Difference between revisions of "Cheerleader"

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(Once again, Chris mistakenly says "J" instead of "K". It's extremely clear)
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=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
''[The whole video is visibly sped up in editing]''
''[Chris steps out, in tomgirl garb and pom poms. He does some awkward shakes of the pom poms and some knee-kicks.]''
''[Chris steps out, in tomgirl garb and pom poms. He does some awkward shakes of the pom poms and some knee-kicks.]''
Rah rah ree! [[Kick the Autistic|Kick 'em in the knee!]] Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!
Rah rah ree! [[Kick the Autistic|Kick 'em in the knee!]] Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!
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''[He doesn't even try to get the letters right in his movements anymore as he indulges in a series of kicks.]''
''[He doesn't even try to get the letters right in his movements anymore as he indulges in a series of kicks.]''


J! A! C! K! I! E! Jackie! Who's that girl who can't be beat? [[Jackie|Jackie! Jackie!]] Who's that girl [[Chris and English|who-- she's so sweet!]] Jackie! Jackie!
J! A! C! J! I! E! Jackie! Who's that girl who can't be beat? [[Jackie|Jackie! Jackie!]] Who's that girl [[Chris and English|who-- she's so sweet!]] Jackie! Jackie!


''[Chris moves toward the camera, his mouth not moving, to reveal that he's either dubbed over his movements or he just can't render a video for shit.]''
''[Chris moves toward the camera, his mouth not moving, to reveal that he's either dubbed over his movements or he just can't render a video for shit.]''

Revision as of 16:24, 26 February 2012

Cheerleader is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris acts as a cheerleader for Jackie, wearing a tank top and denim skirt.

For reasons unknown, the video is sped up slightly faster than normal, although this fails to make the process of viewing it any less drawn-out or excruciating.

Video

Cheerleader
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Saga JackieJackie TomgirlTomgirl
Shirt Yellow tank top


Transcript

[The whole video is visibly sped up in editing]

[Chris steps out, in tomgirl garb and pom poms. He does some awkward shakes of the pom poms and some knee-kicks.] Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!

[Chris unsuccessfully tries to spell 'KICK" with his body.]

Just a little warm up!

[He doesn't even try to get the letters right in his movements anymore as he indulges in a series of kicks.]

J! A! C! J! I! E! Jackie! Who's that girl who can't be beat? Jackie! Jackie! Who's that girl who-- she's so sweet! Jackie! Jackie!

[Chris moves toward the camera, his mouth not moving, to reveal that he's either dubbed over his movements or he just can't render a video for shit.]