Chandler Cats

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Chris has several cats.

Scamper Chandler

Scamper Chandler

Scamper Chandler, also referred to as Scampers, is the second of Chris's cat pentrilogy.

Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat (obviously).

Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.

Desi Chandler

Desi Chandler.
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Desi's introductory photo to the World.

The first of Chris's cat pentrilogy, named after Desi Arnez (one of Chris's other cats is named Lucy, in honor of Lucille Ball, as "I Love Lucy" is one of his favorite TV shows).

Not much is known about Desi other than she's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among CWCki editors and Chris-Chan trolls, Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers the cat.

Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their Cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on. This adds further notion (along with Bob's refusal to wash himself and Chris' stench of dirty crapped briefs) that their family is incredibly unhygienic.

Suffice to say that Chris vastly preferred his dog as a pet.


Lucy Chandler

The third cat of the Chandlers (Note Barbera is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats).

Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows).

Kitty Chandler

Kitty Chandler

Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of.)

Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty".