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In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''" to notice.
[[File:IWillNotWriteOnThisChalkboard.PNG|thumb|right|Some of the more ironic notes on the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall.]]
 
In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kim Wilson|Scarlet]] again. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''" to notice.


==Chris draws Sonichu==
==Chris draws Sonichu==
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[''Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.'']
[''Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.'']


'''Girl:''' Okay, lemme take a picture.
'''Kim:''' Okay, lemme take a picture.


==Chris fires away==
==Chris fires away==
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<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''singing along''] ...your best shot!
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''singing along''] ...your best shot!


'''Girl:''' Oh, God....
'''Kim:''' Oh, God....


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!


'''Girl:''' [''Laughs'']
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs'']


'''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?
'''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?


'''Girl:''' That might be a... bad idea.
'''Kim:''' That might be a... bad idea.


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song'']
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'''Guy:''' You don't want him to know?
'''Guy:''' You don't want him to know?


'''Girl:''' He wouldn't [[Noviophobia|take it real well]].
'''Kim:''' He wouldn't [[12 October 2009|take it real well]].


'''Guy:''' Huh?
'''Guy:''' Huh?


'''Girl:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd'']
'''Kim:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd'']


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!'']
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'''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody!  We got the guitarist!
'''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody!  We got the guitarist!


'''Girl:''' [''Laughs and cheers'']
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs and cheers'']


[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close'']
[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close'']


'''Girl:''' Chris!
'''Kim:''' Chris!


[''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down'']
[''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down'']


'''Girl:''' [''Laughs'']
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs'']


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby!
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby!


'''Girl:''' Yep.
'''Kim:''' Yep.


==Chris needs females==
==Chris needs females==
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<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]]
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]]


'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste?
'''Kim:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste?


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] It—it's good.
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] It—it's good.


'''Girl:''' Good?
'''Kim:''' Good?


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious.
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious.

Revision as of 15:47, 1 July 2015

Some of the more ironic notes on the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall.

In Chris's Big Night Out II, Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing Guitar Hero" to notice.

Chris draws Sonichu

Transcript

[Chris is kneeling down in front of the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]

Kim: Okay, lemme take a picture.

Chris fires away

Transcript

[Some girl in the background does a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]

Chris: [singing along] ...your best shot!

Kim: Oh, God....

Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!

Kim: [Laughs]

Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?

Kim: That might be a... bad idea.

Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]

Guy: You don't want him to know?

Kim: He wouldn't take it real well.

Guy: Huh?

Kim: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]

Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]

Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!

Kim: [Laughs and cheers]

[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]

Kim: Chris!

[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]

Kim: [Laughs]

Chris: [In a Southern accent] Star power, baby!

Kim: Yep.

Chris needs females

All female hands on me!

Transcript

Chris: All female hands on me!

Kim: [laughs] So, how does the drink taste?

Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.

Kim: Good?

Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.

See also

A near public apology Chris's videos Rollin' and Trollin'