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==Transcript==
==Transcript==


I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I-uh some of the comical wit. Granted, now, I am ''still'' a single legitimate eligible male I still am look-thh I still am looking for an 18-27 year old smoke free non-alcoholic non-[[niggos|black]] woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest.
I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I-- uh, some of the comical wit. Granted, now, I am ''still'' a single, legitimate, eligible male. I still am look-th-- I still am looking for an 18-27 year-old, smoke-free, non-alcoholic, non-[[niggos|black]] woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest.


[''cut''] [''cassette tape playback of "I Love the Nightlife" very loudly begins'']
[jump cut to "I Love the Nightlife" playing loudly in the background]


So, if there are any true, caring, honest women.. NOT any trolls, that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. And it'l-uh, have to be a chance meeting.. in which, on that case, I will NOT be accepting any phone calls, [removes eyeglasses] or e-mails. S-sooo you'll just have to try to pressure- you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, getting a date with me. So, that's just the way life is. [retarded wiggling]
So, if there are any true, caring, honest women… ''not'' any trolls… that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. And also, it'll have to be a chance meeting… in which-- on that case, I will ''not'' be accepting any phone calls, [''removes glasses dramatically''] or e-mails. So… you'll just have to try to press your-- you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, getting a date with me. So, that's just the way life is. [''dances a retarded wiggle dance'']


[''cut''] [''music is no longer playing'']
[jump cut to the music no longer playing]


So now with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c-uh-commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.
So, now, with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c-- uh, commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.


[''cut''] [''begins singing with annotated lyrics at the top'']
[''begins singing a song of his own creation, providing lyrics through annotations'']


Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.<br>
<blockquote>“Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.<br>
But that ain't fit for a "Droll" "Sit-chee-ation", so now I'll just make it corny.<br>
But that ain't fit for a "Droll" "Sit-chee-ation", so now I'll just make it corny.</blockquote>


[''put glasses back on'']
[''replaces glasses on face''] I laugh at you, you stupid [[trolls]]. ''Die!'' Peace.
 
I laugh at you, you stupid trolls. DIE. Peace.


{{Captain's Log}}
{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Revision as of 00:36, 21 May 2009

Simple as that; I will not accept any e-mails or phone calls; ONLY REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS. So, if you are a True, Honest, Caring (18-27-year old, smoke-free, non-black) Woman, who desires at least a pleasant conversation with me ;) , you'll have to be living in Virginia and press your luck on a Chance Encounter.


With that statement aside, a new piece of comical wit after the music; laugh it up.

Video description


Summary

After a two-week silence (and video purge), Chris-chan posts up a brand new video saying that he will not accept any encounters with 18-(insert his age here) females unless it's in real life. Same racist requirements apply. Afterwards, he displays the stinging comical wit that has left him in such demand with the ladies.

Video

Transcript

I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I-- uh, some of the comical wit. Granted, now, I am still a single, legitimate, eligible male. I still am look-th-- I still am looking for an 18-27 year-old, smoke-free, non-alcoholic, non-black woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest.

[jump cut to "I Love the Nightlife" playing loudly in the background]

So, if there are any true, caring, honest women… not any trolls… that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. And also, it'll have to be a chance meeting… in which-- on that case, I will not be accepting any phone calls, [removes glasses dramatically] or e-mails. So… you'll just have to try to press your-- you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, getting a date with me. So, that's just the way life is. [dances a retarded wiggle dance]

[jump cut to the music no longer playing]

So, now, with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c-- uh, commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.

[begins singing a song of his own creation, providing lyrics through annotations]

“Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.
But that ain't fit for a "Droll" "Sit-chee-ation", so now I'll just make it corny.”

[replaces glasses on face] I laugh at you, you stupid trolls. Die! Peace.