CWC-isms

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One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult content by name, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that most people his age would generally use with little reservation. While some of them are understandable — after all, even a decrepit elder would probably feel uncomfortable while he discusses his diapers — others, such as "tobacky" instead of "tobacco", only serve to change an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever, for example, he refers to semen as "navy", because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWCisms.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words used repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.