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;[[4-Cent Garbage]] | ;[[4-Cent Garbage]] | ||
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1. | 1. ''(noun)'' The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in [[Sonichu]]. | ||
<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Since ED and 4chan were partly responsible for Megan's breakup with him, Chris decided to get payback on the both of them by combining the both of them into an evil corporation in Sonichu, dubbing it "4-cent Garbage".</blockquote> | |||
;7-incher | |||
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1. ''(noun)'' A penis which measures seven-inches in length. | |||
<blockquote> ''Good thing we stopped for a pack of condoms; it's too bad the regular-size ones break easily on my '''7-incher'''.''<ref>[[File:SchuComic8P2.jpg | |||
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Origin: According to Chris, his penis is about 7 inches, which he actually believes is the average length of a penis of an adult male <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_20#Oral_doesn.27t_count</ref>. Chris has made all kinds of weird euphemisms for just his penis alone such as this one, "ugly growth", and "duck".</blockquote> | |||
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<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to | Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to do so. Chris doesn't understand that [[Chris and socialization|the way he behaves around people]], especially those [[Women|of the opposite sex]] has anything to do with it, and therefore should see a therapist to correct his socialization skills.</blockquote> | ||
;detail | ;detail | ||
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Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote> | Origin: A misunderstanding of the meaning of the word.</blockquote> | ||
;Dork of Ages | |||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who deserves scorn for creating an ED article on you. | |||
<blockquote>He is the '''Dork of Ages'''. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, [gives a thumbs down] along with him.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS) | |||
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Origin: Used on [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he created Chris' Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This phrase was taken from the American Dad episode "Dungeons and Wagons", where Hayley called Steve the "Dork of Ages" while he played "Dragon Shuffle".</blockquote> | |||
;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic | ;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic | ||
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;[[Fangs|fangs]] | ;[[Fangs|fangs]] | ||
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his | [[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his canines]] | ||
[[File:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|200px|The reality. The red arrows point to Chris' cavities]] | |||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth | ||
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<blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''I'm not afraid to SHOW MY '''FANGS'''!''<ref>[[CWC_Update_8_January_2009]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently | Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth, apparently believing canine teeth are some kind of special trait only a selected few people have. Because he believes his canines to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote> | ||
;faredoo | ;faredoo | ||
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<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: | Origin: Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as just "friends", simply because he thinks that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]] before they're in the dreaded [[Friend Zone]]. Chris also states that due to his autism, this somehow means that he gets along much more easily with girls than with guys. <ref>Autism Tutorial Part 5</ref> Although this could be more due to the fact that he overall has had much better experiences with girls than with boys growing up, especially in high school. This has caused him to pick up more [[Transgender|effeminate traits and characteristics]]. The term "gal-pal" is typically used by women when they are talking to other people in their social clique. Chris therefore picked this phrase up from the girls he's talked to (possibly using the phrase because he sees himself as "one of the girls").</blockquote> | ||
;gawd | ;gawd | ||
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<blockquote>''Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: | Origin: Chris only used this word once in the video [[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]. Before this video, [[Clyde Cash]] had threatened to harm [[Julie]] under the condition that Chris refuses to admit that he's gay. Chris being Chris, he had absolutely no idea that he was once again under another elaborate trolling scheme, and had no clue how to handle the situation. Chris thought he could be sly and admit to being gay, while also being attracted to women. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian" so that he can say that he's a "male lesbian", despite this being a complete contradiction within itself.</blockquote> | ||
;geinus | ;geinus | ||
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Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say. | Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say. | ||
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;hedgehog-defensive | |||
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Protecting oneself by curling up into a ball, just like a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]]. | |||
<blockquote>And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my '''hedgehog-defensive''' state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk]]</ref></blockquote> | |||
<blockquote>@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full '''Hedgehog Defensive''' and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state]]</ref></blockquote> | |||
Origin: Replacing the likes of his [[Megatron pistol]] and his [[pepper spray]], Chris has adapted the habit of rolling up into a ball to protect himself from unwanted physical contact. The protective state he dubs "the hedgehog-defensive state" is most likely based off of the spin-dash attack from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, which the titular character uses to attack foes.</blockquote> | |||
;[[HEXBox]] | ;[[HEXBox]] | ||
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2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris' expense | 2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris' expense | ||
<blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>Chris emails 2008</ref> | <blockquote>''... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE''<ref>Chris emails 2008</ref> | ||
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<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote> | ||
<!--Origin:--></blockquote> | <!--Origin:--> </blockquote> | ||
;level-up king | ;level-up king | ||
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1. ''(noun)'' Master of | 1. ''(noun)'' Master of card games. | ||
<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up</ref></blockquote> | ||
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Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt"".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote</ref> This is because of Chris's strong hatred for Trump, despite showing very little knowledge about [[Chris and politics|America's political system]]. Chris also reversed the name because to him, reversing someone's name will degrade and weaken them. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L</ref>In his eyes, if he repeats this word again and again, people will start turning against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]], which, unsurprisingly enough, never happened <ref>https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president</ref>.</blockquote> | Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt"".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote</ref> This is because of Chris's strong hatred for Trump, despite showing very little knowledge about [[Chris and politics|America's political system]]. Chris also reversed the name because to him, reversing someone's name will degrade and weaken them. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L</ref>In his eyes, if he repeats this word again and again, people will start turning against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]], which, unsurprisingly enough, never happened <ref>https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president</ref>.</blockquote> | ||
;poke | ;poke | ||
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<blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''For a hundred dollars? Th-that's, that's '''quite''', that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...''<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking | Origin: Chris infamously used this word, along with "indeed" ad nauseam in his interview with [[Arthur Spatchcock]], believing that doing so is essentially the same as speaking his language, British if you will.</blockquote> | ||
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;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]] | ;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]] | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the | <blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get a girlfriend solely due to his autism. | ||
<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days | <blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days | ||
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[[Category:CWC-isms]] | [[Category:CWC-isms]] |
Revision as of 02:16, 9 August 2019
One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult concepts directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their diapers — others, such as "tobacky" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to semen as "navy", because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWC-isms.
CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.
Primary categories of CWC-isms
There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
- CWC-neologism - a new word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first created by Chris.
Example: Lovehogs, a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs". - CWC-euphemism - a preexisting word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a totally different meaning than it was meant to.
Example: Duck, meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis. - CWC-anachronism - an obscure word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which became characteristic for Chris's way of speaking/writing.
Example: Uncouth, an obscure word Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him. - CWC-misspelling - only the most notable of Chris's misspellings: those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing.
Example: Geinus, what he deems himself to be. - Other shit - or Miscellaneous.
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References
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377
- ↑ Sonichu 9 Official Videobook
- ↑ [[File:SchuComic8P2.jpg ]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_20#Oral_doesn.27t_count
- ↑ May 2015 Facebook posts
- ↑ May_2015_Facebook_posts
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/
- ↑ Lars Call
- ↑ 100 2267
- ↑ Dankula
- ↑ CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
- ↑ Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009
- ↑ CWC - Hand Drawn Original
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/cwcville/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152771303590916/?type=3&theater
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile
- ↑ Issue 8 Pages 94-95
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2004-2006
- ↑ 2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist
- ↑ NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman
- ↑ Biological clock
- ↑ Chris Calls Clyde Out
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!
- ↑ Christian's Update 13 September 2008
- ↑ I am Alive
- ↑ Sonichu's_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan
- ↑ Vanessa AIM Chat 3
- ↑ Do Not Dis C Ville
- ↑ Mailbag_3
- ↑ Mailbag_14
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm
- ↑ CWC's_Second_Message
- ↑ April_2012_Facebook_posts
- ↑ Coffee Place
- ↑ https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs
- ↑ Kacey Phone Call
- ↑ Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014
- ↑ 116-CWCCop.jpg
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NO_D***_WAY,_IMPOSTOR!!!
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ Mailbag 15
- ↑ Sonichu #8, page 43
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Thanks.2C_darling
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg
- ↑ Wikipedia#May 2009 drama
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 9
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 2
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 70
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)
- ↑ August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work
- ↑ GameStop unban contract
- ↑ [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS) ]]
- ↑ [1]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#The_Shit_Hits_the_Fan
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre
- ↑ Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29
- ↑ CWC_Update_8_January_2009
- ↑ The MovingFoward videos.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs
- ↑ IRC chat, 02 January 2009.
- ↑ Chris's email to Megan Schroeder, 06 July 2007
- ↑ Chris's email to The Wallflower, 18 February 2010
- ↑ Christian in his Own Words.
- ↑ Mailbag 5
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated
- ↑ Autism Tutorial Part 5
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21
- ↑ Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet
- ↑ Sonichu 1
- ↑ CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC
- ↑ Chris Chan's Public Announcement
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Matthew_5:27,_CWC_Confessions
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_9_April_2009
- ↑ Mailbag_2#In_which_Chris_insults_someone_who_drew_a_picture_for_him
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:OpenLetter.jpg
- ↑ Chris dispels videogame rumors
- ↑ Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2
- ↑ June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions
- ↑ June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions
- ↑ June 2019 social media posts#Fan art isn't thoughtful when it feeds into Chris's delusions
- ↑ Heart_level
- ↑ "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu"
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Jackie_e-mails_Part_2
- ↑ TooManyGames#Personal_space_talk
- ↑ April_2019_social_media_posts#Hedgehog-defensive_state
- ↑ Mailbag_5
- ↑ Challenge for Clyde II
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions
- ↑ CWC's_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Blog
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic10P97.jpg
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 23
- ↑ CWC Update 9 April 2009
- ↑ I_Got_A_Fish
- ↑ Jason Kendrick Howell message
- ↑ Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
- ↑ Sonichu #9, page 79
- ↑ CWC Update 29 July 2009
- ↑ [[2]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Chris_Sets_the_Record_STRAIGHT
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/#post-4316470
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vivitheg%27s_AIM_chat
- ↑ Chris chan (CWCipedia)
- ↑ Chris emails 2008
- ↑ Email from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up
- ↑ I Love You Kacey
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dimensional_Merge_Announcements
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Katie_Bay_E-mails_4
- ↑ 145.0 145.1 CWC's Second Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan%27s_Public_Announcement
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block
- ↑ Common Questions#1_February_2010
- ↑ CWC Blog#28_December_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ToJackie
- ↑ Issue 9 Page 39
- ↑ Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"
- ↑ Mailbag 39
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat#References_by_Chris
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_12
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
- ↑ For Chris
- ↑ LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son10revp3.jpg
- ↑ [[3]]
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash
- ↑ Sonichu #7
- ↑ Mumble_4
- ↑ IRC (03 January 2009)
- ↑ Song of Christian
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)
- ↑ Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2008#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody#Chris_does_not_understand_the_concept_of_parody
- ↑ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chrisreply3.PNG
- ↑ https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_4#Why_Chris_hates_pickles
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L
- ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
- ↑ CWC address to Royal Board
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Warm_Fuzzy_Tale
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_English
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_college
- ↑ File:ProwldentVCC.jpg
- ↑ December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 31
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook
- ↑ [[CatKnight Interview]]
- ↑ CatKnight Interview
- ↑ CatKnight Interview
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm
- ↑ Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective
- ↑ August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil
- ↑ Sonichu #4
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect
- ↑ An Important Update
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler>
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2007#February
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_9
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:36.29
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler
- ↑ Getting Foam Ed
- ↑ CWCFlyingElephants. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different from.
- ↑ Chris's Letter to Blanca
- ↑ A Public Announcement for Congress
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_15
- ↑ Ivy Q&A
- ↑ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- ↑ Sonichu Special 4, page K-4
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ Silvana
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English
- ↑ Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow
- ↑ PSN comment as of 6 April 2011
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Misc_E-mails#Anti-Pmurt
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Trump.2C_you_mocked_the_mentally-challenged
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests#Chris_Rages_On
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Unleashing_his_inner_Brit
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Tabitha_addresses_CWC_flame_war
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NightStar2891_tweets#Twitter_spam_for_Tabitha
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jessica_Quinn
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_11
- ↑ BlueSpike Skype Logs 7
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite
- ↑ [[4]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P52.jpg
- ↑ Random-access humor
- ↑ [[5]]
- ↑ CWCipedia article on Rosechu
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_documents
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P58.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P51.jpg
- ↑ Katie Bay E-mails 3
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 6
- ↑ Sign Destruction Video
- ↑ Power
- ↑ [[6]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Diary
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 68 Ultra Sonichu to the Basement Rosechus, on a single page
- ↑ Miyamoto Saga
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Animal_Crossing_Documentary
- ↑ [[7]]
- ↑ [[8]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attraction_Sign
- ↑ Sonichu #0
- ↑ A New, Fun Trick
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu
- ↑ Sonichu #0
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