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{{quote| "And you've got to be living in Virginia, ladies. 18 to 27. Smoke-free. Caring, true, honest. Not [[niggo|black]]."|[[Chris]], being a ladies' man.}}
{{quote| "And you've got to be living in Virginia, ladies. 18 to 27. Smoke-free. Caring, true, honest. Not [[niggo|black]]."|[[Chris]], being a ladies' man.}}


Originally uploaded as "'''CWC Update 05222009'''". 
Chris uploaded this video to address statements made on [[cwcville.com]] by an unknown persons who had gained access to the domain. As usual, [[Chris]]'s top priority is to dispel any false allegations or claims about himself. Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the future. He also says that he won't be making as many videos in the future. Chris seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that, if he stops producing content on the internet, then the [[troll]]s will have no new material to use against him. This is most likely the result of [[Rocky]]'s guidance.


A.k.a. '''CWC Update 05222009'''.
Chris is aware that if he disappears from the internet, his loyal fan base will be denied his masterworks. His solution is to advises his fans to track down the trolls if they're bored and have nothing better to do.
 
Most notable in this video are two awkwardly long periods of silence in which Chris is either staring into his [[PSEye]] or down at the monitor to check how he looks. Chris seems to be struggling to assume the appropriate facial expression, and—being Chris—never succeeds in attaining it. The precise emotions Chris wishes to convey from 1:16-1:27 and from 1:40-1:45 may never be known.
 
Chris again plugs his [[Fuck Quest]] and how he will only accept face-to-face meetings, unless you call his [[father]] and work it out through him. He ends the video with the phrase "see y'all on the campus", likely referring to the [[University of Virginia]].
 
The new, post-[[Julie]] model of the [[Sonichu medallion]] is briefly shown, as is often done, to validate the contents of the video.


==Video==
==Video==


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==Transcript==
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{{quote|Down with those slanderous trolls!}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: May 22nd, 2009.
 
[''inhales deeply''] I [''voice cracks''] wish to, uh, let y'all know that—uh, please disregard the, uh, statement that was on the—uh, on the, uh, [[cwcville.com]] front page… as that was obviously—that was an obvious lie, made by the [[trolls]], who hacked into my… account.
 
But anyway, I also would like to announce that as of this moment, the, uh, website… is down. I have closed the account associated with it. I may come back with a new webs—with another website and new st—and new comics and stuff; I may not.
 
''But''... to my loyal fans: I thank you for your full—for your support and appreciate your efforts, but… so, uh, what y'all can do now is, like, y'know, find—go to your normal lives, uh... [[Homos|live free]]. ''Or''… if you want somethin’—[[Monthly tugboat|if you have ''nothing'' to do]], you can track down the trolls for me, dis—including that [[Clyde Cash]].


Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009.
Down with those slanderous trolls! I give them ''[[fat|no more food]]'' to feed off of! [''places hands on hips in a mock pose of authority'']


''(voice cracks)'' I wish to uh, let you all know that uh, please disregard the uh, statement that was on the uh, on the uh, cwcville.com front page, as that was obviously that was an obvious lie, made by the [[Trolls|trolls]], who hat into my account.
[''stares silently at the camera for a good ten seconds'']
But anyway, I also would like to announce, that, as of this moment, the [[cwcville.com|website]] is down. I have closed the account associated with it. I may come back with a news a new website and newsh, new comics and stuff, I may not.
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu medallion]] sighting.]]
[''begins moving eyebrows strangely as he watches himself on his monitor''] I'm ''straight'', and I will only accept ''person-al''—person-to-person encounters. ''No'' e-mails, ''no'' phone calls. Unless you call m—on my h—home phone, and talk to my ''[[father]]''… [''stops in mid-sentence and stares silently at the camera while seemingly ticcing''] …and you gotta be living in Virginia, ''ladies''! 18 to 27... smoke-free... caring, true, honest. Not [[Niggos|black]].  
 
And the trolls? Just… stay away, period.


But, to my loyal [[Trolls|fans]], I thank you for you fulsh for your support and appreciate your efforts, but, so what, what you all can do now is, like, y'know, find, go to your normal lives uh, ''(raises eyebrows to imitate human emotion)''. [[Homos|Live free]].
OR, if you want some, if you have nothing to do, you can track down the trolls for me. Iscln [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash]].
Down with those slanderous trolls.
''(assumes a bossy stance)''
[[Fat|'''I GIVE THEM NO MORE FOOD TO FEED OFF OF!''']]
''(awkward pause, silence, video cuts to Chris, eyes wide open)''
I'm straight. And i will only accept person-oh, person to person encounters. No e-mails, no phone calls. Unless you calling on my hh-home phone, and talk to my [[Bob|''father...'']]
''(facial spasms and/or mini-stroke)''
And you gotta be livin' in Virginia, ''layyydieees''.
18 - 27. Smoke free. Caring, true, honest. [[Niggos|Not black.]]
And the trolls, just, stay away, period.
Y'all have a good day now. Peace!
Y'all have a good day now. Peace!
''(the video cuts again)''
Oh and also, before I forget. Ap, until the uh day I put up the website again, if I should decide to, or not.
''(shrugs)''
I wi-I will not be putting up en-too many new videos either.
So, any videos that are obviously uh, falsified with my face that might ''say'' otherwise... Do not believe them.
Only uh, I will let you know obviously when the website is back up. ''(voice becomes slightly drunk with power)'' You'll know iss true.
''(camera cuts to a Blair-Witch-Project-like shot of the [[Medallion|Sonichu medallion]], hanging off the ceiling)''
Mee-till then... See ya on the campus!


[''jump cut'']
Oh, and, also, before I forget... I w—until the day I put up the website... again, if I should decide to… or not... I wi—I will not be puttin' up an—too many new videos either. So... any videos that are obviously, uh, falsified with my face that might ''say'' otherwise... do not believe them. Only—uh, I will let you know, obviously, when the website is back up. [''holds up [[ring]]''] You will know it is true.
[''jump cut to a shaky shot of the [[Sonichu medallion]] hanging from a chain on the ceiling'']


Meet till then. See y'all on [[University of Virginia|the campus]].
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]|nextlink=[[Chris's Big Night Out]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Captain's Log}}


[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-05-22]]
[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-05-22]]
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2009| 2009-05-19]]

Revision as of 18:29, 28 December 2015

"And you've got to be living in Virginia, ladies. 18 to 27. Smoke-free. Caring, true, honest. Not black."
Chris, being a ladies' man.

Originally uploaded as "CWC Update 05222009". Chris uploaded this video to address statements made on cwcville.com by an unknown persons who had gained access to the domain. As usual, Chris's top priority is to dispel any false allegations or claims about himself. Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the future. He also says that he won't be making as many videos in the future. Chris seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that, if he stops producing content on the internet, then the trolls will have no new material to use against him. This is most likely the result of Rocky's guidance.

Chris is aware that if he disappears from the internet, his loyal fan base will be denied his masterworks. His solution is to advises his fans to track down the trolls if they're bored and have nothing better to do.

Most notable in this video are two awkwardly long periods of silence in which Chris is either staring into his PSEye or down at the monitor to check how he looks. Chris seems to be struggling to assume the appropriate facial expression, and—being Chris—never succeeds in attaining it. The precise emotions Chris wishes to convey from 1:16-1:27 and from 1:40-1:45 may never be known.

Chris again plugs his Fuck Quest and how he will only accept face-to-face meetings, unless you call his father and work it out through him. He ends the video with the phrase "see y'all on the campus", likely referring to the University of Virginia.

The new, post-Julie model of the Sonichu medallion is briefly shown, as is often done, to validate the contents of the video.

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Captain's Log, Stardate: May 22nd, 2009.

[inhales deeply] I [voice cracks] wish to, uh, let y'all know that—uh, please disregard the, uh, statement that was on the—uh, on the, uh, cwcville.com front page… as that was obviously—that was an obvious lie, made by the trolls, who hacked into my… account.

But anyway, I also would like to announce that as of this moment, the, uh, website… is down. I have closed the account associated with it. I may come back with a new webs—with another website and new st—and new comics and stuff; I may not.

But... to my loyal fans: I thank you for your full—for your support and appreciate your efforts, but… so, uh, what y'all can do now is, like, y'know, find—go to your normal lives, uh... live free. Or… if you want somethin’—if you have nothing to do, you can track down the trolls for me, dis—including that Clyde Cash.

Down with those slanderous trolls! I give them no more food to feed off of! [places hands on hips in a mock pose of authority]

[stares silently at the camera for a good ten seconds]

[begins moving eyebrows strangely as he watches himself on his monitor] I'm straight, and I will only accept person-al—person-to-person encounters. No e-mails, no phone calls. Unless you call m—on my h—home phone, and talk to my father… [stops in mid-sentence and stares silently at the camera while seemingly ticcing] …and you gotta be living in Virginia, ladies! 18 to 27... smoke-free... caring, true, honest. Not black.

And the trolls? Just… stay away, period.

Y'all have a good day now. Peace!

[jump cut]

Oh, and, also, before I forget... I w—until the day I put up the website... again, if I should decide to… or not... I wi—I will not be puttin' up an—too many new videos either. So... any videos that are obviously, uh, falsified with my face that might say otherwise... do not believe them. Only—uh, I will let you know, obviously, when the website is back up. [holds up ring] You will know it is true.

[jump cut to a shaky shot of the Sonichu medallion hanging from a chain on the ceiling]

Meet till then. See y'all on the campus.

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