Difference between revisions of "CWC-isms"
m (→G) |
Silmarillion (talk | contribs) (fixed my previous edit) |
||
(16 intermediate revisions by 6 users not shown) | |||
Line 124: | Line 124: | ||
''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote> | ''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and | Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women. </blockquote> | ||
;attraction time | ;attraction time | ||
Line 130: | Line 130: | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location | ||
<blockquote>Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote> | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
Line 466: | Line 466: | ||
<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two | Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote> | ||
;emotional differences | ;emotional differences | ||
Line 475: | Line 475: | ||
Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote> | Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote> | ||
;empirical | |||
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means. | |||
<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical</ref></blockquote> | |||
Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from [[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine|''Yellow Submarine'']]. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote> | |||
;entendre | ;entendre | ||
Line 874: | Line 881: | ||
3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]]. | 3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]]. | ||
Origin: Chris | Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his [[autism]]. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around. | ||
|} | |} | ||
Line 961: | Line 968: | ||
Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote> | Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote> | ||
;mass debate | |||
<blockquote>1. (adjective) to pleasure one's self; to masturbate | |||
<blockquote> "I've actually done it ['''mass debating'''] to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman..."</blockquote> | |||
Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote> | |||
;[[Manajerks|manajerk]] | ;[[Manajerks|manajerk]] | ||
Line 1,142: | Line 1,157: | ||
<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
5. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus. | |||
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440</ref></blockquote> | |||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
Line 1,312: | Line 1,331: | ||
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') a condom | <blockquote>1. (''noun'') a condom | ||
<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "'''raincoat'''.'' | <blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote> | ||
<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote> | |||
Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote> | Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote> | ||
Line 1,322: | Line 1,340: | ||
<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random access memory. <ref>Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)</ref> | Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory. <ref>Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)</ref> | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
Line 1,331: | Line 1,349: | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.'' <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote> | ''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Possibly a pun. Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu#Transexual|his/her]] "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him/her to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his/her chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him/her. He could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty"<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref>, metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. | Origin: Possibly a pun. Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu#Transexual|his/her]] "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him/her to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his/her chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him/her. He could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty"<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref>, metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. | ||
Line 1,342: | Line 1,360: | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.'' <ref>August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"</ref></blockquote> | ''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris_and_reality#Fictional_characters_and_media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. | Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris_and_reality#Fictional_characters_and_media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. | ||
Line 1,352: | Line 1,370: | ||
1. (''adjective'') realated to live-action. | 1. (''adjective'') realated to live-action. | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
''Ah! Going for something '''realistic'''. Awesome'' <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote> | ''Ah! Going for something '''realistic'''. Awesome.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Chris, taking everything he sees at face value, possibly believes live action shows actually happen.</blockquote> | Origin: Chris, taking everything he sees at face value, possibly believes live-action shows actually happen.</blockquote> | ||
;[[Recycling|recycling]] | ;[[Recycling|recycling]] | ||
Line 1,386: | Line 1,404: | ||
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote> | <blockquote>1. (''noun'') The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the Evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote> | <blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the Evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote> | ||
|} | |} | ||
Line 1,434: | Line 1,452: | ||
Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote> | Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote> | ||
;[[Slow-in-the- | ;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person | ||
Line 1,458: | Line 1,476: | ||
<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R| | Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This strange phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote> | ||
;snooze cruise | ;snooze cruise | ||
Line 1,465: | Line 1,483: | ||
<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Used in the school report [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]. Given the time this report was written, Chris picked up this phrase up from Sonic Adventure. | Origin: Used in the school report [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]. Given the time this report was written, Chris picked up this phrase up from ''Sonic Adventure''. | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
Line 1,474: | Line 1,492: | ||
<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[ | 2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]]. | ||
<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote> | ||
Line 1,480: | Line 1,498: | ||
Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote> | Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote> | ||
;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] | |||
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote> | |||
<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titualar character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote> | |||
;soo | ;soo | ||
Line 1,530: | Line 1,551: | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote> | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris' strange [[Chris and English#Television | <blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris' strange [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote> | ||
;sumbah | ;sumbah | ||
Line 1,615: | Line 1,636: | ||
Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth," although that idiom means something, whereas this is just an incomplete sentence. | Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth," although that idiom means something, whereas this is just an incomplete sentence. | ||
</blockquote> | |||
;triage | |||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people. | |||
<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote> | |||
Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology. | |||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
Line 1,727: | Line 1,757: | ||
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl</ref></blockquote> | "I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Even after having sex with [[Mia Hamm]], the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart pushes Chris's buttons. This gets so bad, that he might even rage after he's lost a potential sweetheart.</blockquote> | Origin: Even after allegedly having sex with [[Mia Hamm]], the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart pushes Chris's buttons. This gets so bad, that he might even rage after he's lost a potential sweetheart.</blockquote> | ||
;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]] | ;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]] |
Revision as of 15:49, 5 April 2018
One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult concepts directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their diapers — others, such as "tobacky" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to semen as "navy", because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWC-isms.
CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.
Primary categories of CWC-isms
There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
- CWC-neologism - a new word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first created by Chris.
Example: Lovehogs, a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs". - CWC-euphemism - a preexisting word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a totally different meaning than it was meant to.
Example: Duck, meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis. - CWC-anachronism - an obscure word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which became characteristic for Chris's way of speaking/writing.
Example: I don't care for smth., a phrase Chris uses almost every time he expresses hate for something or someone. - CWC-misspelling - only the most notable of Chris's misspellings: those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing.
Example: Geinus, what he deems himself to be. - Other shit - or Miscellaneous.
These 5 Main Types of CWC-isms are here to help you determine, if a word or phrase is a CWC-ism. If it fits the first 4 types, it most probably is. If it doesn't, it most probably isn't. Only the most important and notable of exclusions go into the 5th Type.
Contents
↑ • # • A • B • C • D • E • F • G • H • I • J • K • L • M • N • O • P • Q • R • S • T • U • V • W • X • Y • Z • References • Navigation |
# |
---|
|
A |
---|
|
B |
---|
|
C |
---|
|
D |
---|
|
E |
---|
|
F |
---|
|
G |
---|
|
H |
---|
|
I |
---|
|
J |
---|
|
K |
---|
|
L |
---|
|
M |
---|
|
N |
---|
|
O |
---|
|
P |
---|
|
Q |
---|
|
R |
---|
|
S |
---|
|
T |
---|
|
U |
---|
|
V |
---|
|
W |
---|
|
|
X |
---|
|
Y |
---|
|
|
|
|
Z |
---|
|
References
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/
- ↑ Lars Call
- ↑ 100 2267
- ↑ CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009
- ↑ CWC - Hand Drawn Original
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/cwcville/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152771303590916/?type=3&theater
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile
- ↑ Issue 8 Pages 94-95
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2004-2006
- ↑ 2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist
- ↑ NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Biological_clock
- ↑ Chris Calls Clyde Out
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Christian's Update 13 September 2008
- ↑ I am Alive
- ↑ Vanessa AIM Chat 3
- ↑ Do Not Dis C Ville
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_3
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_14
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2012_Facebook_posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Coffee_Place
- ↑ https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs
- ↑ Kacey Phone Call
- ↑ 116-CWCCop.jpg
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NO_D***_WAY,_IMPOSTOR!!!
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ Mailbag 15
- ↑ Sonichu #8, page 43
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Thanks.2C_darling
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg
- ↑ Wikipedia#May 2009 drama
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 9
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 2
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 70
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)
- ↑ August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work
- ↑ [1]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#The_Shit_Hits_the_Fan
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29
- ↑ The MovingFoward videos.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs
- ↑ IRC chat, 02 January 2009.
- ↑ Chris's email to Megan Schroeder, 06 July 2007
- ↑ Chris's email to The Wallflower, 18 February 2010
- ↑ Christian in his Own Words.
- ↑ Mailbag 5
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_1
- ↑ Chris Chan's Public Announcement
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Matthew_5:27,_CWC_Confessions
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_9_April_2009
- ↑ Chris dispels videogame rumors
- ↑ Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Heart_level
- ↑ "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu"
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Jackie_e-mails_Part_2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_5
- ↑ Challenge for Clyde II
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Blog
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic10P97.jpg
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 23
- ↑ CWC Update 9 April 2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Got_A_Fish
- ↑ Jason Kendrick Howell message
- ↑ Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
- ↑ Sonichu #9, page 79
- ↑ CWC Update 29 July 2009
- ↑ [[2]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Chris_Sets_the_Record_STRAIGHT
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January
- ↑ Chris chan (CWCipedia)
- ↑ Email from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up
- ↑ I Love You Kacey
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/quest
- ↑ 119.0 119.1 CWC's Second Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan%27s_Public_Announcement
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block
- ↑ Common Questions#1_February_2010
- ↑ CWC Blog#28_December_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ToJackie
- ↑ Issue 9 Page 39
- ↑ Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"
- ↑ Mailbag 39
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat#References_by_Chris
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_12
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
- ↑ For Chris
- ↑ LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son10revp3.jpg
- ↑ [[3]]
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash
- ↑ Sonichu #7
- ↑ Mumble_4
- ↑ Mailbag 37
- ↑ IRC (03 January 2009)
- ↑ Song of Christian
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)
- ↑ Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2008#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody#Chris_does_not_understand_the_concept_of_parody
- ↑ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chrisreply3.PNG
- ↑ https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_4#Why_Chris_hates_pickles
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L
- ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-21-crescent-eclipse.33504/
- ↑ CWC address to Royal Board
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Warm_Fuzzy_Tale
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_English
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_college
- ↑ File:ProwldentVCC.jpg
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 31
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile
- ↑ https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/quarters
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm
- ↑ Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective
- ↑ August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil
- ↑ Sonichu #4
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect
- ↑ An Important Update
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler
- ↑ Getting Foam Ed
- ↑ CWCFlyingElephants. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different from.
- ↑ Chris's Letter to Blanca
- ↑ A Public Announcement for Congress
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call
- ↑ Ivy Q&A
- ↑ Sonichu Special 4, page K-4
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ Silvana
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow
- ↑ PSN comment as of 6 April 2011
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Misc_E-mails#Anti-Pmurt
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Trump.2C_you_mocked_the_mentally-challenged
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests#Chris_Rages_On
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Unleashing_his_inner_Brit
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Tabitha_addresses_CWC_flame_war
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NightStar2891_tweets#Twitter_spam_for_Tabitha
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jessica_Quinn
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4
- ↑ BlueSpike Skype Logs 7
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/China#Vaginatables
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite
- ↑ [[4]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins
- ↑ Random-access humor
- ↑ [[5]]
- ↑ CWCipedia article on Rosechu
- ↑ Katie Bay E-mails 3
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 6
- ↑ Sign Destruction Video
- ↑ Power
- ↑ [[6]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Diary
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 68 Ultra Sonichu to the Basement Rosechus, on a single page
- ↑ Miyamoto Saga
- ↑ [[7]]
- ↑ [[8]]
- ↑ Sonichu 0
- ↑ A New, Fun Trick!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu
- ↑ Sonichu 0