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube on 6 November 2014. The video was posted during a string of rants on Facebook that Chris made while observing a man on a bulldozer trying to put out a very small brushfire accidentally occurring near his house.

Note that the long title of the video accidentally reveals the address of his Rental House.

The video is shot in better quality than his usual standards, apparently made using the YouTube Capture app on his iPhone, but that's not saying much as the video quality continually changes, and is quite possibly one of the shakiest videos he has made this side of Sonichu's Edge.

Chris thought that his detractors wouldn't find the video by putting it in "Unlisted" mode on YouTube. This backfired spectacularly.

Summary

This video mostly consists of footage of the brushfire, shot through a window, while Chris talks loudly to his mom and makes a stupid impression of the guy on the bulldozer every now and then. Note that Chris is not one to talk regarding fires. The crunching and plinking sounds implies that the video was shot rather nonchalantly during lunch.

Video

Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!
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Stardate 6 November 2014
Subject Matter OtherUnknownIcon.png Hypocrisy
Performance Style RageRage Rage, ComedyComedy Comedy, SmugSmug Smug
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Transcript

[A view out of a window onto a backhoe and a burning pile of dirt, Chris sits in silence while music plays] [About a minute and a half in Barb is heard]
Barb: 'you watching the <unintelligible>?
Chris: Yeah, and I'm Recording it on my iPod... video. [Chris clears his throat] Yeah, you see wha- you see he moved his... shovel back and he's looking like he's trying- he's either stokin' it or he's trying to put it out.
Barb: <unintelligible>
Chris: Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that-a what's- that's what'e's looks what he's doing right now.

[More silence, one of the window blinds blades falls in front of the iPod's camera several times, Chris quickly moves it out of the way making grunting noises as he does]
Barb: He's trying to put dirt over it, he's starting to put it out.
Chris: You looked from downstairs, or outside?
Barb: <unintelligible>smoke's<unintelligible>
Chris: Yeah... [Jingling of dog tags]
Chris: Hey, Snoopy. This can go on YouTube; shoveling male idiot tries to put out a fire... surrounding a forest and... a neighborhood. Hey, there's a lake nearby, maybe he could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire! My mama tried callin' 911, but guess what? The darn idiots won't listen, they think [Chris does a stupid voice] 'he's not breakin' any laaaaaaaaaws.' [normal voice] consarn it, they don't have a lick of common sense. And look at this now, [Chris does a different, equally stupid voice] he road away from the damn fire...[normal voice]no wait, [stupid voice again] he's turnin' around

[A cell phone starts ringing in the background]
Chris: Oh, now what? I'm no-

[Jump cut, the camera now focuses on the window screen making everything outside blurry]

[A dog howls]
Chris: [Chris does the first stupid voice again] I'm drivin' away, yep, I stoked the fire and now I'm driving away. I'm an idiot or somthin', look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wi-[Chris's voice changes back to normal mid word]-nd is heavy over here, I can feel it! [stupid voice again] Now I'll just turn myself around... and now i'm gonna watch the damn fire some more. [normal voice] Someone please call 911 and tell em to get over here!

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