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“	I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!	”
CWC^[1]

China (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in East Asia. To Chris, however, it's a word he once used in place of "vagina", as he was uncomfortable saying that word and thus felt the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (ironically, the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). Although Chris has not used this euphemism (except ironically) since 2008, it has become one of his most famous CWC-isms.

Chris-chan's "excellent" drawing of the flag of The People's Republic of China.

Uses

In Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008, Chris memorably states the quote above.
In Hello, Juffalo, Chris gives a shoutout to all of the, "homos," and, "chinas," who keep him, "started." Given how uncharacteristic of him that line is, it's likely that it was written by the same gal-pal who encouraged him to make the video.
As JenkinsJinkies, Chris used "china" on the Coffee Place page and on his talk page as part of his attempt to imitate troll slang.

Tom-tom

Tom-tom is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an unintentionally hilarious annotation that read "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",^[2] a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Gallery of China (NSFW)

China

This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from Jesus below.
Chris putting his fingers in China.
If only it were that easy.
A Tomtom. Note the bend in the route.
A duck, having located a "TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
The Tom-Tom Club, something Chris would, without a doubt, want to join.
Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China.
Chris experiencing the menstrual blood of a china.

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 {{quote|I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}}
-'''China'''  (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in East [[Race|Asia]]. To [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, it's a [[CWC-ism|word]] he uses in place of "vagina", as he is uncomfortable saying said term and feels the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (Ironically the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). However, Chris has stopped using the word in later years.
+'''China''' (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in [[anime|East Asia]]. To [[Chris]], however, it's a word he once used in place of "vagina", as he was uncomfortable saying that word and thus felt the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (ironically, the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). Although Chris has not used this euphemism (except ironically) since [[2008]], it has become one of his most famous [[CWC-ism]]s.
+[[Image:Spanish Professions 001 (4).jpg|thumb|Chris-chan's "[[Chris and art|excellent]]" drawing of the flag of The People's Republic of China.]]
 ==Uses==
-In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[Chris and religion|God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way".<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref> He then justifies his reverence for china by stating that he cares more about the [[Women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.
-Other uses:
 *In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]], Chris memorably states the quote above.
-*In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all the "chinas" who keep him "started."
+*In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all of the, "[[homos]]," and, "chinas," who keep him, "started." Given how uncharacteristic of him that line is, it's likely that it was written by the same [[gal-pal]] who encouraged him to make the video.
-*As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page, and on his talk page.
+*As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page and on his talk page as part of his attempt to imitate troll slang.
 ==Tom-tom==
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 Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy.
 Image:tomtom.jpg|A Tomtom. Note the [[duck|bend]] in the route.
+File:DuckFoundTomDrum.png|A [[duck]], having located [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|a "TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"]]
 Image:TomTomClub.jpg|The Tom-Tom Club, something Chris would, without a doubt, want to join.
 Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China.
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 *[[Duck]]
 *[[Pickle]]
+*[[Pmurt]] – who says this word a lot
 {{Love quest}}

Difference between revisions of "China"

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